#im so scared nr

[tenzmj]

YUH YUH OKAY

HE PUT HIS HANDS UP ON MY BODY😩 MADE THE ROOM A LITTLE HOTTER😋 IM SIPPIN HIM LIKE WHISKEY GOT ME WETTER THAN THE WATER😯 I SWIMMIN IN WANNA SWIM IN HIM TOO😫 MAKE A LITTLE LOVE SHOW YOU WHAT MY BOOTY DO😣 BOY TURN AROUND LET ME HIT IT FROM THE BACK😍 YEAH I KNOW HOW YOU LUV IT WHEN I DO IT LIKE THAT😖

HELP WHATS GOING ON

[newkatzkafe2023]

ITS MEEEE IM BACK WITH THE MILK!! THIS ADHD GIRL BACK :33

An S/O (Female) of the Monkey King's (Like reader is girlfriend of the different Monkey Kings), who acts and haves the personality of the first chapter of bfb like FOUR from Bfdi, but they have the same behaviour that Four once had when they made their first appearence in the show, yk, Powerful, Literally Destroys and screechs everything that just breathes the air in a slightly wrong way. How each one will react?

I literally love Four and X and i had to make an request about something similar to Four.

God... i imagine how troublemaker and powerful the Reader willbe with the powers of four, yet they dont know it since they are too dumb to realize (like four)

I love bfdi (Battle for dream island) <333

BTWW HII!! ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I REQUESTED AND SRRY, I WAS STUCK PLAYING COOKIE RUN AND STUFF...

______ (literally an interaction)

Random ahh person: "Y/N can you quit your shenanigans and help-"

*The reader lit screeches and makes them pass out*

*Wukong looking all the interaction and how their girlfriend just screeches everyone who even exists in a wrong way*

"D:"

I watched some of this and it's Hilarious and I love his character already🤣

(Lmk Wukong) this is totally him when he has to deal with you. You guys meet in the JTTW and immediately something was very unusual about you. When he aggressively Confronted you the first the thing you did was Screech at him and he woke up on the floor. He was then after that very weary of you after that. Strange things happened around Us in the group after that people even made a legend around us. Even to this day he still doesn't quite get you and your aura but he loves you for it although to the outside looking in people can sense that their is something dark about you for example Macaque and Sandy.

(MKR Wukong) Yooooooooo your Marriage is so Chaotic and Unusual that you make him For once want to be a responsible person. Your antics are so unpredictable that even The monk doesn't know your next mood. And you have stun people with your Screeching and it was funny until it happened to him. And more weird things have happened around you such as stretching your limbs, you bing able to manifest out of thin air and warp and mutilate demons from a distance. You love scaring both Pigsy and Sandy but you love Wukong and Fruity. But There is very dark thing about you and it worries the monk even after the journey.

(HIB Wukong) You....You are a terrible influence to both Luier and Silly girl Especially Silly girl. Silly girl screeches alot thanks to you and Luier is asking even more questions then ever with every Chaotic phenomena and he has to find some way to deal with it. But on the bright side You care very much for him and the kids but he always finds some interesting about you and it frightens and enlightens him.

(NR Wukong) Chaos Chaos CHAOS PEOPLE🤯🤯🤯. Wukong is tamed compared to you. From your Random Screeching to you weird quirks and abilities to the crazy sh*t you say and ask and do. He loves it but it slowly starts to disturb him because you seem to be unaware of what you can do and of what happens around you. And he if starts to get Careful and cautious of you well.... that's when Li and Su become alarmed by you as well.

(Netflix Wukong) He can match your energy like a puzzle piece. He quickly learns that you love to play games and are quite the free spirit and the best part is you never judge him on what he says and do. In fact you totally encourage it but Lin quickly points out our rather unusual life. We of course never give her a Straight answer on to what's going on but she's worried and a little suspicious of you. But As for Wukong he loves spending every day with you and loves your quirky self Sure he can do without the screeching , but he doesn't want you to ever change.

[mikka-minns]

Okay so im gonna share my headcanon on why kuai liang didnt react to hanzo's death with much emotion (this isnt a theory, and its the opposite of Canon, i Just need to cope. Fuck off nrs, u suck! Fuck Canon too!)

Kuai dissociated when Scorpion told him Hanzo is dead.

He couldn’t proces the Thought of losing another person he loved(platonicly or romanticly, your choice). He disconected from and questioned reality. Felt like what is happening isnt real. Didnt help that Hanzo's past self was right in front of him. And this happened to him so many times, losing people he scared about, ever since he was a small child, that he didnt know how he should feel. Should he be used to this? Cuz he sure wasnt.

He couldn’t belive Hanzo is realy dead for quite some time and when he couldn’t deny it anymore, it broke him.

Then he went to the netherrealm and found him and brought him back and they lived happily ever after

Source? Shut up, Let me be in denial and happy, please.😭

[qdbs-writes]

Quick Fire MK 1 Trailer Reacts

really sorry that i haven't been posting lately, i have a new job and my driving test coming up so i have been BUSY, but i wanted to get my thoughts out about the more recent trailers for mk1 that have come out BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN IT AIUSFJESBF

MK1 Offical Gameplay Debut Trailer

hoodie kung lao should not be doing this much to me

love that liu kangs task as god is to run around like "no! stop fighting! this isn't you! look at me" like a female lead in a netflix original

HOW much (stolen?) art does johnny have in his house???? sir you should not own the bust of nefertiti we're doing jackass younger johnny so it makes sense and is so funny

love that hanzo IMMEIDATIETLY BOWS when liu kang shows up

NEWBIE MORTAL RAIDEN AHHHH HE'S SO CUTE

an actual sister dynamic for kitana and mileena omfg

MK1 Keepers of Time Trailer

Geras redemption yeah babey thats what im talking about!

"your vision of peace may already be compromised" oh my boy liu kang is gonna have a guilt complex that size of a ziggurat

MK 1 Umgadi Trailer

...Li Mei (vine boom) ...Tanya (vine boom)

oooo so Tarkans are like lerpers now kind of? or zombies? tbh thats probably the best way nrs could've taken them

aw the little tarkatan looks so scared poor baby

MK1 Banished Trailer

OH NO Reptile is HOT

okay Ashrah, loving your redesign kinda missing the hat tho

love that stryker's power is still just gun

[urheartsamess]

hey i’m really curious and looking for recommendations so can i ask what are ur favorite korean dramas? 🙏🏻🥺

hiii sorry it took me a moment to answer but *deep breath* sure hehe! gonna give u my top 5 and try to not scare u away by diving into deep analyses on why i love those so much! i tried to keep it simple!

my all time favourite is beyond evil it’s a thriller romance drama where a hot young man (juwon) is being coaxed towards the brink and almost ruins his life for a 40yo man (dongsik) who suffered more than jesus himself and the two of them occasionally solve crimes! im making a joke out of it but their dynamic is very meaningful and profound! it’s bitter it’s sweet it’s full of tension and compassion and understanding and Love is at the core of it all. it shows u that despite the misery despite the cruelty despite the sins and despite the violence choosing love but also life is the bravest thing u can do. it will change the trajectory of ur life! also acting legends yeo jingoo and shin hakyun deliver thrilling performances in it which will make u unable to look away! this show means the world to me!

then nr 2 comes my mister! it’s a drama to watch for healing and hard times! it’s a quiet and delicate love story between a man (donghoon) and a woman (jian) who make the other one want to Live again. it teaches u that u don’t need a reason to be kind in ur life that a simple act of kindness could mean so much to someone. their love is shown through actions through listening through subtle glances. it’s very poetic it also deals with universal themes like brotherhood friendship loneliness altruism depression vulnerability and perseverance. it fundamentally changed me as a person when i watched it the first time and it also solidified the immense love and admiration i have for iu.

nr 3 the red sleeve! the best sageuk ever made it’s abt a court lady (deokim) who values her freedom and making her own choices above all else and the future king of joseon (san) whose duty always comes first and the two fall intensely in love. it’s harrowing bc wanting them together u know u’re inevitably pushing deokim towards her downfall to sacrifice what she values most which is her free will so the drama tackles the power play btwn them bc san is often a fool and their respective love language is the opposite of what the other needs hence it’s just so good so tragic so heartbreaking! lee junho even won a baeksang last year for this role hes just so graceful and mesmerising in it and genuinely too good at acting! also deokim (played by lee seyoung) is one of my all time favourite female characters she will stick with me forever!

nr 4 strangers from hell it’s a horror romance drama where a tall hot dentist (moonjo) (played by our one and only god lee dongwook) gaslights and gatekeeps a broke aspiring writer with violent tendencies (jongwoo) into joining him so they can become gay cannibals together barely a day after jongwoo moved into their very shady residence full of psychos! closet made of glass for moonjo since he even makes jongwoo a wedding ring (a musty human teeth bracelet)! it’s insanely good i havent moved on since 2019! deliciously gory and creepy it’s aesthetically flawless on that part as well!

nr 5 is the guest! a little bit too underrated if u ask me which is a shame because it does so much for the horror genre! im grateful that the show introduced me to the ot3 of all time: a girlboss detective an overly kindhearted taxi driver and a hot priest (kim jaewook!!! screams!!!). the characters slowly bound with each other through their shared trauma and dedicate their whole life to defeat an ancient and powerful demon. so the power of their friendship is kinda everything and is the heart of the show. also the men are a little….. u know……. like episode 16 has one of the most beautiful scenes i’ve ever seen that is forever engraved in my memory! i hate them! i love this show so much just. so much!!!!!

[thesilentlands]

Chapter 7: The Copper City (part 1-2)

-Part1

They waited and waited, traveling slowly thru the twisted world of abyssal trail untill they finally saw something at the end of the bridge, a light of normal world. They have finaly arived in there, they got of the creatures back and just as they wanted to turn around and thank it, there was nothing there

-where is the Abyssal Trail? -what do you mean? -we where one moment there and the other it dissapered! -you see, abyssal trail only has few main openings, but the bridges only rip a wormhole to a set location for just a moment for non abyssal creatures to leave, once they leave, the wormhole closes instantly -oh.. alright then. i guess just obove this hill is the city -are you nervous -very ive never meet nice people before -wait, before we go there you should cover up your lends and eye -oh! Your right.

Michael finds in his backpack a pice of rug and bandages, with the rag he made a eye path and with bandages he covered up his glowing hand and lends -you know that you can make the wires on your face stop growing? -how? -just think that its not glowing, that usually works -alright.

Michael focuses and the wires lose theier glow. -did it work? -yes it did, now lets go, it looks like its going to rain... -can you withstand rain? -i can not, my system will get rusty -maybe you can hide in my backpack when it does rain -i will accept that.

They walked to the top of the hill and they both glanced at the city.

It was a somewhat odd feeling to see such a city, a bit of chill came over Michael, but he wasnt scared, he was curious, he wanted to get hire and thats what he got, he took the first step, it was a small one but its best to start somewhere, they slowly walked twards the city walls. they entered it and they where was a bridge, below the bridge there was a wheat feild that streached far off and ending at the another bridge.

Sudently something flew from the sky twards them, it was pretty big, and its wings where made from electrisity, you could see them from very far away, it flew closer and closer until it landed right infront of them.

-Welcome Michael! To the CITY_CW_49 or as everyone call it Copper Wax City nr.49, or just Wax City, im only hire to welcome you and to give you your ID and pin! - the mechanical creature that resembles a bird hands michael his ID and a pin that has the city symbol on it.

-we are happy to have you hire! A bot will soon arive to your curent location to get you to your apartment -ok thank you, do you by any chance know if its going to rain today? -calibrating... The rain will fall in about 6 minutes and will last 30 to 45 minutes -alright thanks -my plesure! Ill be going now-.

As the mech said it did, it sprout its yellow, hologramic wings and quickly flew away. -i though you said that you guys with power liquid couldnt have hologramic things - its true, but this type can recharge thiere power house, and they have specific atachments that can save theier limited power use -oh. Wanne go to the end of this bridge? Maybe that bot is waithing for us there -alrighAA -whats wrong? -its THE RAIN, its raining a little -alright, get in -good call -volt jumped into Michaels backpack, suprisingly the backpack didnt became much heavier but stayed the same weight.

Michael walked and walked, there was another wall, that seperated the city from the field, near the entrance there was something, someone with cyan fur and a screan for a face, the "face" displayed pair of two small, yellow eyes, the creature also had an umbrela. The creature spoted Michael and started waving at him, Mixhael aproched it and it was a bot that resembled a bee -Hello! Are you Michael? -yes i am -great! Ill be takeing you to your new home! -great lets go then -alright -oh, just so you know i have my.. pet in my backpack, hes also a mech -oh! Then ill share my umbrela with you.

They both entered the city, they where now on the smaller part of the city, where there are no tall buildings, the streats became darker and the rain started to become heavier.

-hey... What is your name? -my name? Its just a number, but you can call me CB! -alright, CB, do you you know what are thos pins for? -oh you dont know what pins do? They symbolise where you came from and they usually symbolise citys symbol, by the way, what was your first pin?- Michael chasitates, he dosent know how CB is going to react that he comes from a bunker, its something that hes really worried about, he choses to hide this fact -i had.. a really special one -do you come from a far? -very far away, ive lost my pin too, bad luck -oh no that terable, but fear not! Your pins are saved in your mind -what? -you see when you get a pin, there is something in them that makes it so a specific bot can acces them and show you them, they are pretty cheap too so maybe one day you could how me them -maybe, how about you? -im a bot silly! I can only get reputation by being nice or for carrying on tasks that the leader provides -leader? -yeah! Our leader is a robot that rests in one of the wind towers, its conected to every robot hire, even when new bots come hire they are asked to be conected there -i see, so my pet is going to be conected as well? -if it accepts then yes if no then no -intresting, hey, do you know anything about bunkers -bunkers? They are enchiant, its bealived that humans that have entered there have became monsters that even higher beings are scared of, it also known that they reasived a really special pin, a pin that makes anything free for its user, but they dont exsist anymore, because they where only given when they closed them in bunkers.. -i.. i see, what about vaults? -they are used to store inportant stuff, information, backup seeds, dna samples you know? -dna samples? -the technology is now advanced that you can use one strand of dna to create a whole animal! Its a backup if the whole species dies out -i see -and what do you know, we have arived!

-house number 153, second floor. -alright thanks, see you around -oh! I should mension that youll have a roomate -oh.. ok, see ya -goodbye! - the bot slowly disapears in to the glommy night and michael stands in front of the building, he hasitates to enter, but they came all the way for nothing, its only a roomate, one person is better anyway, unlike the whole vault.

Michael opens the door, and is meet by someone, its was a guy with a blinded eye and a mechanical arm and leg, he didnt notised michael at first but when he turned around, he was a bit stureded by him, but he welcomed Michael in.

-Ahh, so you must be Michael, well, welcome hire, im Frank, -nice to meet you -lisean i know its a hard thing to move in, but your very welcome hire -thanks, i come from.. really far away from hire, so its nice to see that you accept me -of course ill accept you! Im sure that the others will do as well -others? -yeah, there are three other people upstairs, and this thing in this hole - frank points at the big hole in the wall, then from this hole came a voice -oh boo hoo, im now called a thing? -sorry, its just,*sigh* your really anoying -i can understand, whos the new bulb? -w-what? -she calles people by flower names, i still dont understand why -i just like it, come closer new guy, i wanne have a better look at you - Michael got a bit closer to the hole creature, it then reaveled her self, it was a bot, that resembled a white rabbit, and her eyes where glowing with red light, when she saw michael closer she smirked a bit.

-well arent you a daisy! Im Rose, if i get to know you better, ill let you meet the others from the hole - there are others? -well two more but for now youll get to me jużet only me -ok nice to meet you, ill.. ill be going now, to my room -alright daisy see you around~ - rose then disaperas in to the darkness without a sound -is she always like this -*sigh* yeah but youll get used to it, anyway since your going up stairs you should know that your roomate is named Vanessa, she knows that you arived so hopefully youll guys get along -are there any others? -well there is Nico, hes asleep right now, he also has an eye path like you, and Angela is few month in to an expedision on some wasteland, im kinda worried about her because she went alone, but im sure that she will make things work -i see, well ill be going now -see ya tomorow! - Frank went in to his room, leaving michael alone with volt -see? everyone is nice -im still not sure.. -come on give them a chance, its not like they are like people you meet before -i mean they do seam nice but what if that changes -dont think about it, just enjoy the moment -*sigh* fine, i guess ill try - michael enters the second floor, and stands at the door of his room.

He finaly, after standing for two minutes, he finaly opens the door to his room. In the view that he saw there was a other door to his left and a welcome mat under his feet, on the left there was a pretty big bed that was all a mess, as well as a night stand with a small lamp, next to the bed, in the corner of the room there was a table with two plants on it, all around the room there where lights, walls where a deep magenta color, michael turned around to close the door and when he turned back around there was Vanessa standing right behind him

-hello! Ee.. it was Michael, right? -yeah, then you must be Vanessa -yeah, frank told you? -yes -alright, ill go to the kitchen to grab something and ill be with you -ok, where can i set my backpack -oh beside the bed is alright -alright thanks - Vanessa then exits the room leaving michael alone again, -see? Every one is friendly -its just... So weard... -whats wrong? -its just... I feel tired, and my head feels light -that means that your probobly about to fall asleep! -really? -yeah, maybe the normal air and outside atmosphear made things to you -maybe yeah.. im gonna close my eyes for a moment, just a moment... -alright.. - then michael fell asleep.

Volt used the sytuation, he got out out of the backpack and looked at michael, since Volt gave him his leends, he didnt had a chance to allow Michael to become "an admin", he could only use a single nail by this point, he could only access the main frame when he was asleep, now is his chance to make more powerfull. And he did

[lipstickontheglass1985]

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[gameswillbeplayed]

🚢 matt & gold

aaa im so predictable with these two

matts ships:

mello as a v big nr 1, near (natebit is cute sue me), a bit of b on the side bc matt likes to be scared lol. onesided crush with linda. then there are tons of ocs. so. many. ocs.

golds ships:

silver is the biggest one. huge hero worship kinda thing with red. i sorta like shipping him with green a lil but im also not sure how that would work in practice. blue. any hot ladies, but mostly from a bit of distance.

[mrstsung]

Ask game time!

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who’s your main(s)? (character you play as most often): in most mk games i play shang tsung,kung lao,scorpion,or raiden. The rest i can wing it with but those i can get down quicker than the others on the roster.

who’s your favorite character(s)?: shang tsung(big fat duuuuh!) Kung lao(my first videogame crush,so him baby),scorpion(hanzo hasashi is the only scorpion i will die on that hill). Those 3 are my top 3 faves.

what character do you think is underrated?: honestly,shinnok. I don't understand why he isn't utilized more and better. It's honestly sad and a waste of potential. Although i can say this for a majority of characters especially the "villains" or bosses. It's honestly a crime. A close 2nd is maybe onaga. Like god damn man he could have been so fucking cool.

what character do you think is overrated?: dont hate me but. Liu kang. Specifically fire god liu kang. Like don't get me wrong i love liu just tye very specific one i have in my head. Like i feel the story revolved too much around him. It was worse than johnny cage and the bladedashians and special forces trying to take center stage. And that was awful. But sadly,how they did liu kang was worse because they could have wrote it better. In fact it felt like it was leaning into liu becoming what he hated and we could have had shang tsung,lao and raiden teaming up to stop liu. Liu realized what he has done and then stop the bigger bad and exile and atone for what he's done? I mean holy shit man talk about waste of potential.

character you hate having to fight against?: ok you mean in game or as if i was actually in mortal kombat? Well. Gamewise,i still get scared fighting shao kahn,even if he isn't at his best. It's still scary. Look childhood gamer trauma rage is a bitch. (Looking at you mk:sm/mortal kombat shaolin monks for the ps2!) But one I'd be scared to fight irl would be a bit of everyone but shang tsung. Oh not because he could kick my ass,that's a given. But the fact that soul snatching sexy sob would know i like him...a lot. And that magic is scary af man come on. He can shapeshift,shoot flaming skulls,suck my...soul. with 500+yrs of martial arts experience. Wtaf,how could you not piss your pants in terror?! But anyways. Shao kahn overall tho. (Fucking bastard owes me still)

how did you get into the series?: mortal kombat shaolin monks for the ps2. But shortly after that i started to play the og arcades more. Mk2 to be specific. Then i saw the mk 95 movie. Good shit,even to this day. Mk could learn a thing or two about its roots but that would require nrs to give a fuck.

what was the first entry you played?: see above.

favorite entry in the series?: mk shaolin monks. Mk2. Somewhat of deadly alliance. Maybe 3 or 4 but im very picky with it. As much shit as i gave mk11,I'd rather take it than mk12/mk1(2023) fr. The only good thing about it is shang tsungs voice actor,and even then i just am sad how they've done things. Not even for blorbo is it worth the money or investment.

favorite entry-specific (re)design, if you have one?: honestly i prefer mk11 aesthetic wise minus a few personal nitpicks. But overall visually it's beautiful. So yeah. Mk12/mk1(2023) all it has is aesthetics and none of the spirit of mk. Honestly it feels like one big joke or excuse to do a movie cheaply as possible. I dont know man,i just am sad about mortal kombats current state. If you were an old fan like myself,you'd understand. Im not saying some things aren't interesting ideas,i just feel the execution of said ideas have been piss poor and some things honestly should have stayed in drafts. I feel they are trying too hard rn to be "relevant" and not give out a good story. Or just reinventing their own lore....AGAIN. and it's annoying at this point. So much many people are making their own lore and shit because canon lore sucks. The world Building in mk has never been solid and thats it all weakest point imho.

favorite canon ship?: i only do self shipping. I dont care for canon ships. Or canon x canon ships.

favorite non canon ship?: same thing as above.

if you could pick a guest character, who would you pick? (can be as detailed as you want here): duke nukum. It's about fucking time. But they'd butcher him now. So im not sure.

if you could pick a character from any of the earlier entries to bring back, who would you choose?: honestly they need to get their story right before adding any characters to the roster otherwise to me its lip service. But I'd love bo rai cho to return. Plz. For the love of elder gods,can i have funny drunken master back?!

which do you prefer doing first/more: completing the story mode or completing towers?: honestly if local play/ vs mode is shit. Towers and storymode mean nothing. If you can't 1v1 your friends in the same room. I dont want it. But I'd play towers above storymode. I'd love storymode more. If the story was actually good or consistent or konsistent in this case ;) . But fr in all seriousness,nrs NEEDS to get their head in the game anf out or corporate ass,if they wanna see this not blow up in their face once hype dies down and people move on to something else. Which it will happen. And is happening.

favorite fatality?: honestly i fucking love shang tsung soul swapping inside the opponent and exploding/killing them from the inside. Fucking simple but badass af. Like fr imagine seeing that shit irl,terrifying. Which is what we need. It's so extra. But it fits. Other than that. There isn't many fatalities i dont like. Cept mk11 johnny cage but thats because it goes on too damn long. We get it johnny!

favorite stage?: honestly shang's throne room,warrior shrine,the deadpool,and visually? Shirai-Ryu fire gardens. Absolutely stunning.

favorite stage theme / ost?: all of mk(original),mk2,and mk shaolin monks tracks are the best. Mk shaolin monks for atmospheric ambiance. The og arcades the first mk and mk2 for absolute bops. Tho deadly alliance has good dance and tencho edm vibes. Tho everyone can kollectively agree that the og theme is the best. Come on man!

opinion on any of the non-game media? (the live action films, mk legacy, the animated mk legends films, etc): ok mk95. Still is the goat for a reason. Mk legends films are good visual and animation wise but story is too fast paced for my taste. And can be better but still ironically,better than the current games storywise. I hate to say it but yeah. Honestly they haven't made and non game media for me that really speaks to me yet. But if they do. I'll let ya know.

skin / kosmetic you want to be in mk1?: dont care for mk12/mk1. But if they could bring back mk9 shang red robe jammies for shang that would be appreciated. Give me that much plz.

do you prefer hanzo hasashi or kuai liang as scorpion?: if you say anything else but hanzo hasashi you need to log off and not talk to me ever again. Hanzo hasashi IS SCORPION. anyone says otherwise is not a mk fan. Period. I will fight you!

which character reveal for mk1 shocked you the most?: like i said. I do not care for the new game. It's more pissing me off that shang tsung who has been a staple for mk is reduced to dlc. Twice. And you can't even get him rn in the new game less you got money or pre order codes or some shit. And that's why i feel that the new game is shit. Because you shouldn't have to pay money for a half baked game. For a character you should have already had. Especially if they are a main focus in the storymode. So yeah. Nothing shocks me.

have you ever cosplayed an mk character? if you haven’t, would you want to, and who would you choose?: i have. I have done 95 shang tsung. And am going to do a genderbent fem hanzo hasashi scorpion (THE ONLY SCORPION IS HANZO I WILL STILL STATE THIS. ONCE AGAIN!) soon. So stay tuned. Future cosplays I'd love to do is fujin,kung lao,kitana,and a genderbent Johnny cage (jenny cage?)

do you have any cool merch? (figures, posters, shirts, etc): got some cool shirts and a few cosplays and little stuff like that. Pendents. But i wanna get some figures but holy shit dudes it's expensive. Oof. But some day. Some day. I will obtain that scorpion figure. Some day. Wish they had shang tsung merch more. Ugh.

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

(baroque spoilers) things i learned today

okay. okay just so i dont crazy and forget everything i just learned.

protagonist is one of the koriels? koriel nr 4 did say "you survived?" as if we're familiar. sentry angel said "i thought you looked familiar; youre one of those koriel members" when i threw koriel nr 10's sephirah at him. maybe i can learn more from the next koriel i run into.

dr angelicus cannot be purified. protagonist wondered if she likes birds. where am i going to find a bird in this wasteland. maybe i shouldve shot my shot w the angelic rifle (i doubt it wouldve helped).

longneck is blooming. quite literally. unresponsive to everything. i dont know if itll still do anything if i bring a cultivating fluid to the surface (urim (i think. i forgot the name.) mentioned that longneck is scared of it)

i will have to figure out how to increase the item kids inventory capacity...

ah. right. pretty much every npc kept going on about how archangel is responsible for everything wjdhziwndhaks dr angelicus said she didnt have the courage to defy him, alice said something about him "not being able to move but he hasnt given up on his plan", fist said the distortions are his work. the man himself admitted to tearing me apart. this is related to the dabar fusion... i need to figure out what exactly that is. fist also mentioned that the order of malkuth was less about receiving gods guidance and more about supporting her(?)

bagged one didnt say anything i didnt already know, really, but i wonder where she gets her info from. (she knows about archangel wanting to recreate the world). i think the guy with the box might be related to her.

lastly, koriel nr 10 said something about taking his water.... the pure water i assume. but it didnt appear or anything.

new tough enemies have shown up and ive collected a bunch of sephirah.. a lot of them follow the 12 major arcana. im not sure what the meaning of that is yet..

right now i still have trouble putting it all together. but i think when the protagonist was a malkuth member and got too close to god archangel didnt want to hand the reigns over... it would be awfully convenient to erase someones memory and then tell them to shoot god. what resistance are they supposed to put up? no real reason to distrust. but... im sure thats not all there is to it. i need to learn more.

[awakeby-awindow]

Hey guys what do you d o when your room is haunted and probably maybe definitely has like 32 ghosts in it this is urgent pls respond

[supermusicallee]

listening to after hours and pretending all these were written for me? yeah another usual saturday night ✌🏼

[minniemariex]

LOVE IN THE AIR EP 6

SPOILERS AHEAD

stream of thoughts (like literally wrote it on the first watch through on yt i’m off now to watch it grey with all of the nc scenes 😏)

okay we’re like 3 mins in (off which good 2,5 was previously on LITA) and rain is already adorable. him hiding behind Phi when he registered an unknown man as threat was a smart and adorable move. shows how much he trusts Phi to keep him safe and to take care of him. and Phi immediately knowing and introducing him to kind of show he is someone he knows. rain still kind of cowed hides behind Phis still.

also the guy gives me a bad vibe. also are all mafia lords gay? cause he clearly said that Big Bosses ‘boy’ got sick. like? hmmm okay

rain holding Phi’s arm in both hands is precious. he gives himself sth to hold onto. quite literally

Phi asking if he now gets why he was so upset when rain snuck into the race last time. and rain actually getting it. it was super careless and irresponsible and down right stupid of him. but now rain is gonna be a Good Boy and stick to Phi like a glue

oh no. the guys from the bathroom. i mean i knew they would cause trouble this ep. but still.

im also wondering about how close Phi and Big Boss are. like are they kinda friends? and that’s why he trusts Phi to fix his bikes? how did they meet? i’m guessing it was a few years back. since it’s pretty obvious that both twins know him pretty well.

another side not does anyone know how old is Phi? he finished his degree so i’m guessing 25/26? and rain is what? like 20?? idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

omg. okay. Prapai talking to rain. and probably wanting some sky info. but getting interrupted by twin nr. 2. and getting roped into beating newcomers into submission. i so do love saifah (lowkey forgot his name for a sec xD)

okay but the fact that no one wants to race P’Pai should be enough of an indication that he’s one of the best and taht you definitely should not race him. especially on your first race. like. UGH 😩 where’s your common sense and self preservation dude???

sorry to interrupt but there’s a hot blond human being in the background. i’m a white shirt (at around 8,28 on yt). and i jsut would like to have an in focus shot of him. for research purposes of course.

not gonna lie i’m living the race scenes. the only thing that bugs me is taht the other guy is racking in fucking jeans and converse. like. dude. you don’t do that. other than that loving it. P’Pai winning by a margin was not a surprise. like at all. the sore lose was also not a surprise. like at all.

i really don’t understand how some people can be dumb enough to not do research when they pretend to be close to someone. like boi. you telling the right hand man you gonna get him fired when he never saw your face? is a dumb move. but what can you do. your head is probably very very empty.

‘are you okay’ Phi ‘that should be my question’ rain. then rain puts his hand on Phi’s face and asks if he’s angry. cuuuuute

i see you rain. i see you. Phi says he’s mad and your eyes just take in his face and you think it’s hot. me too bb. me too. Phi is hot when he’s mad.

being cute and praising how good of a job Phi did by not punching anyone is a great way to elevate Phi’s mood. well chosen tactic rain. and then finish it with ‘smile, you’re scarring me and don’t frown or i’ll cry’ in an obviously not scared voice and we get one Phi in a better mood already.

the hug was everything. as was rain casually calling himself ‘darling’ the whole time (i think at least). and Phi definitely kissed rains ear. and i love that.

the little grab of Phi’s shirt and pulling him into a kiss after saying ‘Phi likes to take things slowly sometimes’ was soooo goood (i’m mad i’m watching this on yt and can’t see the kisses in full - i’m guessing they cut them after last ep)

and can i just say i love the lighting in this scene. rain looks so soft. as does Phi. it brings up the gold in their skin tone so well. and just loooks amazing.

can we talks a little about how Phi is obviously very good at his job? competency is hot. and also liked by his coworkers? and clearly dedicated to doing his best? he has a life outside of his relationship with rain. and taht sth that i feel like we often don’t get in series. idk if it’s cause a lot of them are just romance and everything not relevant is unimportant. and honestly in LITA it’s kind of the same. but here Phi being good at his job is definitely relevant as rain is in university essentially to have the same career. but i still like and appreciate showing us his work space and his colleagues and his job. and the fact he’s good at it is a great motivator for rain but also for the viewers.

Phi rushing to the garage cause he knows rain is there. i love their relationship. i want one for myself.

and rain just being at the garage to study. and do his work. as he promised Phi he would. TIME MÉNAGEMENT YAY

‘Phi there are people around’ looks around at the empty room. lol just let him kiss you rain. get your reward for studying xD

the kiss in the nose was adorable. as was the challenge to kiss rain on the mouth. which Phi did with pleasure.

COMMUNICATION we asked for it. and we got it. and actual conversation in a series where both parties expressed their opinion on a matter, which would normally cause a problem of some kind in a couple. here we got clear intentions and explanation and promise to not get hurt. Phi knows he ha smithing to gain from the race. but he shoma do it anyway. and rain while doesn’t really get it comes to an understanding taht it’s important to his Phi. so he has him promise not to get hurt. to which Phi responds that he’s going to have a bike race not a war. and i love it. thye we’re both level headed at the time of the conversation. clearly some time has passed since saifah came and gave them the news. they both thought about it. and discussed it as couple. got to an understanding. and case closed.

also i want to talk a little about how much Phi and rain hug. like since they got together they’ve been all over each other. hugging and holding hands and kissing. which honestly i don’t see that much in the series. like hugging doesn’t seem to be a huge part of most bl relationships. sure quick hugs or when one is distressed. but just pulling the other flush against and holding him there. that does not happen often. but would love to see it more often. i understand that not all characters have a personality fit for this type of actions. but i simply adore that LITA gives me all of that. cause i would definitely be like rain cling onto my SO hands and arms and just content with being held. and it’s nice to see that on the screen. it’s sth that’s missing (for me) in a lot of series. especially friends to lovers trope a so would imagine they would be quite touchy with each other.

rain is worried. but then he sees Phi in a racing suit and is like ‘Phi never loses’. the guys know that Phi did in fact lose one time. to rain of course xDD but rain doesn’t have to know just how much power he has over his Phi

Phi loves touching rains face. he constantly squished him. and it’s adorable. as is him touching rains hair or head.

omg Phi is so smooth. ‘the suit looks so cool Phi’ ‘it looked cool when i put it on. wanna see me take it off?’ Phi you’re gonna kill rain at some point with your flirting.

‘put them on for me’ gives rain his gloves. i’m in love with this man.

and of course then the duchebag shows up.

rain being protective of his Phi something i would love to see more of. also rain swearing in Phis presence is so hot. since he never does it anymore as Phi doesn’t like ba mannered boys. but when someone touches his Phi? all of that goes out of the window. and Phi is obviously proud of the way rain is supporting him and protecting him (kind of not really but you get what i mean)

also why did the duchebags friend had to have such beautiful and low voice?? he said like two lines but i’m ready to get him out of that friendship.

the race. well obviously Phi will win. i wonder if it’s really the actors. i mean i knwo that some parts at least are them. but i wonder if they had some more capable people race and do it like super fast and then stitch it together. and like i said. Phi won. fair and square.

and apparently that was hot for rain. cause those kisses are saying a lot. yes boy go and take that suit off like Phi wanted you before. UGH YOUTUBE WHY DO YOU KEEP STOPPING BEFORE THE BEST PART?!?!?!?!? imma watch it later on grey xD

rain is discovering a whole new world with Phi. works of wonderful sex and wonderful kinks to try out xD

AGAIN THE LIGHTING IN THIS SCENE IS GORGEOUS

rain wants to see Phi in a race suit but not race again. and i kinda get it.

Phi’s backstory of why he chose architecture is hilarious. but so true lol. you make some weird choices on some random decisions you made as a kid.

i’m in love with this scene. just them quietly talking about themselves. getting to know each other. and confessing it’s ‘more than like’ and that ‘it been more than like for a while now’ is so wholesome. i want that with my SO some day.

my biggest pet peeve is when you are in bed and under the covers but your feet stand out. CANT STAND IT 😫

rain made breakfast. in underwear. and Phi came in. and smacked his ass. and let me tell you something. thai kind of simple domesticity is great and i love every second of it given to me. rain not even being bothered but the smack has just added few points for the scene.

Phi being a gentleman and kissing rains hand is such a great contrast to him smacking rains ass and i love it.

aww rain is a stay at home boyfriend now. so cute.

that’s suspicious. rain do not go to carry the package. like boi be smart. your Phi jsut had a conflict with a guy who clearly saw you kiss him, thus he knows you’re important to him. this little clue les bean.

okay i’m sorry but like. they didn’t even tie him up. wtf ??

okay i’m sorry? that’s an unbearably messy room?? you’ve clearly never saw mine lol omg is he gonna realize it’s Phi’s triangle (i honestly have no idea what’s it called in english lol)

[bonny-kookoo]

Could you do #8 with either home jk or yoongi ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐷

We've not heard from home yoongi in a while no? (Nr.8: "No more secrets.") Warnings: Angst, heavy thoughts but nothing specific stated

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"Something's wrong." You say, sitting down in Yoongis studio where he simply sighs, not even turning around in his chair to greet you. He knows you're suspicious- after all, his behavior really didn't let much room for anything else than suspicion.

"Would you believe me if I said it's not what it looks like?" He asks, voice a but raspy as he talks quietly.

"I don't know, what do you think it looks like to me?" You reply from your spot on his little couch. "You don't answer texts, you're hiding your phone, you don't answer calls, make up excuses for not coming home-" you start, making him sigh. "Yoongi, do you even remember the last time we kissed?" You ask, and its then that his eyes widen a little.

Because it takes him a good moment to actually remember.

"I'm not cheating." He defends himself, but a look into your direction tells him that didn't pacify your thoughts at all. "I promise."

"I never accused you." You say instead, and its now that he turns around, putting his face in his hands for a second or two. "If you need space then just-"

"I don't want to break up-"

"Then what do you want-"

"I want to.. I don't know! I'm so down all the time, and im scared it'll rub off on you and I'll infect you with it like some disease." He finally explodes- but you don't seem surprised at all, instead, he can see a small smile forming on your lips, and it confuses him.

"I figured as much." You say simply. "What did I do that made you think you can't tell me?" You wonder, and he shakes his head.

"Nothing." He answers. "You're perfect."

"Well, that won't do now will it?" You say, walking towards him where he instantly pulls you onto his lap, hiding his face in the crook of your neck. "Please tell me next time you need space. Sometimes you might think you do because that's how you're used to coping with this stuff- but I'm here now. And I can take some of that baggage off of you." You tell him, and he nods.

"No more secrets." He mumbles into your skin, and you giggle, holding him a bit tighter.

"No more secrets." You respond.

[unwelcome-ozian]

Idk if you will be able to give me advice, but I feel like there might be a chance you have some ideas/tips.

So first some info: Me and my partner moved together in april this year, for me it was the chance to finally fully cut ties to my biological parents (Ive got a new phone nr, they dont know where we live etc..) and for him to get out of the abusive household. Gis stepfather is very, very emotionally abuse and his mother has expierienced childhood abuse and takes his stepfathers side at all time, because "he is her partner and he [my partner] has no saying in how she should behave" and is also extremely toxic if not even abusive.

My partner truly believes, that he is "just weak" and its fault anyways that his stepfather behaves the way he does and that his mother is right and that he should just get "stronger". Two years ago, his stepfather got a police record regarding domestic violence thanks to me calling the police on him (which lead to his stepfather thereatening me, that if i come close or enter the house, he will call the police, after 4-5months i had to "say sorry about the shit i did" and he explained his behavior eith him being abused as a young child and anger is just the way he deals with that and that therapy is bs and he allowed me again to come by), vecause he scared my partner so much, he locked himself up in the bathroom and sent me voicemessages being scared and you could hear the stepfather in the background.

Now because of christmas coming up, I asked my partner to talk to his psychiatrist on how to handle christmas family dinner with his family. About a year ago, his psych recommended not talking to the stepfather/cutting ties to him. Now the psych said, if he agreed on coming to the dinner he has to go. I can see how he would say that we cant figure stuff out in such short notice, but I kinda feel like because his psych said that, my partner is bow even more in the mindset of "im just weak and overreacting". Because I asked hom earlier today, that Id love him to explain to his psych, whats going on in his head regarding his parents and he just went like: "But what if I am weak and not going would just be avoiding the situation and avoiding isnt good?" And I try to explain to him, that he isnt weak, that he is quite the opposite of it and avoiding toxic/abusive people isnt bad, its taking care of yourself and he is immediately overwhelmed by me saying that.

And Im actually concerned, because he cant (and doesnt want to) talk about trauma stuff atm, especially because he just started his apprenticeship and school in summer, which i can totally understand, that one would wait after that, so it wont mess with that, but at the same time it also cant really be an option to just make him run into his abusers arms and just stay in that spiral and just work on being able to be kinda stable and not fall back into the depression and at the same time keep up the contact (he doesnt have to cut ties, but like maybe get some distance/only meet for things that are 100% needed) to people who will drag him down and just keep up all those mindsets and belives that might hold him down and destabilize him in the long run?

Maybe Im just wrong because Im not in the same situation, but I feel like because my partner isnt able to truly communicate his thoughts and feelings to his psych, the psych cant fully grasp whats going on/what happens actually and it worries me.

I obv. cant explain the whole thing into every detail, but those are the most important points and I really hope you can share your thoughts regarding that.

Am I maybe the one not seeing something here? Like I dont want to make any weird assumptions that might be wrong, but due to my own experiences as well as what Ive learned, Im quite concerned and Im not sure what to do.

Feeling angry is never a reason to be abusive, being a survivor of abuse isn’t a reason to be abusive, and if someone thinks therapy is bs that’s fine, but it isn’t another excuse to be abusive. These are excuses to not take responsibility for his behaviour.

Psychiatrists aren’t gods. If your partner doesn’t want to go they don’t have to go. People are allowed to change their minds.

I don’t view it as avoiding, I view it as setting boundaries and taking care of one's personal wellbeing.

It’s also acceptable if he can’t and doesn’t want to talk about trauma. It’s his healing journey, and his pace is a pace he feels he can manage.

It is an option for him to return to his abusers, he has several options to choose from. Some of them you may not like, he may not like but, are ultimately his to make.

It sounds like he may want to consider speaking with his psychiatrist, or consider looking for another one.

The psychiatrist’s/therapy office is supposed to be a space where he can work towards expressing himself, feel safe, held in high esteem, accepted, and able to explore his past without fear of judgement.

If your partner feels uncomfortable talking with the psychiatrist perhaps he should tell them that. A psychiatrist should be willing to hear that.

What your partner wants to share with his psychiatrist is up to them. It’s their space and their relationship and should be honoured.

I encourage you to set boundaries regarding what you need to feel safe, stable, and emotionally healthy.

I’m uncertain what country you reside in, if it’s in the US psychiatrists tend to be more medication oriented and not therapy focused. Visits with psychiatrists tend to be 15min, while therapy sessions are 50min.

I say this as I’m uncertain as to how long your partner is seeing the psychiatrist.

Oz

[sxvethelastdance]

LiuLao, for the relationship meme!

Since I already got an ask about this ship, here's the NRS/Games version of LiuLao for the meme!

General:

Rate the Ship:   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last?: If given the chance, a long, long time.

How quickly did/will they fall in love?: They've had their whole lives to love each other.

How was their first kiss?: Frenzied, fervent, a little scared. But full of love.

Wedding:

Who proposed?: Liu Kang

Who is the best man/men?: Hmm... Johnny and Jax would be good best men. Raiden's the dad of the grooms.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)?: Sonya, Kitana and Jade would make a KILLER bridesmaid party (literally)

Who did the most planning?: Kung Lao

Who stressed the most?: Liu Kang

How fancy was the ceremony?: Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (It was a simple affair, but guys. Dudes. They're friends with Johnny Cage, it can't be THAT simple.)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?: Shao Kahn, uhhh fuck. Skarlet ("She threatened to suck me dry, Liu Kang!"), Reptile

Sex:

Who is on top?: Liu Kang

Who is the one to instigate things?: The nice thing about being in the young, reckless prime of their lives is that they can go tit for tat.

How healthy is their sex life?: Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (That poor, poor broom closet.)

How kinky are they?: Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head ( They've both got a penchant for hair pulling and all around healthy appreciation for pain. It's simple, Liu's got a rack, Lao wants to ah. Make use of the space between pecs. Also, broom closets are great places to experiment with making your buddypalswornbrother's toes curl and his muscles sore with how thoroughly and lovingly you just drilled 'im)

How long do they normally last?: As long as the other can keep up.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?: If their legs can still hold them up after, then the other has F A I L E D

How rough are they in bed?: Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. (These two can take a lot of punishment, I tells ya.)

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?: No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?: It feels irresponsible to have a child when their duty is first and foremost to the realm.

How many children will they adopt?: None, unless you count the students

Who gets stuck with the most diapers?: When they're babysitting, they swap off for duties each time

Who is the stricter parent?: Liu Kang

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?: Both of them

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?: Lunch is communal at the Wu-Shi, everybody helps

Who is the more loved parent?: They're not parents but... Kung Lao

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?: Sonya probably sends them for Cassie (because otherwise she'll knock the lights out of everybody there), just to see the moms get in a tizzy. It's hilariious.

Who cried the most at graduation?: The two of them are big babies, they're crying at EVERY graduation and holding each other

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?: Kung Lao

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking?: The duties are equal! But Liu Kang will usually handle the side dishes while Kung Lao prepares the main dish

Who is the most picky in their food choice?: Hmm... Liu Kang. He's not a big eater.

Who does the grocery shopping?: They grow their own food.

How often do they bake desserts?: Not as often as Kung Lao wants, he has an AWFUL sweet tooth a la @bastardsunlight

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?: The boys are vegetarians! Chomping on greens like there's no tomorrow.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?: They both surprise each other, just cause.

Who is more likely to suggest going out?: Johnny Cage, those two don't even know what going out IS

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?: Kung Lao, because he decided to do some fancy trick to show off and didn't pay attention to his pot. Liu Kang too, because he didn't stop it before it started.

Chores:

Who cleans the room?: They each clean their rooms, some better than others

Who is really against chores?: Kung Lao

Who cleans up after the pets?: No pets allowed! (Liu Kang, who smuggled yet another little baby bird into his room)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?: Kung Lao

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?: They're both pretty chill about it, the temple's a much easier place to clean than a mcmansion.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?: Shaolin vows of poverty (and also the fact that they do not have couches) prevent this from ever being a possibility

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths?: Liu Kang, he is VERY meticulous about his hair. It's his pride and joy (Please do not tell the elders-)

Who takes the dog out for a walk?: They both tend to the animals.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?: Iiiii do not know anything about the Shaolin and holidays.

What are their goals for the relationship?: To stay alive, fight their way back to each other in the swirling storm of an inevitability that threatens to martyr one, and lose the other to legacy.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon?: Kung Lao, if Liu doesn't hunt him down and wake him up.

Who plays the most pranks?: Liu Kang, he is terrorizing Kung Lao right now. I guarantee you.