#im sorry it’s 2am

[skoulsons]

Don’t talk to me about romantic relationships. Don’t talk to me about enemies to lovers. Don’t talk to me about some romantic slow burn. Don’t talk to me about star-crossed lovers. Don’t talk to me about some characters finally sleeping together. I don’t care.

Enemies to family? Yes. Slow burn father-daughter relationship where they slowly grow into the much needed role in the others life? Absolutely. Star-crossed found family cringy fluffy stuff? Sign me up. A platonic relationship where two people who very clearly care about each other but would never really acknowledge it finally having a moment to hug or share vulnerability with each other? I’m there. Found family where these people who would’ve passed each other on the street make a little team and risk their lives for each other constantly? Signed, paid, sent. Platonic physical touch? Hugs? Dinners together as a group? Moments of laughter together? Hospital scenes? Visiting the other just to visit and check up? An incredibly deep and profound love that can be never be looked into or analyzed enough because it is so strong and incredible it’s breathtaking? Saying I love you? Platonic soulmates? Best friends? yup, that’s me. I’m there, middle of the street. eating hot asphalt.

GIMME IT ALL

[zanukavat]

secret keeper

[miuszn]

imagine ellie fucking u w her strap ..

♡ restraining ur hands bc she finds it so sexy , she wants to be in complete control of u

♡ she’s definitely the type to slide the strap along ur slit to tease you before actually putting it in , loving how frustrated , impatient , and whiny u get

♡ she starts slowly sliding inside you , but quickly fills you up without letting you adjust first causing you to cry out from the mix of pain and pleasure

♡ quickly picks up the pace and fucks u faster while teasing u for how needy u are , but she knows u enjoy her treating u like this

♡ u insist u can ride her and she chuckles , knowing you’re gonna struggle . “ got tired of always just laying there , baby ? i don’t mind it , you look gorgeous . “

♡ ur able to do it for a bit and then u start struggling , so she insists on her fucking you in missionary again

♡ might i add , she loves fucking you in missionary . she loves looking at your face while she ruins u and forces u to maintain eye contact while overstimulating u

♡ sososo gentle when she’s not being mean tho , always making sure ur fine and she’s not being too rough <3

ib : this video ( not exactly , just inspo )

[jkthy]

hi. i made keychain charms of tweedledee and tweedledum if youd like one. [LINK] shop closed for now!

[napping-sapphic]

Sooo NONE of you want to fall deeply unhealthily in love with me rn……?

[shartfinz]

my gumlee redraw of that one Hanna K drawing

[lesbiantahani]

adult mistynat makes me go crazy its a dynamic i wanna bite and sink my teeth into every day. like jesus take a woman who has accepted death time and time again and will do anything to provide and protect for her friends including the instant acceptance of being their next ritualistic meal and give her a little devoted freak that wont let her die and i mean WILL not let die no matter how much the other wants it and give them 25 years of not talking for it just to end up the same. its the misty snorting her coke its the ill hide a dead body for you so you're safe its "im protecting you!" its the "im here to rescue you from ur kidnapping!!" it's randy calling nat a drug addict and misty seething "hit him. hit him RIGHT NOW". imagine ur whole life you thought you weren't meant to live this long you were meant to die when you were 17 but there was this 5"2 girl now woman youve become reluctant friends with who never let you and ur just like "god wont let me die" but its misty quigley. thats nat yellowjackets. and it's created this chefs kiss mix of gut churning resentment and gratitude from nat, and misty wholeheartedly seeing herself as nats protector even when it's not wanted. like what do I do with that as a viewer. be normal abt it???

[katabay]

THE SHERIFF AND GUY OF GISBORNE

uh. try to stay with me for a second. so incest motifs are a huge part of medieval lit. you see it in arthuriana cycles, you see it in romances, it's a whole thing.

Incest and the Medieval Imagination, Elizabeth Archibald

so robin hood. both adaptions and the text itself, tend to get interesting with guy of gisborne. and I will say that while I found the media being discussed in this text absolutely fucking insufferable to watch, the discussion on it was delicious, impeccable, show stopping

Mouvance, Greenwood, and Gender in The Adventures of Robin Hood and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Brian J Levy and Lesley Coote

and with regards to discussions on the origin text (which I love and adore forever)

Horseplay: Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne, and the Neg(oti)ation of the Bestial, Stuart Kane

we're. getting to the point, I promise. guy of gisborne and the sheriff in my own "adaption" are not cousins, but brothers in law (fucked up brothers in law are my thing over on my other blog. brutus and cassius? I'm there. caligula and lepidus? all over that, baby!) because I'm aiming for an adjacent transgression.

on the topic of adjacent transgressions and guy's comment in this comic about cannibalism: there's an overlap in various genres of literature, predominantly in branches of horror and tragedy: between cannibalism and incest. (additionally! a lot of texts will take on christian subtexts and allusions, so there's a bonus homoerotic cannibalism discussion happening wrt communion that I'll get into in the future) it's about. chomping. the teeth, you know.

Managing Monsters, Marina Warner

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

there's a 100% chance I will revise the sheriff's design at some point, but I wanted to draw the flowers exploding out of the spine so bad

AND FINALLY, the neck focus on guy is half due to his fate in his origin tale (beheaded) and half my own invention: I girl-with-a-green-ribboned him. a little narrative necromancy, if you will.

[grxceful-ly]

peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution. 

[ljsarts]

"My dearest friend in the world has shed a tear over you and I will not leave without satisfaction."

(Aka I am still a wreck over the Rue-Wuvvy dynamic and tragedy of sorts from episode 2-3)

((Edit: Alt text added to the image + now available as a print: here))

[shadebloopnik]

I know Velvet keeps getting dubbed as like the adopted daughter of two gay idiots(and thats fine ig for people who love that angle) but how bout this-

Velvette and Vox in a QPR marriage, or normal marriage idk whatever but she's his boss ass wife, and VAL is the adopted sugar baby-

I know Velvette got there last, but we all saw how Vox talks to that moth, it screams 'this is an actual toddler, taking sugar baby way too literally". Velvette is staring judgily at Vox(especially after she finds out abt Alastor too) and going "Im gonna marry you, but I'm so judging your taste in men every step of the way."

[willczek-art]

are you okay, little lawyer??

[kkoct-ik]

praying to god im not the only insane person who went to draw this. Immediately

[amvro]

pairing: amuro tooru x reader

summary: he is home late (again) but you love to stay up for him

cw: i would not say suggestive but a lot of kissing implied ? IDK IM SORRY, it’s very short

It wasn’t rare for you to be staying up waiting for him to come home, but tonight he was especially late coming home and he truly did not expect you to still be up. The clock almost ticked 3:30am and he truly wished he didn’t have to stay out so late if he knew you would still be up. He was going to ask why you were still up and tell you about how you should’ve just slept without him, but he knew you would tell him you would be too worried to fall asleep regardless. 

“I’m so sorry I was so late,” he said, apologetically. “But really, next time you shouldn’t mind me. It’s far too late.”

“And it’s far too late for you to be out with no one to greet you when you come home,” you replied with a soft smile. Gosh he was in love with you. “Waiting for you to come home is one of my happiest times, at least let me do this much. Besides, it’s a Friday we get to sleep in tomorrow.”

And you were absolutely correct. Although he’d tell you every single time to go ahead and sleep, it still warmed his heart when he saw you reading a book or scrolling through your phone with a warm tea, waiting for him to come home. The way your face would brighten up when he came home was truly the only thing that could heal him from a long day at work.

“I’ll hop in the shower real quick, so go to sleep okay? It’s still not good to be up this late,” he said as he took off his coat and put his stuff down, getting ready to step into the bathroom.

“Wait,” you said, almost subconsciously.

“What is it, love?”

“Oh, um,” you said, you hadn’t meant to say it out loud. You looked up at him slightly embarrassed. “....kiss?”

A faint blush covered his face as his eyes narrowed and lips pursed. He did not understand how you managed to make his heart flutter from such simple words after all this time, but he did understand that this wasn’t going to go away. He walked right back to you and pressed a kiss on your lips. He was going to kiss you again when he resisted the temptation and kissed you on your forehead instead. 

“Why not?” you asked quietly. You were going to kill him if you kept this up.

“Because I’m not going to be able to stop at this rate,” he said, but you went and kissed him instead.

“But I don’t want you to...” you said. That was it, he was giving in. Saving the country was a whole lot easier of a challenge than the ones you gave him it seemed.

“Okay, now you’ve done it,” he said, kissing you again. 

The shower will have to wait a little. 

[max-nico]

Thinking about if the ending to Sonic Prime was all of the main characters gain their own as well as their alternate's memories. Specifically. This happening to Tails.

Tails, who's still kind-hearted, brave, overachieving, and still everything that Sonic's little brother is, but is now so much more. So much more that Sonic just isn't sure how to deal with.

Tails who instead of shyly backing up, snaps his jaws and bares his teeth. Tails who seems to have phantom pains from a life that was never his. Tails who yelps when you get too close, and flinches so hard it looks painful. Tails who wakes up from nightmares by vomiting or screaming but refuses to tell Sonic what he dreamt about.

Imagine Sonic shattering everything again, because maybe that would fix it. Maybe he was missing something. Maybe he could try again. But now all of his fox friends, while still bearing personality differences, have each other's memories, and Sonic is weighed down by the guilt

Just Tails baring a wound he's never suffered, his kin who will always bare the same, and Sonic who can't do anything except watch

[pherre]

crowley: so you've never been tempted?

aziraphale: tempted's another subject

crowley: so you have?

aziraphale: no. but it's another subject