#im too pan for this

[honeysweetcorvidart]

if i had been given the choice, i still would have chosen you.

hey so i'm totally normal about the lovers reversed

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[anteroom-of-death]

I need to find more people who wanna fuck the 2003 Captain Hook and not the Once Upon a Time one, or I will start eating fiberglass.

[katabay]

captain hook and peter pan's shadow

okay so hear me out. I had a weird dream a few months back about hook suddenly waking up on a ship and everyone else is dead. decaying. dismembered and disassembled. for some reason, the blood on the floors is still wet. an absolute nightmare of a time. the only other person in neverland who isn't a corpse is the shadow of peter pan, who, over time, has slowly come into form as a vaguely fashionable adult since there's nothing tying it to the body of a youth that refuses to grow up (since he was originally nothing but a shadow, he will remain forever shadowless tho)

('One day, Peter decided he didn't need a shadow, that it was more fun to sneak up on people without giving them a chance to notice, and I was left to do whatever I wanted. Eventually I started to care, to feel, and from there I became what I am now.')

it was. some kind of murder mystery, where it's very clearly peter who committed the murders, but hook and the shadow go about trying to figure out the events leading up to it. as one does!

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Jenson Button)

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

May I offer you some domestic 1900's immortality in these trying times

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually

[changdol]

Sunwoo ⎔ Honey (240107 FaceCam)

[feral-shapeshifter-in-the-woods]

ima be gay for a second ignore me

ppl with soft jaws. ppl with vitiligo. ppl with acne. ppl in hoodies. ppl with big smiles. ppl with longer hair. ppl with 'weird' teeth. ppl with heterochromia. FKIN PPL IN SKIRTS! PPL WITH CURVES! PPL WITH BIG ARMS! PPL WITH ABS! PPL WITH FLOOFY HAIR! PPL IN SUITS! PPL WITH BROAD SHOULDERS! TALL PPL! STRONG PPL!

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[stankworth]

The Worsties.

[booksandwillowtrees]

I don't see why people are upset at the IH/TBK for how the ratgrinders ended up. They TRIED to redeem and connect with the RG it never panned out. They are playing a game and telling a story. If a path doesn't pan out they have to move on.

If TBK try and fail to connect with the RG and then the world is going to end in 1 hour, they might kill them (not always permanent btw!) in pursuit of stopping the end of the world. And you know what. They might be assholes about it, because the RG are also assholes about it. Like IDK. I like the RG. But also like if you're upset when the performers are excited about having defeated their enemies in a battle-game-based show, like I feel like you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

[ms--lobotomy]

So I've noticed something about a few Angron fans

[redsray]

and if you kick all the queers out of gotham who will be your biggest cheerleaders, huh, batfam?

[bumblebeebats]

Wow, Guillermo del Toro really said You know what my animated kid's musical needs? Catholicism. War. Death. Alcoholism. Fascism. Frankensteinian undertones. A haunting meditation on mortality and grief. Cate Blanchett making monkey noises. And he was so fucking right

[ecstasydemon]

i figured out crepes now im unstoppable

naked crepes. that are a bit shiny

[hellishgayliath]

How perfect timing is it for spiderverse to happen during pride