I had a dream I was at the grocery store and I saw Hyunjin waiting for his pick up order and he was sifting through ones on the shelf in case his was there. He was wearing a white tank top and long blue basketball shorts and a blue hat or beanie. I just kind of sat on the bench and looked at him for a bit his hair was really long but layered in away that it didn't look too long. Then Chan showed up with their order he was just in a black shirt and pants. They walked past me and Hyunjin waved bye to me with a smile. Then I left cause this guy was being weird to me. Halfway home I noticed that guy was following me and I decided to just drive to my friends house but I suddenly forgot how to drive. I don't know why but I got out of the car and tried to walk. I should have stayed in the car locked the doors and called the police but no dream me is not that smart when I got out he also got out and started following me and was pushing me when I wasn't responding to him and saying "oh is it cause you only date white guys" over and over while pushing me. I texted my favorite teacher to pick me up. But he tried to get my phone from me and I got scared and forced myself awake. I'm sure or I'm hoping Chan and Hyunjin would have shown up but I'm going to imagine they did cause it was really scary. I was too scared to wait and see. But yeah never leave your car in that kind of situation.
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True love:
My partner cursing “All those teenagers wanting their greasy-haired Matthew fix” yet still willingly refreshing Ticketmaster and sitting in a queue for 2 hours this morning.
I think I’ll keep her.
Note tho: they’re not just for teenagers, also respect the teenagers, also his hair is NOT greasy, also it’s Matty if we’re gonna do things properly.
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Waking up to this and the real question is...
Why is nathan fielder's girlfriend not me???
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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