Return of Rossi lore:
I’m at the end of 2022 in off track now. I have consumed so much off track I think it might be affecting my speech pattern. Please send help.
Claims he doesn’t dream or remember his dreams.
Was lowkey sugar babied once. Some fan sent him a random gift card to Trader Joe’s for $250 - completely out of the blue, had it mailed to the Andretti offices. They told him to buy ice cream (“get yourself something sweet” vibes). Alex just said “cool! 😄” and bought coffee flavored ice cream cones/ice cream.
Only has TikTok because Kelly yelled at him for not watching the videos she would send him. Says he prefers Instagram Reels (side eye)
Beer guy, traditionally. But after a certain number of drinks he’ll get a “hankering” for tequila. Problem is, he likes the expensive shit, will order copious amounts of said expensive tequila as shots and then 9 times out of 10 not do them. 1942 is his expensive tequila of choice.
Okay, rich bitch.
Because he ate Jimmy Johns on live television at some point during his 2016 Indy 500, he has a black card (aka free Jimmy Johns for life). He also has lifetime free wings at a local place in Indy because he mentioned them in an interview once. He doesn’t like to take them up on their offer though, because most the time the employees at Jimmy Johns don’t know how to use the card/he can’t place orders online with it. And it’s even more humiliating to go to the wings place because there’s a booth they sit him in that has his name on a plaque at it. Overall - he turns down the free shit to avoid the embarrassment/attention.
Favorite pie is confirmed pumpkin pie, because he is a man with TASTE.
Go to Starbucks order (in 2022) was a soy vanilla latte.
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I have made four whole ocs for this next comic........
.... And the singular human oc of the bunch ended up being my favourite. This is so embarrassing.
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Changing from writing straight into the AO3 text editor for one and a half years to using word for like a month and now trying out Ellipsus I am typing like a skittish shrew who fears birds
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Does caper enjoy cheesy romance movies?
oh definitely. i haven't seen it personally, but my love says that Notebook (2004) is some super romantic stuff (that i might hit up at some point) and i'm willing to bet just from that description that it has the potential to be high on Caper's fav movies list
he sits on the floor of his chamber with Sparrows, projecting the movie on the wall and while she's kinda boredly chewing on popcorn he's looking at it with 'em big ol' eyes all giddy n feely. like this
this is the face of a man who's usually the definition of a cocksure bastard stuck up. while watching a bitchin Cinderella.
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Please share all your Jopping thoughts! I am now exceedingly curious.
L;AKSDJF;LASDKJFL;SDAKJF ANON I LOVE YOUUUUU
i dont remember if i kept this in my maximalist kpop post or not but i had wrote a whole section about how the concept of superm as a group is maximalism and everything that they did is probably the purest form of kpop performance spectacle that we've seen in the last several years. kpop has always been about taking random americanisms and extrapolating them into a weird and altogether new conglomorate of cultural hybrid bizarreness and superm ramps that up to 100 (pun intended). the disparate visual western touchstones (cars/motorsports, cowboys, big tech + machines, superheros, military, collegiate gear) all crammed together with choreo that goes extremely hard for no reason, stupid and cringe (complimentary) english lyrics, completely over the top studio set pieces, and all done by a group that's literally assembled from defining groups of the last three generations, from the company that pioneered the industry? how can it be anything except the pinnacle of modern kpop? people can make the arguments all they want that sm was attempting to pander to the west in the vein of bts, but what those people miss is that superm was never totally westernized in the way that bts has been in their recent endeavours. superm maintains a sense of koreanness throughout not only their music (promoting i can't stand the rain on the ellen show along with jopping, none of their title songs being fully in english) but also visually with tiger inside, which has become their most popular song second to jopping. sm was very careful not to sacrifice the threads of what makes kpop korean with superm, and that's what makes everything about what they were doing work.
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idk bout all of you, but i couldn’t even write to my girlfriend, supposed love of my life, my ‘superman,’ whom emotionally ‘started my life,’ “i love you” for a whole..what…six months, and then got defensive when she pointed it out, something isn’t straight. literally and figuratively.
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