#incorrect DinBo

[nightfurycyare]

inspired by @lorrainestea ‘s post of wanting Din and Bo getting married in the Pirates of the Caribbean style 

[lorrainestea]

I would do ANYTHING to see Din and Bo getting married in Pirates of the Caribbean style.

Imagine:

*Mandalorians vs Gideon’s troopers*

Din: Bo, will you marry me?

Bo-Katan: I don’t think now is the best time!

Din: Now may be the only time! *grabs her arm and looks in her eyes*

Din: I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours?

Bo-Katan: *turns away from him* Armorer! Marry us!

The armorer, smashing the Imps with her hammer: I’M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

[padawansuggest]

Rex: *after showing up to Tatooine and listening to Din and Boba’s exploits to clean up the planet again* Wow. A… kryat…

Boba: *suddenly on edge, putting a protective hand on Din’s thigh where Din was taking up Fennec’s usual spot on the arm of the throne* What’s wrong with taking down a kryat? Thing of legends, really.

Rex: *sadly shaking his head* Sorry, that wasn’t anything against it itself. They go wild and eat whole towns when left alone, it’s just pest control.

Boba: But it upsets you?

Rex: …I think I know the Krayt you’re talking about. It was necessary, it just explains why Cody was pissed about Kenobi crying around the same time that happened.

Din: Kenobi and Cody… are some of the ghosts that come to meditate with Grogu a couple times a week?

Rex: Yeah. Kenobi wasn’t really so upset, but I think he still had a lingering bond with the beast. They’d worked together for the rebellion for years.

Boba: …excuse you, did you just imply the rebellion had a kryat dragon working for them?

Rex: No no, Obi-Wan worked for the rebellion. He was asked to kill the dragon a bit after he settled on the planet, ended up making a force bond with her. She let him harvest the pearls in her nest and he kept her well fed without needing to hunt. I guess he didn’t realize after he died she’d have to hunt on her own.

Din: …why did the rebellion need kryat pearls? I know they had enough money for the most part.

Rex: …they weren’t to sell. Obi-Wan used a seer’s chamber to figure out where Jedi in need of a pearl were in the galaxy, sent them on with the materials to build their own saber.

Boba: You can use a dragon Pearl in a saber?!?

Rex: Yeah. With the Death Star in construction it was almost impossible to get kyber. Kryat pearls made a good replacement, and Obi-Wan had a tamed dragon. I know he sent one to the princess, and it’s in her saber now, Vos was his usual contact because he worked with the underground that connected children to capable fighters that could train them. They’d get their saber materials and train with their new master.

Din: Are you. Fucking. Telling me. I didn’t have to look for a Jedi. I just needed to find the underground so I could give Grogu a master there?

Rex: Absolutely not! That little boy loves you more than anything, Djarin! The underground is for training those who have no other choice than to run from the empire to survive it. Your child chose you over training.

Din: Fuck this, I’m getting Kenobi to tell me where to find another pearl, I’m getting my kid a shiny hittin stick. *stomps off to the nursery to try and contact the dead*

Rex: …hmm… he’s fun. Careful, Kenobi will try to adopt him.

Boba: *grumbling about a man with a Mandalorian fetish never leaving them be*

[dindjarinxbokatan]

Bo-Katan: Maybe we should hold hands.

Din: …

Bo-Katan: For safety.

Din: You’re absolutely right.

[lux-ishii]

Gideon: *causes Din's partial memory loss* Bo-Katan: *appears to rescue Din* Din: Hello, gorgeous! I'm Din, what's your name? How would you like to ride home on a real Mandalorian?  I got a bottle of Coruscant wine, roomie’s out all night. So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar! Bo-Katan: ...

[bart1607]

din: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. bo: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. din, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

[wisefoxluminary]

Din Djarin : We need a distraction.

Bo Katan : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Paz Vizsla, whispering: My time has come

[nothing-at-the-moment]

*on a date walking through the gardens of mandalore*

Bo: whenever I see initials carved into a tree, I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date....one carrying a knife for some reason.

Din: *in full beskar armed to the teeth* I know.

[the-mando-family]

Bo-Katan: wow…. I sure am thirsty after that spar. Know of any good places to get a drink?

Din: I usually just get something at home. I have a good filtration system.

-Paz and Axe watching from the side-

Axe: he has no clue she was trying to ask him out, does he?

Paz: None at all.

[asmodeus542]

Bo: Got an escape plan?

Din: Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little.

[godzillasfav]

GOODBYE.

[thehopefulwonderlandcollector]

(Din has been yanked under the Living Waters after resurfacing from diving down to find evidence of the Mythosaur. Bo, Mayfeld and Pershing all clamor around their boat, panicking and yelling his name. Finally, Bo wanders towards the side of the boat, staring directly in the spot where Din disappeared.) Pershing: Wait, Wait, Wait. You’re not going in there, are you?

Bo: Just…wait here! (She briefly steadies herself and then dives off the boat into the Living Waters)

Mayfeld & Pershing (overlapping): No, no, no! Bo! Bo!

(as Bo keeps swimming down after Din, Mayfeld eventually goes to the side of the boat and sits on the rim, facing inward towards Pershing. One little push is all it would take to send him overboard, but Pershing knows that he’s sitting there for a reason.)

Pershing: nonononononono…what are you doing? She said wait.

Mayfeld: Yeah, I heard her.

Pershing: She’s in charge!

Mayfeld: Are you kidding me? I made that up.

(he holds his nose…)

Pershing: Don’t you go. (Mayfeld rolls backward…) Don’t you—! (Mayfeld splashes into the water, disappearing after both Mandalorians, leaving Pershing panicked and pacing and alone on the boat, swears bouncing out of him until he finally stops to make a decision.) Oh, this is so stupid. This is so stupid. This is so stupid. (He dives, straight but clumsy, right over the boat, his last angry chatters cut off when he goes underwater)

[dindjarinxbokatan]

*while on Navarro*

Bo-Katan: while I’m here, why don’t we have a date night in? You know what that means …

Din: dinner and watching a holo?

Bo-Katan: sex on the couch

Din: or your thing

Bo-Katan: actually watching a holo sounds nice

Din: or your thing

[dindjarinxbokatan]

Axe Woves: Uh oh!

Din Djarin: What?

Axe: Somebody’s in love…

Din: What? Me in love with Bo-Katan? I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

[cut to Din laying awake in his cot]

Din: Oh no …

[padawansuggest]

Boba: *after realizing Din and Bo-Katan are working together, grinning cause both his fave Mandos to call princess are here now* So. Which one of you is the pillow princess and which is the passenger princess?

Bo-Katan: :) Din is both.

Din: :/

[dindjarinxbokatan]

Din: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Bo-Katan: I’m sorry. You were stabbed?!

Din: Lightly. Stabbed.