#incorrect alastor quotes

[archrries]

Just so everyone knows, this was my friend's response to me basing my Radioapple post on our own platonic relationship 😭

[dekimasu]

Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quote

Alastor [to Angel]: "Your face reminds me of a classic painting!"

Angel: "Oh yeah? Which one?"

Alastor: "The Scream."

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.

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I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)

That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl

[drowninnoodles]

I don't know

don't tag it as radiostatic please

[jessadamsdraws]

@chaoticace2005

It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game

Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Alastor:

Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.

Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[radvelvetcakez]

Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[mybirdis-theradiodemon]

Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)

[fanby-fckry]

I’m coping <2

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

[hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation]

[helluvabun]

cannon

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

“I’m not understanding, dear. Does that mean she ate her husband ?”

At this point these are just too stupid entertaining to stop…. lmao. Leave me suggestions of what else Deer Man needs to learn 😂

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[mooncalf87]

Charlie: hey, Al, Rosie is at the door!

Al: oh no

Rosie: DARLINGGGGGGG ITS YOUR YEARLY SLANG EDUCATION DAYYYYYYY

Alastor: HIDE ME QUICK

[sockmeat]

Alastor: My partner need to be regal, powerful, clever, with the passion to take over Hell with me.

Reader: *Trips on the sidewalk and falls over crying because they stepped on a caterpillar*

Alastor: That one. I want that one.