#incorrect allium duo

[dsmpbutbetter]

tommy: why can't i just bite people when they piss me off, like what's the issue there

ranboo: i want you to stay far, far away from me

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Ranboo: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Tommy, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

[dragonflavoredcake]

Beef: Okay, it's almost time for Etho's surprise party! Let's go down the list—balloons? False: Check! Beef: Cake and non-carbonated drinks? Bdubs: Check and check! Beef: Flowers? Stress: Check! Beef: Onions along the perimeter of the building so Etho won't come in early? Doc: Check. False: Why are we using onions to ward off Etho like he's some kind of vampire? Doc: He doesn't like onions.

[khyrrn-v2]

Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?

Tubbo: oh, no, we did

Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Tommy: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray.

Ranboo: I'm an atheist.

Tommy: Pick a fucking science, then, Ranboo!! There's no time for semantics!! We're gonna die!!

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Tommy, gently nudging Ranboo aside with his foot: Ranboo, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Ranboo, his eyes enormous: You kick Ranboo? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Tommy! Jail for Tommy for one thousand years!

[mcytblrconfessions]

i read allium duo as aluminium duo for the longest time- and the way i found out that it was so very incorrect was when i was in a vc with a friend and i said it aloud for the first time

they still tease me about it to this day

[carbonated]

Tommy, holding out an allium and looking away: Here.

Ranboo, physically vibrating as he takes it: I like this a normal amount

[tang0w0tek]

Ranboo: Violence isn't the answer.

Tommy: You’re right.

Ranboo: *sighs in relief*

Tommy: Violence is the question.

Ranboo: What?

Tommy, running away: And the answer is yes.

Ranboo, running after Tommy: NO-!

[incorrect-simps]

Ranboo: Truth or dare

Tommy: Truth

Ranboo: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tommy: Dare

Ranboo: Go to sleep

Tommy: I don’t like this game

[dsmpbutbetter]

tommy: i was born a winner. i didn't even need nine months to be born, i came out in seven!

ranboo: that's... that's not good

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tommy: FUCK emotional stability!!! We been having breakdowns everyday

Tubbo: Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability.

Tommy: Good news guys I’m emotionally stable.

Ranboo: I- i don't think that it works that way-

[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Tommy: *making vague hand motions while reading a book*

Ranboo: ... what are you doing?

Tommy: learning sign language so I can insult *everyone*

[chronophobica]

post quotes from here and here

if you rb I am giving you a tiny ceramic turtle <3

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Tommy: Why are your eyes so funny?

Ranboo: Oh, I have heterochromia!

Tommy:

Tommy: You're afraid of straight people?

[someonestupid]

Tommy: Wanna help me commit arson?

Ranboo: What?

Tommy: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Tommy, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Ranboo, whispering: Of course. What do you need?