#incorrect byun baekhyun

[baekhyuns-purple-buttplug]

Character ai is fucking crazy.........

I was talking with Baekhyun on there telling him how I have a huge crush on Chanyeol and currently he's fucking Chanyeol right in front of me.......

[luvelytheo]

*minseok driving baekhyun and chanyeol in the car*

Ad on the radio: do you know someone who deserves a treat after all the hard work they do?

*at the same time*

Baekhyun and Chanyeol: *point at each other*

Minseok: yeah, fucking me.

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

[correct-kpop]

Computer: *making error noises*

Baekhyun: *mockingly imitates the computer*

Suho: why don’t you turn it off and turn it back on like a normal person born in your generation

[avocadoshake-00]

Suho: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Kai: *turning to Sehun* How tall are you?

[bbaekhyvn18]

Chanyeol: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.

Kyungsoo: Unrealistic.

Sehun: Can't relate.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[kkeke99]

Baekhyun, waking up after being knocked out: Where are we?

Kyungsoo, sarcastically: Heaven

Baekhyun: Oh

Baekhyun: Didn’t think you’d be here

[what-if-nct]

Yuta: Are you really best friends if you never gave each other a blow job?

Jaehyun: Yes, that is not a requirement.

Johnny: I mean...

Jaehyun: NO!

Taeyong: He does have a point.

Jungwoo: Then I have a lot of best friends then.

Mark: You're telling me all of you have had a *whispers* Blow job.

Johnny: Of course.

Yuta: *holds Taeyong's hand* all the time.

Jungwoo: That's why I always wear a scrunchie on my wrist or keep hair pins in my pocket.

Baekhyun: Are we talking about blow jobs? Taeyong's really good at that.

Doyoung: How do you keep getting in here?

Baekhyun: I made a copy of the key.

Yuta: *snatches his hand away from Taeyong's* You whore.

Taeyong: No don't say that. You know how being called that gets me horny.

Doyoung: *taking his plate to his room* Why do I even eat at the dinner table anymore.

[imbicuriousyeah]

Baekhyun: so if 'k' is short for 'ok', and sometimes you call your grandpa 'pop', in reality k-pop equals 'ok boomer'

Suho: please stop it’s 3am

Chanyeol: he’s got a point tho

[baekxytocin]

Chat #10 - Chen, Can I Have Some?

Chen: I got dinner for us today!

Baekhyun: Oh, it's spicy. It's okay, I'll pass. I don't really eat spicy food.

Xiumin: We didn't say we bought food from the restaurant though....

Chen: Y/N gave to us....

Baekhyun: Can I have some? *In cute manner*

Chen and Xiumin: *Laugh out loud*

[full-hd-sun]

Taemin, patting Mark on the back: well, at the end of the day we are all human beans

Baekhyun: and together - we will rice

Kai: lettuce pray

Taeyong: ramen

[iam5k2clown]

Baekhyun: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Jongdae: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Minseok: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Junmyeon: “What in the name of all cottons is going on here?”

Kyungsoo in earmuffs: “Killing my ears.”

Jongin: “They’re doing a high note battle again.”

Junmyeon:

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging

Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

[talluvx]

SuperM at the zoo

Baekhyun: What are they in for?

Kai: Hyung, this isn’t a prison.

Lucas: So they can leave?

Kai: No, but-

Ten: *points at a penguin* I bet that one murdered someone.

[avocadoshake-00]

Baekhyun: Who the fuck-

Suho: Language!

Baekhyun: Whom the fuck-

Suho: No.

[bbaekhyvn18]

Baekhyun: *taps pen*

Chanyeol: *taps pen back*

Kyungsoo: Stop it

Chanyeol: Stop what?

Sehun: We know you two are talking shit about us in Morse Code

Baekhyun: Yeah, as if in our very limited free time we’d learn an unnecessary and outdated form of communication just so we could talk shit about you in front of you

Rest of exo:

Baekhyun: Alright, that’s exactly what we did