#incorrect evillious

[incorrect-ec]

Oh shit, it's pride already? Well...have some lesbians!

Sorry for the low quality-

[lazui-l]

Happy birthday grimace

[avetruetovulpes]

Gallerian: Bruno would you still love me if I were a mcchicken

Bruno: … yes.

[tomboyjessie13]

Rolled City, Lucifenia Early EC 982

Nemesis and Neashi were walking to their apartment complex after the former was forced to help the latter with the groceries, meanwhile Nemesis was ranting about what happened over the past 3 years. Loosely inspired by Trading Places(1983)

~Walkway to apartment building~

Nemesis: Carrying groceries ...-It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. We were sold out, "Kandi" sold me and Zeus out! Had it not been for Bruno Zero sparing me, I would've been a goner with them.

Neashi: Listening...*Smiles at the nearby men* Eyyyy Remy, Marchall, Claude. How are you guys doing? Pats Remy's shoulder

Claude: Wolf whistling

Marchall: Hey, mademoiselle!

Remy: How you doing, lass?

Nemesis: Confused You know those people?... 

~Neashi's apartment~

Neashi: Walking up the stairs

Nemesis: Following behind, ranting Anyways, "Kandi" knew Midas Touch killed one of our own and wanted us to sink the ship he was on, he never told us that there were innocent people on that ship, let alone the Judge's wife and daughter.

Neashi: Unlocks the door to her apartment and enters inside 

Nemesis: Follows suit I mean, how was I supposed to know they were on there, he only told us it was just Midas and his goons. To make matters worse; "Kandi" turns out to be a member of the Freezis conglomerate named "Bindi"!

Neashi: Takes one of the grocery bags from her to set it down

Nemesis: And had me and Zeus sent to Levianta to be judged and punished! Putting down the groceries to It was all just a blackmail scam for some extra money! It's always rich people who use the poor and helpless for their selfish gains before tossing them aside.

Neashi: Removes her jacket as she listens

Nemesis: Hurt And Nikolay... after years of looking after me, this betrayal. I don't understand it... Angry There's going to be retribution. Oh, he's going to pay. The things that I w-

Neashi: Irritated Shut up, Nemesis! Listen, taxis cost money, food costs money, and rent costs money!... Now, you want me to help you out. I expect an apology for messing Nemu and Hades up. Goes into Nemu's room and finds that it's empty You're lucky she's at school, she would've kicked your ass if she saw you. Walks back to the kitchen and leans over the counter

Nemesis: Guilty Look, I cannot begin to tell you how sorry I am for what happened to her parents, Perseph-...

Neashi: It's Neashi...Neashi Lorenz Tamiki.

Nemesis: Surprised...NEASHI!? I thought your name was-

Neashi: No, no, "Persephone" was just a nickname Hardy gave me when I was in Hades. But those days are over now, Nemesis. Kicks off her shoes Look, I'm 18 and have to do art commissions and heists just to get by, and even that only works for so long... The one thing keeping Nemu and I going during these hard times touches her hips is this body, touches her hips this face, Points at her hair and what I got up here.

Nemesis: Eyes widen, realizing what she meant

Neashi: Puts her shoes away I don't do drugs, and I don't have a pimp. Walks back to the counter This place is a dump, but it's cheap, it's clean, and it's all mine. I've saved 42 grand worth of evs from art, theft, and...that. I've got three more years on my back; I'll have enough to retire and get Nemu into collage.

Nemesis: Stunned You're a prostitute!?

Neashi: ............ Steps forward I'm talking about a business proposition, Nemesis. I help you get back on your feet and you pay me, in cash, five figures. That's the deal and it's not subject to negotiation... Understood? 

Nemesis: Nodding before walking out silently* .......

Neashi: Follows her By the way, you're wondering why you couldn't see my mother's Naginata? I had to sell it just to buy this dump in the first place, no thanks to you. Shuts the door on her 

Nemesis: Left stunned and guilty.............

END

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I actually had written something like this years ago, but I don't know if I deleted it or posted it and forgot. So I'm posting it anyways.

[ikemen-trifecta]

You Fryin'?

Profile pictures setting up the punchline send me over the moon. –Edi

[court-of-constellations]

Evil's Theater incorrect quotes (ft Michaela became I headcanon she hung out with them)

Hänsel: Is the pink panther a lion?

Gear: Say that again but slower.

Hänsel: I don’t get it.

Gear: He’s a PANTHER.

Hänsel: Is that a type of lion?

Gear: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Hänsel: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Gear: AND LIONS ARE?!

Court, to the crew: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Lilith: But how-

Court, ignoring her: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

Michaela, holding out a cookie for Lilith: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Lilith: *Ugly crying*

Michaela, holding out another cookie for Gammon: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Gammon, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Hänsel: The Ocean is a soup.

Banica:

Banica: Do elaborate.

Hänsel: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Banica: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Hänsel: *Tilts head*

Banica: The Ocean is a Soup.

Hänsel: The Ocean is a Soup.

Michaela: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Gretel: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Court: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Gretel: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Court: All of your existences are confusing.

The crew: How so?

Court: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Michaela: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Michaela, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Lich: I just ended a five year relationship.

Gammon: Oh no, are you okay?

Lich: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

[honorandpraisetoourlady]

I love how in 90 % of pictures of the seven sinners Allen is included. Rilliane is just like "hey this is my brother, he's done nothing wrong, but where I'm going he's going and I need someone to make me brioche"

[kaitohateblog]

anyway

[incorrect-ec]

Gumillia: Truth or dare?

Michaela: Dare.

Gumillia: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room.

Michaela: Hey Kyle.

Kyle, blushing: Yeah?

Michaela Could you move? I'm trying to get to Clarith.

[raincross]

Levia: I'll be the brains. And you be the inside man.

Behemo: Oh, I'll get inside those men~

[avetruetovulpes]

Gallerian, at Wendy’s with Michelle: get me a McChicken

Wendy’s person: sir this is a Wendy’s

Gallerian: I have money. make me a mcchicken or I’ll make you look bad in court

//later they go home. Michelle is crying//

Gallerian: Bruno. You’re Maistian. You know how to make a mcchicken right?

Michelle: I WANT A MCCHICKEN!!

Bruno: …as you wish.

[saragl728]

I'm keeping Arte, not only because she was my friend, I can't do it worse than Prim.

Banica, probably

[mx-giraffe]

Maggot: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

[tomboyjessie13]

Warning: DOE: Praefacio of Blue spoilers

(0:19 - End)

Kyle to Prim when she told him all the BS she committed throughout the Pride arc, loosely inspired by American Dad:

Kyle: *Shocked and disgusted* You mean to tell me that his entire mess was because you were mad at your friend for marrying King Arth!? What were you thinking!?

Prim: *Calmly* Hm, I was thinking: *Coldly* Arth should've picked me instead of that blond whore. >:-3

Kyle: *Fed up, he snapped*....FUCK! YOU!

Prim: *Shocked gasp, dropping the doll* OoO

Ney fighting soldiers: *Shocked gasp* OoO *Glass of Conchita cracks*

Gumillia and Elluka enchanting the weapons: *Shocked gasp* OoO

Yukina writing about recent events: *She stops, shocked*....Whoa. O_O

Mikina's petting the red cat on her lap: ..........*Giggles* He he he... *Laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

[nomsfaultau]

I adore when readers make predictions about how a fic will go. Especially when they’re so very completely and utterly wrong ❤️

[lampylamperson]

I’m gonna make this a comic

You can’t stop me

MWHAHAHAHA

Miguel to Hobie: Whatever you just stole- put it back!

Hobie: I didn' steal owt!

Miguel: I literally just saw you!

Pavi: Sir, he can't help it! It's his culture!

Hobie *absolutely shocked*: Wha-?! 'Cause I'm black?!

Pavi: No, because you're British