#incorrect evillious

[incorrect-ec]

Clarith: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Michaela: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Clarith: ...

Clarith: You mean ring bearER, right?

Michaela: ...

Clarith: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[lazui-l]

Happy birthday grimace

[maccreadyswife]

Gallerian: Bruno would you still love me if I were a mcchicken

Bruno: … yes.

[incorrectevillious]

Carlos: So vore's vegan right? As long as the prey's consenting and all? Ron: I'm way out of my league here. Arte: Veganism is no meat at all, humanely sourced or not. Arte: The word Carlos is looking for here is halal.

[evilliousquotes]

Hansel: Gretel, look! It's the moonlight!

Gretel: Hansel, that's the fire.

Hansel: ...Oh.

—

[ikemen-trifecta]

You Fryin'?

Profile pictures setting up the punchline send me over the moon. –Edi

[honorandpraisetoourlady]

I love how in 90 % of pictures of the seven sinners Allen is included. Rilliane is just like "hey this is my brother, he's done nothing wrong, but where I'm going he's going and I need someone to make me brioche"

[court-of-constellations]

Evil's Theater incorrect quotes (ft Michaela became I headcanon she hung out with them)

Hänsel: Is the pink panther a lion?

Gear: Say that again but slower.

Hänsel: I don’t get it.

Gear: He’s a PANTHER.

Hänsel: Is that a type of lion?

Gear: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Hänsel: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Gear: AND LIONS ARE?!

Court, to the crew: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Lilith: But how-

Court, ignoring her: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

Michaela, holding out a cookie for Lilith: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Lilith: *Ugly crying*

Michaela, holding out another cookie for Gammon: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Gammon, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Hänsel: The Ocean is a soup.

Banica:

Banica: Do elaborate.

Hänsel: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Banica: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Hänsel: *Tilts head*

Banica: The Ocean is a Soup.

Hänsel: The Ocean is a Soup.

Michaela: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Gretel: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Court: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Gretel: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Court: All of your existences are confusing.

The crew: How so?

Court: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Michaela: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Michaela, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Lich: I just ended a five year relationship.

Gammon: Oh no, are you okay?

Lich: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

[incorrect-ec]

Carlos: You want some leftovers?

Banica: What are those?

Carlos: You've never had leftovers before?

Banica: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

[lazui-l]

I’m so sorry

[maccreadyswife]

Gallerian, at Wendy’s with Michelle: get me a McChicken

Wendy’s person: sir this is a Wendy’s

Gallerian: I have money. make me a mcchicken or I’ll make you look bad in court

//later they go home. Michelle is crying//

Gallerian: Bruno. You’re Maistian. You know how to make a mcchicken right?

Michelle: I WANT A MCCHICKEN!!

Bruno: …as you wish.

[kaitohateblog]

anyway

[raincross]

Yufina: Ugh, you killed that dude two weeks ago. How long are you gonna keep wearing that thing?

Karchess, adjusting his wig: AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY!

[cinnamonanie]

Germaine: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?

Riliane: SHRIEKS

Allen: You two can't get along for a moment?

Germaine and Riliane: NO

[saragl728]

I'm keeping Arte, not only because she was my friend, I can't do it worse than Prim.

Banica, probably

[mx-giraffe]

Maggot: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.