#lestappen incorrect

[exactlaptime]

heard ppl were shipping us.. shipping us? to where?

[interstallerrr]

Seb: sees max and charles together

Seb: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Lewis: You mean… you ship them?

[ynbabe]

Charles: Is five a lot of followers?

Max: Depends on the context.

Max: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Max: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Charles and Max turning around to find the rookies sneaking up behind them:

[acebirdofprey]

Max: Good night, I love you. Charles: I love you too. Max: Charles: Max: We love you too, Lewis. Lewis, who was supposed to be sharing the Hotel room with just Charles: Thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.

[formulafangirl]

Max: You can’t expect everyone to like you. You’re not charles Yuki: Not everybody likes him Max: Who doesn’t like him? Max: Give me their names

[sleepylapa]

Lestappen in Ferrari and Lestappen in Red Bull are two different couples in terms of vibe, like in Ferrari they are like a royal family, majestic and untouchable, and in Red Bull they are just two psychopaths with problems with the media and aggression.

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 106

Charles: Max, this is my mum Pascale. Mum this's my Max

Charles: Wait-

Max: *Holding out his hand with a straight face* Pleasure to meet you Pascale. I'm his Max.

Pascale: Oh I like him

[torotk33]

Charles: Max! Come here, quick!

Max: *sighs* What now? Did you lose your phone again?

Charles: No! Just come-it’s important!

*Max walks in, clearly already over it.*

Charles: Hold Donut up next to your face. I need to check something.

Max: *confused* …What?

Charles: Just do it!

*Max holds Donut up. Both he and the cat stare at Charles with identical deadpan expressions.*

Charles: *gasps* Oh my god. You did give birth to him. The resemblance is uncanny!

Max: Fantastic. I’ve given birth to a judgmental furball. My legacy lives on.

Donut: meows like he’s about to file an HR complaint

Charles: Honestly? It’s like watching two clones judge me. Terrifying

[ddaelie]

[i hope we'll get 1644 photo soon but until then]:

Lewis: *takes a photo with Charles and posts it on his Instagram*

Max in Monaco in 0.5 seconds after that on the threshold of the Rosbergs' house: *banging on the door* Open this damn door, Britney, we need to take a photo!!! Right. Now.

[drivingbutbarleysurviving]

Max, raging: who the fuck is being so slow-

*realizes it’s Charles in front of him*

Max, giggling: OMG POOKIE 💕

[exactlaptime]

[interstallerrr]

oscar: Ooh, somebody has a crush

max: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on charles I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

Later that night

max, very much awake: Uh oh.

[clearlyclairesblog]

Incoming text: Leave him alone.

Lewis, staring at his phone: what?

Incoming text: it takes me only a few hours to get to Maranello.

Lewis, typing back: Max?

Max: I swear Lewis, publish one pic with Charles and I'll take you out as soon as I can.

**** Some time later ****

Charles, coming home: Amour, how was your day?

Max, snorting: Nothing special. How was yours?

Charles: Noth-

* both their phones beeping *

Lestappen Rules Group Chat: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.18

We don't get jealous of each other's teammates nor do we threaten to take them out.

Charles:

Max:

Charles: Did you really threaten to take a Ferrari out?

Max, snorting: Not yours of course.

Charles: But it's still a Ferrari, non?

Max: * eyeroll *

Charles: I barely met Lewis today by the way.

Max, whispering: He better keep it like this.

Charles, eyes widening:

Max: What?

Charles, mischievous grin on his face: If I tell you Lando texted me, will you take him out instead?

[acebirdofprey]

Kidnapper: We have your child. Charles: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just started to complain about someone called Lando. Charles: Oh god, you have Oscar. Charles: Good luck with that, I’ll have Max pick him up in 2 - 3 working day. Kidnapper: Wait. Tomorrow’s Saturday. Charles: Have fun listening to him pine over Lando.

[sleepylapa]

[call from unknown number]

charles: hello

killer: i kidnapped max verstappen-

charles: are we on speakerphone?

killer: how are you-

charles: kill him.

killer: but you didn't even listen to my demands! i'll kill him if you don't do as-

charles: i'm not talking to you. maxi, you can kill him if you want. or don't, i don't care, but you have to be home by eight, or your pillow will be used as a bed for jimmy and sassy

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 136

Max: Why is Charles still hugging you?

Oscar: I reblogged a self-deprecating meme and now he's trying to show me how loved I am

Max: *Quietly joins to hug him*