#incorrect fallout 4

[hangon-silvergirl]

fallout tv series + game dialogue, & a niggling suspicion that this bullshit is going to be my personality for a while

[ungodlybliss]

some fallout 4 twitter posts

part 2 here: https://www.tumblr.com/ungodlybliss/754037139521536000/more-fallout-4-twt-posts

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Hancock: I cut my finger Sole Survivor: I can kiss it so it'll get better Hancock: That works? Sole Survivor: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was little. *later* Hancock: I need you to punch me in the mouth Paladin Danse: Fucking finally

[rufusthebringer]

I thought this line would be very suitable for him

[abraxo-official]

Companion rambles: could they operate a vehicle + other random assortment of headcannons

Curie:

Knows every single part of a car. Knows every driving safety rule. Do not let her near a vehicle. Her driving style is mad-max levels of fear. She will giggle and comment about how much fun she’s having, and how she wishes she did this sooner. Danger level: 9/10. You won’t die but you’ll never look at a corvega the same.

Cait:

In trying to hotwire it, will either blow it up or will turn it on for just enough time that the alarm goes off. If she did find a functioning one, it would probably end up in a ditch. Danger level: 7/10

Deacon:

He can drive, but in the same way that a elderly person would: you don’t know if he should be behind the wheel, but goddamn it if he’s not going to Tokyo drift into the last parking spot in front of the super-duper mart. Danger level: 5/10

Danse:

Why concern himself with pre-war ruins that aren’t even technologically interesting? He *technically* can fly vertibirds, but also…heights get to him sometimes. If he did have a car, he would dive super safe and basically act like a midwestern dad. Do NOT try and merge without signaling in front of him. Danger level: 2/10

Mac:

Really good at taking cars apart. Only knows about driving from comics. TBH I think he would be the type to only learn how to ride a bike at 10+ years old. He can’t even start the car. Danger level: 0/10

Hancock:

Would try to drive but would get either lost or just confused after about a half hour. Would probably try to add a bunch of stuff on top, like a missile launcher or a turret. It would be so decked out that it wouldn’t even be functional anymore. Would take joy in doing demolition derbies with Mac. Danger level: 3/10

Piper:

She knows how a car works, but like, only from reading 4 pages of a really old manual when she was board. She claims to defunct know how they work, but has no idea what to do when she lifts the hood. Either causes an explosion or ends up breaking at least one part. Never gets it moving. 6/10

Gage:

He can probably figure it out after about a day or two of trying to compare it to a coaster. When he does start it, I think he would actually hate driving. He’s the sole one in control, with his foot on the gas the whole time, and there is no way in hell he is ready for that. Would probably make up some excuse about how raiders don’t need to use cars to make their points. 2/10

Preston:

The safest driver in the world at first, but then he starts going after bigger things. Trucks would help with transporting supplies to settlements, he argues. If we had a garrison of tanks, imagine how many people we could protect, etc. He’s not wrong, and not bad at driving, but he really needs to stop adopting every bubble-top he comes across. 3/10

Nick:

Can drive. Will drive. Then will have to confront the reality of his muscle memory being from a person he never really was. He’ll still take a spin now and then, especially if going long distances, but he prefers to walk. It’s more….him. 1/10

Longfellow:

Cars, no. Boats? Hell yeah. He’s taught just about every sailor far harbor has. But try to get him to drive on land and he will straight out refuse. It’s not who he is. 0/10

Strong:

No. Car for throwing. Inside small, only for weak human. No need metal shell to go fast. 0/10

Dogmeat:

Sticks his head out the window. Can honk the horn. 0/10

Codsworth:

Listen, somewhere in his programming is knowing how to drive a car. Also how to assemble one from 4 cans and a high powered magnet. Can drive it either completely normal and safe or in a way that would make vin diesel scared. 7/10

X6:

Danger level: 10/10. He would succeed in the way Hancock could not. He turns it into a weapon. Stuff of nightmares. Avoid at all costs.

[fink0680]

Made this lol

Honestly that was my first thought when I saw his eyes lol

[dad-victoriam]

Soul Survivor: *crying over her companion’s dead body*

Soul Survivor: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

[toxickimi]

Hancock: F*ck…! I cut my finger Sole: I can kiss it so it'll get better Hancock: That works? Sole: Yes, my mother used to do it when I was little *later* Hancock: I need you to punch me in the mouth. Deacon: Gladly, my dude.

[mentally-ill-simp]

Hancock: inflation is tearing my family apart

Nick Valentine: *looking at the receipt* it isn't inflation why did you buy 459 canisters of jet

Hancock: they were on sale

[harveywritings92]

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

[fallout4incorrectquotes]

Hancock: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Hancock: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine and jet on the table*

Deacon: ...Thanks.

[sinisterexaggerator]

Sole to John: “Do you have protection?”

Hancock: Sure thing, dollface, you know I always come prepared. *Hands you RadAway.*

[ungodlybliss]

more fallout 4 twt posts

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Maccready: Can I ask a dumb question?

Hancock: Better than anyone I know.

[sassenashsworld]

Danse : Elder Maxson is the best leader that ever existed

Hancock : Biased opinion

Danse : Let me describe in five facts why Elder Maxson is the best leader that ever existed

Mac : Someone let him think we were interested?

X6-88 : It interests me

Hancock :

Mac :

Danse : Then let me establish with you the five facts that explain why Elder Maxson is the best leader that ever existed. First, he has empathy--

Nick : Okay, enough bullshit. Now, where’s Nora?

Hancock : In the office with a bottle of whisky and a magnum. She was the first victim of this... enumeration

[fink0680]

I still can’t believe how these two are related.

I mean one is an old, wrinkly inhumane monster, and the other is a ghoul