#incorrect jackson whittemore

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles: We need to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Jackson: Probably Scott

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 12/?

[headcanonthings]

Stiles, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Jackson, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, Stilinski, just do cocaine.

[wolfsuggest]

Finstock: Remember, kids, everyone is fighting internal battles, most of which you have no way of knowing about. So attack them now and divide their attentions! Now they’re fighting two battles! The best defense is a good offense!

Lacrosse team: 👁️👄👁️

Danny: It’s like he just. Says stuff.

Jackson: I feel like I’m looking into Stilinski’s future when I hear him speak :/

Stiles: *nodding along with the coach like this is the most logical thing he’s ever heard*

Danny: *flinching* Oh, don’t say that, you know I’m already scared of him, Jax!

Jackson: :) I do know that :)

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: i swear on my betas' lives that I am a straight man isaac: MY HEART!!! ITS FAILING!!! boyd: the light.... it's getting closer... erica: FUCK I CANT BREATHE, TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER jackson: If I knew I was going to die today, I would have bullied you all much more

[jade-bright]

Big brother Stiles (+Derek) with little Malia and Jackson

Stiles: Okay puppies, there are 206 bones in the human body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Derek: Stiles, they're kids!

Malia & Jackson:

Stiles: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Stiles, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Derek: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Peter: Wait what did you teach them?

Stiles: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Peter: Mischief! They're CHILDREN! *turns to the kids*

Peter: If you are fighting an opponent your age pups, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[stilesonthehunt]

Jackson: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Jackson: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Scott: Bonjour.

Danny: Le growl.

Stiles: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Jackson: I hate you all

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

[euphorial-docx]

can’t stop won’t stop

part 3

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Chris: Wait. The kids already told you this?!

Peter: What!? The kids say insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Jackson: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Peter: See?!?!

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles: jacks, what's the point of those big, strong arms if they are not wrapped around me all the time or being used to pick me up and nail me against the wall?

Jackson: ...Wow, that went from a 0 to a 100 real quick.

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 2/?

[headcanonthings]

[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*

[depressionwhosshe]

Teen wolf characters as things my siblings have done

Erica: put ramen in the microwave without water. Multiple times

Scott: almost forgot his diploma on his chair at graduation

Jackson: slipped on ice cream, skinned his knee, and yelled “MOTHER F*CKER” in a theme park once

Isaac: “nurse, they’re out again!” Whenever a pack member mildly irritates him

Stiles: chased a kid around with a pencil after said kid picked on scott too many times

Boyd: completely deadpan, “i never want kids. I don’t think i could handle giving birth from my butt.” “….what???”

Allison: wrote a positive online review abt herself at a job, not realizing the gmail she used had her real name.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles, talking to jackson: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort I am simply not putting. Deceiving you doesn't require much.