#incorrect stackson
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
hiseyebrowsaregone · 1 year ago
Text
Stiles: We need to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Jackson: Probably Scott
226 notes · View notes
incorrectsterekquotes · 6 months ago
Text
stiles, talking to jackson: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort I am simply not putting. Deceiving you doesn't require much.
596 notes · View notes
bunnyskull152 · 2 years ago
Text
Stiles: “Penises are good sensory for me, not putting a dick in my mouth is ableism and evil.”
424 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Jackson: Uhh.. Eli just asked if we want to…“Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Stiles, not even looking up: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Jackson: Oh, that makes more sense.
(source)
186 notes · View notes
omgtheywereawooomates · 11 months ago
Text
[Jackass]: sent an image
Tumblr media
[Jackass]: happy birthday, loser.
[Stiles]: bold of you to assume I don't already own that shirt in three colors. Jackass.
23 notes · View notes
when-he-writes-stuff · 4 years ago
Conversation
Stiles, admiring Derek from a distance: He could rip out my throat anytime and I’d thank him.
Jackson: I’d thank him too.
572 notes · View notes
adrianfridge · 3 years ago
Text
Jackson: You’re looking great, Stilinski
Stiles: We’ve been married for five years, why do you call me by my last name?
Jackson: *Standing in front of the mirror* I was talking to myself
231 notes · View notes
wolfsuggest · 3 years ago
Text
Wolftok Live
Stiles: *drinking a Gatorade on live*
Jackson, in the comments section every live since the pack realized he was tiktok famous: I PEED IN UR GATORADE
Stiles: *looks dead in the camera and keeps drinking* It’s funny how you think that will stop me.
Jackson: YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT LOSER WHY AM I TURNED ON-
Stiles: *instantly snorts the Gatorade out his nose* oh my god
Everyone else in the comments: We’re literally only here to see where this goes at this point.
97 notes · View notes
maskedbetas · 4 years ago
Text
Stiles: From now on we'll be using code names. I will be Egale 1.
Stiles: Danny is; been there, done that.
Danny: We said we'd never speak of that-
Stiles: Isaac is; currently doing that *winks*
Isaac: Stiles! You- we're not... um... ok we are.
Stiles: Jackson is; it happened once in a dream.
Jackson: That's never going to happen.
Stiles: Erica is; if I had to pick a girl.
Erica: That's fine.
Stiles: Scott is; ... Egale 2.
Scott: Thank whatever deity is out there...
220 notes · View notes
letthestorieslive · 4 years ago
Text
Malia/Jackson/Theo : Kira/Stiles/Liam doesn’t really need to be protected, I mean I will beat the shit out of anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to mess up with my baby, but she/he is capable of anything
83 notes · View notes
corvu-ss · 5 years ago
Text
Stiles: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other, and since we’re made of atoms we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question officer, no I did not punch Jackson.
Jackson, holding his bloody nose: Bitch I-
2K notes · View notes
hiseyebrowsaregone · 2 years ago
Text
Stiles: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one
Jackson: man slaughter it is then
823 notes · View notes
incorrectsterekquotes · 4 months ago
Text
stiles: I think I speak for everyone when—
jackson: you don’t
234 notes · View notes
bunnyskull152 · 2 years ago
Text
Stiles: “Being in a polyamorous was a mistake, now there is a group of people complementing me till I turn into a blushing mess. Meanies, the lot of them.”
896 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Stiles: Everything happens for a reason
Jackson: Sometimes that reason is: you’re stupid and make bad choices
(source)
120 notes · View notes
Text
In order ot help you guys get in the spirit and help you choose a fandom to cross with Teen wolf, I copy and pasted this list of fandoms. You are free to choose a fandom not on this list as well.
Avengers
Homestuck
Game of thrones
Bones
Glee
LoTR
Star Trek
Star Wars
Doctor who
Supernatural
Harry potter
Percy Jackson
Hunger games
Divergent
Sherlock
My little pony
The perks of being a wallflower
Pirates of the Caribbean
Firefly
Once upon a time
Buffy the vampire slayer
Chronicles of narnia
Pokemon
Star gate
Disney
Pixar
Merlin
Les mis
Kane chronicles
marvel and dc
Ncis
Being human British
Being human American
Avatar the last airbender
One direction
STARKID
Big time rush
My chemical romance
Ghost whisperer
House (M.D.)
James Bond
Ouran high school host club
Fruits basket
House of Anubis
Back to the future
Big Bang theory
Greys anatomy
Alice in wonderland
Hobbit
Cats
Graceling
Wizard of oz
Angel
Monty python
Princess bride
Eureka
Die hard
Psych
16 notes · View notes