#incorrect jaeyong

[cumyongie]

127 talking about the weather:

Taeyong, unprompted: Jaehyun looks really handsome today.

127: ... Aight.

[incorrectnctwords]

Johnny: So, Jae, you finally broke down, huh? What'd you get him? Earrings? A little bracelet?

Jaehyun: No, I got him way more than a piece of jewelry. I got him a gift that really says something - a diamond engagement ring.

Mark: As a joke?

Jaehyun: No, you guys, I'm gonna ask Taeyong to marry me.

Mark: As a joke?

[cosmiclatte28]

BaekYong!

Baekhyun :*glances at Tae*

-Vixen plays in the background-

Let's play a little game

Taeyong : *blushes, looks anywhere but Baek*

Just between you and me

Jaehyun in the distance: *drops his inkigayo mike* Hold up, my sense told me something is wrong *runs*

Doyoung : *stops his selfie competition in bubble* What is this uneasy feeling

Chanyeol : *Stops working out, running out of the gym* MY BAEKHYUN!!!! HE'S SO DEAD.

Chanyeol : *panting* *Sees Jaehyun*

Chanyeol Jaehyun : *DEAD GAZE AT BAEK AND YONG* NO ONE CAN REPLACE ME *GET'S COMPETITIVE*

Minho :*FROM THE MILITARY CAMP* HEY GUYS I'M ALSO THE COMPETITIVE ONE HERE!!! DON'T FORGET ME.

[kkaebsongnuguaegi]

JaeYong

Jaehyun: Has anyone seen my black sweater?

Taeyong: ... no...?

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: ... you are wearing it...?

Taeyong: *looks at Jaehyun in the eyes*

Taeyong: What are you going to do? Take it off me right now?

Jaehyun: *confidently walked towards him*

Mark: *cuts in between them* Hold it. You are not undressing him in front of me.

[full-hd-sun]

Taeyong: Do you like my outfit?

Jaehyun: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Taeyong, blushing: Ja-Jaehyun-

Jaehyun: I need your chair. Get up.

[jaerontaemo]

NCT Life in Gapyeong:

JH: Hey, did you use my toothbrush again?

TY: Of course, what's yours is mine

[Days later]

JH: [grabs ass when he walks by]

TY: [startled] ...

JH: What's yours is mine [smirks]

[things-nct-have-said]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Taeyong:So.Who broke it?I'm not mad,I just wanna know.

Everyone:.....

Jungwoo:...I did.I broke it.

Taeyong:No.No you didn't.Yuta?

Yuta:Don't look at me.Look at Doyoung.

Doyoung:What?!I didn't break it.

Yuta:Huh,that's weird.How'd you even know it was broken?

Doyoung:Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Yuta:Suspicious.

Doyoung:No it's not!

Johnny:If it matters,probably not, but Mark was the last one to use it.

Mark:Liar!I don't even drink that crap!

Johnny:Oh really?Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mark:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that,Johnny!

Jungwoo:Okay let's not fight.I broke it.Let me pay for it,hyung.

Taeyong:No!Who broke it!?

Everyone:......

Haechan:Hyung...Winwin's been awfully quiet.

Winwin:rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Taeyong,being interviewed:I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.

Taeyong:I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Jaehyun:.....

Taeyong:Good.It was getting a little chummy around here.

[asstheticnct]

Jaehyun: *staring out the window, looking pensive*

Taeyong: he’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what he’s thinking about

Jaehyun, internally: wed-nes-day?? whensday? wendnesday? wendysday???

[wokainight]

taeyong: what does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

jaehyun: i don't know, love you, talk to you later

taeyong: ok, i'll go ask mark instead

[avrilavisthesweet]

nct incorrect

jaehyun: Why are you on the floor? taeyong: I'm depressed. taeyong: Also I was stabbed, can you get doyoung, please.

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, thinking: how to make everything about jaehyun

Jaehyun, to NCTzens: did you guys enjoy our performance today?

Taeyong: yeah you were hot af

[pastelleia]

taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for 'husband'

taeyong: oh wait, i know

taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun'*

[cosmiclatte28]

caterpillar

doyoung: i want to be a caterpillar

taeyong: explain?

doyoung : eat a lot, sleep for a while. wake up beautiful

taeyong: you know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

doyoung : that's another highlight

jaehyun : DOYOUNG NO-

[kkaebsongnuguaegi]

JaeYong

Doyoung: How’s the most handsome man doing?

Jaehyun: I don’t know. Let me ask.

Jaehyun: *shouts across the room* HOW ARE YOU DOING, TAEYONG?

Taeyong: *shouts back* I’M GOOD!

Jaehyun: *turns back to Doyoung* He’s good.

Doyoung:

[full-hd-sun]

Ten: Hey, Taeyong, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Taeyong: Yeah.

Ten: And you, Jaehyun?

Jaehyun: Umm... yes?

Ten: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Jaehyun: Did he just-

[yvvchii]

taeyong, one night: you know, i really want to take a vacation

jaehyun: we're literally on vacation. we're at the beach.

taeyong, looking back to see the rest of nct: love, i'm on vacation with our kids. this is a business trip.