#incorrect exol

[ashmp3]

best song on the album by far gawd i have such mixed emotions abt kyungsoo bc i know he likes what he is doing aka slower acoustic songs which i love (well like more than love) but have to be in a mood to listen to and this is a me problem but i like men to sound pathetic and sad and this man is a jolly fellow, with a guitar nonetheless. BUT he has a voice perfect for loserish patheticism and rnb which is kinda same thing anyway if i was god i would order him to sing songs i like everyday bc i am a tyrant like that. Thank god exo exists thats all im gonna say actually ofc its not i miss baekhyun i wish for his album to come soon he gets me smh smh...... And dont come onto my doorstep (ask box) saying i dont know shit bc first u will be incorrect and a fool and second ive been an exol for way too long hes like an older cousin to me this comes from place of love. Damn tough crowd......

[cosmiclatte28]

bless me achoo

baekhyun : sorry bro, i just sneezed and liked your post.

chanyeol : u-huh, and commented "damn daddy" on all my fuckin' selfies?

baekhyun : i hAVe thE FlU....

[exonations]

Chanyeol: So when does the judgemental express arrives?

Jongdae: Sehun said he'll be here in about half an hour

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Jongin: Do you guys dare me to kiss Sehun?

Kyungsoo: No.

Jongin: Omg I can’t believe y’all are making me do this!

Baekhyun: ??? We’re definitely not ???

Jongin: *climbing into Sehun’s lap* this is so wild guys seriously I’m so done with you

Chanyeol: oh my god stOP-

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect Chanbaek

Baekhyun: we’re just...

Chanyeol: -working

Baekhyun: yes! we were just working... together... independently...

Kyungsoo: so... you two work without your clothes on?

[ihyuckiss]

chanyeol: I've finally gotten over my fear of ghosts! I'm brave now!

suho: That's the spirit!                    

chanyeol: Oh FUCK, WHERE?!                    

[superm-incorrectquotes]

Every young kpop artist: Kai sunbaenim is the coolest, most incredible, and put together artist in the industry! I bet he eats diamonds for breakfast, he is a god!

Kai: *stares at box of treats he just fed his dog*

Kai: *tastes treat*

[suholic-writer]

Yixing: What are you doing?

Sehun: Appreciating fine art and literature

Yixing: But you’re just staring at your section of the album

Sehun: Yeah, and your point?

[hoe-ly-taemin]

a thread of baekhyun smiling /being cute for anyone that's having a bad day like me :)

[palebluemelody]

Chanyeol: Umm, it's really dark in here.....

Baekhyun: Don't worry Chan, I got this.

Baekhyun: *stomps his feet*

Baekhyun: *skechers light up*

Baekhyun, all proud and smug: See I told you, I got thi---

Chanyeol: You can produce light with your FeET now?! How do you do ThAT?!

Baekhyun: wha-?

[incorrectk-pop]

Kpop fandoms pt6

Moa: *begging army* please come with us to the party

Army: no

Moa: but exo-l will be there

Army: are you trying to convince me or give me more reasons not to go?

[cosmiclatte28]

BaekYong!

Baekhyun :*glances at Tae*

-Vixen plays in the background-

Let's play a little game

Taeyong : *blushes, looks anywhere but Baek*

Just between you and me

Jaehyun in the distance: *drops his inkigayo mike* Hold up, my sense told me something is wrong *runs*

Doyoung : *stops his selfie competition in bubble* What is this uneasy feeling

Chanyeol : *Stops working out, running out of the gym* MY BAEKHYUN!!!! HE'S SO DEAD.

Chanyeol : *panting* *Sees Jaehyun*

Chanyeol Jaehyun : *DEAD GAZE AT BAEK AND YONG* NO ONE CAN REPLACE ME *GET'S COMPETITIVE*

Minho :*FROM THE MILITARY CAMP* HEY GUYS I'M ALSO THE COMPETITIVE ONE HERE!!! DON'T FORGET ME.

[exonations]

Baekhyun : *gazing out the window peacefully*

Suho: do you think he's ok?

Xiumin: yeah, maybe he's maturing

Baekhyun(whispering): i like big guys, itty bitty guys, mississippi guys-

[we-seonamkim]

chanyeol: say my name out loud ten times! 

kyungsoo: [inhales] 

kyungsoo: stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid 

[exo0t9-forever]

Junmyeon: Can you just listen to me for one second!

Chanyeol, matter of factly: Beans.

Everyone: *loses their damn minds*

Junmyeon: You think that's funny?

Jongdae, piping up with his hand in the air: He

Everyone: *fully loses their shit*

[nobi-priv]

Chen: omg... She's beautiful

Chen's baby girl: *starts to cry in falsettos*

Baekhyun behind the door: DID YOU HEAR THAT??? SHE'S MY LITTLE NIECE, SHE'S THE FUTURE OF MUSIC IMMA TEACH-

Chanyeol: Bro calm tf down, she was born just a couple of seconds ago-

Baekhyun: BUT STILL

Chen: *to her wife* remind me to never let Baekhyun be near the baby