#incorrect jiper

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

[bisexualbitch4853]

OOC: THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭💀💀 (credits to sunshinemoon3341)

[sodamnbored]

Percy, sympathetically: I heard you and Piper broke it off. How’re you taking it?

Jason: Yeah, I’m alright. It’s good for me, really. I’ve always been…a lone wolf, y’know.

Jason, looking down: Now I’ve got my freedom back. I can go where I want, when I want. All by myself. Just me. All alone. Forever.

Jason, holding out his arms impatiently: What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!

Percy, hurrying into it: Oh right, sorry dude.

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Piper, standing with her arms crossed: i know you snuck out last night, Jason

Leo: play dumb!

Jason: who’s Jason?

Leo: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

[ryuusei-niu]

Jason: I don't feel like going to train today

Piper: Don't go

Leo: Yeah, don't go

Jason: but it's important, and I need to train

Leo: Sometimes it's important to give yourself time, you know? Stay in bed... See a movie...

Jason: but I need to—

Piper: Do you really need it? Like, we can stay here, bake some cookies...

Jason:

Leo: Go to bed, cuddling...

Jason: My gods, the demons are whispering in my ear

Leo: ...what demons?

Jason: YOU

[water-breathing-percy]

Piper: looking at Jason with a serious expression, You’ve been through a lot, haven’t you?

Jason: softly, Yeah, but as long as I’ve got you, I’m good.

Piper: smiling, You’ve always got me, Jason.

[adamsolangelofangirl]

anyone else for post breakup caleo being friends?

Piper absolutely makes a gc with the 3 of them and reyna

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Jason: Piper and I don’t use pet names.

Leo: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Jason: Honey?

Piper: Yes, dear?

Jason:

Leo: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[iwannascreameurekaa]

! Spoilers for trials of Apollo !

just had someone tell me that valgrace was stupid bc, and I quote, "um sorry but no they both are in different relationships" which I can't help but read in one of those 🤓🤓 voices or like Jeffery from class of 09'

lets deep dive because I want to talk about it

Starting with the (incorrect) point of "they both are in different relationship" firstly: Jason and Piper are not together anymore. This person obviously wants to go by canon since they hate on any non canon ship so also: JASONS DEAD??? I'm gonna ship him with whoever I want bc he didn't die for you to spew around about how no one can have a little fun and live a little!! Going back to the jiper/jasper thing. If you haven't read TOA, Piper breaks up with Jason because "Jason and me—we started out oddly. Hera kind of messed with our heads, made us think we shared a past we didn't share." (Page 123 of the grunting maze) Piper herself literally admits to knowing that her feelings were not valid because of the manipulation done by Hera. It's actually so incredInly stupdi that SOME people think that just because Jason and Piper WERE canon that it means they SHOULD STILL BE because they're relationship was actually toxic because in what world is relationship like theirs actually healthy? Imagine that you woke up on a bus with random people, specifically a girl who is a STRANGER to you and she tells you that she's your girlfriend even though you have ZERO memories of her. Now, fast forward a little bit and this girl was apparently BRAINWASHED into believing that she liked you and was in a relationship with you??? That's so fucked up how does anyone see that and just go "yeah seems healthy" HUH???

moving on, what about caleo? Now I know I've made posts and posts about this but it's seriously weird that people still think that's an actively healthy relationship. When Leo first gets onto the island (I don't remember the name I apologize) that calypso is cursed or banished to or whatever the hell it is, Calypso is not only rude to him BUT MAKES HIM SLEEP OUTSIDE FOR DAYS WITH LITTLE TO NO HELP

putting that in all caps cause that right there is not a healthy relationship I'm sorry I don't care if that was the "early days" of caleo this enemies to lovers thing wasn't it at all

that's not even mentioning the fact that calypso is 2000+ years older than Leo and I just know that's gonna get some caleo ass kissers mad bc "what about Nico" "what about Hazel" well first off all HAZEL WAS FREAKING DEAD she didn't live those (70?) years bc she. Was. DEAD. And Nico wasn't even aware that he was skipping centuries in the lotus casino meanwhile calyspo was aware that she was older than APOLLO HIMSELF. Weird.

there's also the little details of the way that caleo doesn't even seem openly romantic in the books and that sounds confusing cause idk hwo to really describe it but caleo seems like it's a failing relationship that's only been created because calypso has the problem of falling in love with every hero she meets and Leo has the problem of never being loved and technically speaking when these two types of problems collide (never being able to stop loving, never being loved) it makes a cute relationship.... for a little while and then it blows up into a huge mess

Thank you for reading my 4 a rants about caleo!! go to bed 🫶🫶

[wise-bluecookies]

the most unrealistic thing abt pjo is how everyone is able to memorize the prophecy after hearing it once

[anotherpjofan]

Ok but we all know that Percy’s special for a demigod right? Like even for a child of the big three? Because I don’t think we talk about it enough like

Percy: Can I be immune to fear since I defeated the fear god?

Piper:

Piper: You what-

Don’t even get me started on the whole Ares thing like

Percy: My favourite memory from when I was 12 was seeing my mom alive again. A close second was beating Ares though.

Piper: Ares!? You beat Ares, the literal god of war at 12 with zero training??

Jason: And it’s your second favourite thing?

Plus the whole Akhyls thing is a gold mine

Nobody:

Piper: Did you just defeat a monster with your thoughts -

Percy: Bloodbending (do monsters even have blood?) but sure

Plus the last Olympian? Everything with the Achilles curse?

Percy: Yeah so Nico kind of tricked me but we’re cool I understand why he would do that

Piper: How did you escape from Hades though?

Percy: Oh I just beat him and his army of skeletons

Piper: …Why am I even surprised at this point

[multi-bookworm]

Leo: as your best friend-

Jason: Percy is my best friend

Leo: ...

Leo: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

[sodamnbored]

Jason, running in when he hears the screaming: What is it? Where’s the danger?

Leo, mildly offended: I just dropped by for a visit and your girlfriend tried to kill me!

Piper lowering her weapon, pinching the bridge of her nose: Because you crawled in through the window in the middle of the night.

Piper, flatly to Jason: Can you please tell your friend to use the front door.

Jason: But if we lock the front door. He wouldn’t be able to get in.

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Piper: what’s your favorite dish?

Jason: i like mugs because they’re very comfortable in your hand and they hold hot things that you don’t have to touch, you know, like coffee or hot tea

Leo, cackling in the background: he’s a keeper

[simpingforpjo]

Fanfic writers reading Heroes of Olympus like:

[water-breathing-percy]

Jason: grinning, You know, for someone who’s supposed to be a daughter of Aphrodite, you sure don’t act like it.

Piper: raising an eyebrow, Are you saying I’m not charming?

Jason: playfully, You’re charming, just not in the way people expect.