#incorrect jason grace

[captainwaffles]

Jason: what do you mean you don’t have a license

Leo: it never came up

Jason: never came up? You’ve been piloting Argo two!

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

[demigod-incorrect-quotes]

The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

[pjotwitter]

[curiouslymyown]

The Lost Hero

Readers: Who the fuck is Jason?

Jason: idoNTKNO W

[halfblood-hero]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Percy: Death penalty.

Jason, from the gallery: Percy, it’s just a parking ticket.

Percy, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

[mysterylilycheeta]

Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic

[percabethconvos]

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

[aficionadoenthusiast]

hc that thalia still has some influence over who can cross camp borders leading to fun interactions like this

zeus: thalia, let me in

thalia: sorry, dad, but this is a safe place for demigods, and i just don't think you can handle it

zeus: excuse me-

and

jason/annabeth: thals, let me out, please

thalia, about to have a guilt induced panic attack: absolutely not

jason/annabeth: i have a test tomorrow :(

or

percy, extremely whiny: thalia, let me in!

thalia: no, don't think so

percy: what if i promise not to beat you that badly

thalia: mm, no. the hunters are not gonna lose capture the flag because of your bullshit overpowered ass

percy: *pouts*

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Jason: Dude, I just saw Leo at a gay bar!

Piper: Likely place for him to be.

Piper: Wait what were you doing at a gay bar?

[bisexualbitch4853]

OOC: THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭💀💀 (credits to sunshinemoon3341)

[lordcryosrealmoftrash]

Percy walking into the dining room of the Argo 2. Stops as he sees Annabeth drinking coffee from a "worlds best dad" mug

Percy, slightly confused: nice mug

Annabeth, barely awake and very calm: thanks

Percy:... did you steal if from your dad or...

Annabeth, in complete monotone: Leo and Piper made them in arts and crafts.

Percy: them?

Jason, walks in, opens the cabinet, and grabs a matching "worlds best mom" mug: morning

[somewhereincairparavel]

credits to @aroaceleovaldez for generously revealing the font name i had so much fun w this (the fonts called 'centaur')

[pjotwitter]

[puriteenism]

Thalia: So you've definitely got clinical burnout by now

Jason: Oh, that sounds bad. How long does it take to fix, I have a lot of tasks and chores and training to do

Thalia:

Jason: ...what