#incorrect kirishima

[nagitosstolenhand]

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, driving: Oi, Have you ever tested to see if you can withstand a car crash against a brick wall?

Kirishima: Huh, I don’t think I have. I feel like I can though!

Bakugo, dead-eyed while speeding up: Good because you’re about to see.

Kirishima: WHAT-

[dadzawa-vibes]

Bakugou: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Kirishima: Did Y/N say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Bakugou: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Y/N: Yes, yes he did.

Bakugou: Fucking traitor.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Iida: This is bad. This is really bad.

Kirishima: Dude, what is it?

Iida: I kissed (Name).

Kirishima: Whoa… I owe Mina so much money.

[poppy5991]

Shoto: What’s a himbo?

Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima

Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?

Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida

Shoto: Kind, but stupid?

Mina: That’s just a decent man

Shoto: Kaminari?

Mina: Yes.

Shoto: What about Bakugo?

Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Kirishima: Would you slap your best friend in the face for a million dollars?

Bakugo: I would punch you in the face for free.

Kirishima, with tears in his eyes: I'm your best friend?!

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Hagakure: Would you slap your best friend for ¥20,000?

Bakugou: I’d slap shitty hair for free

Kirishima, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Bakugo: Is that my sweater?

Kirishima, looking down confused: No? I stole this from Denki

Denki: Oh well I stole it from Sero

Sero: it's not mine, I got it from Jiro

Jiro: I borrowed it from Tsuyu

Tsuyu: I got it from Mina

Mina: .... I may have stolen it out of Ochako's closet

Ochako: Only because I stole it from Iida first

Iida: Don't look at me l borrowed it from Shoto

Shoto: I only had it because I thought it was Izuku’s?

Izuki: Oh shit, I did steal that from you Katsuki

[journalsofsarila]

midoriya izuku is the og crashout

[kiri-katsuking]

This is actually canon

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha Incorrect quotes!

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Mr. Aizawa: Has anyone seen Mic and the Problem Child?

Denki: Oh! Present Mic took Izuku out for a driving lesson!

Mr. Aizawa: *Dashes out of the door using his scarf to swing through the sky in the direction of the UA parking lot*

Class 1-A: *stares out after him in bewilderment*

Denki: I wonder what was all about?

Toshinori (all might): He's probably going to go stop them because Mic never learned to drive.

Class 1-A: "...."

Meanwhile with Preent Mic and Izuku:

Present Mic: Okay! So there's two pedals, sometimes three. Ignore the left one.

Izuku: I don't think-

Present Mic: You know those lines on the road?

Izuku: *nods his head*

Present Mic: They're more like suggestions, and so is the speed limit, so you can ignore those as well.

Katsuki in back seat of the car: Im not sure that's righ-

Present Mic: I don't know how to turn the blinkers on, so for this lesson they have been deemed unimportant! Now, are you ready?

Izuku and Katsuki: Uhhhhhhh

Present Mic: I'll take that as a yes! Now GO, GO, GO!

Izuku and Katsuki: *screaming as Izuku floors it out of the parking lot*

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Katsuki not looking up from his book: "What'd he do now?"

Kirishima: HE SMILED

Katsuki: "At you?"

Kirishima: "No at his friends, but he looked like an angel~"

Katsuki: "Go away, Shitty hair"

Kirishima: "I listened to you pine over Izuku for years, Bakugou. YEARS! Let me have this!"

Katsuki: *sighs* "Fine, tell me about your stupid crush on Half-n-half"

Kirishima: "Okay, so the other day he...."

Katsuki: *Regretting his life decisions*

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Izuku: "I want to be a caterpillar."

Aizawa who got three hours of sleep and is currently drinking his 5th cup of coffee and is not awake enough for this bullshit: "Explain."

Izuku: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

Katsuki: "You know most species have a life span of like two weeks right?"

Izuku: "That's another highlight"

Aizawa and Katsuki: "NO–"

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Izuku: "Why are you smiling, Kacchan?"

Katsuki: "What!? I can't just be happy?"

Kirishima also snickering: "Bakugku tripped Monoma in the parking lot and when he told the teachers they didn't believe him and gave him a detention!"

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Shoto: "Midoriya, why are you crying?"

Izuku: "Just cutting some onions"

Shoto: "Those are potatoes."

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Izuku: "Never have I ever- Had a dad who supported me."

Katsuki: *exasperated* "Every. fucking. time! Every time he makes fatherless kid jokes, and every fucking time he wins!"

All Might: *horrified and concerned*

All Might: "I-"

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Denki: "What happens to nitrogen when The sun rises?"

Mina: "It becomes Daytrogen"

Katsuki: "I'm going to bed"

Sero: "Good nitrogen"

Kirishima: "Sleep tightrogen"

Jirou: "Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen!"

Katsuki: *Screaming cause all his friends are idiots*

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Shinsou: *laying face down on his bed*

Denki: "You okay Toshi?"

Shinsou: *muffled* "I just need a break from everything.... "

Shinsou: "Including existing"

Denki: "Okay! If that's what you want"

Denki: *faceplants into the bed next to Shinsou*

Shinsou: *looks up in confusion* "What are you doing?"

Denki: *looks up at Shinsou* "Taking a break from exsiting with you :]"

Shinsou: *smiles softly* "Thanks Denki"

Shinsou and Denki: *return to laying facedown until Shinsou wants to exist again*

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[fever-dreamer97]

Kirishima: How you been doing man?

Bakugo: Fu*king terrible. Deku’s been trying to cheer me up, he gave me a kid’s sticker just for waking up this morning.

Kirishima:…Well, he IS a teacher, I guess.

Bakugo: I know, it’s so hot.

Kirishima: What-

[dadzawa-vibes]

Kirishima: *runs into Bakugou’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Bakugou: *wakes up* Dude!

Kirishima: *cackles*

Y/N: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Bakugou* What the fuck, Kirishima?

Kirishima: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

[blairxbear]

MHA Characters as Random Quotes

A/N: This is pure stupidity of mine after I found Tenya’s quote. All images and quotes were found on pinterest. No substance, just vibes. Enjoy my fellow MHA junkies <3

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