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Hoseok: did you come just now?
Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.
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In 2025
Namjoon:
Jin:
Yoongi:
Jimin:
Taehyung:
Jungkook:
Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?
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Incorrect Bangtan #177
jungkook : that’s one of my biggest fears. like, if i ever woke up as a donut...
hoseok : you would eat yourself?
jungkook: i wouldn’t even question it
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Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]
Hoseok: I could take them both at once.
Seokjin: in a fight, right?
Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?
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At a bakery...
Jeongguk: [picks Hoseok up.]
Hoseok: [is alarmed.]
Jeongguk: I was told to pick up what I'd like to eat.
Jeongguk: and I'd love to eat you out.
Jeongguk: also shower you in love.
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Jeongguk: call me 'Daddy' from now on.
Hoseok: Jeongguk, you're twenty four.
Jeongguk: and?
Hoseok: and younger than me.
Hoseok: stop telling me to call you that, you kinky brat.
Jeongguk: I don't hear you saying that when you're being fvcked stupid by me every—
Hoseok: okay, shut up. Fine. I'll call you that.
Jeongguk: I'm sorry, call me what exactly??
Hoseok, huffing and blushing: d— daddy.
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Incorrect Bangtan #151
hoseok : what rhymes with orange
jungkook : no it doesn't
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Jeongguk: I have no fears.
Seokjin: okay...?
Hoseok: [flirting w someone over phone.]
Jeongguk: I have one fear.
Jeongguk: [instantly hangs up the call before hugging him tightly.]
Hoseok: [is confused.]
Seokjin, from his seat: [sighs in disapproval.]
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Hoseok: Jeongguk, I love you.
Jeongguk, happy: r-really, hyung?
Hoseok: yes, I could never find a friend like you.
Jeongguk: [heart-broken.]
Hoseok: and a cute little brother like you.
Jeongguk: [heart-broken x2.]
Jeongguk, muttering: and I thought you were finally confessing your romantic love to me.
Taehyung, emerging out of literal nowhere: I feel you, bro. I feel you.
*both of them sighing sadly*
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Jeongguk: [sees Hoseok's thighs.]
Jeongguk: must claim them as mine!
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Jeongguk: don't talk to him
Hoseok: b-but he's straight!
Jeongguk, sighing: I was straight before I met you, too, baby.
Hoseok, blushing: o-oh.
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