#incorrect seokjin

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

[7ndipity]

Jin: alright, listen up you little shits!

Jin: not you Y/n, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

[joverflowers]

Jimin: Damn, I really didn't think I would feel this emotional at a wedding.

Seokjin: That's a perfectly reasonable response, Jiminie. Look, even the cake is in tiers.

[rudemarshmallow]

Namjoon: So what’s for dinner?

Seokjin: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Namjoon: …

Namjoon: Is it soup?

Seokjin: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Namjoon: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Seokjin: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Namjoon: STOP!

*one hour later*

Namjoon: It’s tacos?!?!?!

[kusakiguzen]

BTS x Reader Incorrect quotes #9

Yoongi: How do I make a date really romantic

Jin: Be mysterious

Yoongi: Right

*later*

Y/N: Where are we going

Yoongi: None of your fucking business

[mytaegiheart]

Lady in Red

Pairing: BTS x Female Reader Genre: crack, domestic crack & fluff Note: Based off of this incorrect BTS crack quote from @7ndipity. This immediately popped into my head after I read it and I just started laughing hysterically. I'm sorry, Hobi!

Snow White and Her Seven Dorks

Hobi: is anyone home right now?

Jimin: still in practice for another hour, sorry.

Jin: I'm going over some distribution things for my alcohol. I'll be a bit yet.

Namjoon: at the studio with JK and Yoongi. One of our tracks deleted itself so we're in a re-do.

Hobi: Tae?

Tae: still visiting my parents. Sorry.

Y/n: I'll be home in about 15 minutes. Why?

Hobi: it's okay. It can wait till you get here.

Y/n: you sure?

Hobi: yep!

Y/n: okay, see you soon.

Since it didn't seem like anything was wrong, you took your time getting home from work, making a stop at the local chicken restaurant you liked to frequent to pick up dinner for everyone.

The guard at the front gate smiled at you in recognition as he buzzed you through, passing you the collected mail for the day. Parking your car in your designated spot in the garage, you grabbed everything up and headed inside.

“I'm home!” you called out as you sorted through the mail before dropping it on the small table inside the door. You slipped out of your shoes and coat before making your way through your home. “Hobi?”

“In the kitchen!” you heard him call back.

“I picked up dinner. Figured that Jin or Yoongi wouldn't want to cook after working all day.” you smiled, stepping into the kitchen. “How was your-” you paused when you saw him standing on top of the kitchen counter. “-day?”

“Hi?” he grinned.

“Why... are you on the counter? Jin's going to kill you if he sees that.”

“Um... why wouldn't I be?” he asked back. “I live here too. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much. I'm not scared of Jin.”

You stared at him for a good long minute, making him fidget, before sighing deeply.

“Where is it?”

“Under the table! Take care of it please?” he whined, crossing his arms and shuddering. Shaking your head, you got to your knees and slowly glanced around beneath your kitchen table, spotting the offender right away. You couldn't help but chuckle. You carefully reached out, scooping the offender up between your palms before climbing back to your feet.

“It's just a ladybug, Hobi!” you giggled, showing it to him. He made a screaming noise and started dancing away, nearly falling off the counter.

“Get it away! Get it away!” he shouted. Laughing you went to the kitchen door and let it loose in the tree outside before coming back in. You showed him your empty hands.

“All gone, come down from there before you hurt yourself.” you giggled, holding out your hand for him. He took your hand in his shaky one before jumping down. You pulled him into a hug, feeling his heart racing against your cheek. “Poor baby.” you giggled again.

“Not a baby.” he mumbled into your hair.

“Totally a baby.” you grinned, leaning back to kiss his cheek.

“Don't tell the guys? I will never hear the end of it.”

“I promise.” you giggled, linking your pinky with his. “Help me get dinner ready.”

“Okay.” he grinned, turning to get the bags you'd left on the kitchen table.

You didn't have the heart to tell him there was a ladybug on the back of his shirt...

-The End-

[darkpuppysuit]

[The pack in a diner at 2am]

Waiter: What can I get y'all to drink?

Namjoon: I'll take a cup of coffee grounds. Just the grounds or whatevers left

Waiter: Uh...

Yoongi: I'll have a glass of room temperature vodka

Waiter: Jesus Chri- okay

Taehyung: Can I have the experience of tasting a root beer for the first time?

Waiter: .....

Jungkook: I'll have a coffee and bacon, I can mix them together if you don't want to?

Waiter: What the fuck?

Hoseok: I'll have a glass of pancake syrup.

Waiter:You- you want a pint of grenadine?

Jimin: Ooh that sounds good I'll take that please.

Waiter: 👀

Hoseok: Pancake syrup. No pancakes. The sweet stuff darling, pour it down my throat

Waiter: .....

Y/n (very softly): I just want a salad...

Waiter: I'm afraid to ask....

Seokjin, as loud as he can: Steak, rare and a bottle of goddamn wine. Please, for the love of fuck

[random-incorrect-things]

Jungkook: What did you order this morning?

Seokjin: What do you mean?

Jungkook: I heard you answer the door.

Jungkook: And I sensed food.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

[incquotesx]

jimin : goodnight jeongguk

jeongguk : goodnight jimin

jimin : goodnight yoongi hyung

yoongi : goodnight jimin

jimin : goodnight nam-

bangtan : GOODNIGHT JIMIN

jimin :

jimin : [whispers] i love you guys

[minyooon3012]

Jungkook: hyu-

Jin: no

Hoseok: jin-hyu-

Jin: no

Namjoon: hey, hyung, you wanna go to this lecture about climate change and the effects it’s having on the environment and biodiversity?

Jin: how the fuck am I attracted to you

[lovelycupid47]

BTS Incorrect quotes #8

Y/N: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Jimin: A doll. Taehyung: A cinnamon roll. Jungkook: A sweetheart. Y/N: Y/N: …stop it.

[7ndipity]

Jin: There’s a dispatch article going around with pictures claiming I was kissing Y/n by the lake.

Namjoon: were you kissing Y/n by the lake?

Jin: yeah, but it was because I caught a fish, I was excited

Jin: I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

[btsicedtea]

namjoon: where's the crab i brought from the beach?

seokjin: *uncovering the seafood boil* wait you didn't bring this for dinner?

namjoon: ...

seokjin:...

the rest of bangtan:...

namjoon: start praying

[rudemarshmallow]

Yoongi: I want to be a caterpillar

Seokjin: Explain?

Yoongi: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful

Seokjin: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Yoongi: That's another highlight

Seokjin: yOONGI NO-

[kusakiguzen]

BTS x Reader Incorrect quotes #5

Jin: Y/N if I make you breakfast in bed a simple thank you is all I need

Jin: Not all this how did you get into my house business