#incorrect next generation quote

[hxuse-xf-black]

Albus: My brother James (the extrovert) and I (the introvert) got separated on our flight. We’re in the middle seats in the same flight row.

Albus: I’ve already apologized to the people sitting next to me like seven times.

Albus: James is sharing beef jerky with strangers and I think he’s now in someone’s wedding.

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #76

Continued my TNG and DS9 rewatch from a few mount ago so now I'm watching 4 Star Trek shows at the same time lmao

(Based on a textpost by @to-trek-or-not-to-trek )

[evawritesstuff]

Albus: my plan is crazy

Scorpius: "our" plan

Albus: 💍♥️

Scorpius: 🥰

[wcrpbubble]

incorrect quotes pt 1 of ?

[vorta-vortex]

Riker, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Troi: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

[abitunexpected]

Riker turning data off: pinochio is broken, his strings have been cut

Picard, holding a phaser set to kill: I would like to remind the court that being broken is just as easy for people Comander Maddox *does* consider to be sentient

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Can't wait to fast forward 10 years where the fandom remembers Matalas for who he is- the Rick Berman of this era

[human-space-heater]

incorrect quotes (featuring the hazbin hotel cast part 1)...(I am aware im in a ton of fandoms)

Charlie: Pros and cons of dating me. Charlie: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Charlie: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Alastor : My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Nifty: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Nifty: Oh, look! A butterfly! 

Vaggie: I don't dab. I stab.

Alastor : The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Angel: I almost died. Alastor : That... was my favorite memory.

Alastor : The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

Cherri: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Charlie: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Husk: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

*Angel  is substitute teaching* Student: What did you say? Angel : I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

Alastor : What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Alastor  is such a nice person, Alastor  is so happy-go-lucky! Alastor  can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Alastor  CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Alastor  IS be in a bad mood.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Neville is trying to put Alice II to sleep] 5-year-old Alice II: Dad, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Neville: I am not. Neville: Neville: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your Aunt Hermione what those words mean.

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #73

tfw Q invited himself in your ready room to talk about his godly problems for 2 hours

[iamstuckinthevoid]

Just imagine a Star Trek TNG and Red Dwarf crossover

"Permission to speak freely, sir?"

"Yes Data?"

"I believe the actions that you are taking are what would be described as 'being a total smeghead'."

[vorta-vortex]

Doctor Crusher: Who the fuck- Picard: Language! Crusher: Whom the fuck- Picard: No

[lordlexion]

Jean-Luc Picard: *Returning to his quarters, tired after a challenging shift, wanting nothing more than to go to bed.*

“What the f-?!”

Q: *Lying suggestively on Picard's bed, with a rose in his teeth, to the accompaniment of “Shut up and sleep with me”.*

“Welcome back, Mon Capitaine.”

Picard: “I don't have the strength for it. I'm going to sleep on the corridor floor.”

*Exit.*