#incorrect over the hedge quotes

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

RJ: Everyone know what they're doing?

Hammy: In general or the plan?

RJ: The plan, Hammy.

Hammy: (sighs in relief)

[angelofthenight]

You: Alright step two

Tommy: I thought we’d be dead by step two so this is going great

[hmvw2015]

I couldn't resist.

Also, go watch Over The Hedge!

[iuriinacio]

Os Sem Floresta (Over The Hedge) Fora de Contexto!

Certo dia a gambá Stella decidiu abrir uma concessionária de motos, o nome e o slogan que ela escolheu que combine com seu estilo foi:

Honda Bikes, The Power Of Dreams

Créditos ao @cj33333 pelo Twitter/X feito em 2021.

[incorrectoverthehedge]

Ozzie: Define “dream”.

RJ: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Heather: That’s too dark!

[angels-and-demons]

[Toby and Nico have just gotten up after the kids kept climbing into their bed. Toby looks at him, slightly concerned]

Toby: Whoa, not lookin' so good around the eyes there, hon. 

Nico: Ugh. Cedar and Lil were up every thirty-forty minutes. And Teddy kept poking me. 

Toby: Yeah. Well, he's kinda pokey. 

Nico: I know!  

Toby: You know what? How 'bout I take the day shift? 

Nico: Oh, Tobes, that'd be just perfect. 

Toby: All right, kids, you heard your dad, and now you listen to me. So, shape up there.

[The kids all tackle Toby]

[andromeda-grace]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game

I was tagged by @taveren-writing

Thanks for the tag! This game was so much fun!

Rules: use this link to generate character quotes

(Seriously, it’s addictive. I was cackling over the results)

WIP: Love, Asunder

James and Etienne are my disaster gays.

James is the sciencey one, going to Oxford, very logical and organized.

Etienne is a 400 year old vampire (and witch). He has a heart of gold, but flies by the seat of his pants most of the time.

James: Etienne and I are no longer dating.

Etienne: James, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

Etienne is the romantic in the relationship.

***

Louise is the glue that holds the group together. She’s a very butch hedge witch with no time for nonsense. Etienne exists in a constant state of nonsense.

Etienne: Stay foxy.

Louise: Die lonely.

Did I mention this story has werewolves?

Josephine is Louise’s girlfriend, a witch from a powerful magical family. Through a tragic accident, Josephine was cursed as a werewolf and ostracized by her family. Josephine is also in a relationship with Etienne.

Etienne: Are we fighting or flirting?

Josephine: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Etienne: Your point?

Etienne and Josephine are a ‘I can help you’/ ‘I can make you worse’ couple. They get spicy.

***

No pressure tags for:

@hillnerd I’d love to see some of your fic characters get this treatment :)

@starknstarwars the Zallia/Morff options are endless!

@captain-kraken @junypr-camus @dogmomwrites @wispy-wallfish @surroundedbypearls @winterandwords

Excited to learn more about everyone’s characters and WIPS!

[winterwrites23]

SoT as incorrect quotes based on @atsushis-fangs series part 6 or 7 (can't remember which):

Past Scotland who wants to be left alone: You know people who fuck around are usually more likely to find out.

Past England who was bored and is being a little shit: Let's find out then.

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Both Ireland and N. Ireland when Christmas rolls around and Seán's still stuck in the past: *Sad music plays in the background, most likely still from over the hedge.*

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Random therapist: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Ireland: Thank you.

Random therapist: I never said that was a good thing.

Ireland: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Mrs. Gibson: You're surprisingly mature for a teenager.

Seán: Thanks it's the trauma.

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Maidred: Is stabbing someone illegal?

Andrew: Not if they consent to it.

Hamish "Walking by" (checking in on Seán per Campbell's orders): Depends on the person.

Seán: YES???!!!

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Past Scotland: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.

Seán: Laird Campbell those are wanted posters.

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Andrew: Hey Seán, what do you think about Angus?

Seán: You know those types of fish that look like stone but can shoot out enough poison to kill an entire football team in a second?

Andrew: ... (Internally: Tf is a football team???)

Seán: Yeah he reminds me of one of those.

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Past Scotland would be proud of his wanted posters 😂😂😂 Even in the present, he managed to keep one intact lol

[bitcofun]

In September, cryptocurrency exchange FTX United States protected the winning quote for the properties of embattled crypto brokerage company Voyager Digital with a quote of roughly $1.4 billion. The quote was comprised of the reasonable market price of Voyager's crypto holdings "at a to-be-determined date in the future." According to Voyager, at existing market value, the reasonable worth of its holdings was approximated around $1.3 billion, and the offer consisted of an "extra factor to consider," approximated to be worth around $111 million. Since then, brand-new information on the case have actually emerged, with court filings revealing that the money spent for Voyager Digital itself was just $51 million. The $1.31 billion FTX provided for Voyager crypto holdings are set to be dispersed to qualified credits on a pro-rata basis, according to the filings. The $111 million consisted of in the offer are, as an outcome, split in between the $51 million being spent for Voyager's properties, copyright and user base, and the $60 million that includes a collected $50 account credit for each user who onboards with FEX and a $20 million earnout. Voyager's users look for responses While news of FTX's winning quote trickles in through court files and other limited sources, users of the insolvent company continue looking for responses, arranging through social networks to build up as much info as possible. Initial mathematics done by users taking Voyager's balance sheet into account has actually recommended that users who proceed to FTX can anticipate to get a hairstyle of over 30% on the properties they held. To some, seeing any kind of return is much better than seeing absolutely nothing after the platform went under. Voyager Digital's balance sheet. Source: Reddit, Sedar FTX's CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, has actually stated that its quotes were "usually identified by reasonable market value," with the business purchasing up possessions to provide back to clients. to be clear-- in Voyager, our quotes are usually identified by reasonable market value, no discount rates; objective isn't to generate income purchasing possessions at cents on the dollar, it's to pay $1 on the $1 and get the $1 back to consumers. If we were to get associated with Celsius, it would be the exact same.-- SBF (@SBF_FTX) October 2, 2022 Voyager's issues emerged after the company extended a loan of $670 million to crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, which defaulted in late June. FTX's quote omitted the Three Arrows Capital loan. As it stands, it appears users who will get their properties back will need to flock to FTX's trading platforms if the court authorizes the offer. The Voyager app would, as an outcome, reach its end while FTX's user base would swell considerably. Recent: Is payments huge SWIFT getting ready for a blockchain-bound future? To users who might quickly be relocating to FTX, there are a couple of issues that they require to be knowledgeable about if they pick to remain on the brand-new platform. FTX provides its users an earning program that permits them to make interest on their cryptocurrency holdings, albeit with yearly portion yields that are generally lower than those users were getting on other crypto financing platforms, consisting of Voyager. FDIC insurance coverage snafu Before Voyager Digital went under, regulators directed it to eliminate "incorrect and deceptive declarations" that its users' deposits were guaranteed by the Federal Reserve and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) as if they were routine cost savings accounts. In a joint letter, Seth Rosebrock and Jason Gonzalez, assistant basic counsel at the FDIC, recommended that Voyager's representations "most likely misguided and were trusted" by consumers positioning funds on the platform. While FTX has actually been viewed as a beacon of hope trying to backstop contagion in the cryptocurrency market after a run for liquidity caused the collapse of numerous companies,

the FDIC likewise alerted it to stop making "deceptive" declarations concerning the insurance coverage status of users' deposits. FTX got a cease-and-desist letter from the FDIC to stop recommending user funds on the platform were guaranteed. The letter defined that Brett Harrison, the president of FTX United States, stated in a tweet that direct deposits from companies were kept in FDIC-insured accounts in users' names. While Harrison reacted on social networks by stating that he erased the post and didn't indicate to show that cryptocurrencies saved in FTX are guaranteed by the FDIC, his declarations might have misinformed users gathering for security. Contagion dangers As users transfer to FTX either due to the fact that they take pleasure in the platform, wish to diversify from Binance or Coinbase or desire the capability to make interest on their tokens, the business grows. It's uncertain whether FTX's efforts to backstop contagion in the cryptocurrency area might be leaving the exchange itself susceptible, although professionals think what it's doing is dangerous. Speaking to Cointelegraph, Richard Gardner, CEO of fintech company Modulus, stated it's crucial to acknowledge the "FTX gambits" for what they are, as efforts to "purchase up dangerous possessions at all-time low costs to broaden a la Andrew Carnegie." Gardner included that Bankman-Fried is "trying to combine the market" by banking on high-risk ventures. He concluded: " This economic downturn remains in its earliest phases, and the smarter play is to let the Fed's financial policy shifts play out and conserve capital. In the fairly future, there will be business, total with much better principles and higher practicality, in requirement of a bailout. Those business will be the much better financial investment. FTX is merely playing live roulette at this moment." Investors who might possibly be transferred to FTX might likewise wish to think about that the business is associated with American politics as its digital markets co-CEO Ryan Salame has actually campaigned with his sweetheart Michelle Bond, a New York Republican running for Congress. Salame has actually supposedly invested millions on political contributions in the 2022 election cycle by contributing to cryptocurrency-focused incredibly political action committees (PACs). Super PACs can raise unrestricted quantities of cash to support prospects however can not contribute to them straight. Some of the funds Salame released, according to fund reports, appear to have actually been funneled into Bond's race after a series of cash transfers. Bond herself holds cryptocurrencies. Alameda Research and FTX Alameda Research is a crypto quantitative trading company and market maker established by FTX's CEO Sam Bankman-Fried. The company typically appears to fly under the radar, however its trading volume and unbelievable earnings of $1 billion in 2021 have actually made the job harder as time passes. Alameda Research's impact has actually been seen by some as a possible dispute of interest, taking into consideration its relationship with FTX. Cory Klippsten, CEO of crypto start-up Swan Bitcoin, has actually been priced estimate stating that FTX and Alameda have actually been "able to take advantage of a regulative space that has actually enabled them to trade and make money from cryptocurrencies" without following the exact same guidelines conventional banks do. For its part, Sam Bankman-Fried has actually stated Alameda is a "entirely different entity" that gets no favoritism. As Bloomberg reported in September 2022, concerns continue since Bankman-Fried and Alameda's CEO, Caroline Ellison, have actually till just recently shared a house with 8 other associates. Recent: Man and device: Nansen's analytics gradually identifying around the world wallets Ellison has actually dealt with these issues, stating they're "arm's length and do not get any various treatment from other market makers." Alameda was at first FTX's biggest trader, as in its early days, the exchange had restricted access to liquidity.

According to Bankman-Fried, it's no longer the platform's greatest market maker. While the possible dispute of interest might imply regulators will quickly target FTX when again, the business is apparently actively in talks with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission, which minimizes regulative danger. As users flock to FTX-- or any other central entity-- it's crucial to constantly think about the advantages and disadvantages of keeping funds on that platform. As Bitcoin ( BTC) supporter Andreas Antonopoulos notoriously stated: Not your secrets, not your coins. Read More

[sodamnbored]

Piper: Trust me, I’m an Aphrodite kid, I know these things.

Jason, waving her off: Nonsense. We’re just friends. Percy doesn’t have a crush on me.

Annabeth, not looking up from her book: Yes, he does.

Frank and Hazel, grinning knowingly: Yes, he does.

Leo, patting Jason supportively: Yes, he does.

Percy, sticking his head round the door: Yes I do!

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Pepe: ¡Uy! ¡Que lindo collar tienes ahí! ¿Puedo verlo de cerca?

Penelope: ¡No, no, no! No te acerques. No debo tener contacto con criaturas del bosque exterior. ¡Achu! ¡Fuera con tu suciedad!

Pepe: ¿Mi suciedad?

Looney Tunes: (escondidos) ¡Ah!

Pepe: ¡¿Mi suciedad?!

Rosita: ¡Ay, chispas! Ya empezó.

Pepe: ¡Escúchame bien! ¡Estoy harto de que todo el mundo me vea y salga corriendo porque piensa que soy sucio!

Penelope: (retrocediendo).

Pepe: ¡Pues te voy a decir algo! ¡No me puse todo pipiris nice para que una bola de pelos obesa me diga que es superior a mi! ¡Traigo maquillada toda la cola! ¡Y no te voy a decir dónde traigo un corcho!

Penelope: ¡Alto! Nadie… ¡Nunca me había hablado así!

Looney Tunes: Ah…

Penelope: Es atrevido… Me guta’.

Fuente: Vecinos Invasores (2006)

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Lou: Ozzie sure acted natural.

RJ: Yeah, like a natural ham.

[angelofthenight]

Amelia: Alright step two

Larry: I thought we’d be dead by step two so this is going great

[digital-gargoyle]

Jamack: You said a word yesterday about your little group here. Starts with an "f", do you remember what it was?

Kipo:

Kipo: Family?

Jamack: Right! You know, that got me right here.

[iuriinacio]

Momento Incorreto: Tumblr Repetindo o mesmo erro do Twitter/X

Agora temos 4 poses de perfis da Heather na coleção.

[incorrectoverthehedge]

Stella: Hey guys, today RJ pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.

Stella: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.