#incorrect reed900

[aurora-nerin]

Nines: Can you stop pouting?

Gavin: 🙄

Tina: What did you do?

Nines: I didn't do anything!

Nines: we were at the supermarket and the cashier put the divider between our groceries.

Nines: Gavin said "no, we're together"

Gavin: she rolled her eyes at me and said "yeah sure"

Gavin: This bitch thought Nines is too hot for me!

Tina: Uh... What did Nines actually do though?

Nines: I laughed

[detroitbecomefandom]

Nines: I've been having these software instabilities around someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.

Connor: Just rip the bandage off.

Nines: It’s Gavin.

Connor: Put the bandage back on.

[spectre-squared]

Nines: *pointing to a broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Tina: I did. I broke-

Nines: No, no you didn't. Hank?

Hank: Don't look at me. Look at Connor.

Connor: What? I didn't break it.

Hank: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Connor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hank: *leans in* Suspicious.

Chris: If it matters - probably not - but Captain Fowler was the last one to use it.

Fowler: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Chris: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Fowler: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Miller!

Tina: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Nines!

Nines: No! Who broke it??!

Connor: Nines... Gavin's been awfully quiet.

Gavin: REALLY???

Connor: Yeah! Really.

Gavin: Oh my God!

Nines: I broke it. It burned Gavin's hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick... Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[kent-with-no-r]

Gavin: “Tina, let me tell you about this fuckin’ tin can. He-”

Nines, suddenly right behind him: “My pronouns are it/itself.”

Gavin: “Shit… is that… like… Is that a gender thing? Or is that because you’re a robot and whatever? I’ll support you if it’s the first one, but like…”

Idk. Gavin being Gen-Z makes me wonder about a few things

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Nines: So you like cats?

Gavin: Yeah.

Nines: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[b4tteryaciid]

Nines reviewing case files: The suspect was acting arratically and screaming at all the officers, clearly he was crazy-

Gavin: crazy?

Gavin: I was crazy once.

[reedeemable]

Gavin: I'm so happy rn dude Nines: What? Why? I love it when you're happy Gavin: April fools, dumb bitch. I still want to die Nines: That... was fucked up

[linettez]

Something I just know would happen once RK900/Nines Joins the dpd (part 7).

Tina: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Nines: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Hank: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Gavin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Connor: Mental stability, my old friend!

Tina: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[rkisdead]

Gavin, walking up to Nines at the beginning of the workday: Hey, tin can, have I ever told you you radiate top energy?

Nines, his LED flashing red for a second:

Nines: This is the weirdest way you have ever greeted me, detective.

[a-random-fangirls-stuff]

At a crime scene

Nines: *tries to sample some blood*

Gavin: Nines, dont put it in your mouth

Connor: First time Nines hears that from you I’m sure

[sunwarmed-ash]

Gavin: "Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am 'A' okay with being stabbed. Biting and scratching are ON the table. You CAN use fire-"

Connor: "These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?"

Hank, Nines, Gavin: 👀👀👀

Gavin: "Damn man, you got something really sick you want to do to me huh?"

Connor: 😲...

Gavin: "All right, I like it! Don't tell me, surprise me. Oh! This is gonna be fun!"

I fucking love b99 and pimento okay??? This had to happen. Also here's a bunch of 3-4somes with the DBH boys

[aurora-nerin]

Gavin: I wanna know if Nines is gay 😞

Tina: why don't you ask?

Gavin: I can't just ask!

Tina: course you can. Hey Nines!

Nines: Yes?

Tina: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Nines: The audacity

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Nines speed-run the five stages of grief as he realizes that he still wants me

[ssunflover]

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Nines: Gavin. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Gavin: Punch me in the face.

Nines: ...Punch you?

Gavin: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Nines: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.