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#incorrect rwby qoutes
tupayapsina · 1 year
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Ruby: I don't wanna date a pretty girl, I wanna date you! Weiss: Ruby: Wait, no. Damn, that came out wrong- Blake: [eating popcorn]
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Nora: Hey, Weiss! Have a taste of my mushroom stew!
Weiss: No.
Nora: *Makes chicken noises*
Weiss: Quit it!
Ruby: Nora, quit it! Weiss, taste the stew!
Weiss: *Tastes the stew*
[20 MINUTES LATER]
Blake: We found her swimming naked in the lake.
Weiss: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
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harmonylight · 2 years
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Jaune: *holding up a picture of cinder* this is a criminal they have murder several people
Nora: *raises hand*
Jaune: no you cannot date her
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digrett · 1 year
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Raven, after hearing Ruby on TV while rushing towards a portal: Never wanted to get married - I'm married, never wanted to have kids - I got two of 'em. How the hell did this happen?
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fan0girl0 · 5 days
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Yang: *wakes up* I'm thirsty
Blake: then get some water
Yang: OH MY GOD YOU SCARED ME
Weiss: *half sleep * Yang quiet down please
Yang: sorry, Blake what are doing reading so late, and what chapter are you even on it looks like your not getting anywhere
Blake: I'm on chapter 173
Yang: and how much chapters does this book have exactly
Blake: 356 chapters
Yang: *takes book * yeah no, Blake you need some sleep
Blake: hey give it back
Yang: I'm sorry but no
Blake: give me back my book
Yang: you'll get it in the morning
Blake: I hate you
Yang: love you too
Yang's POV: * went to bed * shit I still forgot to get some water
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Nora: *is still injured* Weiss? Where's my Hammer?
Weiss:What?
Nora: Where - is - my - Hammer?
Weiss: I, put it away.
Nora: Where?
Weiss: Why do you need to know?
Nora: I need it!
Weiss: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. Your still hurt!
Nora: The public is in danger!
Weiss: Your life is in danger!
Nora: You tell me where my Hammer is, Ice queen! We are talking about the greater good!
Weiss: 'Greater good?'  This is your life ! There is no the greater *good* if your dead!
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northforwinter · 4 years
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Cinder: *Tries to kill Friya and take the maiden powers*
Friya: I'm not saying that was the wrong choice, but I would have made a different one
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jaune-the-arc · 5 years
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Nora, looking at kirabaku stuff on tictok: *Unholy scream.*
Jaune, running into the room: WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Nora: IT'S JUST SO PERFECT!!!!
Jaune, relaxing: You're looking at tododeku stuff aren't you.
Nora: It's kirabaku for your information. AND I LOVE IT!!!
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Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
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thghtcntrl · 3 years
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RWBY vol 8 deleted scenes
Ruby holding Nora after she overcharges her semblance
Nora: Ruby... None... Of this... Is your fault... Keep fighting
Ruby: Nora...
Nora: also... You get that bellabooty *ugh* (passes out)
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tupayapsina · 1 year
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Yang: There's lots we could talk about
Blake: Like?
Yang: Like our hopes, our ambitions, our dreams
Ruby: Ok, so last night there was this lion chasing me, but it had tiny legs. It was a full size lion but it had the legs of a sausage dog
Weiss: Not those type of dreams, dolt
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pumpkinrootbeer · 3 years
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I'm rewatching RWBY and this is the result, thank you and goodnight
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harmonylight · 2 years
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Nora defending cinder after they start dating
Nora: but look at that face
Cinder: *literally has the most evil smirk* ever yeah soldier boy I am the patron of goodness now
Jaune: *pulls out sword* that's it I'm killing her
Nora: jaune nO
Ruby: jaune yes
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oddnub-eye · 4 years
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Incorrect RWBY Qoute
Neo: I can trick people cause I’m the size of an 8th grader.
Torchwick: Stop overestimating yourself, you’re the size of a kindergartner. 
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shiroriette · 5 years
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Sun: What do you personally find amusing?
Blake: Someone who desperately begs for someone to laugh at their jokes.
Sun: Have you met a person like that in real life?
Blake: Take a guess.
Sun: Damn, I can’t think of anyone. All of your friends are really cool.
Yang: Y-Yeah! M-Me neither heheheh....*coughs*
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incorrect-ninjago · 5 years
Conversation
Jay: "C'mon, Zane, let’s go raise the roof!"
Zane: "Why? Is there something wrong with it?"
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