#incorrect the secret history

[ineedanewbrainsposts]

You know those fanfictions hit different when you have school the next day and it's already 3:45 am

[thaliasthunder]

wdym the secret history is not relatable what about henry not being able to do math and francis laughing at the most inadequate moments

[therealrichardpapen]

Pov: you pick a random uni very far away. You picked your uni based on the colours it had on the website. Now you're a clown named Richard Papen

[moonyslake]

he let me hit because i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked.

[apoembymiria]

if someone approaches and says “cubitum eamus?”, agree and just say “yes”… As long as they look like Francis Abernathy or IS Francis Abernathy himself

[nekohrine]

I love that part in tsh where Francis and Richard run away to live together

[stefisdoingthings]

drinking tea with gin in it just to feel something (i'm literally richard papen)

[ineffable-hubbiewubbies]

richard: i’m really not attracted to you, francis

francis (& everyone else):

[notsosecrethistory]

Henry: you idiot!

Richard: I'm sure you're right but why!

[minyooon3012]

I’m reading the secret history and one thing I loved was Bunny talking about Henry being, like, murderous or smth and Richard thinking they were a gay couple I’m WHEEZING

[chaoss-incarnate]

*talking about killing a man*

francis: yes, such a shame, i feel bad

henry: of course, but i don't feel so bad that i want to take responsibility for it

francis: oh of course *chugs whiskey* not that bad at all

[ineedanewbrainsposts]

Me after seeing a hot fictional character :

[thaliasthunder]

henry winter in modern days wouldn't know covid was a thing until he went outside and asked himself "....where the heck is everybody?" in the early days of quarantine

[therealrichardpapen]

Richard after chatting with Julian for the first time:

[ccuniculusmolestus]

RIP Bunny you would have loved Google translate

[apoembymiria]

The greatest lesson you can obtain from the secret history is that if you wanna learn more about poisons, do maths. And to prove your equation, grab your neighbor’s pet dogs (do remember, leave one to still keep your neighbors company!) and try it out on them <3 bc once it’s effective on the dogs, then it’s probably effective on bunnies too!