#incorrect unstoppable

[lassieposting]

Galadriel, fuming: I have pursued this foe since before the first sunrise bloodied the sky. I know more of darkness than your mortal mind can fathom. I have seen things you could not possibly imagine.

Halbrand, unmoved, yawning widely: Haven't seen what the top shelf looks like though, have you?

Galadriel, cut off, buffering: ...

Halbrand, unable to resist: I have. With my puny mortal eyes.

Galadriel, lunging at him with Finrod's dagger:

[anemicjellyfish]

[rayssion]

Percy: send dudes.

Jason: ....you mean nudes?

Percy: I'm in a fight, I need more men.

[stalebagels]

[totally-correct-halo-tv-series]

News reporter: two people have reportedly broken into a covenant base, single-handedly

John 117: what idiots

*live footage plays of Kai 125 and Perez Naruto running into the building*

John: Wait- those are mY IDIOTS

[quicksilvergirl28]

Henry: [sleeping peacefully at 2 AM] Alex, finally getting a score over 100,000 in Tetris: HALLELUJAH I'M FREE FROM THE SHACKLES

[onceandfuturemoron]

Gwen: violence is not the answer

Arthur: you're right

Gwen: *sighs in relief

Merlin: violence is the question

Morgana: and the answer is always yes

Arthur: *nods in agreement

[overlord-of-fantasy]

In a parallel universe where they get along

Fingolfin, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.

Feanor: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-

Findis, under her breath: Don’t say Jortles.

Feanor: Jortles!

Feanor, eyes glittering: And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nepeta: :33< In the paws of a trained huntress, anything can become a weapon.

Nepeta: :33< *ac pulls out a glock*

Nepeta: :33< fur example, this weapon.

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Reid: Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self doubt?

[sparring-spirals]

F.C.G: "If I don't do stressful things its probably okay!"

Imogen: "....Our whole WORLD is stressful right now."

F.C.G: "-That's probably a problem, yeah."

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joey: Don't worry. Without her wand she is just a weak, helpless woman.

Cleo: Uh, who still has hands?

Shelby, appearing from her hiding spot with a gun: And the goddamn Second Ammendment!

[matt-murdick]

Finn & Sage (TVD) + textposts

7 / ?

[im-still-watching-anime]

blackquill: i love when gavin is angry. angry klavier gavin is the only person who gets me.

apollo: oh….well he was pretty mad about something earlier

blackquill bolting out of his seat: and no one TOLD ME??

[peupeugunn]

magnus: alright, let's just agree to say "im sorry" on three. one, two, three...

magnus:

alec:

magnus: see, now im just disappointed in the both of us

[youjustfeelthemforever]

Peter, at Arrio's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Peter, leaning over Arrio′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Arrio: Yeah, no shit.