what if cybertronians didn't high five because they have other ways of greeting each other/celebrating, so when they came to earth the humans taught them about it and they'd do high fives awkwardly like cats/dogs. u know, direct eye contact with the human that says "i am high fiving now !!! look !! you taught me how to do it !!!" and their hands would miss because they're not looking so they try again a bit slower and it doesn't do that loud clapping noise, it goes 'ting' but they're so proud for learning about the cultural importance of high fives in humans and how to recreate it themselves
kind of like this maybe
or like this
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Your cat cafe au is so much fun and so soft I adore it but hearing that Malleus and Leona's cats are friends is so funny to me and spawned the worst idea XD
Prefect: Leona, Nebula is pregnant
Leona: ...By who?
Prefect gestures to Oatmeal and Nebula cuddling.
we share the same brain!! actually working on the cat au ask right now, but have a few irl emergencies that prevented my writing, and here’s a little bit of it! but first let me just say this is 100% my thought process if you and rook have yet to neuter the kitties. oatmeal and nebula have a romeo and juliet love story! \(//∇//)\ more under cut! this isn’t canon in the au or anything but a fun concept!!
“Nebula has never looked better, he scooped her up in one arm and held her firmly against his bicep, smug as she meowed up at him and purred loudly. He had zero hesitation to hold her while walking to his fated rival, looking him and his cat up and down before scoffing. The two proceeded to argue over who’s cat looked better wearing their dorm uniform for a bit, as the two cats seemed content in their arms without hostility to one another. - Leona Kingscholar
Malleus Draconia - As Leona argues with him half his brain has melted to this is the greatest cat. Cat precious. My firstborn is the best in this world. The other half of him smugly picks up his son in his own arm, the cat against his own bicep as he begins talking about how regal he is. Honestly, his cat is just happy to spend time with him and begins playfully nipping at him after not getting enough attention.”
anyways back to the ask!! I’d like to imagine if that actually happened then leona would freak out at malleus, while malleus is shocked he is getting his first grandchild with you already as you reiterate that is a cat, and you both are not married. he’s not listening, to you or leona. they end up being that in law family that despise one another thoroughly like my child is too good for your child but i don’t want to lose custody of my grandchild. cats tend to have multiple kitties at once so im thinking depending on the amount the may definitely mean the boys now live ay Ramshackle with the kittens, with Nebula nipping at her dad proudly showing him her babies and Oatmeal showing his dad his babies too, forcing the two men to bond despite their prominent scowls, but they avoid being too loud because you remind them kittens are sensitive to noises. (。-∀-)
they’d definitely end up trying to adopt the kittens when you graduate.. but that custody battle is a talk for a different day. on the bright side Oatmeal and Nebula finally get to stay with each other openly as they raise the kitties.
for anyone curious ( ^ω^ ) been busy these past few weeks with art fight, and my cat needed a vet emergency, still have to return to the vet later this week, but i’m also working on a r-18 birthday leona fic! friendly reminder my navigation does say mdni and you are responsible for the content on my profile that you view!♪
Σ('◉⌓◉’) actually haven’t written r-18 works for social media in a bit, but i will try my best to make the fic! if anyone does not want to view the content, please block the tag “shrouded in desire.” which i will be tagging the fic, and all r-18+ fics on my profile for those who do not want to see the content!
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hey baes i hoped u missed me 💗
anyways here’s some height affirmations+visuals to help my short bitches manifest <3
💗 i’m so tall
💗 i literally have my desired height
💗 everyone is so jealous of my height
💗 i’m so tall i could be a model
💗 people constantly ask me if i play basketball or volleyball because of how tall i am
💗 i intimidate people with how tall i am
💗 i keep growing taller everyday
💗 my body is mainly legs tbh, like i’m 80% legs and 20% torso
💗 i have incredibly long legs
💗 i have super long legs and a short torso
💗 i shocked everyone with my height increase
💗 i’m immune to shrinking
💗 my height increase is very noticeable, people that i was short next to yesterday are now short next to me!!
💗 i love my height
💗 i love how tall i am
💗 i’m so tall, my head hits the ceiling (exaggerated don’t come at me)
💗 my feet are so small
💗 i fit into my desired shoe size even though i’ve grown in height
💗 my results are permanent
💗 i’m getting my full results right now
💗 it’s normal for me to get my results in less than two seconds
💗 i have my results right now
you’re welcome <3
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it’s so cute how Anya and Becky see the strength Yor has and immediately want to be strong like her, so of course mama Yor trains them :').
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hello this is alia / auroargraves. when can i expect this dwy fic from yuhh 👉🏻👈🏻
hi!!!! i honestly dont know ahaha, im working on it is all i can say! hopefully soon but eh, knowing me it might take lots of time fdjhfbhjd
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So I have some people following me (why...) and I choose to use my powers for evil. Blatant promotion.
I think Batfam lovers should read hand in unlovable hand (a chokehold) by britishparty in which Tim is kidnapped by Black Mask as a child and used as a criminal consultant for his empire. I consUMED that fic when I first read it and still turn my malfunctioning brain to that AU in slow moments.
They just came out with a continuation Jason Todd’s Guide to Traumatized Teenagers that I haven’t even finished reading as I type this bc I keep stopping to not only consider the multilayered implications but also flap my hands in excitement and refusal to be done just yet.
My evil motive is I want to talk about this fic so off you go
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