#incredible...

[theriverbeyond]

the wildest thing about actually having energy after like, a fairly long period of not having any energy is the realization that the day does not end at 3pm, or even 5pm. when you have more energy than a half dead slug there are suddenly many hours in which to Do Things other than sitting on the couch or lying in bed. it's incredible the world is a beautiful place

[cak3o]

activated....my boops.....

[kavvueh]

Cake Day irl and in Genshin :>

[darknessandasong]

Its over

[conarcoin]

i jjust learned goober can be many colors peace and love on planet earth . i am learn many things

[coffincoitus]

there are so many chilling things happening in mouthwashing that I can't honestly say it's the "creepiest" but something that gave me a full body shudder was how jimmy's obsessive cruelty towards curly was so possessive-like?? it was like he had a crush in the worst way possible

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[goldeaglefire1]

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

[monstermonger]

~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages

[lizardsfromspace]

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[bucatinibucatini]

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

[mossing-around]

You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

[blueskittlesart]

every time you he/him kris in my comments another one of these spawns on my computer