#induce labor

[diyschool2022]

6 Natural Ways To INDUCE Labor | Easily Induce Labor at HOME

[sporesucker]

on the outside tf2 is a simple team v team game that revolutionized videogames forever. on the inside, there is so much mpreg.

[softerhaze]

[theawkwardterrier]

Wednesday 100: Particular Prescriptions

"Barely at all?" Claire looks down, aghast. "I should have started labor ages ago."

Mother Hildegarde calmly wipes her hands from the examination. "Yet it seems you will not for some time still."

"Well, is there anything to be done?"

"Some believe rose oil can help. Others use birth powder, although I know you would not. And of course, there is the marriage bed."

"The—" Claire is distracted even from her sweating discomfort. "And that...works?"

"Clearly not for you so far," the nun says, "but I do not imagine you objecting to trying again," and Claire sees her eyes twinkle.

[mpregkick]

Random mpreg scnerarios ..7?

I dont remember the number-

But, an idea I have always loved is the

idk

a pregnant person beeing kidnaped and then forced to give birth. They are still one month away for the due date? too bad.

They are on the 7 month? dont care.

They end tied up, belly on air, being fucked so violently, so rough the whole womb is shaking, the babies kicking a storm knowing what is comming.

Their belly is pushed down, stomped on, kicked, punched, everything it takes to make the labor start, so their kidnaper can put a baby of their own there.

Maybe is an ex lover? maybe is just a stalker, maybe is that old childhood friend that can't stand the fact they are already heavely pregnant by another.

Primal animalistic instincts of getting rid of the first offspring to put their own.

And then 9 months later, an old coworker decides to do decide after seen that big belly of theirs.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Man's wife just delivered their baby and he looks at the doctor and says "So how soon can we have sex?"

And the doctor says "I go on break in a half hour."

[wack-ashimself]

A fucked up fact John Oliver glossed over last night on 'last week tonight'....

The show was about how private healthcare in prisons is LITERALLY killing prisoners for profit.

At one point, he says one of the 3rd party contractors, again for PROFIT, were accused of inducing labor on pregnant women to save money MULTIPLE TIMES. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. That is the stuff of fucking nightmares.

[semperreformanda]

I know people are just excited and mean well when they ask when baby is gonna come (even though they know my due date) and that I should just take walks for him to come out but also it grinds my gears 🤠 especially people who message me “is baby here yet?” every week like PLEASE you will know when he arrives leave me alone 😩 and then they follow it up with “well just take long walks!”

like I’ve been walking, doing pelvic floor exercises and miles circuit and household chores, eating dates and drinking raspberry leaf tea 🤠 but at the end of the day the baby will come out when he’s ready so take it up with him 😀

[ofpd]

i've had very little drugs (including alcohol and even caffeine) in november but im now thinking that i should've abstained entirely just for how fun & thematic for me personally to do no substances november but break it on ofpd day...

[cyberrose2001]

thoughts on pregnancy sex?

hmmm, that’s a maybe…..

if it’s pregnancy sex with Optimus and/or Ratchet then yes 🫣

[guinevereslancelot]

my friend's baby was due six days ago and still isn't here. if he can hold on another 21 hours he can have an april birthday instead of march

[papasmoke]

Sending out the GPS coordinates of the fed chair to a hit squad like what the US did to Gaddafi

[sporesucker]

@faggypuppy you CANNOT hide this in the tags you should say it with your full chest. let the people know.

[boag]

girl!!!!!! when is your birthday?

Valentine’s Day !!!!!!!!

[nawtacop]

If you didn't know it before, you do now. I hope to see both more properly celebrated.

[glowingin-thedark]

There will be a documentary released soon by TMZ about Britney Spears “post-conservatorship” and i would humbly ask all fans of Britney Spears to NOT watch it. There is clearly a directed attack at Britney’s mental well-being taking place and it is with every effort to lock her in a permanent care plan.

The conservatorship was an illegal and unethical breach of her civil liberties and make no mistake, she is still locked in it. Court documents from mere months ago list her as conservatee and they are in the process of assigning a conservator again to lead her “care plan”.

Britney told us all with no ambiguity that she had every intention of suing every person who harmed her. She told us in her court audio and self posted audios to instagram that her family was “trying to kill [her]”. She had a book slated to release and tmz reported this past holiday that there was a “paper shortage” while the publisher released plenty of other books in the same time and now we’re learning that two celebs are attempting to block its release. At every stop they have silenced her right to speak and move freely.

For some reason we’re not seeing the real Britney out and about and now they’re claiming she’s not fit to hold knives?! They want full control of the person and the estate again and they plan to win it in the court of public opinion.

Boycott this documentary. Britney hates documentaries made without her say or her commentary, don’t let TMZ continue to spew this narrative when they are directly responsible for her suffering.