#influencer instagram

[wonpearl]

modo ── influencer ＃ wallpaper 𔓐𑇓

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

[ariaste]

louis was like "this is the love of my life...... the vampire armand....."

and I was like "girl...... you're both bottoms...... traumatized bottoms with daddy issues....... where are ur shitty boyfriends??????"

louis and armand out here having the world's most boring pathetic sex, they're like "we're so healthy, we have grown past our shitty-boyfriend-having phase, now we're always Safe Sane And Consensual 😌 we don't have unhinged sex anymore 😌😌😌" they are going insane. this is why louis is having a mental breakdown. he's been having intensely hinged sex for 77 years, like 100% slow lovemaking with clear communication and so much lube and always "one finger, two finger, three finger, cock" and the traffic-light consent system in place even though they don't practice any kinks that would involve words like "stop" and "hang on a sec" meaning anything but literally that. no one in this house has been rimmed in 77 years. Every night they have a very polite Discussion (it's not an argument, it's not) about whose turn it is to top because nobody here wants to. louis is not built to handle this psychologically. lestat's going to text him "hey mon cher miss u sooooo much i can't live without you, haha i got your number by killing some people at your phone company, actually several phone companies because i didn't know which network you're on, anyway come over and sit on my face WINK WINK i'll do that thing you like so much, you know the one!! the one where you're always like 'ew lestat you're so gross' but then it makes you come so hard you pass out [eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, water drops emoji, blood drop emoji]" louis is going to see these texts and go into a fugue state and be OUT! THAT! DOOR! in nanoseconds. NANOSECONDS!!!! meanwhile lestat is double- and triple- and quadruple-texting about how he's always wanted to try roadhead and blithely using words like "pussy" in reference to louis' anatomy without asking if that's cool and also sending seven unsolicited dick pics clearly taken in an airplane bathroom

armand has never sent a dick pic in his life, even a solicited one, because it's "crass" and there are "privacy concerns" and he's "unsatisfied with the current standard of end-to-end encryption technology". lestat doesn't even know what end-to-end encryption is, and if he did he wouldn't care about it because "if a hacker is going to all that trouble to look at my nude photographs, louis, i think they've earned them :))) even though they could just follow me on instagram and tiktok or sign up for my onlyfans" this is why armand about to get dumped at terminal velocity. he doesn't even have instagram.

[msterpicasso]

@kheumani

[frances-baby-houseman]

“Our first few years of marriage were really hard, we sacrificed a lot,” she says. “But we did have this vision, this dream and —” Daniel interrupts: “We still do.” What kind of sacrifices, I ask her. “Well, I gave up dance, which was hard. You give up a piece of yourself. And Daniel gave up his career ambitions.”

I look out at the vastness and don’t totally agree. Daniel wanted to live in the great western wilds, so they did; he wanted to farm, so they do; he likes date nights once a week, so they go (they have a babysitter on those evenings); he didn’t want nannies in the house, so there aren’t any. The only space earmarked to be Neeleman’s own — a small barn she wanted to convert into a ballet studio — ended up becoming the kids’ schoolroom.

This is very, very good. Paywall free link. The epidural part was heartbreaking.

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Tommy winkler is my favorite unintentional gainer

An excellent suggestion anon!

If you're looking for more content on this guy, @jake-is-still-drunk made a great post a while back covering him in more detail. But yeah holy shit the only two constants in life are twink death and taxes huh

[ultimateseosource]

The Power of Micro Influencers on Instagram

If you’re trying to build your brand on social media, it can be tough to find the right people to follow. This article breaks down how finding influencers and micro influencers on Instagram is easier than ever with the help of AI technology. Read More (https://ultimateseosource.com/the-power-of-micro-influencers-on-instagram/)

[pxregoth]

in order for dates to be added with new locations/regions we need to join together & let dnp know that there’s a demand for their show in LATAM, Asia, & Africa !!!!! we need to continue commenting & making posts about this !! we already know dnp see our posts especially on Twitter so please do not let the phannies from LATAM, Asia, & Africa be ignored!!! they are just as important as us phannies from Europe, USA, Canada, Australia, & New Zealand !!!!!

!!!!!! WE CANNOT CLAIM TO BE AN INCLUSIVE AND LOVING COMMUNITY WHEN WE WONT EVEN DO THE BARE MINIMUM FOR OUR FELLOW PHANNIES IN OTHER REGIONS OF THE WORLD !!!!!!

[cuubism]

idk if i'm just a joyless feminist buzzkill or something but i find the instareels/tiktok trend of joking about "when the workday starts feeling like women fighting for equal work was a mistake" "women in the past fought for equal opportunities and now i have to go in the office when i could be staying home to cook 🙄" so DEEPLY unfunny. leaving aside that housewives work equally hard it's just unpaid, also leaving aside how the idea that women never worked and just tended the home is ahistorical--Women's financial independence is a joke to you? Women being able to choose their own life path instead of being forced to rely on men for survival is funny? Go talk to a woman who couldn't leave her abusive husband because she had no work history and no way of financially supporting herself and I think you'll find it significantly less amusing.

[blueskittlesart]

hit 10k on instagram earlier this week and did some requests to celebrate!! here's batch 1

[wonpearl]

dxxhhe ── influencer ＃ wallpaper 𔓐𑇓

[danandphilupdates]

DAN AND PHIL TOUR BEGINS IN 5 DAYS IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST TIME OF OUR LIVES SEE U THERE danandphiltour.com

dan and phil instagram post

30/8/24

[cassmartin]

Cass Martin

[msterpicasso]

@rileyshieldss

[polydeuces]

𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚜

pair: hozier x fem! faceless reader

summary: a lesser-known influencer surprises her followers by announcing her wedding to a well-known celebrity through a single Instagram post, revealing their previously private relationship.

liked by brandicarlile, taylorswift, and 45,928 others

sincerelyy/n: When your happily ever after became headline news. 🤍🗞️

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taylorswift: Pop some champagne 🍾🥂

sabrinacarpenter: nobody will do better than you this night.. gorgeous!

mothercain: i want you (respectfully)

they/nupdates: didn’t see this coming..

allisonrussellmusic: So very magical & joyous 💐

noahkahan: great cake and open bar, sorry i meant wedding.

gracieabrams: someone pinch me

takemetoeden: guys do we think it’s andrew or do we KNOW it’s andrew bc all the articles are guessing it is ⤷ foreverhozier: yes.

liked by people, pheobebridgers, and 2.4 million others

hozier: Two hearts met beneath a canopy of dreams, their love like gentle rain soaking the earth. With hands entwined, they vow to walk through the seasons together, planting seeds of hope and reaping the joy of a lifetime in bloom. 🤎

5.4.2024.

tagged - sincerelyy/n

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lorde: loved watching this love grow 🌷

mileycyrus: Y'all are so special to me. Sending you all the love and good vibes! Congrats!

noahkahan: Congrats on finding your way to each other. Best wedding ever!

cherrywinelover: holy shit we were right omg someone alert twitter lmaoo ⤷ heartstringsofhozier: already trending babe 😭

arianagrande: is this the real life?? we've all been waiting for this. so happy for you two. ⋆˙⟡ ♡

edsheeran: Wishing you a lifetime of happiness and amazing tunes along the way.

hozierupdates: i’m crying im so happy for you wow

billieeilish: u guys are cooler than i'll ever be. 🖤

selenagomez: The love and happiness in this post are contagious! ❤️ So happy for you both. Here's to a future filled with love and laughter! 🌟

muddybootsbabe: throwing up scratching the walls rn

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[faceclaimsity]