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a-rat-called-remus · 2 months
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Logan: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Remus: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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bottomloganagenda · 8 months
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I need to get over my writers block! Send me some smutty prompts/kinks and a ship (of two or three Sides) and I may write it
What I will write
Most things,( but I'll let you know if I'm uncomfortable with something or just can't, so I may just say I can't or won't Incase I just didn't know about or forgot to include something in my will not write list)
Any combo of sides
Threesomes
What I won't write
Top Logan
Non-con
Watersports (or anything similar)
Age-play
Feet stuff
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tobiasorangysin · 2 years
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Intrulogical Ship smut
18+ under the cut
Love making
Logan gently traced his thin fingers down Remus's chest, making him shiver in anticipation.  He smiled, his hand moving lower to lightly rub against Remus's hip bone, which earned him another moan. A smile grew on his face as Remus squirmed under him, trying to push up more but finding himself unable.
"Please..." He begged, his voice hoarse with want and need. "Be patient, love." Logan teased. He bent down over Remus and gently kissed him.
His kisses slowly moved from Remus's lips to his neck, nipping at the sensitive skin there before sucking a hickey into his collarbone. Logan heard Remus breath hitch in his throat and felt a small amount of pride.
His boyfriend was becoming more eager by the second and this was the result. He continued to kiss his way down Remus's neck, biting lightly on each side as he reached the base of Remus's Adam's apple, pulling away before kissing the soft skin there. Remus moaned in response.
"You look so beautiful tonight," Logan said softly as he ran his hand along Remus's body, feeling his lover shudder beneath him. Logan devilish smirk before leaning down again and trailing a wet trail of kisses along Remus's jaw. His tongue flicked out and ran around Remus's ear. His hand slipped inside Remus's pants and grasped Remus's erection.
Remus gasped loudly, bucking his hips upward. Logan chuckled and pulled back slightly to stare down at Remus. The man looked wrecked; sweat had gathered along his forehead and his eyes were closed tightly, his hair damp from arousal. Logan licked his lips and leaned down, capturing his lips in a deep and passionate kiss.
He pulled his mouth away just enough to speak, running his thumb along Remus's cock through his pants.
"You're doing so well for me." Logan praised, Remus looked away while his face turned a bright red. Logan, teasingly slow, pulled off their clothes. He casted them aside uncharacteristically. "You look so beautiful like this." Logan whispered out to Remus.
Remus let out a slow whine and bucked his hips.  Logan smirked as Remus glared softly. "More." He growled, looking up at Logan.
Logan tsked and trailed kisses down his lovers torso untill he got to his cock. Logan grasped it with a feather-light touch. 
Remus groaned loudly and tried to move his hips, wanting friction.  Logan stopped and raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend.
"Patience, love." Logan chastised playfully. He watched as Remus's face became flushed from the embarrassment that was now radiating off of him.
"Please...just..." Remus mumbled out. Logan gave him a playful grin and started to suck on Remus's cock, relishing his gasp as he did.
"I'll give you everything you want when I'm done." Logan promised before kissing his way back up to Remus's lips. Logan reached over to their nightstand and pulled out a bottle of lube.
He opened it and began to pour some onto his fingers. Remus stared at Logan in awe as he began stroking himself slowly, enjoying the sight of him touching himself. Logan glanced back at his boyfriend and saw the lustful expression on his face.
He grinned and slid two fingers into Remus before pumping them in and out repeatedly. Remus cried out as Logan hit his prostate.  He arched his back, digging his nails into Logan's shoulders, needing some kind of stimulation.
Logan could tell by his boyfriends pained noises that he wanted more than just finger fucking. He smirked and pressed one last finger into Remus before withdrawing his fingers and opening the bottle once more. He poured a decent amount of lube onto cock.
"Ready?" Logan asked. Remus nodded and bit his lip as Logan slowly slid his cock into Remus. He felt Remus tense slightly and sighed in contentment.
Logan pumped himself in and out slowly, watching as Remus writhed underneath him.
"Fuck." Remus hissed out quietly, his face flushed. Logan gave him a gentle smile before reaching around and grabbing his hand. Remus laced his fingers with Logan's and they both relaxed into each other. Remus forced himself to be patient.
The amount of pleasure this was giving Remus was something he never felt before. "Fuck! Hn.. Logan." Remus moaned loudly.
Logan felt his heart swell at hearing Remus call his name, loving every single sound he made. Remus gripped onto Logan tightly, whimpering out pleasured sounds every few seconds. Logan couldn't help but smile at the sight of Remus begging him to fuck him harder.
Logan knew that it wasn't easy to control yourself when your lover is doing such a thing to you.
Logan pushed harder and deeper inside Remus, causing a loud noise to erupt from Remus's throat. Logan smirked and pumped faster. They didn't have much longer until Remus would be coming.
Remus released a loud scream, his orgasm washing over him. He collapsed back onto the bed, panting heavily. Logan quickly came with Remus.
Remus panted harshly and hazely looked up at Logan. "That was amazing." Remus purred. Logan gently pulled out of him and kissed him. Logan layed beside Remus, who quickly curled up onto the others chest.
Remus was asleep in seconds.
Logan chuckled quietly, he ran his fingers through Remus's hair. It was going to be such a mess cleaning this up.
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pupplaylogan · 5 months
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Breedable Bitch (Intrulogical)
"I’d like to see you write Remus and Logan together with Remus calling Logan a Breedable bitch. If you’re alright with that. - 🌧️"
Ao3
Word/s: 528
Summary: top remus + bottom logan, scratching + slight blood, hair pulling, aggressive sex
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Remus pins Logan down by the shoulders, chest pressing uncomfortably into the couch. His ass is in the air and Remus is slamming into him— skin slapping with every thrust.
Logan's hands grip the couch cushion the best he can. Pressing his face down and panting hard, his chest heaves. His face is wet from sweat and his hair is plastered onto his skin.
Remus moves his hands away from Logan's shoulders and then he digs his nails into his upper back, slowly, tediously, dragging them down. Hard. Little beads of blood prickle up from the little lines.
Logan moans, muffled.
Remus grips his hips, continuing to fuck him as Logan's cock leaks and sways inbetween his legs. He bet he's bruising (and that thought has his cock twitching).
He's teetering on the edge.
Remus leans down over Logan, blowing hot breath against his ear. His mustache tickles his skin. He licks his ear before growling, "Aren't you my breedable, little bitch?"
Logan gasps.
He grips the cushion tighter in his fingers, eyes rolling into the back of his head. His mouth falls open in a silent moan, before they clank together, clenching. He groans. "Remus, oh fuck—."
He comes, legs shaking.
Remus laughs mockingly above him and his head spins.
"What? You like that? Do you like being my breedable bitch?" Remus asks, tone snide.
Logan doesn't respond. He's panting hard and drooling onto the couch. It pools beneath his mouth. His cock hits his stomach the harder Remus thrusts and he whines, overwhelmingly sensitive.
Fingers wind in his hair, pulling his head up with a sharp tug. Logan moans, wincing, both from the tug and awkward position. His mouth hangs open as drool runs down his chin.
"Answer me, bitch," Remus grunts. Logan moans again and nods the best he can.
"Yes, yes, yes," Logan chants.
"Yes, what?"
"I love being your bitch! Your breedable bitch!" Logan answers, squeezing his eyes shut.
Remus groans, dropping Logan's head and shoving his own into Logan's shoulder. A few more thrusts and he's coming in Logan. He shudders above him. Logan's cock weakly twitches and squirts out more cum.
(Remus spreads ointment across Logan's back, over the scratches— his scratches. His heart flutters in his chest, staring at the marks he put on Logan. He doesn't think he could stop the dopey smile on his face even if he tried.
Logan winces at the sting, but does his best to sit as still as possible.
Remus moves his fingers away, closing the jar, and wiping his hands on one of the random pillows. Logan turns around to face him, cupping his face and pressing a kiss to his mouth.
Much softer tham what they just finished doing.
Remus smiles at him, vibrating.
"Are you alright, love?" Logan asks, quietly.
Remus nods, running his hands up and down the sides of Logan's body. He starts rushing through questions. "Are you okay? Did I do too much? Did you like that? Was I too hard? Did I hurt you in a way you didn't like—"
Logan cuts him off with a shoosh and a finger to his lips.
"That was amazing, Remus.")
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sasiaucompetition · 2 months
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Prelim Round Poll
14. 100 Seconds to Midnight - @/never_the_rose (ao3)
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3. What you need - @/Anxiousgaypanicking (18+) (tumblr)
Propaganda:
100 Seconds to Midnight:
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Image ID: A screenshot that reads: It's Doctor Who, it's Sanders Sides, it's Lognice, it's Moceit! It has Remus! It has a super moving theme! What more could you want?
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What you need:
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Image ID: A screenshot that reads: I like it very much!! It's an ongoing intrulogical smut with the main character as Logan, a poor and in need of better income college student. What better way to get more money than by sugar daddy?
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pillowprinceroman · 7 months
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What's your favorite ship? :3
I like nearly every ship except intrulogical . i dont like logicality smut though idk why. brains weird
but my favs are
roceit, dukeceit, logince, dukexiety, prinxiety :3
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naminethewriter · 6 months
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I was tagged by @prince-rowan-of-the-forest! Thank you very much! 🥰 You can find their post here!
1: How many works do you have on Ao3?
92 as of yesterday 😎
2: What's your total Ao3 word count?
223,014 words
3: What fandoms do you write for?
Right now just Sanders Sides, though I have unfinished stories for both Kingdom Hearts and South Park and I am thinking of participating in a Professor Layton Big Bang.
4: What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Clyde can't handle that his best friend keeps secrets from him (South Park) - 496 kudos
After months of silence (South Park) - 254 kudos
Lookout (South Park) - 242 kudos
Always (Sanders Sides) - 184 kudos
Logan Tries Something New (Sanders Sides) - 179 kudos
I'm actually surprised that there are two Tss fics here, I was sure that they hadn't caught up to my South Park stories 😅 Apparently they have a lot more hits but aren't that far ahead in terms of kudos 🤔
5: Do you respond to comments?
Yes! I actually feel kind of weird when I don't do it... And I always like getting answers to my own comments 🥰
6: What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Oof, that's a hard question... I mean, it depends from which perspective, right? One of my South Park fics, I'll Give Up Everything For You, ended with Hell invading earth but the main characters are the instigators and happy together, while they doomed their town.
Then I have a few Hurt No Comfort stories like Who's the Liar Now? or Rare Lies Hurt The Most, though they're both quite short.
I guess the one with the most ambiguous and hurtful endings are appropriately closely named: Cursed (Dukeceit Werewolf story) and Cursed Woods (Roceit with forceful separation at the end).
7: What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Again, that's hard because that's most of them 😅 But without thinking about it too much, You're Not Alone an Intruloceit story with lots of hugs and comfort and a christmas party at the end 💙💛💚
8: Do you get hate on fics?
One time I got a comment telling me to kill myself under a South Park fic but apparently they went around commenting on a bunch of fics with that particular ship, so it wasn't really targeted at me. That was the only thing that I've got over the years.
9: Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
I don't, but maybe someday 🤷‍♀️
10: Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
I don't and I don't really like reading them either with very few exceptions.
11: Have you ever had a fic stolen?
If so, I'm not aware of it.
Question 12 has been lost to the ether...
13: Have you ever co-written a fic before?
I haven't, but I'd like to try someday ^^
14: What's your all-time favorite ship?
Considering that I just wrapped up the 4th ship week in a row for these dorks, Intrulogical all the way 💙💚
15: What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
How to manipulate a rebellion, a South Park story that I still very much like but I'm not active in the fandom anymore and have so many other stories I want to work on, so I doubt I'll ever get back to it... 😞
16: What are your writing strengths?
Heartfelt moments and dialogue, I think. Sincerity and simplicity as well, maybe.
17: What are your writing weaknesses?
I'm not good with poetic writing styles. I also often struggle with descriptions since I'm not much of a visual thinker.
18: Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
I think it can be a fun addition, depending on how much you include. Since I myself am not a native English speaker, I am often tempted to bring in some German. But it needs to be inserted in a way that even non-speakers of the language can understand.
19: First fandom you wrote for?
Kingdom Hearts! They were my first online obsession 🤭 If I had discovered fandoms earlier, I might have written for Wizards of Waverly Place.
20: Favorite fic you've written?
How could I ever choose? I actually really like most of my fics still and do reread them sometimes but I guess in terms of begin proud of how much work I put into it, Hurt No One Knew About might be my favorite of them so far.
Thanks again for the tag! This was fun but a lot of work 🤭
No pressure tags: @lost-in-thought-20, @lily-janus, @candied-peach, @mimssides, @starshard17
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Sometimes I'm sad about where I'm at in my life but also sometimes I'm writing Intrulogical smut and playing Skyrim and I'm like this isn't so bad
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Intrulogical and/or Logicality 🤔 for the ship ask game
THANK U!!!!!
intrulogical
What made you ship it?
do i even need to explain myself. like. they are literally so. and they. wtit was really the main source (to literally no one's surprise) i just. AGH.
What are your favorite things about the ship?
its perfect. theres tension, potential for angst and fluff, overall its just such a versatile ship. i also love that we get to see them interact a lot and will probably see them interact a lot more in the future!!!
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
i love smut just as much as the next person but we need more fluff w these two. LET THEM CHILL AND DO WACKY EXPERIMENTS!!!
logicality
Why don’t you ship it?
okay so fun fact, when i first joined the tss fandom when it was like. 2015 (dear god) i was a prinxiety/logicality shipper. but as i've spent more time in the fandom and the series has gone on and characters have grown, i much prefer these two as bestest buddy pals. i can totally see why someone would ship them, but it personally isn't my cup of tea.
What would have made you like it?
idk man. i have like straight up zero idea
Anything positive to say about it?
its an og and is still super cute!!!
SNED MORE ASKS!!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
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djs-horny-blog-lmao · 10 months
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yeah no worries I didn't see those pairings as ship pairings that Should Be Stuck To!! it's your story, that would be weird. they were more just, like, thematic counterparts that I thought were neat
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Oh yea no worries!! I didnt see it as an order. I liked ur thoughts :^]
I just. I lowkey came to resent the whole oh everythibg must be moceit-prinxiety-intrulogical vibe the fandom brought after a while. Well thats not As common as logicality-prinxiety-demus. And like i have no issues inherently w those ships at all. But. People insisting things were canon and shit. Insane
Idk im like. I dont watch the vids anymore i dont make fandom stuff anymore literally the only tss stuff i still write is smut and tbh thats so funny to me. I only go here to make em fuck nasty.
U didnt ask foe this much info but i m tiwwed i just got home from a concert
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anxiousgaypanicking · 8 months
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What You Need
Synopsis: Two days without eating and three without sleeping sounded like the normal schedule for college student Logan Berry. He’s in class all day and works all night just to barely pay off his rent every month. Constant bills leave little room for bare necessities, and it’s clear that his current lifestyle is very damaging. While looking for solutions, he comes across one that seems… mediocre at best, but he’s desperate. What is this solution? A sugar daddy.
Taglist: @witchesgetstitchesblog @book-limerence @romans-dull-creativity @seeyoube @dragonheart905 @some-distant-star @rr170 @nightweirdo @librowyrm
Part Seven
Masterlist
"Wake up, kitten," Janus coos, hands shaking Logan's body. Logan groans at the feeling, swatting Janus's hands away, before he turns over on the floor. 
He'd sacrificed his lackluster bed for Janus's comfort; the latter had been staying with Logan for a while, the two of them keeping each other company. There'd been little talk of the twins; they were more preoccupied asking each other odd questions and poking around the other's life out of sheer curiosity. 
"C'mon, kitten,"  Janus ushers, with more bite this time, "you can't stay asleep forever. Especially because you have somebody on the way." 
At this Logan perks up, grabbing his glasses from nearby and pushing himself to sit up, where he sees Janus waving his phone at him. A very clear message from Remus reads 'good morning kitten,' and Logan flushes as he pieces together why Janus was calling him such. 
"Janus! That's a complete invasion of privacy!" Logan exclaims, as he lunges forward in a desperate attempt to grab his phone. Janus holds it up and just barely out of reach. 
Janus cackles as Logan struggles to snatch it back, though Janus just pulls his arm away in response, teasingly waving the phone back and forth. 
"It's not my fault," Janus huffs, placing his other hand on his heart as though he's but a victim to be sympathized with. "If you don't want someone to read your messages, then you should put a password on your phone." 
Despite his words, he's grinning wide, and Logan frowns at Janus's solid point. 
Logan's never had much of a reason to have a password on his phone. He was never around people that would snoop. Not until now, apparently. 
Finally, with another laugh, Janus slowly lowers Logan's phone down and allows the latter to swipe it, musing to himself as Logan quickly reads over the texts, cheeks growing pink as they travel down the screen. 
Aside from the rather flustering good morning message, there's a second typical one that includes Remus begging him to come over, even though such a thing should have been assumed considering Logan's been coming over every weekend, sticking to the agreed-upon schedule he and Remus made on a whim. And every weekend Remus has fawned over the collar Logan's kept on, letting Remus choke him with it and mark him up around it. 
He really only takes it off to go to class. 
"I didn't look farther than those messages," Janus explains, as he pushes himself to stand. He grabs some of Logan's clothes from the small pile Logan has, and takes his time looking over the shirts, before settling on one. He casually takes his own shirt off, tossing it onto the floor and slides one of Logan's on. They're nearly the same height, and essentially the same size, with Janus being a little more average (while Logan was deathly thin). "Your phone kept lighting up, and it was bothersome." 
He pushes his hands above his head, stretching dramatically, before cracking his neck and grinning at the plethora of pops. 
Logan scoffs in response. It's more playful than genuine, as he know by now that even if Janus did read farther, he wouldn't be judged. At least, not outwardly. The teasing is just a little embarrassing. 
"That's not justification for betraying my trust," Logan huffs, which has Janus sticking his forked tongue out at Logan, before promptly moving on. 
"I was planning on going over there to spend some time with Roman today, so I'll drive you over there," Janus states, scratching at his stomach. "Take your time getting ready; we can leave whenever, but you know how Remus is. It's probably best to not keep someone so impatient waiting." Janus bends down to pinch Logan's cheek playfully, wiggling his face back and forth. "You want to be a good kitten for him, after all." 
Logan hits Janus's hand away, and frowns at him as Janus leaves the room, taking his time getting dressed and grooming himself before he heads into the small kitchen, where he sees Janus eating handfuls of cereal out of a box. He's sitting on top of the counter. 
"You should really get some more food," Janus comments, as he shovels more of the bland breakfast into his mouth. 
Logan bites his inner cheek. "I should." 
"You have so little for someone who has a bedside-drawer full of cash." 
Hands rubbing against each other, Logan looks a little uncomfortable. "I feel weird spending that money. I know it's mine, and I know I've technically worked for it, but being given so much of it at once feels weird. I feel strange even giving that money up for rent." 
Janus stares at him, before looking a little wistful. "I used to feel that way." He sets the box to the side after wrapping up the plastic bag inside, either content with the amount he's eaten or too distracted to think about eating any more.
Logan moves closer to him, raising an eyebrow. "What helped you get over it?"
"My materialistic tendencies," Jannus jokes, but upon receiving an unamused look from Logan, Janus sighs, and answers honestly. "Necessity. I was dying when I met Roman. I lived in a dinky little apartment just like this, with a window that wouldn't shut all the way and mold growing behind the fridge that didn't work. I'd go days without eating, and inhaling the tainted air was making me sick." 
Janus shifts his position, looking weirdly vulnerable. "This position was recommended to me by an old friend. Someone who used to work with Roman previously. They said they found a different job - an internship that would lead them somewhere they wanted to go - and that they knew I needed money." Janus touches the side of his face, rubbing his fingers over his discoloured skin. "I thought Roman wouldn't want me. Surely, men that rich would be picky, right?" 
"Thin and with vitiligo. Disheveled. A mess." Janus scoffs. "If Roman were smarter, I'm sure he would have seen me as someone easy to take advantage of, and I was fully prepared for that. To enforce boundaries, and to brace myself for the rejection that would come with my unwillingness to do horrific sexual acts." 
"And yet..." Janus trails off, staring at the cereal box, before turning back to Logan, who's staring at him with wide eyes. It makes Janus's eyes widen himself as he realizes he's veered off topic, and he laughs awkwardly as he shakes his head. 
"Sorry, it seems I got a bit off topic." Janus waves his hand back and forth, before settling back into his original thought. "The short answer as to how I got over it was the fact I was hungry, and I couldn't eat the money that was laying around, doing nothing. And when you spend a lot on food, you get more comfortable spending a lot in general." Janus flashes his own sparkly phone at Logan to get his point across, smiling proudly. "Plus, Roman would encourage me to spoil myself a little bit, and would crack open his wallet to allow me to do so. And it'd be rude to say no to an offer like that." 
It's meant to be interpreted as a joke, but Logan can tell that it stands as a true statement. 
"Maybe ask Remus to take you shopping some time," Janus suggests, as he grabs the box of cereal and tucks it back into the cabinet behind him. "Or ask Roman," Janus winks, "if you want to double your haul." 
"If you're going to advertise Roman so openly, you should at least be getting paid," Logan jokes, making Janus snort at the irony. He hops off Logan's counter, pulling on the latter's collar as he struts by him, making Logan choke and then huff as he stomps after Janus, playfully embarrassed. 
"It's cute you sleep in that," Janus teases, as they make their way out of the apartment. "Does Remus know?" 
Logan's surprisingly loose around Janus. Of course, they can bond over their... profession, but they have a lot more than that in common, too. 
Like apparently their backgrounds. Knowing now that Janus was living in poverty before finding Roman makes Logan feel a lot less embarrassed about his empty fridge, or a leash being hooked to his collar for a couple stacks of cash. 
"I'm sure he assumes," Logan replies, humming. "I typically have it on whenever he comes over, or when I go over there."
As they make their way outside, Logan's suddenly a lot more rigid and red as he thinks about his collar and leash, now fully focused on them thanks to Janus's little playful motion. Every weekend he'd gone over, Remus had been eager to choke his slender neck with the thick leash. He also fawned over the collar and it's entirety, constantly babbling about how cute Logan looks in it. Like a puppy! 
Or a kitten. 
It makes Logan tremble in anticipation as he imagines what they'll be doing today. Surely using the leash, right? 
Janus, being the gentleman he is, opens the passenger door for Logan, uttering "you should really have Remus get you a car, too," before he hops into the driver's side. Logan rolls his eyes as he gets in, fiddling with the accessory around his neck. 
"I assume you have plans with Roman," Logan begins, awkwardly, as he buckles in. Janus starts the car. "What are they?" 
Janus checks his blind spot, before backing the car up. "He wants to take me out to dinner. It's his favourite non-sensual activity. Usually." 
"Usually?" 
Janus looks over at Logan and grins. "Well, yeah. Usually, it's an innocent, pleasant evening, with nice food and red wine. But other times, Roman's calloused hand drags a little further up my thigh than what'd be deemed proper in an establishment like that, and he gives me the gentlest smile while playing rough with my body." He tells Logan all about his romantic evenings with Roman with dramatic intonation, as though he's reciting a simple story. 
And Logan's reactions are more than amusing, going red, looking away, fidgeting, until finally, as Janus begins to describe what goes on when they get back to the car, Logan finally tells Janus to stop talking, voice cracking with second-hand embarrassment brought on by his friend's casualty, and the mental image of Roman naked. 
After that, the ride is mostly quiet. 
Not in an uncomfortable way; it's more so just Logan being flustered into silence due to still being a bit unused to conversations like this. Even though he's been seeing Remus for a couple months now, it doesn't mean he's gotten more comfortable discussing such blatantly sexual things aloud. Especially with his newfound friend. 
Though, now that he and Janus casually hangout, they do bring up their respective daddies quite often. 
It was a previously embarrassing topic, but Janus was forward about Roman and what he's like, so Logan attempted to meet his level of openness in regards to Remus, and soon, most conversations about the twins were surprisingly lighthearted. 
Besides, sitting in the quiet was something both of them quite like. Neither of them find it tense or anything; just comfortable. 
It's a short drive, and once they pull up to the mansion, the gates open for Janus's car, and he heads up the driveway. A servant opens Janus's door for him, and another opens Logan, and both of them politely thank the persons before heading inside. 
And almost immediately, that comforting silence is disrupted. 
As soon as the door is opened, both of them are overwhelmed by a very loud, dramatic cry of Logan's name, before there's a blur rushing towards him, and Logan's being swept up by Remus. Remus is squeezing Logan hard enough for Janus to mutter a comment about Logan looking like one of those eye-popping keychains, which makes Remus laugh as he kisses the side of Logan's face. 
Finally, after an utterance of "Remus... can't.... breathe-" from Logan's mouth, he's dropped back to the floor, Remus smiling wide. 
Logan bends over to catch his breath, panting hard, while Janus snorts. 
"You almost killed him," he jokes, looking between Logan's struggling frame and Remus's happy vibrations, as he rocks on his feet excitedly.
"I can't help it!" Remus responds, before reaching forward to grab Logan's face, squishing his cheeks. "He's just so cute!" He kisses the bridge of Logan's nose, before actually addressing Logan now, stating "I've missed you so much." 
Logan smiles, but is quick to point out "you literally saw me last weekend. You've seen me every weekend." Not to mention the fact that they text at least once a day, usually due to Remus suddenly asking a random, insignificant question out of nowhere, and a conversation spiraling regarding Logan's answer. 
Remus just rolls his eyes at Logan's logic though, and moves his hands from Logan's face to his hips, pushing Logan back against the door they just walked through. His lips are quick to press against Logan's, kissing him intensely and effortlessly sliding his tongue past Logan's lips as though doing so is a daily routine. 
Sloppily, Remus sucks on Logan's tongue, dramatically moaning, before pulling away briefly to pant like an excited puppy. 
Logan is extremely red, but it makes his chest feel warm that Remus obsesses over him this much. It's nice enough to almost let himself melt into it and let Remus do whatever he wants with him right then and there, until Roman clears his throat, causing Logan to push Remus away and hide his face in embarrassment. 
Backing up to give Logan some space, Remus grins over at Roman - who's approached the group in a very flashy suit and tie - and Janus, who looks incredibly amused. 
"Ahem," Roman clears his throat, looking between Logan and Remus, as Logan very slowly peels his hands away from his eyes. "Excuse me. The two of you might want to just suck face all day, and honestly that's fine with me, but preferably do it somewhere that doesn't block the door." Roman waves at Remus to shoo him back, as he leans over to Janus and whispers something in his ear, making Janus nod and head off away from the group. 
"My precious baby boy and I have dinner plans." Roman watches Janus leave with a smile, before crossing his arms over his chest, regarding the other two with arrogant playfulness.
"Dinner? It's still early," Logan states, as he watches Roman and Remus stare at each other. "When Janus said you guys were going to dinner, I assumed it'd be later." 
"The perfect time to go out to dinner is about four," Roman responds, dismissively. "And the place we're going to is about an hour away." 
"What is it?" 
Roman raises an eyebrow. "Hibachi. Since they'll be cooking in front of us, we'll be there a while, steadily eating foods as they're made. And I had plans to take him out to dessert, too, after we're done."  
Remus hums, hands patting against his sides, before he suddenly smiles. "I've got an idea! Why don't Logan and I join you and Janus for dinner tonight!" Remus slings his arm over Roman's shoulder, pulling him close and rocking him slightly. "My kitten needs something in that cute little tummy of his, anyway." 
Seeing them shoulder to shoulder, Logan can't help but notice they look remarkably different. They have the same face shape, the same nose, the same lips. But Remus's hair is a darker shade of brown, and his facial hair makes his face look differently structured. And they have completely different body types. 
They're both tall, sure, but Roman's muscular. He's soft and chubby when relaxed, and rather toned when he's flexing. He's also well groomed, and the hair on his arms (and Logan can assume the rest of his body hair) is a lighter brown, blending in surprisingly well with his tanner skin. 
While Remus's darker hair stands out against his paler skin. Having also seen Remus naked, Logan knows he's rather hairy in general. 
Honestly, if he wasn't told they were twins, he probably wouldn't have guessed they were related. 
"Wow," Roman huffs, setting an offended hand on his chest. "Inviting yourself along on our date? Stop being such a third wheel." Roman pushes Remus off of him, sending him stumbling. But Remus laughs, having gotten his answer from that response. He knows his brother well enough to know that if Roman genuinely didn't want him to come, he would have gotten a blunt no. "What's next, you're going to invite yourself in on our sex too?" 
"It's not like I haven't before," Remus replies, with a wink towards behind Roman, where Janus's slender frame reappears, now dressed in a suit similar to Janus's, sans tie. He looks a bit stiff, but pulls it off well. 
Roman's cheeks go pink, but he scrunches his face up at Remus's words, before turning to Janus. 
"They want to third wheel," Roman whines, wrapping his arms around Janus's waist and pulling Janus's back against his chest. 
"Logan would come too," Remus replies, rolling his eyes, "so technically it'd be more like a double date." He wraps his arm around Logan's waist, squeezing him and pulling him away from the door. He leans over, as though he's going to kiss Logan's cheek, but licks it instead, making Logan gasp before wiping at his cheek, pushing away from Remus with a lighthearted "Remus, seriously?" 
Roman ignores them, lips hovering above Janus's ear. "It's up to you," he says softly, and Janus has to repress a shiver. 
"I'm okay with it," he says, shrugging, and pulling away from Roman. Roman's arms hesitantly fall, but he keeps a hand lingering on the small of Janus's back. "Just hurry up. I hate long drives; I'd rather we get going as soon as possible."
"You heard him," Roman says, nodding towards Logan and Remus. "Be quick. Ten minutes, and we're leaving." 
"Understood!" Remus is quick to sweep Logan off of his feet, carrying him bridal-style as he runs past the other two, bounding up the stairs, resulting in Logan's arms tightly wrapping around Remus's neck, squeezing worriedly. Remus is so fast that Logan's scared he'll be thrown across the hallway if Remus were to trip, but luckily, that theory's never tested. 
They reach Remus's room quickly, and the doors kicked shut behind them as Logan's tossed onto the soft bed. 
"Was that really necessary?" Logan asks, as he pushes himself to sit up, watching as Remus fusses through the crumpled clothes in his closet. "I'm sure Roman wasn't being serious." 
"I wouldn't put abandoning us past him," Remus replies, jokingly, as Logan suddenly hears the rustling of a garment bag, followed by Remus pulling it out of the closet with a grin. Inside, is a nicely pressed, navy blue suit, with a matching blue tie. It looks way to small to be Remus's. 
Remus, more slowly this time, moves towards Logan as he holds the suit out, avoiding eye contact. "It's for you," Remus states, as though that wasn't obvious. "I've been hoping to take you out to dinner sometime; this was just the perfect opportunity." 
Logan stammers as he stares at it, the bag being passed into his hands. He has many questions he'd like to ask, but the first one that comes out of his mouth is "how do you know my size?" 
Chuckling, Remus sits next to Logan, kissing his head. "You leave a lot of clothes over here," he responds, playfully. "Mostly because I send you home wearing my stuff." 
That was true. A majority of the clothes Logan has at his house are actually Remus's. Giant hoodies and baggy sweatpants, and some shorts that are tight on Remus and long on Logan. But with all of those, it surely means that their counterparts belonging to Logan are strewn somewhere in Remus's large closet. 
Logan's touched by the action, as his fingers trail over the garment bag. 
Such a gift must have been extremely expensive; it is an extremely nice suit. And it's incredibly generous of Remus to go out of his way to get one that fit Logan perfectly for the sole reason of wanting to take him out on a nice date. 
But... Logan's clothes aren't exactly nice. Despite his thin stature, a lot of his clothes were bought by his parents and moved over when he found an apartment. That means any growth spurts he hit afterwards were unaccounted for, and now a lot of his clothes aren't long enough for his body. Does... does that mean the suit might be a little too tight? He'd hate to waste Remus's money if that's the case. 
"Wow... thank you," Logan breathes, before clearing his throat. He can't even feel the fabric yet, but he already knows that the suit in his hands is a very nice material, but what else could he expect? 
His fingers fiddle with the zipper on the garment bag, before he glances up towards where Remus is standing over him, smiling at Logan's visible admiration. Logan flushes. 
"Could you maybe turn around?" Logan asks, cringing at the way his voice cracks. "So I can get dressed?" 
Immediately, Remus snorts, before full on laughing, grabbing Logan by the chin and gently wiggling his face back and forth. "Pfft- seriously, Logan? I've seen you naked plenty of times, and you've been depriving me lately! I'd love to have a private little strip show." 
His response makes Logan feel a bit stupid for not thinking about that. Usually, Remus strips him; he just didn't process him stripping himself as something equally as intimate. Mostly because he's so used to getting dressed in private. 
Upon no immediate response, Remus gently cups Logan's face. "Of course, you don't have to if you're uncomfortable. I'll actually turn around if you want me to." 
"No- no. It's okay." Logan laughs a little bit, trying to shrug away the weird bout of nervousness seemingly overwhelming his body. "You can't stay completely focused on me though; you still have to get dressed too, remember?" Logan fully pulls the suit out of the bag, standing as he lays it against the bed and gently spreading it out piece by piece. "We only have ten minutes." 
He smiles as he feels Remus's eyes on him, though his face burns as he pulls his shirt over his head, and his pants down his thighs. 
Remus's hands grope Logan's thighs, before trailing up his chest, just feeling. Nothing more, though Logan can tell that Remus is itching to go further. Unfortunately, they have a time limit, and after a few seconds of touching, Remus pulls away. 
It makes Logan pout a bit, missing Remus's warmth the moment it's gone. He admittedly likes the hungry and obsessive way that Remus regards his nude body, and he could only imagine Remus's eyes eating his seminude body up the same way, though his boxers prevented any complete viewings of what Remus outwardly proclaims are his favourite parts of Logan. 
But the touches and the looks do a lot to Logan, and he finds himself having to actively repress his arousal. He'll suffer is he has to sit in the back of a limo repressing a hard on next to his best friend. 
He takes his time pulling the suit on, focusing on trying to make himself look as nice as possible in order to distract himself from the longing he experiences when he hears Remus retreat into his closet. 
He's never actually worn a suit before - not one of this caliber, at least, and so struggles a little bit pulling it on. But he eventually works it out, and looping the tie is the easiest part. 
As he tightens the tie, Remus slips from his mind, and instead he's thinking about the soft inner lining of the button up and the looseness of the suit jacket. Anything too tight or itchy would have made him uncomfortable, but he feels silly for assuming Remus wouldn't get him something extremely comfortable.  
And, more so, everything fits perfectly. Not too tight, and not too small. 
He looks around, and catches a view of himself in a full length mirror. Feeling a bit conceited, Logan approaches it, observing how strange he looks. Sure, he dresses nice, but he's sure he's never looked this nice. He looks respectable. Like an authority figure. 
If his hair was less disheveled and he was a bit taller, he was sure he could lead a company one day. 
Dressing like this feels right, but thinking about it feels wrong. Because this isn't actually is. He didn't do anything deserving of it. With his fantasies, he's literally sleeping his way to the top? How dare he have sex fand then believe himself to be anything more than the struggling man that he is-?
Logan suddenly jumps as Remus sneaks up behind him, hands firmly grabbing Logan's waist. He completely missed Remus's frame waltzing into view of the mirror. 
"You look good," Remus purrs, starting to reach his hands up Logan's suit jacket, and pouting when Logan stops him. 
"The others are probably getting impatient," Logan says, tilting his head back to look up at Remus, who looks down at him happily. "The others aren't going to want to wait any longer than they have to. And I wouldn't put it past Janus to have started complaining about the wait by now."
Logan then pulls away, and turns to face Remus rather than just staring at his reflection. He gets ready to insist they're ready to leave now, not wanting to be an inconvenience to the other two, but his words die on his tongue the moment he sees Remus. 
Remus is fully dressed in his own nice suit, though the top button of his button-up is undone, and his tie isn't even tied. Just loosely hanging on either side of his collar. His pants fit tight to his body but flare around the ankles, and the bright green socks Logan can only see a sneak of makes him smile as they're otherwise tucked into slick black dress shoes. 
Part of him doesn't know how Remus got dressed so fast, but Remus must be used to this. Logan can only assume he has a lot more experience dressing nice. 
But... damn, he's never seen Remus look so formal before. He stares, heat traveling to his face, not even realizing how cartoonishly horny he looks just by his facial expressions alone. 
Remus snickers. "What? You're looking at me like you're lusting over something, but I'm showing less skin than I normally do. Does modesty turn you on?" His teasing words fall on deaf ears, as Logan itches to both tie Remus's tie for him, and pull it off his body entirely. His hands run over Remus's chest, stopping just shy of Remus's exposed chest. 
Remus raises an eyebrow. "Don't we have somewhere to be?" he asks, watching the way Logan's eyes go wide and he pulls away, flustered. 
"Yeah. Yeah, we should probably head back downstairs." Logan's embarrassed of the way his voice cracks, but Remus pays it no mind, simply smiling and sliding his arm back around Logan's waist, leading him down to the other two. 
Roman and Janus look to be playfully bickering, but look up when they see Remus and Logan coming into the room. Janus wolf whistles, while Roman playfully rolls his eyes. 
"If you didn't have a cute piece of eye-candy with you, I'd scold you for taking so long," Roman huffs, leaning down to run his knuckle down the length of Logan's face. Logan flushes at the attention, but otherwise glances towards Janus, who seems amused by Roman's affection. "You're lucky Logan's pretty." 
Remus grins wide, shoving his hands into his pockets. "And you're lucky you're not within kicking distance." 
Roman sticks his tongue out in response, backing up from the two of them further before moving back to Janus's side, dramatically declaring "at last, we leave!" with a wave of his hand. It makes Janus chuckle, and even Logan can't help smiling wide. 
The four of them climb into the familiar back of the limo, Roman and Janus on one side, and Remus and Logan sitting across from them. 
The car starts up shortly after the door is shut behind them, and Roman's quick to reach for a small cooler next to the seats. Opening it, he pulls out a few chilled bottles of wine, and some wine glasses. He offers one to Janus, who takes it almost immediately, before offering one to both Remus and Logan. 
Remus glances at Logan, noticing his hesitance. 
"If you're uncomfortable with me drinking, I won't," Remus states, voice surprisingly soft. "Roman, Janus and I enjoy a glass or two casually sometimes. It won't make us drunk, or even the slightest bit tipsy, but I understand you might be more comfortable if you were assured there wasn't even a chance." 
With the other two eyeing him, Logan feels a little hesitant answering, before he waves Roman away, declining his own glass. 
"You can drink," Logan says, folding his hands in his lap. "If you end up drunk though, I'm going home." 
He has no idea how he'll get home, of course, but he's not going to have sex with Remus if Remus is drunk. That wouldn't be okay. 
Remus wiggles his eyebrows in response, snorting right after. "Please. getting drunk isn't worth losing a night of intense fun with my Logan."  
As goofy of a reaction as it is, Remus so casually giving up a night of drinking just for his comfort makes Logan feel a bit flustered. Special, even! 
Though, Logan shouldn't necessarily be surprised; Remus makes him feel special rather often, especially since Logan doesn't have the highest of standards. Like getting him an entire suit for example! That made Logan feel special. 
Despite not quite knowing how much Remus values a little indulging swig of wine every now and again, Logan still appreciates the fact Remus is willing to avoid drinking in order to keep him comfortable even though Logan still expressed comfortability if Remus still were to drink. 
And Remus pauses, giving Logan an extra moment to take back his words and say that he actually would prefer if Remus doesn't, before smiling when Logan nods. He stretches his arm out, and Roman leans forward, pouring wine out into Remus's cup. Roman fills it halfway - the silky red wine splashing against the outer edges of the crystal-clear glass - and Remus raises the glass to his lips. 
He tilts his head back as he takes a long drink. 
It reminds Logan of how smooth of a ride this is. A single bump and the red would stain the pure white of Remus's clothes, and yet he doesn't seem to fear such a thing. Nor does Roman. 
Even though they definitely have enough money to replace the suits, Logan's sure that the idea of turning around, changing, and then driving to the restaurant again would bother them - Roman at least - would be enough to deter them from potentially ruining their pristine and formal looks. And yet, they're confident enough in their ride to drink casually, and talk even more so. 
There's soft, pleasant chatter for a moment, both of the twins focusing on their respective baby, which means it doesn't take long for Remus to get handy. 
He wraps an arm around Logan's waist and kisses the side of his head as though it's a casual action. His lips have been in much more inappropriate places, and yet as they linger against Logan's temple, Logan feels just as breathless as he did when they were between his thighs. 
Rather meekly, Logan glances upwards, and when Remus pulls away to look back at him, he's smiling. 
"Would you like to try some?" Remus asks, a bit teasing with his tone but otherwise genuinely offering. He lowers his glass down to Logan, tilting it slightly and allowing Logan to observe the glossy liquid as it rushes to the sides, splashing slightly and dotting the rim of the glass with beads of bright red.  
"You don't have to, of course," Remus adds, nonchalantly, "but if you're curious, I'd be willing to offer my glass up for a taste. Unless you'd like me to take a drink and then push it into your mouth." He winks at that last bit, making Logan both flush and cringe at the idea.
"No thanks," Logan replies, with a wave of his hand, before hesitating. After a moment, he specifies "to that last part, I mean."
"So you want a drink?"
"Maybe a little." Logan fidgets with his hands in his lap. He's not necessarily dying to know what expensive wine tastes like, but Janus is already being poured a second cup, and Roman's nearly there as well. It does a lot to fuel his curiosity. 
Remus passes his glass to Logan, who stares at the liquid for a few seconds, before actually bringing the glass to his lips and taking a very ginger sip. 
It's completely experimental, and Logan doesn't have much of a reaction at first, before he just shrugs, and hands the glass back. 
"It's nothing special," is Logan's first response, and after being met with a dramatic gasp from Roman, he snorts. "It just tastes like bitter juice. Who would want to drink bitter juice?" 
"A lot of people," comes Janus's response, as he tilts his glass towards Logan. "For a lot of reasons. Not everyone drinks for the taste; some do, of course, but others drink for the buzz it gives them. Boosts of confidence and impulsivity." Janus takes a drink. "Furthermore, it's an acquired taste." 
"I remember my first sip of wine," Roman shudders, as he sticks his tongue out dramatically. "I swore I'd never drink it again! And yet, I eventually circled back around to it due to being forced to attend many 'high-end social events.'" Roman makes dramatic air quotes, rolling his eyes. Janus is paying close attention to what he's saying, while Remus looks more... lost in thought. Regardless, Roman continues. "It loosens people up; makes them less uptight. Business men are a lot nicer to be around when they're drunk on more things than just their social stature. Or when you're too incapacitated to process what they're saying." 
"I never liked those events," Remus comments offhandedly. 
Roman suddenly looks very somber, lips pressed into a thin smile. "Neither did I." 
The rest of the drive to the dinner is mostly silent, with little murmurs here and there. Roman and Janus get into a playfully heated whisper-argument, while Remus finishes his glass of wine and then tucks it into a different compartment to the left of him. His fingers dance lightly over Logan's sides, simply petting his body, fidgeting with him subtly to help pass the time. 
When they eventually pull up to the restaurant, Janus lets out a dramatic "finally!" before huffing at Roman making him wait to eat. 
Roman laughs in response, helping Janus out of the car chivalrously and apologizing through a barrage of kisses. 
Remus waits for the two of them to move away from the limo, before he's hopping out and very mockingly doing a similar thing with Logan, helping him out of the car before dramatically scooping him up and putting on a playfully fancy voice as he echoes Roman's over-the-top apologies. He laughs when Roman gets jokingly offended and pushes his shoulder. 
Despite only doing it to be funny, Remus doesn't bother to set Logan down after picking him up, happily carrying him into the restaurant instead. It has Logan feel a mixture of flustered, and nervous. 
Even from the outside of the restaurant itself, and the cars in the parking lot, Logan can tell that Roman extremely undersold just how high-end this place was. 
What if - because he's being carried in - people give him weird looks? 
Normally, he's not one to care about public appearance, but he doesn't want to be the odd one out in this situation. He's not just at the grocery store or in a lecture hall; he's walking into a restaurant where an entrée might cost him an entire months rent. Furthermore, he's seemingly the only one here who's never dined at a place like this. Glancing at Janus, Logan notices him tugging some of his discolored skin behind his hair, trying to minimize the patches as much as possible, and fixing his posture. 
Logan narrows his eyes, a confused expression on his face, but gets too distracted by the doors to the restaurant opening to remember his train of thought. 
As soon as they're in the lobby, Remus sets him back on his feet, bending slightly and murmuring a quiet "you okay?" into Logan's ear. It's one of the rare moments where Logan detects nothing but sincerity in Remus's voice. It makes him simultaneously shiver and flush. 
"I'm fine," Logan whispers in response, as his hand instinctively searches for and clasps around Remus's. "Just... a bit out of place." 
It's not that he doesn't know how to act formal; he's always been extremely polite and respectful to those who deserved it, and growing up he was told constantly that he was so mature and well-mannered, especially compared to the other kids who always seemed too immature for Logan's liking. But that was in places like schools. This wasn't a school. Here, he couldn't puff his chest out and tilt his chin up and pretend to be something he wasn't. He can't pretend to be worth something. 
"You'll be fine," Remus assures him, a sudden, lighter air to his voice. "I think you fit right in! In your fancy little suit and tie." Remus's voice is teasing as he fixes the folds on Logan's suit, smoothing it out afterwards. "And even if you don't, I dress the way I do for a reason." 
"You like being weird?" 
Remus chuckles. "Close. I like attention." He winks, grinning at Logan's confusion. 
A hostess greets them, telling them they'll be seated momentarily and leaving the four of them with the mouth-watering smell of freshly made shrimp, steak, noodles, and piles upon piles of melted butter. When she leaves, Remus wraps a tight arm around Logan's waist, and waves his arm out to the people seated at tables. 
"Even going out when I was younger, I realized that unless you stand out in a room, then your social status doesn't matter. All of these bald-headed, big-breasted, billionaire philanthropists look the same! Old, white, and in the process of rotting." Remus fidgets with his collar, closing his eyes playfully as he gives a mockingly smug look. "I, on the other hand, am young, dumb, and not well-groomed. I can't even tie a tie for fucks sake!" 
His loud proclamation makes a few heads turn his way. Logan watches the way these elitist patrons look Remus up and down, and then turn to each other to whisper. Narrowed eyes and secretive body postured, followed by more glances his way. 
It makes Logan suddenly feel really... vindictive. 
Before he can scrunch his nose up in disgust, Remus squeezes his sides, as if sensing his sudden distaste. 
"Don't worry; they'll probably never see me again," Remus responds, shrugging. "And that's kind of the point. But maybe, just maybe, they'll think about me. Some hot-shot man with the bright socks and long hair..." Remus drifts off, before laughing again, this time more huskily. "But boy - oh boy! - is it fun to imagine their shock and surprise when they realize I'm the heir to one of the largest fortunes in the country. The world even!" 
"So... you like the irony?" 
Remus shrugs again. "I guess. I just like being perceived as an anomaly. Something you'll randomly remember during a Thanksgiving dinner; a story you'll tell around the campfire. Some how, some way, my presence will persist. And in another way, it'll exist without being tied to money." 
Though Remus is normally eccentric and strange, such beliefs and reasoning actually leaves Logan rather speechless. Remus's answers leave Logan feeling a bit silly, but overall more comfortable. It's not enough to rid him of his anxiety entirely, but it does assure him that it'll be hard to stick out when Remus will be sopping up a lot of the attention. 
The hostess comes back to them, holding an armful of menus as she waves them forward and escorts them to an open grill. They're seated in four seats directly in front of the grill, leaving two other seats on either side of them. Roman sits on one end, Janus next to him, Logan next to Janus, and Remus on the other end. 
Janus glances at the four empty seats remaining at the grill. "I hope these aren't going to be filled," he utters, scrunching his nose up at the idea of sitting in anyone else's company. 
"I don't think anyone will want to sit with us," Roman replies in a half-comforting, half-teasing manner. "Not after Remus's previous display." 
Remus leans back on his chair, the front legs coming up off the floor. "All I did was mention I didn't know how to knot a tie." 
"Very loudly," Roman huffs. 
"Chill out, Princey," Remus snorts, rolling his eyes, and waving his hand dismissively. "I'm sure people won't want to sit with us for reasons other than me. Though, I am pretty good at repelling people." Remus winks towards Janus in order to further assure him no one will sit with them. Logan can't help smiling at the exchange. 
The front legs of Remus's chair suddenly hit the ground hard as he moves instead to hunch over his menu. 
Logan decides to follow suit, but one glance at it and he feels like he's been punched in the gut. 
The cheapest thing on the menu was almost fifty dollars. For just one item! That means, for each of them, it'd be about two hundred dollars, if not more!
A sudden nudge in his side has Logan looking up, wide-eyed. 
"Did you read what it comes with?" Remus asks him, glancing between Logan's surprised face and the menu. 
Logan looks stupidly back at the list, before shaking his head. 
"Remus, it's too much money." 
Remus scoffs. "It's fifty dollars. Read what a normal entrée comes with." 
"But-"
"Logan." Remus's voice is a bit louder, and Logan feels a cold chill run through him. "Please, just look at the menu. Read what a typical entrée comes with."
Logan turns back to the menu, looking over it. Shrimp entrée... comes with soup, salad, noodles, rice, shrimp, more shrimp, vegetables, and ice cream. Logan re-reads it, but the words don't change. 
All of that... for fifty dollars? 
"It's a lot of food," Logan begins, as he fiddles with the menu, "but it just... doesn't feel worth it to me." 
"Maybe the portion sizes will change your mind," Remus replies, smirking towards Logan, before turning back to his own menu. Logan stares at him for a few minutes, before he sets his menu down against the table, and folds his hands in his lap. He stares straight ahead for a moment, before he slowly leans to the side, and against Remus. And from his position he can't see it, but Remus smiles. 
A waiter comes over after a short while, asking about their drinks, and what dressing they'd like on their salad, of which being ginger or ranch. Then, they leave, preparing to get the group their starters and leave them time to decide on an actual meal. 
There's some murmuring, and everybody showing each other the menu, until eventually, the waiter comes back with their sodas and water, and sets down individual salad and soup bowls in front of each of them. Then, they move on to actually ordering, starting with Roman and Janus. 
Both of them order effortlessly, prepared for each question, not caring about what they order or how much they specify. Questions are answered with little hesitation, and as Roman orders steak and chicken, and Janus orders scallops, Logan rethinks his own order.   
But when the waiter turns to Logan, he's able to mimic what Roman and Janus were doing. He knows what he wants, at least, to some degree, so he just says that. 
He does end up settling on the shrimp entrée, deciding it sounds the most appetizing, though the waiter then lists off a few substitutions or additions. Logan shifts in his seat, doubting his ability to eat the one entrée as is, but orders a couple of the add-ons anyway, feeling encouraged by a firm squeeze to his thigh. And then the waiter moves on.
Once they've all ordered, conversation strikes back up. Janus and the twins are no strangers to this place, from the looks of it, leaving Logan to stare at the large metal grill in front of him.
His hands reach up to fiddle with his tie. At least that was familiar to him.
He'd wore a tie throughout school, always paired with a nice polo, to make himself look a bit presentable. To him, the actions of tying and tightening one were second nature. But as Logan sneaks a glance at Remus, he sees the tie loose around Remus's collar once more, as if it was cursed to never stay tied.
Logan feels his cheeks heat up.
He quickly tears his eyes from Remus's body, and taps his fork against his plate.
Something about Remus looking so nice, and yet so messy was making his gut twist. Logan knows Remus enough by now to see he's completely out of his element in the dressing department, and yet that only adds to Logan's attraction. He looks so awkward and unkempt, even when all dressed up, and Logan wants to sneak off with Remus until his own suit is as equally peeled away and wrinkled.
Snapped out of his thoughts by an arm in front of his face, a bowl of salad and soup are then set in front of Logan.
"Miyabi soup," Remus whispers under his breath, as Logan stares at the brown broth and floating mushrooms. He then gets a bit louder and looks over at Roman, and the other end of the table. He looks between the bowls, before waving over a waiter and motioning to his soup. "I think they forgot my spoon."
"A chirirenge," Logan corrects, as he dips his own chirirenge into the soup. When Remus just stares at him, Logan clears his throat and clarifies "the 'spoons' they handed us for the soup are more commonly called chirirenge. A chirenge is a fallen lotus petal, and the spoons are shaped like them."
"Ah," Remus replies, as he nods his head, before turning back to the waiter. "Can I have a chirirenge? For my miyabi?"
The waiter smiles, nods, and walks off to go grab one.
"Where'd you learn that?" Roman then asks, causing Logan to turn his head. He forgot they were there. And honestly, he forgot where he learned such a fact.
He shrugs, bringing his chirirenge to his mouth and taking a curious sip of the soup. He licks his lips. Surprisingly, it was really good. He didn't experiment a lot with foods growing up; he knew what he liked and he often gravitated towards those things, but this was definitely delicious.
"I think I read it in a book once," Logan then adds, as he takes in some more of his soup.
When the waiter comes back, Remus gets right to eating his own soup, noisily slurping up all the mushrooms, and downing the broth in a matter of seconds. Logan's last to finish it, and while everyone else decides to begin eating their salads, Logan just stares at is. He knows a lot more is coming; he needs to save as much space in his stomach as he can. 
Logan only gets a few bites of his salad in before a chef comes over. He's wearing a tall black hat, and a cheery smile. 
He asks how everyone's doing, and the group give a mixture of responses. He nods, and then reads their orders back to them, making sure everything's correct. And after getting their affirmations, he smiles and seems to start up the grill. 
He starts first with oil, which he squirts out of a bottle, and then uses a lighter to set the grill aflame. Giant flames soar towards the ceiling, and warmth immediately assaults Logan's face. He has to close his eyes and turn his head away from the shock, but when the heat calms down, Logan sees the flames have simmered down and the grill is now sizzling with more oil being poured onto it. Following this, the chef cuts off a large slab of butter from an even larger pile of it, and drops it onto the grill, smoothing it over until it melts and lubricates the hot surface. 
Logan then watches as the chef pours over a bowl of veggies, chopping up zucchini and onions, and mixing them in with broccoli. They're stirred, sauced, and then left to cook for a few minutes. 
That is, until, he balances a small piece of zucchini on the end of a large knife. He nods towards Roman with a smile, who grins in return. 
Logan's left watching, confused, as the chef lifts his knife up and tosses the piece of zucchini into the air, with Roman catching it in his mouth. He chews, happily, as the chef then motions to Janus the same way. But Janus simply smiles politely and shakes his head. Then the chef moves towards Logan. 
Logan also shakes his head, dismissing the offer. 
Remus accepts the challenge, though, and catches a piece in his own mouth, which he happily munches on after catching. 
The rest of the onions and broccoli are sliced over once more, before they're tucked under a large metal bowl, probably to steam. 
Then, a bunch of pale noodles are placed onto the grill, and once again drowned in oil and soy sauce. They're flipped and dragged across the grill, mixing them all in with the different sauces and flavors, before those are left to cook as well. 
Roman and Janus talk, but Logan's too busy focusing on the food. There are so many noodles, and Logan has no idea how they're going to be split between the four of them. Surely, four portions would still fill each of their plates completely! Logan can't help looking between the cooking noodles and his large plate. 
The noodles are the first thing portioned. They're scooped up, and set on everybody's plate individually, with ginger and something called yum-yum sauce being poured into little saucers and handed out afterwards. 
Logan watches as Remus immediately pours the yum-yum sauce onto his noodles and mixes them in, while Janus dips his fork into the sauce and then uses it to twirl up some noodles, blowing on them briefly, before eating them happily. Roman's the only one who doesn't immediately douse his noodles in the dipping sauce, but Logan's sure he's saving it for something else. 
Carefully, Logan wraps some noodles around his fork, before eating them normally first, just to taste them. And as soon as they hit his tongue, Logan lets out an innocent moan, eyes fluttering shut at the delicious taste. They're flavorful and just a bit salty, and the texture is heavenly between Logan's teeth. And when he tries it with the yum-yum sauce? It's amazing.
Remus nudges Logan as Logan shovels another bite into his mouth. 
"It's great, right?" he asks, with some of the creamy orange sauce dripping down his chin. "I know it's a lot, but there's still more to come. If you want to try a little bit of everything, I suggest you slow down." 
The veggies are moved back to the center of the grill, and mixed around with a little more butter, before a hefty amount is scooped up and once again dumped onto each plate. Logan has to hurry to push his noodles to the side of the plate to make room for the vegetables, which once again cover that entire area. 
This time, as Logan stabs a piece of broccoli onto his fork, he has no hesitation dipping it into the yum-yum sauce. 
The broccoli falls apart in his mouth, soft and buttery, with the sauce only amplifying the overall flavors. It's so good. 
Remus looks less delighted at the delivery of vegetables, stabbing at them with his fork half-heartedly. He picks out the zucchini and only eats that, shoving everything else away from his noodles, which he goes back to eating as soon as the zucchini is gone. He then scoops the rest of his vegetables onto Logan's plate, creating a small mountain of veggies. 
While they've been eating their veggies and noodles, the chef has placed pieces of meat on the grill. Steak and chicken were set aside to cook, while the scallops and shrimp were focused on. Butter is slathered over everything, and they're cooked until the smell of the meat is wafting over all of them, making them all drool over their much waited main course. 
Roman and Remus's plates are completely empty by the time their meats are served up. Janus has eaten most of his noodles, and Logan looks like he hasn't touched his at all. He's just been eating slow - really savoring the taste of expensive food, but he might have been eating a little too slow. 
Shrimp is dumped onto his plate after a moment, and Logan stares at it. 
Then, white rice is turned over onto the grill, as well as some eggs and chicken. The eggs are chopped and cooked before being mixed in, soy sauce is added, and the chicken is cooked and then stirred into the now-brown rice as well. 
The rice is scooped into bowls, and set in front of each of them. 
More food. On top of everything else he was already given. Plus, they still have dessert on the way. 
Logan's half tempted to groan as he thinks about everything that's been presented to him. The salad and soup were filling enough, and now he has enough food to last him another week or two if he portions it right!
After everyone's been delivered their food, the chef nods his head and smiles, preparing to walk off with his cart of uncooked foods and butter, but both Remus and Roman stop him. 
Both of them pull out their wallets and hand bills directly to the chef, who tucks it both into his apron, and into his hat comedically, before thanking them repeatedly and walking off, significantly more cheery. And then the twins turn back to their food, going back to eating completely casually. 
Once Logan finishes the bulk of his main course ("bulk" meaning just barely half, leaving him with a surplus amount of veggies, noodles, rice, and a few scarce pieces of shrimp), he takes a moment to lean back against his seat. He lets out a soft, pleasant groan under his breath, as he wraps his arms around his stomach. 
He pushed himself to eat more than he normally would, but his stomach isn't very big due to eating so little so often. He definitely has the most left over on his plate, but he's not complaining. He knows that if he keeps going, his stomach is going to end up aching. Plus, this way, he has some extras for the next few days! 
He's almost tempted to begin portioning his food right here, but he supposes he can do that when he gets home instead. 
It reminds him of when Remus bought him chili, though. 
This isn't that exact situation; they're out eating, as opposed to in the twin's mansion, but it was still Remus ordering him food, and him being hesitant. He was newer to this "sugar daddy" stuff then, but that doesn't mean he feels any less out of place here and now. 
And that brings him to the snacks! And Remus pulling Logan into his lap. 
Remembering such things make him feel flustered yet again, something that isn't new by any means, especially tonight, but causes him to draw his attention to Remus's attire once more. 
For some reason, he's been zoning out and staring at Remus throughout the entire evening. 
He knows Remus is attractive. He's found Remus attractive - and albeit a bit off-putting - upon first meeting him, but there's something about tonight that's made it harder for Logan to focus. And Logan's not blind, so after staring at Remus for a few minutes, he realizes what he's enjoying so much. 
Remus somehow managed to make sloppy formal wear look... incredibly hot. 
It's not a look Logan would assume Remus could normally pull off. Admittedly, he knows he likes looking classy and respectable, but Remus, despite being rich, dresses in baggy, torn, and brightly coloured clothes that clash more often than not. 
And yet, here he is in a nice suit, with his tie loose and undershirt unbuttoned, and Logan can feel himself starting to sweat. 
As Remus talks to Roman and Janus, his hand squeezes Logan's thigh. It's absentmindedly rubbing and squeezing at the muscle, and unintentionally working Logan up as Logan loses his train of thought while staring at Remus's chest. 
Neither of them notice the way Janus's eyes flicker between them, or how he snorts as he turns towards Roman, motioning between the two and whispering, interrupting Remus (who doesn't notice, as he's talking to the air at this point).
Of course, he's fine with Remus and Logan tagging along on his and Roman's date, but he's not going to pass up the opportunity to get some alone time. 
Roman clears his throat in order to get Remus's attention, who blinks and then turns to look at him. "Forgive me for being so rude, brother dearest, but I do believe you have yourself an... admirer," Roman points out, smugly. He gestures towards Logan, who's still so wrapped up in staring that he's oblivious to the conversation happening around him. 
Though, Logan does blink and glance up as Roman's words process in his head, looking up at Remus and stumbling out "huh... who...?" before going bright pink as he realizes Remus is staring down at him with a grin. He glances to the side, and flushes darker when he sees Janus and Roman staring at him too. 
Of course they all caught him staring! He didn't think he'd been staring for that long, but everyone else seems to think he was staring a little too persistently. 
He looks down at the table, hoping to spare himself some of the humiliation, but Remus is sitting next to him, so the odds of that are slim. 
"See something you like?" Remus muses, as he grabs Logan's chin and pulls it upwards, forcing eye contact. Logan stammers at the question, but feels his body lighting up. He's getting excited, and even though this is an inappropriate situation to be feeling so hot in, he can't help it!
"You," Logan stutters, which earns a rather amused laugh from Remus. His hand travels further up Logan's thigh, which makes Logan laugh out of embarrassment and pull away slightly. 
"We're in public," Logan insists, though he's not stopping Remus. 
He watches Remus look up, and then around, before spotting something nearby. He then turns back to Logan and responds with "we won't be for long," before he's grabbing Logan's hand and pulling him away from the table. Sure, they might miss their ice cream, but it was a small price to pay. 
Remus worms them through crowds of servers and guests, and gets them to the bathroom, where he shoves them inside and locks the door behind them. It's small, and intended for just one person, but that's okay. They'll make due. 
Remus grabs a bottle of lube from his pocket, and sets it on the little sink near them, as if alluding to Logan what will occur later. 
Then, in a swift tug, Logan's pants are being pulled down. Logan flushes at Remus's lack of concern or decency, but can't help gasping as Remus begins to shuffle his own pants down as well. He even goes to unbutton his shirt further, but Logan reaches forward to grab one of Remus's wrists, and his tie. 
"Don't-!" Logan begins, before gulping as Remus's actions stall immediately. Logan's face goes dark red, and he looks away as he hesitates, before sucking in a deep breath as he continues with "don't take it off. Please. You look nice. I... I really like it." 
Remus grins, as his hands fall from his clothes and back onto Logan, who's tie he grabs to pull Logan up and closer to his face. "Noted," Remus responds, smiling, before he kisses him, and Logan moans immediately as he reaches to keep Remus close. His tie is tight around his own neck due to Remus's yanking, but Remus's other hand is around his waist, keeping their bodies close. And Remus's thigh gives him the perfect surface to grind on, which he does happily. 
Remus is so confident in taking control with Logan by now that he moves as if it's second nature, making Logan feel even hotter. 
He really should care that they're in the bathroom of an otherwise fancy restaurant. Sure, the risk of getting caught is slim because of the lock on the door, but it's not completely eradicated. But Remus hardly seems to care, kissing Logan with enough assurance and confidence to make Logan lose himself in it. 
For just a moment, Logan let's himself forget where they are, grinding against Remus as he shamelessly moans, before letting out a small whine of disappointment when Remus simultaneously pulls his lips away, and presses his thigh further against Logan's crotch, pinning his hips against the wall and giving him little room to grind.
"Well, would you look at that?" Remus begins, teasingly, as Logan pants while staring at Remus with half-lidded eyes, and an adorably flushed face. "Who knew that just putting on a suit would get you so desperate?" 
A dark red blush spreads rapidly across Logan's pale features, stretching the width of his cheeks and down his neck. 
"With how prominently this is affecting you, one might even think you have a... suit kink?" 
At first, Logan attempts to look away out of humiliation, but he lets out a meek whimper when his chin is just grabbed in response, and he's forced once again to make eye contact. 
"I'm... I'm not sure," Logan answers, honestly. "I think you look very, very good, but... a kink? That's a bit much." He awkwardly pulls on the collar of his top, feeling sweat begin to pool beneath his clothes. "Right?" 
Remus grins, and tilts his head to the side in a curious manner, letting Logan figure this out for himself.
He's never really been out with Remus publicly. At least, not while in a situation where he could have gotten aroused. But as he thinks about it, he knows that this is very unlike him. Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't be getting worked up so easily! At least, that's what he likes to think. 
But Remus has been looking so ridiculously attractive nearly the entire night - more so than usual. 
Sure, he looks good normally, but there's something about Remus wearing a suit so casually - almost carelessly - excites him in a way he can't explain. 
Logan swallows the spit in his mouth. "Not a kink," he states, though his voice wavers as he adds "a fetish, maybe." 
Remus chuckles at Logan's shy admission, leaning forward to press a mockingly quick kiss to Logan's lips. "Aww! That's so cute! There's no need to be embarrassed, kitten! Plenty of people have suit fetishes. I think." Remus rubs their noses together, adding to Logan's growing humiliation. "Besides, I think it's flattering. After all, there's something about me in the suit that's getting it goin' for ya'. Seeing as you've hardly spared Roman a glance." 
Remus seems a little proud at the fact he's gotten more attention than Roman over something as trivial as a suit. It's a playful hint towards an unserious brotherly rivalry. 
Shamelessly, Remus begins to work his way into Logan's boxers, tugging them down as he continues to talk, his voice echoing against the thick walls of the bathroom. 
"If I knew putting on a suit would be enough to get you drooling, then I would have been wearing one every time you came over!" he exclaims, as Logan's cock is carelessly exposed to the open. The top of his undershirt drags briefly over his hard shaft, but Remus's hand quickly takes its place, stroking slowly. "Though, I suppose it might be better to just save it for special occasions. That way, moments like this are more rare. Something to look forward to. Something of a reward, maybe?" 
Remus is really just workshopping ideas here, but Logan's cute little reactions to each one give him the affirmations or the distaste give him a vague idea on what Logan likes, and what he doesn't. 
But, after a moment, Remus pulls away. 
Panting, Logan blinks open his eyes - which he'd previously shut to spare himself the further embarrassment of Remus's hungry eyes eating his body up in a similar fashion to how Logan was eyeing up the suit earlier - and sees Remus pulling his own boxers down to his ankles. For a moment, Logan tenses at the idea of having to go back to the table for dinner with Remus's come inside of him, or his thighs aching from a rough round, but Remus seems to read his mind as he quickly says "we're not going to fuck."
Smiling dopily, Remus then clarifies "well, if you don't want to, that is. I'm down for anything." He pinches Logan's cheek teasingly. "But, I assumed you'd want something quick and easy, and something that wouldn't be too noticeable." Remus winks, as though he knows of the ache that might persist in Logan's hips and thighs after a rough round. 
Logan then watches as Remus pours his small little bottle of lube over his hand and their cocks, which he presses together by moving closer to Logan, pushing their bodies against each other. 
The lubricant rolls off of the head of Logan's cock and down his shaft, doing the same to Remus's, before it proceeds to spill down further and coat the lengths of their cocks, and then Remus is further smearing the lube in using his hand, stroking them both off together while keeping their shafts pressed tightly together with his fingers. 
Logan moans immediately, slumping forward against Remus's chest, as Remus continues to stroke them both off, only letting little whimpers of his own slip past his lips. He wants to hear Logan's weak moans in their entirety, and he won't let his own moans overtake Logan's. 
He can feel drool pooling against his chest as Logan's open-mouthed moaning happens against his shirt. Deep breaths of Remus in between sharp intakes every time Remus's hand squeezes their cocks. 
It makes him feel even more pathetic knowing Remus is giving this same pleasure to himself. And Logan's handling it so much worse.
Comparably, he's so much more sensitive. He knows Remus has so much more experience, but he's still flustered as he twists his hands into Remus's formal clothes, no doubt wrinkling it as he attempts to keep himself steady while Remus gets them both off. 
Despite Remus's implications that this was going to be something quick, he can't help but move his hand a little slower than he normally would, mostly wanting to just savor the moment. 
"I love that I get to be the one to introduce you to all sorts of new things," Remus comments, as he slowly squeezes both of their cock. Logan whines. "I know for a fact you've never done this with anybody before. This is your first time letting anyone touch you in public, and I get the honor of witnessing it." 
Remus smirks, as he pushes Logan back against the wall, earning a sharp gasp. "I also get to see how pathetically worked up you get all because of a silly suit." 
He's teasing, but Logan flushes a dark red at the reminder that he was being turned on by a literal outfit. He whimpers as his eyes flicker down from Remus's own red face to his chest, not even realizing he's back to admiring the way the suit fits Remus's lithe stature. 
"It'd be fun if I actually did fuck you here, wouldn't it?" Remus then begins, thinking aloud. "I could hoist you up against the wall and stretch you open slowly. And then, I could absolutely pound that nice, tight ass of yours." Remus roughly grinds their cocks together as he speaks, drawing a sudden, cry from Logan as he attempts to twist away from the surprising pain. Unfortunately, he can't, and so he's left tearing up as his fingers drag against the wall behind him, desperate to grab onto anything in order to give himself the littlest bit of balance. 
How is it that every time he's with Remus, he learns something new about himself?
His stomach is twisting with pleasure at the fact he's being dirty-talked in such a public space. Anybody could come knock on the door or overhear them, which inspires him to bite his tongue, but Remus seems to tell and so slows his hand again. 
"Hey, hey now, no hiding those gorgeous little moans of yours," Remus scolds, shaking his head slightly. "That ruins half the fun!" 
Logan turns his head to the side, nervous, as his glasses slide down his nose. His thighs are shaking while he stands. But begrudgingly, he opens his mouth, and an immediate moan slips through. 
Remus smiles immediately. "Good kitten." 
His hand speeds up once more, but with less firm squeezing this time, reminding Logan that he's getting close. Furthermore, Logan realizes he's going to have to go back to the table after this. Somehow, he's going to have to act normal, as though he wasn't just being jerked off in a public restroom. 
All those people sitting, innocently enjoying their meals, unaware of the explicit situation taking place a few feet away from them! 
And he's sure he doesn't look as composed anymore. With his pants down, and his face flushed, he's sure that anybody who has sex will be able to tell what just happened. Additionally, Janus and Roman have probably done something similar before, so they're going to recognize it immediately, if they don't already know what he and Remus are doing. 
But then Remus is leaning down to kiss him, and Logan finds he can't really think enough to care about their potential judgement or amusement. He leans up eagerly into the kiss, but breaks it almost immediately to let out a shaky moan. 
"Close," Logan whines, but instead of being met with any sort of affirmation or soft words, Remus laughs instead. 
"Already? Fuck, we really have to get your stamina up." His hand still moves fast around Logan's cock, with no intention of slowing or stopping, but Remus still mocks him. "You might want to try and hold out as long as you can, kitten. I can go way longer than you can, after all, and you really wouldn't want me to keep going after you're already finished. I'd have to overstimulate your little cock until there was nothing left coming out of it!" Remus laughs at the idea, while Logan moans again, having to bite his lip in an attempt to regain control of his body. 
All he wants to do is come. He wants to make a mess of him and Remus, spill over his hand and Remus's cock and watch Remus orgasm all the same. He'll get a nice, clear view of Remus's face, and he wants to see Remus ruin himself the same way he constantly ruins Logan. 
Logan's hands grip Remus's upper arms, clinging onto him desperately. 
"I- I don't know if I can hold back," Logan whines, as heat floods his entire body. "I need to come so bad. So bad, please." 
"No. You can wait." 
Logan lets out a pathetic cry of desperation, but continues holding himself back for Remus's benefit. His hands curl into fists, knuckles white as he feels himself on the edge of letting go. He doesn't know what'll happen if he does, but he feels a weird sense of obedience towards Remus. He wants to be good. He needs to be good. 
"Please, please, please," Logan begs, as he hears Remus grunt under his breath as he lowers his head. 
Remus's shaggy brown hair falls in front of his face, obscuring it. This immediately results in Logan moving his hands to Remus's cheeks, cupping his face and tilting it upwards so they're making eye contact. 
"Let me see you. Please," Logan whimpers. He holds Remus's face firmly. "Please." 
And Remus comes. It's so fast that Logan almost misses it, but Remus's eyes squeeze shut as he shoots his load over Logan's cock and his own hand, brows furrowed as he groans deep and reverberating as he works himself through his orgasm, before he slows just the smallest amount. 
Panting, Remus's eyes flicker from the mess he made to Logan's flushed face, more so his dark flush and wide eyes. 
"Aren't I pretty?" is Remus's quiet, mocking response, before he roughly strokes Logan to completion, only uttering a soft "come for me, Logan. Make an even bigger mess like the slut you are," and supporting Logan with a steady hand on his hip. Logan lasts only a few seconds before coming, and moaning pathetically as he does so. 
His seed mixes with Remus's in a lewd, squelching manner, as Remus continues to stroke his cock briefly, before pulling his hand away. Disgustingly, he then brings it to his mouth to lick and suck, which makes Logan both flush and grimace. 
But then, Remus gets onto his knees, and licks up the come on Logan's cock as well, cleaning his shaft, his thighs, and even the few splatters onto Logan's lower shirt and pelvis. 
"Remus," Logan begins, voice breathy, but Remus just snickers. 
"Take notes. One day I'll have you on your knees like this." Remus kisses Logan's thighs, before he stands back up and grabs a few napkins, wiping the ground with his foot and then cleaning his own body up. "I'd love to see you dragging your tongue across the floor." Remus then glances around. "Preferably not a bathroom floor, though." 
Logan can't help but muster a quiet laugh, before he's holding onto Remus as Remus tugs his pants up, making sure Logan looks nice and formal again. He takes less care of himself, furthering his disheveled-formal look, but Logan likes it. He doesn't even bother to fix Remus's tie, instead just letting it hang loosely around Remus's neck. 
Once Remus finishes making sure Logan looks presentable, he rubs Logan's hips, taking a moment to enjoy the visual of him laying on his back against the wall for a minute, still breathing hard and unstable on his legs from the rush of his orgasm. 
And as much as Remus is tempted to make Logan walk through the restaurant like this, he's gracious enough to give Logan at least a moment to fully catch his breath and hopefully let the jelly-leg syndrome die down a bit. 
"You know, you're lucky you only got come on the part of your shirt that gets tucked in," Remus comments, as he playfully loops his fingers into one of the belt loops on Logan's pants. "Though, it would have been fun to see if anyone noticed a few simple stains." Remus does a little shoulder shimmy while wiggling his eyebrows, clearly teasingly delighted by the idea of publicly embarrassing Logan, though he just chuckles when Logan develops enough confidence to push against Remus's shoulder in a lightly scolding manner. 
But, the reminder of the mess they just made does make him flush, so while his arms wrap around Remus's neck to pull him close, his head dips a bit. 
"About that... I didn't mean to ruin something so expensive." He sounds ashamed of himself, and to some degree, he is! Remus just gave him an expensive gift, and he's already ruined it. 
He isn't given nice things very often, and the first time he's ever been given a nice, high-quality suit, he just had to stain it with literal semen. 
Remus pouts a little at Logan's immediate impulse to blame himself, so before Logan gets the opportunity to apologize or offer to pay for the suit in its entirety (which Remus knows for a fact Logan can't afford), Remus leans forward to kiss him. It's nowhere near as rough as moments earlier, but it's effective in silencing Logan's meek words. 
He keeps their lips pressed together until Logan's too flustered to speak when they pull away. 
"Hey now, there's no use in apologizing for that," Remus rather genuinely scolds Logan. "Firstly, I was the one who decided to get you off without stripping you down. I should have at least tugged it up and out of the way." Remus smooths Logan's shirt out, as if checking for other stains. "Secondly, you know I don't care about price when it comes to you. I bought you this suit because I wanted to. If you wanted to go light it on fire after this, that'd be fine!"
He says it so casually, but Logan just bites his lip and looks away, somewhat upset. He hears Remus sigh, as his arms wrap fully around Logan's waist. 
"Besides," Remus continues, softer this time, "you didn't ruin it. Haven't you met me? Our staff has had to try and get many weird stains out of my clothes; come is just another Tuesday for them, really."
That causes Logan to snicker, bringing his knuckles to his mouth to stifle the sound. Remus seems to relax upon seeing Logan ease up a little. 
"Now, come on," Remus beckons, backing up and pulling Logan away from the wall. "If we're lucky, our ice cream might still be on the table."
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domdaddypatton · 1 month
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to dream or not to dream
Rating: Mature
Characters: Logan and Remus (platonic intrulogical)
Summary:
Logan has a vivid dream after falling asleep in the library. He is dissected by a mysterious figure - and, more mysteriously, his internal organs are mechanical. What does this dream mean? Logan wants to find out by any means necessary.
...any means...
Warnings: gore, dissection, i guess body horror? cos of the robo guts? and um. idk how to explain but... logan (mentally) uses the words erotic and titillating but it's not actually nsfw. so there's that. lemme know what else i need!!
[posting this on my nsfs blog because even without smut it feels a bit… mature for my main sasi blog. this fics a weird one lmao]
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White light.
It flooded Logan's senses, stinging his eyes.
He couldn't move, trapped on the operating table he was laying on.
A figure appeared. Their face was obscured, darkened by the light above them. Logan couldn't tell who they were.
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crimsonimagines · 4 years
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Quickie In The Stall - Logan x Remus Smut
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“Hey, Logan! You coming with us?”
Logan glanced up, knowing he had to look through some new stuff and write up a few notes on it, which would take all night.
But the prospect of finally being able to wind down with the rest of the sides was so alluring. And when Janus piped up, adding that Remus was going too-Logan couldn’t turn down the offer.
“What did I tell you? One mention of Remus-and he’s practically running to join us”, Patton chuckled, earning himself a shove, which only made him crack up even more.
“They really let loose, don’t they?” Logan asked, watching everyone having the time of their lives on the dancefloor, drinks in hand as Roman grabbed Virgil, Patton and Janus dancing with each other.
Remus hummed in agreement, drumming his fingers on his glass, but otherwise staying silent.
“So...you dance too? Blow off some steam? Or you the sitting type?”
“I don’t really dance”, he answered, glancing at Logan with a nervous smile.
“Well...what do you do? I mean...I mean you’ve only been around for a while, and I’m more stressed than ever.”
He shrugged, not wanting to bring up what happened when he revealed himself.
Logan watched him for a few seconds-wondering if he’d be able to work up the nerve to just come out and say it.
“Well...if-if you wanted...I could always...y’know”, Logan mumbled, most of his words far too quiet for him to even make out.
Logan shook his head, sliding off the stool and making for the restroom-cursing himself for his own stupidity.
But that quickly disappeared when he turned around to find Remus following behind-a nervous, but slightly excited look on his face.
“Uh-I’ve never...done this...”
Logan gulped, nodding as he stepped a little closer.
“To be honest-neither have I. But...there’s always a first time for everything, right?”
Janus froze awkwardly as he entered the restroom-the moans from the furthest stall practically pornographic.
He grimaced as the slaps echoed, quickly walking over to the urinal-wanting to be done as soon as possible.
It was strangely difficult-having to pee while two dudes were fucking in the stall behind him.
But once he finally relieved himself, he washed his hands and made for the door, coming to a stop when he heard a familiar voice.
“Logie-I don’t...oh...OH!”
The shock quickly turned to amusement, Janus unable to stop himself from walking over to the stall, slamming on the door a few times-chuckling when he heard Logan’s panicked whispers.
“Don’t mind me-just...make sure you’re using protection, kids”.
He waited for an answer, almost bursting into laughter when Logan muttered an answer to him.
“We-we are”.
“Alright-well...get back to it”.
Janus left the restroom with a smirk-shocked, but proud of Remus for whatever he was doing to have Logan moaning like that.
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tobiasorangysin · 1 year
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Intrulogical Ship Smut
Under the cut
Daddy kink
Also Remus at the end being Remus
And a bit of aftercare
Logan gracefully walked into his shared bedroom, Remus was straddled onto his front. The couple was in a heavy make-out session.
Logan used his foot to shut the door behind him. He got on the bed, having himself over Remus. They pulled from their kiss. "Eager are we, darling?" Logan purred.
Remus smirked up at the other, he snaked his arm under Logans pants. His fingers brushed passed the fabric of Logan's underwear, making him shudder. "So that's how your going to play it." Logan whispered. He slid his hands under the others shirt. He pulled it over Remus' head. Remus rolled off Logans in return.
Logan dove down, placing messy kisses along his lovers neck, he nibbled on all of Remus's sensitive spots. Remus giggled as Logan continued his trail of kisses, trailing his lips across Remus chest. Logan licked a stripe down Remus's torso.
Logan hooked his fingers along Remus's pants and underwear, pulling them off in one swift motion. Logan quickly undid his pants before flipping Remus on his stomach. Remus moaned when Logan placed his hands flat against the back of his thighs.
Logan kissed his way up Remus's spine and then down again. When Remus's legs were wide open he slipped two fingers inside of him. Remus cried out as he bucked his hips upwards.
"Fuck..." Remus gasped.
Logan hummed as he slowly thrusted the two fingers. Remus let out a cute moan when Logan brushed against his prostate.
Logans face quickly heated up. "Never heard that noise before." He smirked. Remus smiled innocently.
"I can make lots more noises." He said. Logan rolled his eyes and sped up, making Remus whine softly. "Fuck Logan Daddy~ Just fuck me already!"
Logan added another finger, ignoring Remus's attempt to rile him up. "Daddy please~" Remus moaned. Logan used his free hand to slip it under Remus snd grab his throat, he squeezed gently.
Remus moaned louder. "You're killing me daddy." He said breathlessly. Logan grinned and took his fingers out of Remus. He whined Impatiently, Logan squeezed the others neck a bit more.
Logan carefully thrusted his cock into Remus. "Fuuuuck... You're so big." Remus moaned.
"Mmm." Logan hummed. "I love you."
"Love you too." Remus breathed. Logan pushed deeper until he could feel Remus pushing against him, Logan grunted and pushed harder, Remus was moaning loudly now. Logan stopped thrusting for a moment, looking at the look of complete ecstasy on Remus' face.
"Fuck, don't stop." Remus whimpered. Logan chuckled and moved his hips in circles, causing Remus to cry out even louder. It didn't take long before Logan felt the tight squeeze around his cock and Remus came with a loud scream.
Logan moved his hands to grip onto Remus's hips, he thrusted faster and harder. Remus's arms collapsed under him as he continued to moan.
Logan continued to thrust through his own orgasm, filling Remus to the brim. "Mnh.. Good old Daddy juice~"
"Really Remus?"
Remus burst into giggles. "Sorry." Logan pulled out, making Remus squeak. "Are you going to be able to walk with me to the showers?" Logan asked. "...No."
Logan rolled his eyes and picked Remus up bridal-style before carrying off to the showers.
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pupplaylogan · 5 months
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Smut Sanders Sides Drabbles MASTERLIST
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I'm taking ~500 word requests! My will and won't do list is here (link).
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1: intrulogical, top remus & bottom logan
"I’d like to see you write Remus and Logan together with Remus calling Logan a Breedable bitch. If you’re alright with that."
• Scratching + slight blood, hair pulling, aggressive sex
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nsfsprince · 3 years
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For the art requests
What about tall dom logan and remus sharing janus and absolutely WREAKING him?
Maybe they call jan kitten too?
Also bonus projection points if Janus is afab
Thank you so much!!!! I love your art!!
This was only supposed to be a sketch but…👉👈 i got carried away.. (i assumed by afab we were still going w/ trans janus, so hope u dont mind that i went with that if you had meant differently, bc yay projection!) and Thank you!
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