he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!
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hearing 'good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy' chanted breathlessly over and over while they're ruthlessly pounding you into the mattress. thats it thats the post
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y鈥檃ll remember we鈥檙e talking ab allegations of pedophilia and human trafficking and domestic violence right. real-life abuse. this isn鈥檛 fucking hannibal or Genshin or some shit even as a joke these posts are fucking weird
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I鈥檇 like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It鈥檚 titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I鈥檓 crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn鈥檛 changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I鈥檓 antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn鈥檛 a threat, okay? I鈥檓 still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I鈥檓 extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there鈥檚 just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I鈥檓 probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don鈥檛.
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