#is this anything? 😞👍

[the-oracles-codex-if]

MC: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Syv and I are dating.

Syv, Imra, and Ylv: *gasp*

Kat: Okay.

MC: Syv, why are you surprised?!

[lavalamp-juice]

All my middle school friends who I haven't spoken to in years are going off to college but I still have no idea what I'm doing and can't even land a job hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[fantasmadelaciudad]

only con to hand sewing r the ants in my bloodstream

[kavehayati]

It’s one am everyone’s asleep and I’m here giggling cause someone was like trump just got his ear grazed and kaveh from parade of providence broke his back with that fall and lived to tell the tale like it was nothing LMAOLMAOLMAO

[tinakibed]

hey guys......anyone wanna send me small simple doodle requests......i need to get the juices flowing i wanna draw again

[lateatnewyork]

SO...WHO'S THE WAG? 001

pairing: oscar piastri x bellingham!reader

summary: jude's older sister soft launches a guy, who he has no idea about

extra information: reader is a supermodel, shes 23, and shes super famous

fc: tyla

ynbellingham

liked by landonorris, sza and 609,284 others middle picture is me when mclaren invited me to the las vegas gp view comments

judebellingham wow i see how it is ➥ ynbellingham ur such a cutie jude ➥ user09 LMAO I LOVE YN jobebellingham when were u gonna give me that pic of jude ➥ ynbellingham um lets see... never? averageynlover bro idk if i wanna be yn or be with yn user05 SHES SO PRETTY LIKE I JS STARE AT THE SCREEN WHEN I SEE HER ➥ oscarpiastri real this comment is now deleted gigihadid pretty girl ➥ ynbellingham all youu kendalljenner come for dinner ➥ ynbellingham gimme a time and place bukayosaka thank you for your services with the jude photo ➥ ynbellingham 🫡 ➥ judebellingham BRO ynsno1fan the good genes literally run in the family

thetonightshow

liked by oscarpiastri, ynbellingham and 932,628 others YN Bellingham on the Tonight Show, she opens up about her longtime partner, her music career and who she's currently brand ambassador for! Check out the amazing and multitalented 23 year old exclusively on youtube! ynbellingham view comments

user09 SHES BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 2 YEARS ynschild WE HAVE A FATHER??? bellinghamsfan chat what is going on ynismother ok but her looks 😍 user58 the bellingham genes are too strong for us to rival 😞🙏 averageynlover EVERYONE FOCUSED ON HER BF BUT SHES LITERALLY RELEASING AN ALBUM ➥ user04 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

ynbellingham

liked by oscarpiastri, jobebellingham and 1,893,482 others surprise!!! my debut album 'racing' is coming out on december 8th! andddd im going on tour next year on 14th march, tickets will go up on january 1st, ily guys 🫶 view comments

sabrinacarpenter i cant believe im singing with u🧎‍♀️ judebellingham im so proud of you ynn jobebellingham so proud to be your younger brother ynn oliviarodrigo IM SO EXCITEDDDD conangray december 8 come fasterrr sza you lowkey ate with those tracks gigihadid so proud of you 💗 kendalljenner cant wait ! krisjenner 😍 khloekardashian yay! imaanhammam catch me blasting it in the car anokyai blessing us with this alexanderasaintmleux im so happy lilymhe private show plssss mclaren playing this everywhere when it comes out user09 MOTHER averageynlover IF I DONT GET TICKETS rbrmylove CLAIMING 143 (i want you)

oscarpiastri

liked by ynbellingham, danielricciardo and 409,382 others yes shes (ethe)real view comments

user09 YOUR HONOR HES DOWN BAD ➥ rbrmylove HE CALLED HER ETHEREAL landonorris ok caption kinda cute ➥ landonorris but i thought i was ur only man???? ➥ landonorris r u cheating on me ➥ danielricciardo r YOU cheating on me???? ➥ landonorris oh maxverstappen 👍 ➥ user45 max ur so dry 😭 alexanderasaintmleux TELL HER TO COME BY SOON ➥ oscarpiastri she said yes 😊 alexalbon oscar has rizz confirmed?? ➥ oscarpiastri im surprised lily hasn't left u ➥ lilymhe me too tbh ➥ alexalbon WHAT op81loml IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS ➥ user49 wait who??? ➥ op81loml THE yn bellingham

ynbellingham

liked by oscarpiastri, lilymhe and 603,481 others date night with the cutest person alive view comments

user09 SHES GLOWINGG averageynlover stop shes so cute landonorris 🧐 ➥ judebellingham 🧐 ➥ charlesleclerc 🧐 ➥ alexalbon 🧐 ➥ jobebellingham 🧐 ➥ maxverstappen 🧐 ➥ lewishamilton 🧐 ➥ georgerussell 🧐 ➥ ynbellingham ihu rbrmylove why is the whole grid in her comments alexanderasaintmleux cuties ➥ ynbellingham youu lilymhe pretty girl ➥ ynbellingham 🪞🪞 ➥ lilymhe date me. ➥ ynbellingham ok! ➥ alexalbon what. carmenmundt ur so adorable ➥ ynbellingham says youu ➥ ynbellingham leave george ➥ carmenmundt ofcc ➥ georgerussell huh kellypiquet marry me ➥ ynbellingham bet wheres the ring ➥ maxverstappen 😕 rebeccadonaldson leave him plss ➥ ynbellingham anything for u bby ➥ carlossainz ??

ynbellingham

liked by oscarpiastri, judebellingham and 992,481 others thank you username on twitter for figuring it out view comments

judebellingham ew ➥ ynbellingham im telling mum ➥ judebellingham STOP jobebellingham 🤮 ➥ ynbellingham me when i see you landonorris stop being cute on main ➥ ynbellingham stop being annoying sabrinacarpenter no way a guy who goes vroom vroom in circles stole u from me ➥ ynbellingham barrykeoghan stole u first ➥ oscarpiastri my career is more than driving in circles ➥ barrykeoghan what did i do 😭 oliverbearman welcome to the family ➥ charlesleclerc hi daughter in law ➥ alexanderasaintmleux UR MY DAUGHTERRRR ➥ ynbellingham literally dating oscar for alex and leo ➥ oscarpiastri i see how it is lilymhe what if we do a double date except its u and me and them ➥ ynbellingham YESSS ➥ alexalbon what. ➥ oscarpiastri ^ gigihadid cuties kendalljenner adorable anokyai i love the both of u

oscarpiastri

liked by ynbellingham, nicolepiastri and 402,492 others she wrote an album for me you didnt view comments

user09 CONFIRMATION THAT ITS ABOUT HIM mclaren our favourite papaya couple 🧡 ➥ landonorris what happened to me and oscar ➥ mclaren 😶‍🌫️ f1wagsofficial cutest grid couple oliverbearman hes down bad ➥ oscarpiastri loud and proud liked by ynbellingham and 2089 others arthurleclerc invite her to family dinners now alexanderasaintmleux my daughter in law is so pretty ➥ ynbellingham aw ily alex alexalbon ok hes actually happy so i cant be mean ➥ alexalbon im also scared of yn ➥ ynbellingham good. jobebellingham pls tell me you have bad photos of her ➥ oscarpiastri i do (how much you willing to pay) ➥ jobebellingham thats great (200 bucks) ➥ ynbellingham OSCAR judebellingham couldve lived without seeing the 2nd pic ➥ ynbellingham couldve lived without seeing ur shirtless skims ad ➥ rbrmylove LMAO

a/n thank you for putting up with my mood swings in posting ly guys

[cherry-luvz]

Cockwarming with K.MJ.

Genre - Smut and fluff.

Warning- G!P Minji, just cockwarming, Don't be a dud- wrap your bud.

Paring - GP!loser!Minji x gf!fem!reader.

Synopsis - Its winter, and Minji needs warming up. You’re her only option.

Word count - 1.4K

MINJI - Red.

READER - White.

It was a chill einter eveling and Uni had just broken off for two weeks of holiday to enjoy Christmas with loved ones.

You where on your phone when you got a text, It was around 07:45PM when your phone pinged you decided to check as saw that it was your gf texting you.

Min Min 💬

-> Baby? 🤭

-> Yes, minji?😑

-> Can u come over, to my place? 🫶🏻🫶🏻

-> no. 😾

-> PLSSSSSSS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

-> still no, Its freezing cold outside! 💀💀 I ain’t walking in that cold ur crazy ☠️☠️

-> PLSSSS BABY PLSS!! 😿😿

-> Give me one gd reason y I should go to ur house..😑😑

-> Bc yk 😏😏

-> Ik? Wdym..? 🥸

-> 🙇🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️ ❤️😏

-> 😰😰😰😰😰

-> so watcha say bbg? 😼😼😼

-> nty I’m gd fr 😊👍

-> 😔😔😔😔 please love 🥺

-> Bro u just wanna get freaky min.😑

-> That’s not true! 😞

-> Yh sure. 🙄

-> please!! I’ll give cuddles..! 😖❤️

-> U promise? 😑

-> I prowmiss🥺

-> Fine i’ll come but u have to come pick me up.😑

-> YAYYY.. wait do I really..?😽😦

-> yh u do i ain’t walking in the snow🙄.

-> okay okay i’ll be there in 40😖.

-> aww ty see ya!

-> See u soon bbg, luv u😽😽

-> Ily too ❤️

You sighed and got up from your bed, you put on a pink skirt, nude coloured tights, a crop top, a white puffer jacket with a scarf and you small bag which held your phone, lipstick, lipgloss, Vaseline, mini perfume and your purse.

You styled your hair and then put on log warmers with socks then you put on your Ugg’s. You grabbed your keys and exit your apartment complex

It was snowing outside and you waited for your gf to pick you up as she said she would. Around 10 - 15 mintes later a black BMW pulled up in front of you.

The person rolled down the window, “Hey baby, hop in..” She said with a smile and leaned over to the passenger side opening the door.

“New car..?” You said, climbing into her car.

You then closed the door and put on your seat belt, “Yeah, my nice new sweat baby!..”

“Hmm but I thought i was your baby.?” You pouted looking up at her as she put her hand on your knee, her touch was cold, you shivered.

“You are, but this is my like.. ‘car’..”she said and you nodded.

You looked out the window, watching the snow fall, Minji had her left hand on the wheel and her right on your lap.

40 MINUTES LATER

Minji parked outside the gate, minji was from a wealthy family so she lived in the luxury apartment.

You watched as she beeped a black card and ths gates open. “We’ll be at my place soon..” She said gently gripping your thigh.

You nodded, “Okay..”

She drove for another 5-10 minutes and you guys reached a huge luxury apartment. “Were here baby..” she said as she parked the car in the in the parking lot.

You undo your seat belt at the same time she does hers, she got up and got out of the car doing a quick jog to your side opening the door for you.

“Thanks luv,” You said getting out as you held her hand, “Ha anything for my princess..”

She closed the door and you waited for her to lock the door, she then took your hand and you guys walked into the building.

After a few minutes You where at your gf’s house, she took off your shoes for you, put on your puffer jacket down as well ad you’re scarf and sat next to you.

Minji were cold from the snow so she shivered, you look at her. “You cold.?” You asked her and she yawned.

“Yeah.. i’m freezing..” she leaned back in her chair and you looked at her, she the smirked looking at your thighs.

She like you wearing skirts, it was a complete turn of for her. You looked her hear, feeling her gaze on yo, “What are you looking at, luv?”

She wrapped her arm around your waist, squeezing it gently. “I love your skirt baby~” she said looked at you with a smirk.

“Perv.” You muttered as your face heated up, she chuckled. “But you love it don’t you..?”

You did, you did love it. You felt as she pulled you closer, her gaze going towards your lips. “Mhm so soft..” she rubbed the bottom of your lips.

You blushed as she came closer, leaning in to kiss you. As you guys lips met you blushed even more, you felt as she pulled you into her lap making you straddle her.

You guys continued to kiss as she placed her hands on your waist while you had your hands on her shoulders. She pulled away and smiled at you, “You’re so pretty baby, but I’m a little cold.. you wouldn’t mind cock warming me?”

You felt the boner she had your breath hitched. “I-i..” you stumbled over your words. “..o-okay..” she smiled and pulled down her sweatpants.

You looked down as you saw her cock, it was a pretty pink colour. She smiled and kissed your neck.. “A-ah b-baby..” you whimpered as you clutched onto her shirt.

You felt her move your panties to the side and teased her cock to your hole. “Hmm so wet for me princess.. so fucking wet..”

She pushed into you and you sat down on it, “a-ah!” You moaned.

“Fuckkk princess..” she grunted.

You sat there cock warming her, you wanted to move so bad. You felt her hold your hips down not letting you move at all.

You whimpered as you clenched around her, placing your head on her chest. “Oh gosh thats a dangerous game to play bbg..” she said gripping onto your hips.

You clenched again, “Ahhh.. hmmpf..” you moaned.

She gritted her teeth, “if you do that one more time I’m gonna fuck you till you can’t walk..”

You clenched around her one last time and she, keeping to her words, pinned you down and pulled up your crop top up and sucked on your breast as she pounded into you.

“Hmmpf a-ah! Mommy fuck.. ah” you moaned and your eyes teared up from too much pleasure. “You’re my cock slut isn’t it? Fucking slut.”

You nodded as she continued to pound into your tight cunt, “Ah mhmpf.. mommy..”

“Hmm oh gosh baby..” you felt as she pulled you closer and pounded into you deeper and deeper.

You felt her cock touch your cervix, “Oh gosh ah.. yeah mommy ahh hungggg right there hmpff!!..” your eyes rolled back.

Minji noticed, she had hit your g-spot and continued to do so, “Mhm your so gushy and warm~”

Your mouth formed a ‘o’ shape as you felt a knot in your stomach. She continued to bully her huge cock into you tight cunt, you whimpered and felt her grip getting tighter.

“Hmpf mommy..” you moaned as you felt the knot slowly coming undone. “You gonna cum?” She asked you and you nodded, slowly opening your eyes.

“C-can i cum mommy..? I’ve been hunggnnggg.. a g-good hmpfffff g-girl..” you clenched more onto her shirt.

She leaned down next to your ear, “Hmm go on baby girl, cum for mommy..” she whispered as she moved even faster.

You felt the knot come undone and you cumed, “Oh gosh minji fuck..” your body shivered and you cumed all over her cock which she was still moving in and out of you, letting you ride out your orgasm.

“Now let mommy cum you.. ya?” You nodded and felt as your vision became hazy and she smug, she knows you were brain fucked.

It was a bit sore at first until you felt another orgasm creeping up apron you, “M-mommy i-I’m gonna a-ah cum.. a-ah..a-again..” you mentioned.

“Me too, get ready for mommy’s fat load.” She said as you fell her cock twitch a bit in you.

You felt as her thrusts become more and more sloppy. “H-hmpf.. baby.. mommy’s gonna cum..” she whimpered.

You whimpered, “Fuck cum with me baby..”

And you did so, you felt as her load filled you up as your leg twitched, your cunt throbbing and Minji lying on top of your chest.

She then sat up after catching her breath. “Fuck”

She gently pulled out watching as your pussy gently pushed out you and her’s cum mixed together. She saw the creampie and chuckled.

“Hmm.. best sex ever babe. Loved it..” she said as she put your panties back on. You rolled your eyes and gently sat up, “I feel sticky..” You said and got up but your legs gave away.

Minji quickly caught you. “Gosh..” you muttered.

She chuckled, “Hmm i did really fuck you till you can’t walk..”

[lovelybee666]

FLUFF ALPHABET DOGDAY

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

I already published it in one of my first writings but so that they don't bother to see it, they both play hide and seek, tag, maybe truth or dare, etc.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He thinks everything about you is beautiful, from your eyes to your your toes (if you even have toes or feet).

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

If you are sad he tries to cheer you up either by giving you physical or verbal affection, drawing, talking, watching something, whatever cheers you up.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

It sounds strange but he would like to have a family (he knows he can't 😞) he would like to see you and him with his little children but since he can't, he use his stuffed version as one and depending on how you are, you will play along or try (don't even think about telling him that it's stupid of him or I swear I will come to your house with a gun 👹 /j)

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

He's in the middle 👍 there's not much to say honestly

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Look, I don't know what happened but it was probably your fault😒(just joking) their arguments probably don't go beyond a few raised voices, the second the discussion ends there are two options, the first is that he run to you and apologize or that he is lecturing himself with his tail down.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

He is VERY grateful and even thanks for things he shouldn't(I'm sorry this is short, I couldn't think of anything)

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Imagine there is a door, that door symbolizes honesty now look at Dogday's door that door is so open that the door flew away and the frame too.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

I'm already doing a hc of him jealous so this will be more summarized and shorter, It's difficult for him to get jealous since he trusts you TOO much but if he is jealous he will try to get your attention hugging you and saying your name over and over again.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

The first kiss was okay although he had never kissed so at first it was a little awkward, as time went on his kissing skills improved(he definitely didn't ask Bubba, Cickin and Bobby for advice☺️ DEFINITELY)

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

He was nervous, he asked Catnap if he could come and support him, he complied as a good friend and he was a little far away but behind you with a sign that said "YOU CAN DO IT, DOGDAY!" or said what Dogday was supposed to say because he probably forgot(I promise to make a more detailed version soon in the not too distant future).

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

He wants to marry you but since you and him are toys you can't but still in some creative way you got married, they used a fabric that they found with the help of Crafty and they got married, it was actually something funny and adorable to see (YOU DEFINITELY WORE THE SUIT AND DOGDAY THE WEDDING DRESS‼️‼️) by the way, the ring was some donut-shaped gummies.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

I already made a post about it but I wanted to make a little update here by adding "angel" and "star"

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

It's VERY obvious, just watch him for a few seconds and you'll see how when you're close he moves his tail and seems happier, he stops what he's doing and comes to greet you giving you a hug while his tail moves at a thousand miles an hour, he's not sure if he's in love, he confuses his feelings and thinks maybe he just loves you as a close friend (spoiler, it wasn't)

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He's a big fan of PDA and even once probably shouted from somewhere quite long how much he loved you(a worker or Miss Delight scolded him because the children were supposed to be sleeping at that time), He loves to hold your hand and kiss your nose, he probably emphasizes 24/7 that you're dating him, he is very proud to know that you are dating him, If you are not a fan of PDA, he respects it and when you are alone he gives you a lot of kisses on the cheeks and hugs you.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

There's not much to say but technically you're second in command for dating the guy who's the leader👍 IDK MAN

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

He is cliche AND creative, He likes to do very cliché but very creative things at the same time, They are going to have a date with red petals and candles, yes, but instead of candles they will be candles with fun shapes, the petals will be daisies (clearly I don't get them from a destroyed Daisy) and the chairs are chairs of frogs, he likes to do the same things that are romantically cliché but at the same time add things that have nothing to do with it or make it chaotic.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

ABSOLUTELY YES, it will help you in anything, believe 100% that you can achieve any goal you have.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Every day he do something new with you, one day you are looking some ants working and the next you are creating a base to protect yourself from a non-existent deadly virus that he created with you.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Depending on who you are, he probably knows a lot about you and is quite empathetic (I couldn't think of anything here, I'm sorry)

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

For him you are the most important thing in his life, his top is probably

3. Humans

2. His friends

1. You

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

When you give him the cold shoulder after an argument he goes to Catnap and Catnap has to deal with his best friend crying because you don't listen to him

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Y E S He is very affectionate although obviously there are days when he is less affectionate.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

He will be looking for things that remind him of you and hugs them while waiting for you to appear.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

He is willing to do almost anything for the relationship, his only limits are attacking or killing someone for obvious reasons.

I FINALLY FINISHED THIS, now I will have to do other pending things

[saphiccarma]

HI so uhm okay huge fan of your works and I'm so close to writing for Agatha and Rio because of you and yes uh yes 😁👍

I have absolutely no idea if you're accepting requests BUT I just have... an idea and I NEEDED to tell someone and then I saw your fic and I was like you know what fuck it.

Imagine!!! Imagine- professor x student BUT AGATHARIO ARE THE STUDENTS- I imagine it to be like for a doctorates degree, and then agatha and rio are known academic rivals and then reader comes in the class, and get this: THEY'RE YOUNGER THAN AGGIE AND RIO!!! But they already have a doctorates even at a young age and teaches the class part time.

And then this is where I need your expertise!! Cause I'm stuck and your brain is always so delicious and chef's kiss!!!

I hope this was okay I mean no harm 😞🦶

i'm not taking requests rn but EEEEEEEE thank you sooo much for the kind words!

this idea is absolutely delicious- like- mmm. Powerplay (more below cut) like fuck yes PLEASE

You should def write this, the fandom will Eat. It. Up. Gonna save this in my drafts if that's okay

Also this was totally fine! It made my day tbh

Student Agathario who immediately fluster you. They sit in the front row just to be close to you.

Rio LOVES to chew on her pencil, staring you directly in the eye and relishing in the way you stumble over your words.

Meanwhile Agatha hums along to every word you say, silently mouthing 'good girl' when you successfully make it through an explanation without stumbling.

Sometimes, just to be a brat, Rio will arrive to class late to see if you will do anything about it (you don't."

Agatha loves to wear short skirts, purposfully bending over so that you can see her panties.

"Hey is there any way I can get extra credit on this assignment?" Rio leans on your desk, arms folded as she chews on a pencil, a small smirk on her face, "Maybe some quality time? Y'know, helping you out with whatever."

Agatha licking her lips as she waltzs into your office, even though it's not office hours. "I need help with this assingment." She holds up a piece of paper between two fingers, placing it on the desk.

The teasing is relentless, asking for extra credit, cornering you after class.

They pretend to be innocent, just two students looking to learn, but they absolutely love how flustered you get

[aroacesofspades]

alright gang time for bsd 123 !!

as always idk Anything as I liveblog so strap in dawg

manga spoilers beneath the cut

no author's comment okay asagiri i see how it is🤭

my boy is going thru approximately 2493098 emotions and all in all he is handling them pretty well👍

oh???? OH??!?!?? IS THIS WHAT YALL HAVE BEEN SCREAMING OVER OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY BOY MY LOVELY BOYYY ARGHHHH

how does it feel to be transformed so spectacularly that ur entire self, ur entire way of living changes into something you haven't experienced in years. i've ascended oh my LORDDDD.

theres MORE???????

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NOW. BSD HAS PEAKED THANK U. i can't believe this arghrhhgh sskk montage in the big 25?? i'm ECSTATIC

no fr sskk shippers and aku lovers r being FED for the past 6 months and yet for the first time i am genuinely giddy rn😭

guys the shard of connection between dazai, atsushi and akutagawa is eating away at me, NEEDS to be examined.

can i just say. his relationship with dazai, where he had idolized him and festered something completely dependant on dazai's response to him.

vs. (or really it never clashes, more like, through his recognition of a world larger than dazai, he loses more and more of his hold on akutagawa)

aku's relationship with atsushi, where he rages at dazai's remarks about him and yet continues to seep in the light he (atsushi) brings IN RESPONSE TO DAZAI

like. akutagawa, who has come to understand strength as something earnt, where strength = purpose. as we are shown with his entire 'mad dog' persona, which, ultimately becomes his way of living. then atsushi comes along, blah blah blah, we've heard this beforee, challenging his position means challenging his purpose, his life. but through a disturbance of the curtains, there is a sliver of light. likeeeeeee. FUCK. my point being, the shell is cracking, and akutagawa's first death (hurry up and go, you fool; like shut up?? /j) is the catalyst where the shell splits open.

yes, now. take this and put it thru half a dozen regenerations which PHYSICALLY (and mentally) shake up his being. he is left with a sponge of a mind which takes in Everything he has known but shunned. yet it's akutagawa so of course the screaming elephant in the back of his mind is the fact that he is no longer looking for dazai in everything he does. and without his other pains, the failure to please dazai... his deteriorating lungs.... his anger as a coping mechanism, through clear eyes (literally) he can see himself in the light (with atsushi). id like to this is literally IS him thinking for himself for once. instead of doing something for the sake of the mafia/dazai or in the process of justifying his worldview.

this, my friends, is MY catalyst and i am abt to go batshit insane because of an anime twink🙏

it is just so interesting to me how bsd makes a trend of another charact acting as a symbol of enlightenment (or general character progression) within the confines of someone's mind (form few recent chapters: the director/dazai for atsushi, atsushi for aku, etc)

oh.

It is SO FUNNY to me that i spent a good 20 minutes ranting about the panel above only to be HIT by this like. inside me r two wolves. one calls him gay, the other also says this is gay but also him stripping himself of his attachment to dazai and that makes my head spin👍

NEW CHARACTER‼️i can't Wait to see what he will bring hehee

(side note: he is fine as fuck yall weren't lying and for that alone i feel betrayed😞)

now i need to read up on ueda akinari👀

[mins-fins]

brownies.

&&. two totally "just friends" and a cute singing duet.

pairing: song eunseok x m!reader

genre: fluff fluff, comedy(?), eighth member!reader

warnings: none!

word count: 1k

notes: guys i love eunseok 🙁 like.. i love eunseok so much 😞 but but hes not my riize bias!! #SHOTARO4LIFE yeah uh anyway, third(?) riize work ever and im going to be honest.. its kinda cute like i dont wanna give myself too much credit or anything but this is genuinely so cute and adorable and um.. i wrote this to feed my own delusions and help the dry riize male reader tag 👍

you are a different level of calm, your fans had just realized, and to prove it, here you are, watching your members go crazy as you peacefully eat your brownies.

"y/n! sing love, maybe by melomance!" shotaro suddenly yells out, glancing over at the still quiet you as you continue to chew on your brownies. you snicker at the words, a dumb smile coming to your face. "i don't know the lyrics" yeah, that's a lie, you sang it before for an evaluation, but that's a secret you prefer to hide.

"there's no way! didn't you perform it once for an evaluation when we were trainees—" you place your finger on jung sungchan's lips with a small grimace, hoping that none of the fans watching the live heard the words. "my voice isn't warmed up yet, chan. bear with me, hm?"

sending a knowing look to your fellow 01 liner, you calmly leave his personal space and make your way back to your plate of brownies, but your members seem to be adamant on the request, seeing how you haven't sang since the whole live started.

"c'mon n/n! seok will even duet with you if you like!"

"no thank you".

"please! i'll make you more brownies!"

"...how many more brownies?"

"five!"

"..fine, you have a deal".

the eldest of riize grins at his victory, nodding his head to seal the deal with you. "alright! so two songs for five more brownies?" you stare at your older member, contemplating whether to accept the offer.

"fine, what's the other song though?"

"spring breeze?"

"and sing it with eunseok hyung!" anton cheers, chuckling in excitement as he watches you sigh in defeat. "why do you guys want me to sing so bad?" you mumble, clearing your throat as you allow seunghan to pull you to your feet. you feel shotaro drag you to the center, and you swear your soul left your body in that very moment.

"goddamnit.."

"it's just two songs y/n" says wonbin, who seems to come out of nowhere. he laughs upon seeing your defeated sigh, and leans forward to press a kiss to your cheek.

you groan in faux annoyance at the kiss you received from your friend. "ugh, stop kissing my cheeks, i swear wonbin" the 02 liner chuckles lightly, pressing another one to spite you more. you yelp, wriggling your way out of the younger's embrace, hurrying your way over to the eldest of riize.

"let's just get this over with".

eunseok quickly took wonbin's place instead, his hands instinctively coming up to wrap around your waist. rubbing off the kiss marks wonbin had left with his thumb, the song raises an eyebrow in mild confusion. "where did you..?"

"park wonbin".

the second eldest chuckles in wry amusement, shaking his head as he continues to gently rub the kiss marks off. it was proven to be unsuccessful, so eunseok does what any sane person would do.

he huffs and replaces the kiss marks with his own.

you grimace, leaning your head away from eunseok, but the song just tightens his embrace. in the end, you just gave up, accepting the fact that you can't stop his onslaught of kisses.

"let's go!" shotaro's sudden english outburst snaps you out of your daze, he hands you a microphone, raising an eyebrow at the display.

"yeah.."

you are not looking forward to this.

you in fact did not like the outcome of your deal with the devil. (do note the sarcasm, shotaro is anything but the devil.) but at least eunseok was there to back you up, quite literally, because the song was seemingly attached to you, but you didn't mind; busy being fed the brownies the eldest had baked for you.

"hmph— hurmp!"

"eunseok, i think he's trying to say he wants you to stop temporarily" shotaro was kind enough to speak up, noticing your struggle, and you thank the lords. the song hums in mild amusement as he finally lets go of you, stopping with his continuous onslaught of brownie feeding.

you swallow the rest of the brownie in your mouth before speaking, "god, eunseok. that messed up my esophagus.."

you cough and reach out for some water, to which anton handed to you right away. "i thought you were hungry?" it was quite clear eunseok was enjoying constantly teasing you, and you frown.

you're tempted to flip off your 'friend'. "if you don't stop i'll literally—" just then, sohee came bounding in with a bright smile. "spring breeze!!" you had no choice but to pat his head before taking the microphone.

you knowingly send a look to the older, who gets the message instantly, you bring the mic up to your lips as the song starts. "is it you, the spring wind that blows in half a year, my heart is warm, will you come today. when the sun rises, it just seems to have disappeared".

you laugh to yourself, a small smile making it's way to your lips as you make eye contact with the camera—over dramatizing your performance. "somewhere, somehow, let's meet someday, i'm loneliness, still short, you can grow a little, 'cause i'm better at waiting than loving someone you come to me like the spring breeze".

you feel a familiar arm rest on your shoulder before a certain someone closes the gap between your bodies. "your face, your tone, everything, i miss you so i always wait".

you let eunseok do his thing, hand subconsciously coming up to rest around the older's waist. "somewhere, somehow, let's meet someday, i'm loneliness, still short, you can grow a little, 'cause i'm better at waiting than loving someone you come to me like the spring breeze" eunseok places his chin on your shoulder, not even making direct eye contact with you.

"so that my winter can end— we really love each other, you come to me like the spring breeze".

eunseok buries his face in your shoulder to hide the smile that was currently growing on his face before speaking, voice a little muffled. "can't believe your singing this" you chuckle as you lower the microphone. "and with you, huh?"

song eunseok makes sure to smack the shit out of your arm.

[moonchild-in-blue]

Hey, remember that time II kissed Vessel's arm? Okay byyeeeee :D

Well HELLO GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO

(yes i did see this before i went to bed but i was wayyy too eepie to reply)

I hope you know this has just set the mood for my entire day so. I'm gonna be extra yearning and soft and whiny 👍 Sorry about that guys, I'm a pathetic wet cat of a person 😞

He could've hugged him. He could've high fived. He could've done that guy thing where they slap each other's butts and it's totally platonic and wholesome and hilarious.

AND YET. Mr. Daddy Twofoot (cmon guys, catch up on the name) KISSED??? HIS ARM??? On the sensitive soft part too?????

Like. Okay. Yeah yeah, the boyfriends, etc etc. But let me be actually serious for a second here.

(hello this turned out to be way longer and sappy than i intended so)

Do you see how effortless that was? He didn't hesitate for a second. How often do you see two guys (who I'm assuming are straight) be this affectionate with each other? A kiss on the inner arm is *such* a tender, intimate gesture, regardless of gender/sexuality - a type of action that is not usually expected between straight men.

And I don't know, I find it incredibly endearing and important to see that, as much as they do all that funny sexy stuff for the fans (and for themselves too - they seem to have so so much fun), these type of actions seem to be a part of their regular off-stage interactions. You can feel how genuinely good friends they all are.

And in the case of Vessel and ii, the founders of Sleep Token and the major force behind it all - how surreal and incredible it must be for them to get to experience all of this together. To see their hard work paying off. To stand proudly in front of literal thousands of people side by side with your best friend??? HELLO???

It's such a small thing, but I carries so much weight ya know? Like yeah dude, I love you and I'm proud of you, and you did a wonderful job. Isn't it SO touching???

I just LOVE to see it. Men who are vulnerable and affectionate around each other, who are comfortable in it, who shows us that yes, platonic friendships and pda are beautiful and important and in no way make you any less of a men. Which is something a LOT of dudebros in the metal scene would benefit in knowing.

I just. I don't know bro. Vessel x ii interactions mean the whole word to me. I was just talking with someone a few days ago of just how far Vessel has come in his music journey, and even within Sleep Token, the difference between One days and now is. Nothing short of astronomical. It feels almost miraculous, yet it is anything bUT, because we know how much effort V and ii put into making the music we so love. And of course iii, although not part of the creation process, has been with them from the beginning as well.

Can you imagine how overwhelmingly awesome and scary it must be for them?? And what are the odds of after a few years of changes, they somehow found the perfect person to complete them? SO MUCH SO, that you can see just how close iii and iv are BY THEIR MIRRORING ATTIRES?? HELLOOOOO ???? SOULMATES FR FR

Aaaa I feel like I'm going off on a huge tangent, and I am stopping now before I bring up the German Rituals and Wembley. December was a wild month omg I have not recovered yet.

I just!!! My heart!!! I love them. Vessel PLEASE I have been begging on my hands and knees, PLEASE PLEASE give your drummer a smooch omg he deserves it poor guy has the twinkliest prettiest eyes ever how can you NOT 🥺✨💙

Anyways. Yes, I do remember. Good gif 🙂👍

[thatswhatsushesaid]

while high last night i decided to bully the new facebook AI assistant by asking it to calculate how many words the beatles have ever written across their complete discography. the resulting interaction was so unexpectedly interesting to me that i just really want to share it here.

(full disclosure: while not high, i did try to do a little digging to verify whether meta's AI was trained in the same shitty way that the chatGPT AI was, i.e., through broad scraping of information without any regard for copyright or other intellectual property rights, and was modestly reassured that there are more licensing agreements in place between meta and IP sources. i do wonder just how heavily they're leaning on the 'fair use' provision of copyright law to justify some of what they're doing, but tl;dr it looks like they have learned from chatGPT's high profile mistakes and are trying not to replicate them.)

anyway, here's how it went:

me: can you calculate the total number of words in every beatles song ever written?

meta AI: I can't calculate the total number of words in every Beatles song ever written, but I can tell you that there are 186 songs in total by the Beatles ¹. You can use an online lyrics website, such as Genius, MetroLyrics or AZLyrics, to count the words in each song and calculate the total number of words in every Beatles song ever written. [link to Bing search results included]

me: but i'm tired 😞

meta AI: I understand! Counting the words in every Beatles song would be a massive task. It's estimated that the Beatles have written over 250,000 words in their songs. If you're feeling tired, you can always try breaking the task down into smaller chunks, like counting the words in one album at a time. Alternatively, you could try searching online for a pre-existing count or estimate. Some fans or researchers may have already done the work for you! Get some rest, and maybe tackle the task when you're feeling more energized!

me: what if i say please

meta AI: Please is a magic word!

Alright, I'll try to help you with that. However, please note that it's a complex task, and I might not be able to give you an exact count. But I can try to provide an estimate based on available data and sources.

According to various sources, including lyrics websites and Beatles fan communities, the estimated total word count for all Beatles songs is around 250,000 to 300,000 words.

Here's a rough breakdown:

- John Lennon wrote around 80,000 to 100,000 words

- Paul McCartney wrote around 80,000 to 100,000 words

- George Harrison wrote around 30,000 to 40,000 words

- Ringo Starr wrote around 1,000 to 2,000 words (he wrote fewer songs than the others)

Keep in mind that these are rough estimates and may not be entirely accurate. But I hope this gives you an idea of the total word count for all Beatles songs!

me: wow! thank you so much! [can't believe i thanked the AI here, but whatever, weed had the wheel ok]

meta AI: You're welcome! It was my pleasure to help. I hope you found the estimate helpful. The Beatles have an incredible legacy, and their music has brought joy to so many people around the world. If you have any more questions or need help with anything else, feel free to ask! And remember, "All you need is love..."

anyway, congratulations to me personally for politely bullying an AI to do more work than it initially claimed it was capable of doing. sometimes saying please will actually make the computer do the thing 👍

[smorbledingledoo]

INTRO POST🔥🔥🔥

I'm a minor so can you creepy pedos go away (fuck you guys)

[NAZUNA GIF, I LOVE HER SMM]

Last updated : 24th April 2025

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I'm Edward (feel free to use nick names)

Trans (💔) and bisexual loser

My birthday is on the 28th November 😭😭(so far away)

Current hyperfixation : my ocs😞

I can skateboard like a boss (I can't even do a kick flip) (aura points to comrades for buying me a new one)

7 months clean

I'm a sky kid

Ena

My favourite colour is yellow or light blue

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I have insomnia but my mum refuses to do anything about it

I have autism and adhd (💔)

I also have Ptsd, anxiety and social anxiety (I be collecting these like pokemon cards /j)

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My dream job is animating and voice acting

I have an electric guitar (I'm trying to learn how to play it)

I listen to whatever sounds good Ig, here are my favourite songs atm

I'm an artist, and I like to draw in a anime kinda style. I wanna go to art university.

My favourite animes: call of the night, Dr Stone, kny, saiki k, chainsaw man, ohshc, sakamoto days, toilet bound hanako kun (might add more)

Webtoons I like: sgb, homesick

I like to play Minecraft, cod and gta

I have the same mindset as Benoftheweek, ducanyounot, kubzscouts, haminations, celinaspookyboo, pixel drink, micky munch, Bob reese, nick Wilkins, Danny phantom exe, Samantha eve and nerd forge, (these are all YouTubers btw)

I have blonde fluffy hair and grey eyes.

Single (sigh)

Characters I kin: zenitsu, inoske, tamaki suoh, jake peralta, okarun, Rick sanchez, shun kaido, Aiden Clarke, Laios, Anzu Hoshino, bakugo, Denki kaminari, senku ishigami, ryusui nanami,

Interests/stuff I like : art, anime, skateboarding, fighting, gaming, reading, fnaf, space, science, writing, eating food, Pinterest, shopping, music, killing my ocs, sleeping if I can (I'm from so many fandoms so I'm not gonna say them all), I can't remember anymore lmao

I'm brittish ('-') 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕☕☕🐑🐮🐷 I don't say bo'o' o wo'o like weirdo🫄

My online pookies:

@shortgaything miku

@cherrybomb111111 online friend👍

@carcin0-88 YAYAYAY SILLY 🫶

@zaynmaliksfav hii filly

@apple9yves woah so cool

My flags:

*eats croissant and then dies*

My Pinterest acc :

My whattpad acc: Blonde_Izuku

I think that's about it guys but I'll probably add more 👍👍👍

Shannon DEBUSSY

[fair-fae]

💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 Bee 🐝 is for🧍‍♂️beauty 💅🐝, 👄 obedient and sweet, 🍰 Bee-ware the sting 🐝, of your 👉 pitiful defeat, 😔 Bee 🐝 mine 💎 forever, 🕐🕓🕣🐝 and always 👌 play 👣 your 👉 part, 🦵Bee-fore it’s over 😢😢 I’ll 🛑capture your 👉😩 heart. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 My 🧔‍♂️wings 🐚🐝 are humming, honey 🍯🐻 stay 💒 a little 🙂 while. ⛅️ With just 🐝🤔 a pinch, 👌 you’ll 👏 be 👹 delighted and beguiled, I’m 💘 not 🚫🙅 your 👉 baby 👶 doll, 🎎 but 🤗 I 😏 can 🏃🏃🏃make 💘 you 👆smile, 😻 No 😣😣 nectar sweeter sweetie 🐝😜😜, I’ll 🛑 drive 🚐 you 👈 wild. 😂💯💯 My 😀 heart 💗 is pure 😘 as lace, and laced with purest pride, 🌈 My 😍 frills are wild 🐅 flowers, 💐 begging 👣 for 👌 your 📩 eyes, 🥰 My 🌽🥕 lips 🙍💕🙍‍♂️ are poison, ☠️ and waiting ⏰ to collide,💥 come 🚶🏃‍♀️ play 👣 with me 🙆🏻‍♀️🐝 darling, you’ll be 👏 be 🐝 surprised. 😟 This world 🌎🌏 is a weary 🙀 place. 🏆 Hum-drum dreary hive 🐝😞. In all 💯 its monotony, I’m 🙇👀 buried alive. 🤯🤯🥩 (that’s 🎊 why) 👉 I 😬 want 🤲🤲 to outshine the stars ⭐️ in 🤩 the sky. 🤡🐝 I 😬 want 🥞 to see 👥 my 😵 name 🍃 painted in 🛖 lights, 💡🔥💥 To win 🥇 your 😴👉 love 💌 I 🧍‍♂️will 💀 do 😡 just 🙊🐝 anything 🌎🚫🐝 But 😡 there’s 🛒 always 🤔 something 😅 more. ✋✋there’s 😹 always 😬 something 😅 more. I’ll 💰 be 👎 the face 🤠 you’ll 👀 see 🙏👀👏 on 👣👧 magazines, Fill up 🚗👌 my 👈 concerts and crawling the streets, 😡 I’ll 🤨 be 🐝 your 🧍 idol, your 👈only 👉 one, 😌 But 🤯 it’s somehow 😆😆 not 📵 enough, 🙅‍♂️🤬🤬🐝🤬🤬 it can be 👍 never 🚫 be 🌈 enough. 😊 Look 👀 at me 🐝😤 look, 👀 I’ll 📷 take 👊 your 👉 breath 🐙👄 away.

💨 My 😃 throne 👑 is here, 👉 at the Arcadia. 🐝🚨, Cross 🤺🤺🤺 me 😡 and that’s ✋ your 🕺 head 💆‍♂️ Oh 🍤 Gods, 😇 again, 🎭 I 😃 really 😍😍🐝 should ⚠️👮 have 🤜🏻🤛 said, 💬 Give 🎁 me 🗿 love, 💖 forever 😻 just 💖🐝 because 💁‍♂️😡 I’ll 👏🐝 be 👏🐝 your 👏🐝 queen 👏🐝 bee 👏🐝 Honey 🍯👏🐝 B. 👏🐝 Lovely, 👏🐝 I’ll 👏 be 👏🐝 your 👏🐝 one 1️⃣👏🐝 and 👏🐝 only 👏🐝 champ-bee-ion 👏🐝🏆 I’ll 👏🐝 be 👏🐝 your 👏🐝 full-time 👏🐝 royal, 👏🐝 worship 👏🐝 me, 👏🐝 Love 👏🐝 me 👏🐝 again, 👏🐝 until 🕛🕛 the 👏🐝 end. 👏🐝 I’ll 👏🐝 be 👏🐝 your 👏🐝 queen 👏🐝 bee ❗️ Honey 👏🐝🍯 B. 👏🐝 Lovely 👏🐝 I’ll 👏🐝 be 👏🐝 adored by 👏🐝 worked 👏🐝👏🐝👏🐝 near 🫡👏🐝 and far, 👏🐝 I’ll 👏🐝 let 👏🐝 you 👉🧟 be 👏🐝 my 👏🐝 lil 🤏🐝 drone 👏🐝 honey 🍯👈🐝 So long 👏🐝 as you 👏🐝 never 🐝👎 cross 🤞🐝 me, 😤 Oh 🙀🙀 Gods, 😇👆 again, ❓🐝❓🐝❓🐝😣😫 I 👌 really 🙏 should 👫😑 have 🤯 said, 🙇 Heed me 👨 well, 😃 or you’re 👇 as good 👍👌 as DEAD! 😵🚫🔫🐝 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

[dailymarin]

I don't know if this topic is too unrelated to the blog, but your last posts got me curious about it. What are your favorite ships for each game in the series? And which one is your favorite overall?

oooh this is fun! so despite me saying... all of that, i dont HATE zelink at all!! i do enjoy a lot of them, actually!

so obviously my number 1 favorite forever is marink! 🌺 extreme shoutout to cagivas marink too!! after that....

ww: telink primarily and then zelink

ss: zelink

tp: midzelink

tp: midzel

tp: midlink (i can see the vision for all of them. although in regards to #3, i joked with a friend once about how its like midzel but wolf link is their dog. sorry to say but the only thing i cant get behind is tp zelink because there is hardly any interaction :\ its very Dutiful stuff yk? people like it because its "the pretty zelink" but.... the substance...... 😭 )

ironically what sparked all of this, alttp zelink (based Primarily on himekawas manga which is also. noncanon. i actually bought cagivas manga a while ago and have been meaning to reread to get a better idea of the zelink there too, and also cos its a very fun read 😄 every characters very Energetic and Lively, even zelda! its fun)

albw: hilvio

albw: hilzel

this is more of a half crackship as they dont REALLY interact, but i liked dinnayru growing up

on that note, i also enjoy ralphnayru (hes a mess! loudmouth, overconfident, always rushing off, compared with her being very graceful and elegant as a songstress lol but they Care. they care each other :3 )

oot: malink! surprisingly far down the list but i do enjoy it. i think malink and oot zelink get their own thing together here bc i think of them fairly equally

on that note, i think tp: ilink is also nice and sweet. the horsegirlzzz. side eyeing himekawas decision for the manga there with shad.

oh dark link/link is always fun too

the fsa himekawa manga link ships are also fun 👍

this is mostly for an au thing my friend redii has going on but lana/zelda too. hyrule warriors is Very wild, you can do anything . lana has a lot of potential to work with hehe

oh when i was little i was VERY into mc zelink 😭

mm: mikaululu :((((( also cremia/anju but also anju/kafei as is the usual with most people after they do that quest

just remembered you said for every game so ph: telink again but tetras hardly present so :(

st: zelink ofc ! however there were also some comics about tetra as a princess with ww/ph link a while ago in new hyrule and those were also very enjoyable haha

whenever i think of loz1 zelink my mind goes IMMEDIATELY to the cartoon 💀 so theres that

now i know this may be a Touch controversial with all things being said. but i do enjoy botw zelink. i also enjoy miphlink, and sidlink. i think theres a lot to like there!! 👍 however!!! we dont talk about shitotk. thats a mess in a bad way. but also if you hate on yona for "getting in the way" of sidlink then theres just no helping you, to put it nicely LMAO

oh there was someone i followed like AGES ago who was super into ghirazant, but also ganghirazant, and the former kinda rubbed off on me? im not Super into them but i look or replay and im like "ah yes. team villain. those were fun times"

im finishing up the post but i just remembered how there were a lot of people into ss impzel ! and i think its good. even hw impzel is good! i just like ss zelink more though 😞 but i can see it. hw impzel is funnier though because like. zeldas waking up from her nightmare and impas just in her bedroom like Ok girl we see u LOL. oh yeah sheiklink too.

anyway uhhhh. theres. a lot 👍

and the ones i dont mention, i may not really like or care for, but im also not gonna rag on people for what they like. just ... dont tear down everyone else for the sake of ur ship jfc 😭