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trippedandfell · 2 years
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Ok i’ve seen you post about it a few times and now i’m interested - what hockey rpf fics would you reccomend for a buddie shipper?
omg anon!! i’ve been waiting for a reason to post a bunch of hrpf recs, and you’ve just given me the perfect excuse <3
the fun thing about hrpf is that it’s such a big universe, so there’s tons of ships that have excellent fic written for them. the downside of that is that it’s a lot harder to get a grasp on the characters and their stories because, again, there’s so. many. of them. i normally start off by doing a quick scan of wikipedia and then googling events as they come up in the fic (for instance, the 2020 asg), but you do whatever works best for you! i know there’s a fair number of primers floating around on the internet, especially for newer ships, but i haven’t read most of them in detail, so i can’t really vouch for any of them. 
i found the easiest way to categorize this is in terms of what kind of buddie fic you like, so here we go - apologies that it got so long!!
if you like…
buck and eddie as coparents
you’ll probably be a fan of brioux! this article sums it up well, but the tl;dr of it all is - a twenty-something guy moves in with a newly-single father and his three sons and uh. proceeds to basically coparent them. (they did a christmas card together, y’all. it included their dogs. it still makes me feral every time i think about it.)
some personal favourites of mine include:
this exes-to-lovers wedding fic
this one where danny goes back to school, which gives off the Strongest eddie vibes
season one disaster buck
you’ll probably like tyler and jamie! disaster himbo + awkward, anxious captain - these two are wonderful and they have so. much. fic.
some faves include:
the fic of all time, or the soulmate time loop au
the one where tyler works in pr
the obligatory amnesia au
this one, which basically answers the question of “what if season one buck dated eddie”
best friends in love
you’ll probably like tk and nolan! enjoy bitchy teasing, enough hurt/comfort to make you cry for a week straight, and some of the most fun aus i’ve ever read.
there are so many I could pick, but reccing:
the. uh. the onlyfans au
this one, featuring tk as a teacher with the biggest buck energy
this small-town werewolf au
and, if you feel like getting your heart broken, this one about the 2022-2023 season
the dynamic from 2x01
no one does hatesex and rivals to lovers like mattdrai! if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if buck and eddie stayed enemies longer, here you go.
recs include:
this one, where they both wait out the lockout in germany
this secret relationship amnesia au
this 2022-2023 season au, which owns my entire heart and soul
this one, where they both end up playing for st. louis
the dynamic from 2x01, but with even more inadequacy issues
first overall and second overall that were constantly pitted against each other leading up to (and following) the draft. jack and connor are everything to me, tbh.
some of my faves include:
this estranged husband au (soooo many buddie vibes)
the words with friends au that lives in my head rent-free
this one where they take a road trip, which fucked me up for a solid week
the fucking. parallel universe au
this one, which kills me every time i reread it
and then just some other favourites:
this one, which is just. so fucking well-written
this jack/nolan bitch4bitch fic
the entirety of this warped tour au
this ghost hunter au
this one, about messy 20 year olds in love
there are sooo many more i could include but in the interest of keeping my sanity intact i’m going to stop here!! for further recs, i’ll direct you over to @grittyreadsfic, who is genuinely a joy to have in both the 911 and hrfp fandoms.
happy reading <3
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lovebillyhargrove · 3 months
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San Diego, California, August 1986
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@dragonflylady77 my little gift for you 💖💖
This is a moodboard and a part of the last chapter to my 212k + harringrove slow burn featuring season 1 Steve. It wouldn't have been possible without your help!! You betaed the first two chapters, thus paving a way for me to go on writing, you were always there when I struggled with a specific word or a synonym. I tried not to bug you too often, but knowing that your support is there, has meant the world. Thank you ❤️
Please listen to the song. Scorpions The Zoo. It rocks, just like Billy, just like The Hurricane
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Billy loves this time of day, when he finishes work, gets behind the camaro's wheel and sets off in the search of his pretty boy. Tonight, he's picking him up from the basketball court that he frequents, not far from the beach.
The job is done and I go out
Another boring day
I leave it all behind me now
So many worlds away
Boring is good, boring is their safe haven. The pain, the loss, all the suffering and fighting - is in the past, memories growing over it like moss.
The tyres of his car know these roads. Billy's feet remember the asphalt of these streets.
He is home, and Steve, after leaving Hawkins, has eased into their life here miraculously smoothly. Just like they slide into each other's embrace every night.
The evening is still pleasantly hot. There he is, playing basketball, he's been getting so good at it. The prettiest boy on planet earth.
Billy is rolling into the parking lot next to the court, music blasting through the brand new speakers that he installed only last week
I meet my girl, she's dressed to kill
And all we gonna do
Is walk around to catch the thrill
On streets we call the zoo
Steve doesn't see Billy, he's too busy playing the game, all lost in the excitement of it
But he hears the sound of the camaro's engine thundering
Hears the rough energetic guitar riffs
He knows - it's Hargrove, coming to watch him play, to pick him up
We eat the night, we drink the time
We make our dreams come true
And hungry eyes are passing by
On streets we call the zoo
Harrington is standing with his back to the parking lot, his eyes on the basket
Ready to shoot. He has only this fraction of a second before the guys from the other team come at him
The hairs on the back of his neck rise up, feeling Billy's eyes on him. Steve knows - he's standing there, watching
Goosebumps break all over the skin of his arms and a delicious tingle is running down his spine
Billy's eyes are on him. He feels the heat.
Steve shoots the ball and scores, guys whooping and high-fiving him and
"Yeah! Go Indiana!" Is heard behind his back
We eat the night, we drink the time
We make our dreams come true
And hungry eyes are passing by
On streets we call the zoo
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"Hey." Steve's all wide smiles and deep golden tan. California becomes him.
He's basking in the balmy sun rays and the cerulean blue of Billy's eyes, hair damp with sweat, sticking in different directions, his own eyes are lit
Hargrove just wants to drag the pretty boy away to a quiet place and sink his teeth into him.
"A nice three-pointer there, babe."
Billy's gaze is luminous with all the sunlight. Incandescent.
"Come on, let's go eat somewhere, I'm starving. And then we're driving to that little beach I was telling you about. Wanna lie in the ocean waves in darkness and kiss you in the moonlight."
His skin and dark blond hair is sun-drenched, and Steve's insides are constantly filled with quiet joy, to see his boyfriend like that
"Jesus, will you listen to that? Billy Hargrove, a romantic."
"Mm-hmm .. a little skinny dipping, what do you say to that?"
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blazehedgehog · 1 year
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Physical or digital media?
I would be a 100% physical media person if I could help it.
There are too many stories of games getting delisted for licensing or whatever. A developer pays for a celebrity likeness or a top 40 song or a specific model of car and five years later, whoops! The rights expired! The game goes poof. It's like it never existed. Doesn't matter how good or bad the game was.
And keep in mind, even a bad game is going to be somebody's favorite, and they deserve a way to still experience it.
If you have a disc, that disc is forever (within reason). If it's a digital game, it gets deleted from that reality. Literally deleted. I bought Forza Horizon 3 on PC a few years ago because Microsoft had the foresight to warn people when it was getting delisted. And thankfully, the servers are still up, and Microsoft says they are, at least for now, committed to letting you redownload delisted games that you paid for.
But that won't always be the case, and it's already happening that some games can permanently disappear. The Wii Shop Channel is gone now. All those Virtual Console games, all those WiiWare titles, if you missed your shot to download it from Nintendo, it's gone now. Doesn't matter how much you paid. If you connect that console to the internet all you'll have is an error message. The clock is also ticking on the 3DS and Wii U eShops, which are slated to close at the end of this month.
Stadia, in its entirety, is gone. Most (not all) of those games are available on other platforms... but if you bought it on Stadia, you will have to buy it again somewhere else, and hope that one day, that too does not also go down.
There are always gestures of preservation efforts made by the community. And I'm thankful for those. The Wii Shop Channel is gone, but all of those games have been backed up by pirates years ago. Believe me, I'm no stranger to the methods used to play games like Castlevania ReBirth or Fast Racing League, which died on the Wii Shop and have never been ported anywhere else to this day.
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But there are a lot of assumptions made in things like that which may not have practical solutions. Like, how many of you reading this blog have ever tried to emulate an original Xbox game on the PC? Microsoft only lets you access a small percentage of the Xbox library through their official backwards compatibility, but what if you want to venture outside of that?
It's not an easy process. Compatibility is a mess, system requirements are all over the place, and you have to get very specific dumps to even get the games to boot at all, assuming they can actually run. Yes, the data has been preserved, but it's not worth much when you can't do anything with it or need to spend $1500 on a PC good enough to run the emulation software.
It will always be easier to own the disc and throw it in the original hardware. A lot of Sega Saturn emulation still isn't an especially easy thing to run smoothly unless you have an above average gaming PC. I'd have to spend at least $300-$400 just to upgrade my system's CPU, but a couple years ago I spent $110 on a RetroTink2x Pro and I can hook my real hardware up to that just fine.
But even that's becoming it's own problem, because all of the greasy collectors have been moving in for years now and driving prices up on even the cheapest, most recent trash. The aftermarket is all but disappearing -- up through the launch of the PS4, it used to be you could find PS2 games for pennies. Now used prices seem to stay pretty much lock step with retailer MSRP (that's the price you pay for brand new shrinkwrapped games, kids). You might be lucky to find newer games on Ebay for a couple bucks off, but it's not like it used to be.
There are more and more and more stories about grifters like WATA coming in and "officially grading" retro games to be fake collector's items, leading to awful headlines like a copy of Super Mario 64, one of the most ubiquitous and common N64 games ever made, selling for a million dollars. That's like selling a bucket of tap water for a million dollars.
Buying physical is becoming a landmine because it's feeling like if you wait too long then you're at the mercy of scalpers and grifters and "collectors" who think they can throw a loose cart of Super Mario 64 up on Ebay and get $50-$70 for it.
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A part of me wants to slap on a tinfoil hat and say that this was a plan. Ten years ago, the used games market was the enemy for a corporation like Microsoft, because it was a method to get dirt cheap games without any of that money going to them.
And though they backed off from that after it publicly damaged the Xbox brand, they are still pushing very, very, very hard to move everything to digital where the used games market does not exist. The next generation of Xbox after the one we're on right now probably won't come with a disc drive at all for how much they push the all-digital Series S in the marketing.
How do you hurry that along? Turn the used games market in to "the collector's market" where those old games like Halo 2 are much more expensive and much less convenient than just buying a digital copy of The Master Chief Collection for $20 on the Xbox Store.
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And make no mistake, it is more convenient. Speaking as someone who has moved into smaller and smaller spaces over the last seven years, there comes a very real moment where you have to get rid of pieces of your life. Being able to plug a single box in and have my 18 year old Steam account with 1500+ games certainly seems a lot more comforting on the surface than having to lug five tubs of plastic cartridges and game discs around everywhere I go.
But what if the unthinkable happens, and Steam shuts down some day? I cannot reliably back up 1500 PC games. What if it gets stolen tomorrow and I can't get access back? Is convenient always better? Like, yeah, somebody could break in and steal my retro games, too, but that's a lot harder to do than breaking into my Steam account.
And this isn't even touching on the complications of ownership rights, and how certain businesses are trying to redefine what it means to be a "service" because that allows them to bypass the ownership laws meant to protect people like you and me.
The reality is, because of space, price, and availability concerns, I only really buy physical games if they're meaningfully important to me. And if they're important to me to own on a disc, I usually end up buying them digitally too, just for the convenience of digital. The Xbox 4 might not have a disc drive but I'll still be able to play the digital copy of Sonic Unleashed on it some day, while also being able to pop that same disc in my old 360, assuming it still works.
There are forces at work here and as always their goals are to take more and more and more of our money away from us. They have discovered a lot of great ways to do that. Buying physical is getting to be almost a matter of protest at this point.
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mrchaosman · 6 days
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Hahahahaahahaahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaa.
????: Sup, fools.
Susie: Who the hell are you?.
????: Well, I'm known as Creative Evil Empirical Prideful Amazing Brand overall Tyrant.
But........
You babies can call me.....
(Take a bite of the apple).
Creepa-bot (or creepa for short).
Susie: Like Hell we Gonna you that, Creative.......Empirical........
(More monitors with "Creepa" written on it).
Creepa: Creepa, remember that name well.
Susie: well, look "Creepa"
We are not babies.
Creepa: Teenagers are technically a babies but a bit intelligent (and Adults are even more intelligent Babies)
(Two monitors appears, one has "IDIOT" written in the screen and other has "LARGE IDIOT" written in the screen).
Susie: ......... isn't that make a baby too?.
Creepa: Hell Nah, I'm a computer (VERY SMART AND HANDSOME).
Susie:....Wait, WHAT?.
Creepa (flies away): Well, That's Cool and All but I have to go now (goodnight kids).
Susie: Wait, WAIT, Why'd You Captured Noelle?.
Creepa (returns to where he appeared): I also planned to capture you too but I ran out of cages (damn, that's sucks).
Susie: Angry, Why the CAPTURING-.
Creepa: so she become my loyal peon.
For my Plan to Taking Over The World.
Also, I might make her a "Creepafied".
Susie: WHAT, WHY???.
Creepa: Sounds cool.
Susie: well, Forgot it, Man.
No one is gonna turn anyone into a weird-looking robot.
Creepa: That Sound like a good peaceful way.
Susie: HUH??..
Creepa: Wanna a battle, Fatass?.
Susie: YES, YES DAMMIT, YES.
Creepa (flies away once again): ok, Goodbye.
Susie: WAIT, WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE YOU-
Creepa: Sorry, I don't have time for that (I was about to kick Your Ass).
But maybe I have some guys who can play with you.
(The mind-control devices floating above two NPCs before taking over them).
(Battle begins).
Creepa: Have fun (Bye).
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Creepa: alright, Noelle, do you accept to be my faithful loyal peon?.
If you do, I'll free you.
Just press the correct answer button.
Noelle: I... I'm Scared.
Creepa: Did You even log in a form like this before (OMG XD).
Noelle: No, it's everything else that's scary.
Creepa: Please fill this list out of the following emotions.
I already told you that being a Peon is really AWSAOME.
Susie: Noelle.
Noelle: S... Susie!?.... Kris!?.
Susie: Don't Worry, We won't let you become robotfied.
Noelle: THAT'S... SOMETHING THEY GOING TO DO?!?!.
Susie: Whoops, though. Uh, You Already know that.
Creepa: Well look at this, You Just Ruined the surprise.
Well Then.
(A rotor appears above the cage and flies away, taking Noelle with it).
Susie: W-Wait---!!.
Creepa: What a mess.
The peon must be "willing" to guide in the World Domination.
If only she had a fellow Peons to encourage her.
Susie:.........So?.
Creepa: So, You "fellas"
Hey.
Are you like.
...
Doing anything now?.
Ralsei: We aren't going to help you.
Creepa: Understood (activating mind-changing protocols).
(A butler falls from the sky with a plate in his hand, he pulls the cover and reveals a giant game console and then leaves).
Susie: a giant game console.
Creepa: I decided to humiliating you in a simple Children's way.
With some striking to your ego.
And then, there will be no way but to Serve me (and only me).
Susie: The Hell?!?!, I never played one of these before.
Ralsei: But Kris is quite good at games.
Susie: oh yeah, Kris, Forgot you were a Nerd, show him.
(You tried to use the console, but you are not tall or strong enough to use the controller).
Creepa: Ego Striking complete.
Activating Laughing mode.
Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ralsei: Uh... ummm... it's ok, kris... err... I'm short, too.
K... kris...!! Wait, I have an idea!.
Kris, if we combine our powers, then...
Look, I'll show what I've been participating.
(A light)
Ralsei: Magical Stool forme R.
Susie: now we're talking.
Alright Kris, Leave it to me.
Put your arms out.
Power Beast Forme S.
Move your arms and I'll move 'Em with You.
Let's go.
(Susie jumps at Ralsei).
Creepa: amazing, your transformation is only left your Weak Points out.
Ego Striking Efficiency 600% and rising.
Activating Virtual Battle.
(After the virtual battle, the game console got destroyed).
Sueie: heh, though you could defeat us?.
Creepa: [robotic evil laugh].
Oh boy that was totally... amazing.
You Earthling(s) are powerful than I expected.
And for this, I'll offer you with a new good and easy-for-babies contract.
Sign in to my Digital-Army.
And there is only a fifty percent chance that I'll resprite you up.
Please pick your answer:
Perish in the pixel doomsday.
Or...........
Accept me as the new leader (sexyman) to your world as well as Accepting the new regin.
(Perish accept).
(Perish❤️ accept).
Susie: (... The Hell did you say that so enthusiastically).
Ralsei: err. Creepa... aren't there any other options?.
Creepa: OF course, there is: Super-Perish.
Susie: yeah. Um, no perishing... bites.
Creepa: You can say it: Super-Bytes.
Susie: Would You get out of here already!?!?!?.
Creepa: got jt: set all settings to "Perish".
(Creepa leaves).
Susie: c'mon, let's go after him.
(After completing the "Accept2All" puzzle).
Creepa: You Just Typed: Accept 2 All.
And Thanks for agreeing 2 this peon release form.
With that being said: are three are officially my minions.
And I can use your likeness for cool sprites.
Susie: and what if we just...don't do what do you say?.
Creepa: in that situation, I'll have no choice but....
Use another guy I guess.
Susie: Uh. Better get started on that then.
Creepa: ok but I'll still going to use your Likeness.
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(The water roller thing idk).
Creepa: That’s end of the line, funny babies.
I been acting very nice that far but now it it time for:
Your awful impression (capture).
Drop the cages.
Ralsei: ...err. you missed.
Creepa: That isn't a miss it was a cyber calibration.
Susie:.. so, Uh, are you gonna try it again?.
Creepa: Nah I only have like 4 cages.
OK wait.
For I have a this little plot twist for you.
BEHOLD, MY...PEON.
(Noelle came).
Noelle: u... um... s-sorry, I just couldn't say no.
Susie: Noelle!?!?.
Noelle: H... Hi, Susie. Umm, how are you?.
Susie: umm, okay, I guess?.
Noelle: your... um... roller coaster is, um... I like it.
Susie: uhh... Yours too?
Noelle: Th... Thanks.
Susie:...
Creepa: Welp that's useless, bring in the other one.
(Berdly comes in).
Berdly: Fear not, My Beloved Noelle.
This valiant warrior of brave intelligence.
Will be your knight in the glow in the dark armor.
Susie: Berdly, You Asked BERDLY to be in your team!?!?.
Creepa: nope i didn't.
Berdly: That’s LORD Berdly to you simpletons.
And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly.
Susie:... the hell does that mean?.
Creepa: I have no idea just play along y'all.
Berdly: You See, thanks to our POWERFUL King...
We... Will soon rule the WORLD.
and Turn this land of fools... into smartopia.
A true scientocracy, where the geniuses of the world, can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia.
No Longer held back by Protozoans like YOU.
And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I.
Our Power... the "Light Nerd's" power...
Ralsei: You mean... "Lightners?"
Berdly: Um No. Creepa said "Light Nerds"
Creepa (laugh): Sure I did.
Ralsei: Berdly, Creepa's just manipulating you.
Berdly: Heh... that's what he SAID you'd say to me
Creepa (laugh): Sure I did.
Berdly: Now kris.
I must admit l, I feel pity for you.
Unlike Susie, I always saw some potential in you.
Join our side, and I might let you scrub our royal toilet.
(Do Not join).
Berdly: ah, kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much.
Well, if You're dead-set on proving your inferiority...
(Pulls his weapon).
Berdly: Allow me to assist you.
(Fight begins).
(After the fight).
Berdly: w-what...?
My coaster, it's...!
Wh... what!? That's not fair.
M... my king... save me...!!!
(Explosion).
Creepa: just in a second, bud.
Hello guys, I have a massive update.
You see.
This roller coaster you in it Right now.
It's not totally.
"Completed" yet.
Susie: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!.
Creepa: "Suffering"
(Creepa laugh and flies away as the roller coaster are about to fall).
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Noelle: K-Kris!! What are you---
Creepa: ohhh Nooeeeeeeeellle.
Noelle: (Don't let him find me...).
Creepa: Noelle, Where are you (kiddo).
Did ya forget that we are (officially) are team?.
And still have to be my willing and (official) minion.
(Notice Kris).
Creepa:... kris.
Been spotted.
It seems to me that our teammates have dodged on us
... so I see that it has came into this...
In order to find our team(inions)...
...
...
We have to form (unofficial) truce...
(Suddenly, Berdly comes in).
Berdly: Creepa, my greatest king, where are you??.
Creepa: oh crap don't let him find me
(Turns himself into a box near to Noelle).
Berdly: ah. Kris... not the being I was looking for.
... hmm? Where's the rest of the C+ Squad?
Don't yell me you got abandoned!?, HA.
HAHA!! That's what you get for trusting Susie, HA.
H... huh?, Noelle? Creepa?.
They're just... busy retro gaming somewhere!!.
I bet they're waiting for me on the player select screen.
Listening to strangely groovy music!! HAHA, HA, HA.
...
Sigh.
So it come to this.
In order to find our respective teams...
It APPEARS...
we must form an uneasy truce...
Creepa What... The
Who the (Whoops) said you could double trucies?
Berdly: HUH?, did you hear something?.
Creepa: No No don't worry, that's just aahhhhhh...
The sounds from the city.
Berdly: oh okay.
Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE.
(Berdly leaves).
(Creepa returns to his original appearance).
Creepa: Kris as a part of our truce (you and I just).
Keep Berdly out of our sight and find Noelle.
For you see...
Berdly... He's...
Alright there's no problems with him other than he just annoying as hell.
Toodles.
(Creepa leaves).
(Later).
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Creepa (drunk): oh.
Boy.
You arrived.
(Laughing).
I'm sorry kris while I've been looking for Noelle.
I eat like 4 of those weird funny apples.
They are made out of JPNG.
(Laughing and throw the apple).
Don't worry about that, it was safe-to-throw apple.
Look kris.
(The entity spotted got applesauce).
And now, that we are trucies, I start feeling that we both are quite the same.
(Crazy mode activating).
(Creepa held Kris from their head and they are upside down).
Creepa: You got that kris.
You don't have something so ridiculous as "having an opinions".
Or yelling while I kick Your Ass.
Or telling me some stupid-Ass plans for a "smartboys"-themed city and reality.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS GODDAMMIT.
why everyone else is so... Sad.
(Throws another, however this explodes).
Creepa: Sorry, I forgot this one is my BLOWING APPLE.
kris.
All I want is to make everyone happy.
Even if that means i have to destroy everything in my way to accomplish it.
Isn't that bad?.
It's fine.
No Need to Answer.
(Laughing).
You'll answer incorrectly anyway.
But hey Kris... while we're still trucies.
Probably we can sort it out?.
(Another game console fall appears, this one is smaller).
By PLAYING it Out.
Isn't that... cool, Kris?.
Just You and me.
Playing just like brothers (in a neutral way for you).
And best of it: No one can interrupt this (...hopefully).
(Suddenly, a golden statue of Berdly and Creepa's statue looks so small next to it).
(Berdly falls from the sky).
Berdly: King Creepa, I've been looking everywhere to show you this.
A monument to our greatness... together.
Creepa (confused): Wow.
Um, that, wow, ah, what, hahah, ohh, hehe, mhh..
How I can put it straight.
It looks very...
...
Amazing.
So amazing and great you are.
I love it so much.
Berdly; HAHA, I KNEW you'd be enamored. Such perfect taste.
Creepa: Yeah, they are cool.
As I know, specie(s) like don't have... nipples.
Berdly: haha... I will SOON...
in our IDEAL WORLD.
Kris, Feel free to admire our artisanship.
Creepa and I have plans to consider.
Creepa: Yup, that so awesome, I can't wait for it (what the hell am I doing with my life now, bro?).
Mmhahahahahahah.
It's Time go, Buttly.
(Berdly leaves).
Creepa: Keep moving I have to do something... alone (without you you little stinkass).
(Creepa backs to kris).
Creepa: I'm sorry about that, I must plan the hell out of here.
(Creepa leaves, as there is someone wearing a bucket on their head with a funny drawing on it).
Creepa: Cool face.
(Later)
Creepa: Noelle, Where are you (kiddo).
Noelle: (Oh No, Here he comes...)
Creepa: Noelle, please come back home, I have made a delicious PNG Cake.
(Notice Kris).
Creepa: OH, Kris, nice.
(Throw the cake to the ground).
Now kris, did you seen--.
Berdly: My great Crrrreeeeeeeeeeppaa.
Creepa: OH hell no.
Everyone, get into the Creepamobile.
(They got into the car).
Berdly: King Creepa, where did you go??.
I have baked you a gamer's delight.
Hmm... he's not here...
(Berdly leaves)
(Everyone get outside of the car).
Creepa: phew, that one was close.
Hey kris.
Who is the fella behind you?.
My identifying systems dose not able to identify them.
...and yet.
There is something about them that fells
Awesome.
Creepatic Even.
Noelle: (...).
Creepa: Kris, we have to drive find Noelle.
Everyone, get in the Creepamobile.
Creepa: ok, kris, press directions to steer.
But watch out, we don't want hit any cars, don't we?.
(You hit a car).
Creepa: Y'know what?, suck it, hit 'Em all.
So much fun, right kris.
You lightners love traffic, don't you.
You look it up all the time.
Unfortunately for Noelle, She'll love hitting all these cars.
Noelle (in Disguise): umm, Actually, I... she, um, might not, um...
Creepa: NOW YOU BUFFOONS, STOP EVERYTHING.
Kris, catch the apple.
(You catched the apple).
Creepa: Vitamin.
Wait, what, stop the car.
Holy (Whoops) it's so much traffic for today.
It's seems that Dog/cat thing has back selling the flakes on road again.
Kris, be a good child and go press the walk button.
It's over the the other side of the road.
Noelle (in Disguise): umm... I'll go, too...
Creepa: No, You gonna stay here...
Noelle (in Disguise): !?.
Creepa: So we can listen to all my CDs.
Noelle: o-okay.
(Kris... hurry up, please...).
(Here is the part where we met everyone's most wasted [[silly dude who makes fantracks and Arts since 1998]]
I'll link it here, so you guys can read both of Creepa's Saga and Scamcair's Saga).
(Anyway, after Scamcair's first encounter and Fight).
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Creepa: Come in.
(You got into the car).
Creepa: Kris, Remember, we HAVE to find Noelle.
(Creepa's signal activating).
(A signal that looks like Creepa's face appeared on the sky).
Creepa: When she see THE CREEPA SIGNAL, She'll came here, sooner or later.
Noelle (in Disguise): W... why do you... need to find Noelle so badly?.
Creepa: What are you even talking about?, this city is dangerous.
Poor, alone in the dark, and very scared and confused.
And suffering from the lack of vitamin.
Noelle (in Disguise): y... you're actually worried about her?.
Creepa: why do you think I'm wasting my time to find her.
Noelle (in Disguise):...
B... but why her?.
Wait, let me guess... is it because...
She's weak enough to make into your peon?.
Creepa: (audience laughs) Nah.
It's completely the opposite.
Because she's damn strong.
Noelle (in Disguise): h... huh? What do you--
Creepa: kris, can you please stop the car?.
Noelle (in Disguise): what's... wrong with it?.
Creepa: Phew.
One more minute and we three will be a dead-bytes (ohhhhhh spooky).
It seems that we have we have to split again...
On foot...
No more cool Creepamobile (crying).
...
Kris, just for reminder, if you saw Noelle
Tell her my ratings of her dancing in ballet is total.
Ohh, and if she asked for evidence.
Use this.
(Creepa's CDplayer was thrown to your KEY ITEMS).
Creepa: See ya.
(Creepa leaves)
(Later, in the carnival).
Noelle: O-oh no, he's coming back this way.
I'll hide in that stall.
Creepa hey you.
Yeah you.
Look at this.
(Throws the ball at the pens, causing them to explodes).
Creepa: Epic, right?.
And now, where is my hard-earned prize.
Noelle (in Disguise): oh! Um...
(Giving Creepa a prize).
H-here.
Creepa: Nice (hopefully it's a pony).
(Before he leaves).
Wait a sac, I actually don't it.
(Creepa give it to kris and then leaves).
(After the gang goes to Creepa's Mansion).
Creepa: Kris, I can't believe it, you brought Noelle right in front of me.
I knew that our trucies was good.
But I'm sorry kris, you found your teammates and mine, that means that our truce is over.
Noelle, come over here, NOW.
Noelle: but I... I...
Creepa: Noelle, I'll say this one time (for infinity)
Get back here Get back here Get back here
Get back here
Get back here
Get back here
Get back here.
Noelle: I... I...
Creepa: are you for real?.
I guess I have no other choice.
How about if you didn't listen to me.
A little lonely bird will take a shower in the lava.
Noelle: b... Berdly.
(That’s right, he was just with us...).
(Creepa must have Captured him while are not looking...).
(...)
(I... I'm sorry kris, Susie... I...).
(I wish I could have stayed with you but...)
(I... I can't let Berdly gets hurt, Y'know?).
Susie:...
Creepa: aww, don't be sad, Noelle
For the remaining parts is the final step.
(Suddenly, Berdly comes in).
Berdly: the amazing Creepa, there you are.
Sorry, I thought I saw in a used game store.
Oh, Noelle, Are you okay?, you look a little funny.
Creepa: Plan B activate.
(A cage appears and captures Noelle and Flies away).
Berdly: h-huh?.
What are you doing!?.
Creepa: I saw how her will must be released by force.
Maybe by making her a Creepafied...?.
Berdly: B-but... you said you wouldn't do that if I...
Creepa: Lie detection is off.
Berdly: We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!.
Creepa: you want something fair?
Then have it your way.
(Three cages appears and captures Berdly, Susie and Kris).
Susie: H-HEY.
Creepa: Good thing that I have fully updated these cages.
Berdly: You... you said I could trust you.
You said that you were a gamer.
Creepa: Berdly.
Did You know that I hates games?.
Berdly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Creepa: one of you buffoons is gonna help me in my Plan and it's gonna be Noelle.
And the rest of you.
Go to your rooms.
Hahahahahahaha.
(The camera then points at Ralsei as Creepa victoriously laugh).
Ralsei: wh... what are you going to do with me?.
(Creepa realise that he didn't capture Ralsei).
Creepa: ohh (Whoops)
And you are here... still.
I only have like 4 cages bro.
I totally didn't know that.
(In the top).
Susie: Here he is.
Creepa, STOP right there.
Creepa: Cool, my not-too-much-favourite babies.
Just in time to witness my new regin.
And with Noelle under my control.
This is only a matter of time before Turns this world
And release her true power.
Covering the whole world with darkness.
Susie: Too late dumbass.
Noelle's with Berdly.
Creepa: Ohh really?.
Then who is that?.
(Berdly falls from the sky, this time with a bucket on his head).
Ralsei: b... Berdly?! But he's been...
Creepa: With Noelle.
After I discovered about the bucket mask thing, I decided to "update" it a bit to my advantage.
Making them from just a Disguise to a mind-controlling devices.
Now everyone can enjoy watching this.
(Evil laugh mode activating).
Susie: Wait, then... where is Noelle?!.
(Evil laugh mode overdrive).
I don't know (I know everything).
(The fun gang pulls their weapons)
Susie: enough already.
Creepa: Ohh boy.
To be honest, I liked you three.
It's gonna be a shame to force you to Serve me.
I'll enjoy it to the last.
(Creepa laugh).
(Battle starts).
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ofpineapplesanddawns · 9 months
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sharing an umbrella in the rain, or a coat/blanket in the cold
For Lucian/Peter (any version) if the post as of an hour ago is still the case?
I'm still taking requests all day! (until I have work tonight) I think I'll go with... the new au, because I'm having so much fun with it.
On with the fic!
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"Shit, shit, shit, this was a stupid idea. God, I should have known better!
"It's not your fault that weather is unpredictable, Peter."
"Then what the fuck's the point of an almanac!? Or a weather app?!"
"I... I'm honestly shocked you know that almanacs were used to help predict weather."
"I'm not as dumb as people online think I am." Peter scoffed as he tried to keep his head covered with a newspaper, but it was doing a very, very poor job of covering his head. It wasn't like he could get sick anymore, but being a vampire meant that the cold really bothered him more than it used to, and this rain was fucking freezing!
"I am aware of that fact, my love, you are very intelligent." Lucian said as he tried to break the lock on the door of the building they needed to get into. They could have picked their way in, but Peter had left the lock picking kit at home by accident, so lycan strength was needed.
Peter scoffed and tossed the soggy paper aside, shuddering as he felt cold rain run down the collar of his sweater and down his back. He should have worn a hoodie, but he liked this sweater, it was comfy and black and had little decals of black bats on it when you saw it in the light. He had not prepared for tonight, fuck!
"I don't think we can break the lock, we might have to come back tomorrow with the kit, this door is too thick for me to break the lock off of." Lucian sighed, shaking out his hair, spraying water all over.
Peter shouted and glared. "Was that necessary?" He asked, doing everything in his power to not make a wet dog joke.
"Sorry." Lucian frowned, turning to him. "It was sticking to my face. Let's get back to the car, you're soaked to the bone."
"Feels like it's deeper than that." Peter shivered, rubbing at his arms. All he wanted was a hot bath and a cup of coffee right now, he was freezing! And to totally cuddle up with his extra-hot (in more ways than one) boyfriend-
He blinked when he noticed he wasn't being pelted by rain and looked up, seeing the familiar inside of Lucian's jacket. He looked at the lycan, who was now becoming soaked by the rain. He smiled at Peter. "I think you might need this more than me."
"But... you're wet now." Peter said, dumbly.
"I am hotter than you, I'll be fine. You need this more than me." Lucian said, keeping Peter covered before directing him in the direction of the car.
Peter coughed awkwardly, not sure what to really say to such a cliche, romantic gesture that really shouldn't make his shitty, vampire heart beat like a jackhammer. But, whoop, there it goes! God, he really loved this giant wolf man.
"Thanks." He mumbled in the rain when they got to the car. "That was... really sweet of you, babe."
Lucian smiled, knowingly, like he understood what Peter really meant. "Of course. Let's get home before we find out if vampires can get colds."
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I kinda ended up mixing the two themes. :)
You guys keep giving me the sweetest themes for these two and I keep churning out fluff with Peter's brand of terrible language.
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cult-of-the-gundead · 3 months
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Foot Lieutenant and Brute Headcanon dump post
I just have these two in my head constantly, and I need to get my thoughts on them down somewhere.
(A lot of these have to do with the world ignites with you, a lyricfic i made detailing my interpretation of their backstory)
TW: Cults, Manipulation/Brainwashing (please tell me if i need to add any more tws)
General Anatomy
At first glance, they just seem like purple skinned, wrinkly humans with yellow eyes, pointed ears, and weird flaming footprint markings over their face... but closer inspection reveals more little details.
Their finger and toenails are clawed, their teeth are all sharp, their tongues are thin and long with rings lining them (akin to a Krang's), and they lack any sort of hairs on their body. Should you manage to dissect them, you would discover that their organs are quite different than a normal human's. All of this leaves one single question: What are they?
The answer? Krang-human hybrids, born human and, for lack of better words, mutated into their current state around when The Shredder's reign of terror happened.
This was very, very painful, and they do not wish to have anyone else go through that same agony. Besides, how would they get the required stuff for the procedure, anyway?
Brute is the only one with pupils. They're slits, and yes, they can widen.
Other than increased durability, agility, and strength, along with a healing factor (rendering them able to quickly heal from cuts and being pierced, but blunt force and bone damage isn't factored into the healing.) and immunity to effects of aging... they don't really have any sort of fancy powers other than "unable to be mutated via ooze/mutagen". (This does not transfer to immunity to mutation via direct Krang biomatter)
I kinda lied with that last point. Lieutenant DOES have weird lightning powers... but they exhaust him quickly, and he prefers to not use them. At least he's more mystically inclined because of it. (based off these screenshots from a chinese rottmnt gacha game)
Origins
Long, long ago... they were two normal men in the Foot Clan, before The Shredder, known as Tatsuya (Lieutenant) and Daisuke (Brute)
They were rather close to Saki and Karai, and he even trusted them with the safety of the clan, should something bad happen to him. As if that would ever happen!
It did happen.
Oh lord did it happen.
War broke out, the clan faced utter destruction, and.... Saki was desperate. He made a deal with what he believed was an Oni, and acquired the Kuroi Yōroi, and... yeah we know what happened next. Armor took hold of him, swallowed his soul, and The Shredder came into being. All while everyone close to him could only watch as a man they loved and respected slowly turned down a dark, dark path.
The Shredder viewed those working for him as tools, and this included Tatsuya and Daisuke, who he slowly convinced to give up their names, to become mutated, and be perfectly "marked" (aka more or less branded). All for his sake.
Yeah those footprints on their faces? Those are, for lack of better words, brands. And they still hurt, still give them searing, unending pain. The concoction used to brand them was modified over the years, so newer Foot Clan members have the pain lessened, but they aren't so lucky.
Now, years later... they can't even remember their old names, and a good chunk of their lives before Shredder. To them, they are the hands of him and his heralds (aka the Krang). And that is all they need to be. Hell, they can't even really remember Oroku Saki or Karai, with them only remembering the latter as an enemy, as something to be killed.
Yeah they have memory issues!! This is kinda self projection whoops.
If you were to call them by their real names, they would kinda... space out for a moment.
By now, they follow the teachings of The Shredder and his heralds to a T, and all members of the Foot Clan must follow them perfectly if they want acceptance, too. It is as it should be.
Did they love Cassandra as if she was their own child? Yes. Did they also see her as an extension of The Shredder, as with every other Foot Clan member? Also yes.
Speaking of Cass... she reminds them of Karai, but they don't really remember her, so they get faint memories of her as a kid that fade shortly after sometimes when they're with her.
Other Notes
They are in love. Yeah this has to do with little but. Look at them and their in-show interactions.
Brute is very good with kids and younger people in general. He's just a caring dude.
Lieutenant has ADHD, and Brute has Autism. Is this more self projection? I dunno they just feel that way to me.
Lieutenant is the kinda guy to just buy everything at a store, while Brute always sticks to a list.
Lieutenant's favorite season is Summer, while Brute's is Fall.
Lieutenant is rather verbally affectionate (and verbal in general), while Brute prefers simple gestures and gifts.
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bizarrescribblez · 2 years
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Selfshiptember Day 1: First Time Meeting
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[me pov]
“Walking into a store that has a giant UFO displayed in the front seems kind of ironic don’t you think?” I asked staring at the display of Fry’s Electronics. The parking lot was barren; a sign of the days of shopping in person becoming a thing of the past. Only a few cars scattered and OJ’s pickup truck painted the scene, they practically looked like ants in front of the gigantic store. The only response to my question was a slight laugh from Em as we all walked into the store. I wasn’t sure of anything technical or electronic so I let Em and OJ do their thing as I walked around the slightly empty store. I’ve never been in a store like this before so I took it all in before darting to the small candy aisle.
“Whoops- sorry…” I mumbled an apology when I almost bumped into an employee. She seemed to not be too bothered by it before glancing at her co-worker and letting out a chuckle. I looked at her name tag and it said ‘Nessie’ until I tried not to focus once she faced me and gave a smug smile.
“Good luck.” Was all I heard before she walked away. It left me confused before grabbing two bags of gummy bears and going to the vacant register, bumping into Em and OJ on my way.
“You guys find what you were looking for?” I ask as I observed the small bagged up electrical items in their cart. “It doesn’t look like a lot..”
“Oh this kinda sweaty looking guy who checked us out has the rest. Said we couldn’t be able to install it ourselves so he’s coming by later.” Emerald answered before giving a mischievous face. “The stuff we bought wasn’t the only thing he was checking out though.”
Connecting the dots with Nessie’s comment now Em’s ‘joke’ made me roll my eyes. The last thing I need is a possible neckbeard wanting to ask me out.
“Ha ha. Very funny.”
“It’s true! Go buy your candy and tell me about it! We’ll be waiting for you outside!” Emerald encouraged me before I huffed and separated from the two.
Walking felt like an eternity trying to decipher or fathom who was even at the register. The neckbeard possibility wasn’t too far off, I mean I probably didn’t choose the best fashion choice today when it comes to warding off those kind of guys (in case you were wondering yes I was wearing my matching cinnamonroll tank + shorts combo and my on brand Lizzie McGuire looking shoes). I kind of avoided eye contact upon arriving at the register as I put the two bags of candy on the flat surface.
“Hi. These two please.” I said blankly before looking up and. Oh man. He was hot-
[Angel’s pov]
Oh shit. Oh fuck she ended up coming up by herself. If Nessie told her anything I swear to-
“Oh hey Um- welcome to Fry’s…” I awkwardly made the obligatory start to her. It’s not everyday you get broken up with and feeling like love is dead for a week straight.. then being met with possibly the light of your life. But today was that day, as crazy as that sounded. I mean- two folks walking in vaguely implying ufo hunting was already crazy but this was the cherry on top. She was beautiful. I’m not sure who the silly rabbit thing was on her clothes but that just added to the cuteness. There was a slight couple seconds of silence before she looked red.
[me pov]
OH NOOOO HES HOT. I couldn’t even hide my red face.
“Oh man - summer am I right?” I said in an attempt to make it less obvious I was red over him, although in hindsight I’m sure it didn’t help at all.
“Oh I get you, it kinda slips in even with the air conditioning..” He added on. He quickly looked to see the candy before frantically scanning them. “Okay that’s gonna be..6.98” He said, talking kind of slower as if he didn’t want the conversation to end. I didn’t want it to either. I grabbed a $5 from my pocket before realization hit.
I needed two more dollars..
I started patting my pockets which was a habit when I was forgetting something as I noted he was focusing on this action.
“..I’m sorry can you take one of those off, I can only get one. I think I left my bag in the truck..” I apologized kind of mentally hitting myself in the head as to why I left my bag in the truck in an empty parking lot where anybody can break in and take it.
“Oh hey..don’t worry about it. I’ll just-“ He took both candy bags and attempted to slip them both in the shopping bag until he noticed an older man from afar looking at him before placing just one candy bag in the plastic bag. “Sorry..”
“Hey it’s fine, I appreciate the though-“ I said before seeing his name tag.
Angel… fitting for the sweet act he was going to do.
“….thank you for almost letting me steal from your job.” A chuckle escaped his lips as I handed him the $5. Change was given as I took it from his slightly sweaty hand. Something that could be seen as gross, was a sign I was leaving a good impression on him. “I’ll see you around I hope.” Knowing he’d come by to Haywood in a little while.
“I hope so- I mean! Yeah I hope to see you around too!” Angel said awkwardly. I then made my way outside hoping I wasn’t keeping OJ and Em outside for long.
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[me pov]
Waiting for Angel felt like an eternity. The only thing keeping me grounded from thinking about him was the looming fear of an extra terrestrial attacking at any second and Emerald slumped on the porch asking me a million questions about him. However, before I could attempt to answer any of them, a van with ‘Fry’s Tech Team’ written on the side pulled up to the front of the farmhouse.
“There’s your loverboy~” Em teased as I shook my head in reply. The three of us gathered by the van as he came out, let out a yawn and greeted us.
“Sup.”
An opening of the van’s back doors and a scream from him (immediately calmed by OJ) later Em was off to their own devices as me, him and OJ were left. Overhearing their conversation, a few things were noticed.
A name of a woman going by “Rebecca Diaz”.
Rebecca Diaz is not only a model but an actress. Is going to be on the CW.
And she’s Angel’s ex (she dumped him).
Dread filled my entire body as I started realizing ‘hey maybe you were overthinking everything at the store? maybe he really was hot from the summer heat?’. I slumped a bit before feeling a tap on my shoulder, the dread grew deeper as Angel was in my sights.
“Hey, I think I owe you something.” He grinned before handing me the second bag of gummy bears.
“Wh- how?” I asked. Although I was moreso curious why he cared about something so small than how he got them.
“I had Nessie distract our boss while I snuck them into the van.” He gave a playful wink which didn’t help the dread I felt a minute prior. I held the bag close as my smile grew.
“….you didn’t have to do that. I’ll pay you back- here I have the change you gave me-“ I used my free hand to reach for my pocket as he waved his hands in objection.
“Hey- it’s okay you don’t have to pay me it’s just four dollars it’s okay.” Angel objected before pursing his lips and raising an eyebrow. “Although I wouldn’t mind being repaid with a couple gummy bears…”
Said proposal made an unexpected chuckle escape from me as I lightly punched his shoulder. Noting the sudden playful smile on his face.
“I accept the gummy bear payment. I’ll make sure to save you half after you- do what you gotta do out here.” We both stood smiling for what felt like a minute before OJ started to guide him where to put up the cameras.
“HEY!” Angel shouted from a couple feet away. “I DIDN’T GET YOUR NAME!”
Another chuckle escaped. “I’M MIA!” I shouted back humoring him. A second of silence for him to process hit.
“COOL! .. JUST LIKE THE MOVIE!” The joke made me playfully roll me eyes. “I’M ANGEL!”
“I KNOW I SAW YOUR NAME TAG EARLIER.” I could hear him laugh from a longer distance as I waved to him before sitting back on the porch.
Even if this ufo is something to possibly be feared of, I gotta thank whatever it is for this.
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WOO BOY. First finished fic of selfshiptember.. only 29 to go X]!! Hopefully y’all liked it im really rusty with my writing but this month will be like a fun exercise for me! THANKING THE OP OF THE PROMPT LIST @strawberry--bat for coming up with this fun month long list I’m so excited to do the other ones …
Tag List:
(If anybody wants to be tagged let me know :))) @jils-things @pinkdinkydoon @captainscyarika
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beef-unknwn · 2 years
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alright. i said some stuff on twtr that i wanna say here too plus some other stuff (id under the cut) (btw sorry if the id sux im typing it out myself and ive never done that before)
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ID: A thread of posts by Twitter User: Kai Unknown (me) about his opinions on the relationship dynamic between Marinette/Ladybug and Adrien/Chat Noir from the series 'Miraculous Ladybug'
The thread goes as follows:
i feel like the adrien/chat and marinette/ladybug dynamic should've been more like this:
okay before we actually talk about their dynamic lets talk about their individual dichotomies, starting with mari/lb
marinette is clumsy and can be seen as unlucky, but despite this she makes the best out of bad situations. ladybug is the embodiment of good luck and she never really has to worry all too much about things going wrong (put a pin on ladybug here)
adrien was born into luxury and can be seen as lucky but he wants to escape. hes a bird in a cage and his time as chat allows him to be free. he feels more like himself as chat kinda like how batman feels about his identities
mari is adriens first friend outside of chloe and he sees that they are oh so different. he starts to admire how she seems to find light in dark places and maybe its more than platonic..
mari, on the other hand, just sees him as the popular guy she'll never be able to be with so she doesn't really care much about him outside of being his friend. (a role reversal, if you will)
however, as ladybug shes pressured to save the day. she doesn't feel like herself as ladybug, its a persona, a chore. she doesnt want to be ladybug but she has to be and when she sees chat be more passionate about hero work SHE admires HIM; therefore becoming more motivated
yeah, yeah it's just a reverse of their dynamic but i feel like this simple change would've made their characters more interesting idk
(End ID)
gosh that was tiresome to re-type. anyhow uhh
due to twitter's filthy character limits i wasnt able to fully show my point. but thanks to tumblr's virtually infinite character limit i can!
so like you read, this simple role reversal could really make for interesting dynamics.
Adrien was raised by virtually no parents. His only friend ever was Chloe. I feel like he should've been more snooty like her but feel way bad about it. And soon he meets Mari who's like "Woah! Okay, jerk." but she's still like "Here. Have a macaron. Jerk (be nicer next time)" and Nino is also there "Yo, dude! Way harsh! Tone it done, why don't you?" so he starts becoming a better person (way faster than Chloe) Nino being super chill is like the best influence ever. And Mari? aka The Really Nice Bakery Girl Who Gave Up Her Umbrella For You (You Jerk)? Yeah, he's got good influences all around.
But.. That's not quite the end of his story, is it? He still wants an escape from this caged life he's been living. I mean, sure he goes to school and photoshoots and fencing but he never gets to go out when HE wants to. He still has to follow a routine. Until...
Chat Noir. It's his chance to break out and fly and see all sorts of things he could only glimpse at from the window where his cage sits by. He finally gets to feel the breeze in his hair without it being manufactured for a commercial. He gets to jump around and do stunts without it being shot take after take for some brand deal. His chains no longer bound him. This is he.
Now, Mari (sorry for shortening her name all the time it's literally 1am and I have school) She's the local bakers' girl. She's clumsy, kind and looks for the best parts in people. Although, this girl's got a bad case of imposter syndrome.. She's too hard on herself even though she's probably the best person in town, ever. Alya being her bff is like the best foil to this. Mama hypes her up better than a cheerleader squad.
Her imposter syndrome only grows worse when she is appointed as ladybug. She's the most humble dumbass ever and outright refuses to use the miraculous until whoops! The town is seriously in danger, sis. We need to MOVE.
When she sees Chat Noir so happy doing hero work, saving citizens, helping people; she's reminded that this is a BIG responsibility but she gets to help. She still thinks she isn't worthy of being Ladybug until Chat tells her something along the lines of "I don't think I'm worthy either. I'm kind of a jerk actually haha... But now.. I get to be something else.. something better. I get to be a myself.. I get to be.. a hero"
A hero. Someone.. people notice.. right? So, if she's Ladybug, people will notice her. Right? It's not about attention or fame or anything she's just.. never really felt.. Important. And now she's realizing that 'Oh shit. Right. I'm a hero now and heroes are important. I'm important. I'm.. Important..'
So yeah anyway essay over I'm sleepy go home, everybody.
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unsolvedrubixscube · 2 years
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Don’t Let Me Get Me
AO3
At long last Sasha Waybright, ex-child star, has complete control of her brand and free to do what she really wants, becoming a rock star.
To bad the media, her mother, and every record company in existence thinks she's insane and investing in her economic suicide.
She'll just have to pull off her first album herself or die trying.
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 Sasha throws open the doors of the green room, hurries past a group of interns munching on stale donuts and old coffee, and rushes to the door that had the glowing On Air sign above it.
 “There you are!” cries a woman in shoulder pads and too much makeup, the brains and brawn behind the incredibly popular, if not bland, morning talk show, Morning with Melody.    
“We go live in two!” the show director hisses clutching her clipboard with two-inch acrylic nails.
 “So, talk about your sponsors some more,” Sasha says tugging down her scarf so a lady could apply makeup to her face. “There was ice, no one here knows how to drive.”
 The show director mutters something about how Mrs. Waybright was always punctual but barks orders into her headset giving Sasha time to pull off her scarf, gloves, and puffer coat. Out on the stage, Melody prattles on about their sponsor, a water filter that extends your lifespan.
 After the appropriate amount of product placement and intro music Melody gestures to stage right and says, “Please welcome our special guest, Sasha Waybright, better known for her role as Skye on Staying Popular!”      
 This is followed by a round of applause from the live audience as Sasha strides on stage.
 Sasha shakes hands with Melody, a generic white lady in her early 30s who already had a bit of unnatural stiffness in the corner of her eyes due to Botox, a huge genuine smile on her own face.
 “Oh, your hat,” Melody says gesturing to her own head.
 “Whoops, right, thanks,” Sasha says leaning into the fake causal small talk viewers seemed to love, “the weather made me late. You know how it is.”
 “I know, all snow and ice ugh.”
 “Terrifying,” Sasha says.
 “Dreadful,” Melody agrees.
 Sasha pulls her beanie off revealing a very much not girl-next-door pixie cut dyed a bright hot pink and half a dozen new ear piercings. Melody simply stares at her for half a second. Someone in the audience coughs.
 Cutting and dying your hair doesn’t quite have the same shock value it did twenty years ago but being Gisney’s live action golden child of ten years with no public meltdowns, no drugs scandals, and no international fiascos every little bit of rebellion stood out in stark contrast.
 “I see you’ve cut your hair,” Melody ventures.
 “Oh, yes!” Sasha says as if she had just remembered what her own head looked like, “It was just so much work styling it every day. Such a pain. I love my new style! Don’t you?”
 “It’s very bold,” Melody says noncommittally before taking back control of the interview. “Now you said you had a big announcement regarding the direction you plan on taking your career! We’ve hardly seen you after the final season of    Staying Popular. Your fans are dying to know when Skye will be back on screen.”
 The audience cheers, some of them wave signs that read Bring Back Skye.  
 “Aww,” Sasha cooes at the audience, “Thank you guys so much for your support. Staying Popular would have never made it past day one if it wasn't for all of you.”
 Another round of cheers mixed in with screams. Damn, Sasha was going to miss the raw support if nothing else from show biz. Melody waits for the crowd to quiet down before continuing.
 “Rumors have been circulating about your mother lining you up to move onto Hollywood. If only we all could be that lucky. While others say you’ve been pushing for your music career. That’s got to be stressful, has that played into your hiatus at all?”
 “Well Melody, I’ve got to be honest. You see the reason I’ve been out of the limelight is because I’ve been working out the legal details with my ex-manager.”
 “You mean your mother, Kristina Waybright?” Melody asks, leaning forward, smelling blood in the water.
 “Yes,” Sasha puts a hand on her chest, “I greatly appreciate everything she’s done for me over these past ten years, but I need to spread my wings and fly, sing my own song, you know?” While she talked Sasha casually unzips her jacket. “I’m sorry to say that the chapter of my life that involved Skye and     Staying Popular is over.”
 There was a round of sympathetic and disappointed sounds from the audience but after two years with no signs of the show returning, they should have gotten the memo. Sasha pulls flaps of her jacket apart exposing her T-shirt underneath.
 “In fact, I’m now officially an independent artist. My time working with Gisney is over. So, I can finally say this.”
 Sasha stops holding back her smile and stands showing off her shirt. It’s a custom T made specifically for this interview. The whole thing is colored like a gay pride flag with two same-sex pairing stick figures on the bottom making out, and in case that wasn’t obvious enough above them white letters read      The World Has Bigger Problems Than Girls That Kiss Girls and Boys That Kiss Boys. You know, just to piss off the good Christian demographic.
 “The industry can eat my entire ass.”  
 Sasha double flips off the cameras right as the show director scream Go to commercial! and sprints off the set.
 Sasha cackles, straight up cackles, in the car as they drive away from the studio.
 “And then, and then, you could  feel when Melody saw the shirt!” she dissolves into a fit of giggles, “God, I can’t wait to see their faces on social! Whooo!” Sasha pumps her fist, “Oh my god that was  amazing! Where is the champagne? I need to celebrate.”
 She rummages around in the jeep’s icebox looking for something alcoholic.
 “Not here,” Grime, her driver, a five-foot-six ex-navy seal built like a brick house, rumbles from the front seat.
 “What! Rude, Grimesy, just rude,” Sasha says leaning back in her seat. “I’m twenty-one you know, I can have alcohol now, legally. And it’s not like I haven’t before.”
 “You are barely twenty-one and it’s not even ten,” Grime replies, “No drinking before five.”
 Sasha slumps down further. “Buzzkill.”
 “It’s literally why you pay me.”
 Sasha grunts and then sits up looking out the windows.
 “Wait, where are we going?”
 Grime pulls into the drive-through line of one of those cheap fast-food chains she’d never been allowed to go to.
 “Want some ice cream?” Grime barely gets the words out.
 “Yes!”
 Sasha gets a shake with as many pieces of candy in it she can order.
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The River Queen Part 1
The Airboat cruised across the placid black water, carelessly swerving between the twists and turns of the river. The world around me began to mesh into a blur of tangled saw grass and towering cypress trees. Each sharp erratic turn felt like a moment from disaster, my stomach seemingly knotting itself together, encouraging a vile stream of bile to escape me. Disregarding my unwarranted fears, the Airboat skillfully drifted between the unmarked river bends, carrying us further into this alien world.
"You boys ever been to the Everglades?" A thick southern voice did its best to cut through the roaring whooping of the Airboat's propeller blades cutting through the dense swampy air around us. Behind my surprisingly cushioned black leather seat was a short middle-aged man who sat perfectly above us. His seat was positioned just behind the boat's rusted prop cage; the only indication of his position was the long, rusted silver pole that steered us.
"Say that again, Jack?" to my left, Elliot's voice also attempted to cut through the constant droning whir of the propeller blades. But, unfortunately, Elliot didn't carry the same amount of southern charm or power capable of reaching past the Airboat's constant roar.
My gaze shifted to Elliot, the blonde doing his best to keep his back straight as the boat rocked and churned. He was my age, going to turn twenty-one this coming year, precisely one month before I did. He was a six foot one, maybe even a generous six-two; it didn't help that he never slouched his back, always a pillar of the male figure. The man had a well-built rectangular frame, nothing too crazy, just the benefits of playing baseball most of his life.
I always thought he should have shifted his attention to running my argument, being supported by what I thought were some of the soundest and most compelling benefits paired with athletic activity. But instead, the brief time between or after his four-hour practices consisted of video games, pizza, and me relentlessly begging the guy to move his attention to the Track team. Between slices, I would list the benefits it would provide, including but not limited to less than four-hour practices, meetings including girls, physical endurance, and, oh yeah, Girls!
It bewildered me that a young man who had chosen to avoid the polluted mesh of garbage and sugar-filled traps that had taken so much of America's youth had such a bad streak with women. Maybe it was his sense of clothing, but then again, anyone in shape could pull off at least, in my mind, the classic workout garb.
Looking at him now, Elliot had tucked his thick blonde hair beneath the restricting confines of a simple crimson-red baseball cap with ivory-white eyelets and a coal-black interior. The hat was paired with a jet-black Adidas sports shirt. The thin black fabric didn't strain against his chest but provided an excellent outline of his well-trimmed form. The shirt was neatly tucked into the well-rimmed confines of crimson red Nike shorts, perhaps a shade darker than his cap. I cringed at the ivory-white brands stapled onto his chest and legs.
The guy looked like a walking-talking ad for baseball. Still, besides my petty envy, I couldn't deny that my friend made the outfit work, becoming a trim crimson-black staple of masculinity hidden within the Spanish moss and cypress of the swamp.
In a flash, mear moments after Elliot's question, the airboats screaming blades began to fade, and the flying scrap metal we had found ourselves in slowly began to ease closer to a standstill. As the boat's roar gradually halted, reducing its invasive presence out of the swamp, Jack motioned for us to remove our headphones.
"Sorry, boys, we don't usually drift this late at night," Jack was what I imagined to be the very embodiment of the rumored Southern charm. Jack looked to be in his forties but talked with the attitude of a guy in his eighties. His educated and well-formed words carried the cheerful and somewhat alien addition of unknown phrases and slang that I didn't dare to repeat. When some unknown group of medium-sized birds had flown from a patch of sawgrass earlier, Jack had pulled the boat to an immediate stop. Then, frantically motioning towards the retreating birds, Jack began to ramble about grass guzzlers and frog-stealing buzzards.
"Well, we don't usually go air boating, so we're a little too dumb to notice a good night from a shit one," The sound of my voice uncensored by the confines of the sound-dampening headphones gave some form of bliss relief to my growing anxiety. But, unfortunately, the grim reality beyond the small motorized steel fan was a shrouded and unrecognizable environment. The only prominent light source was the blinding LED flood light perched an inch above Jack's chair. However, even this tiny spark of clearance was nothing against the towering cypress and unending saw grass around us.
Maybe it was that after an hour of drifting, the only animals we saw were the veiled outlines of retreating birds. We were in the heart of the Everglades, drifting amidst the night common sense, and Jack told us that the more appealing and crowd-driven animals were more active among the moonlight. And sure, we heard them every time we stopped; a mixture of clicks, chirps, and low growls emanated from the hidden world around us. But it seemed like every time we stopped and Jack positioned the light for a look, our reward was nothing, not a trace of their existence or a hint of their presence.
The absence of animals was my main disappointment and the most prominent factor contributing to my growing fear of the swampy landscape around us. Seeing the animals would have eased my nerves but hearing them snorting and stirring around us from seemingly all corners was beginning to make me doubt the security of the boat. Unjustified fears of pumas or gators breaching the darkness around us filled my consciousness, their unseen bright yellow eyes burning into my soul. The beast's teeth and claws rip into my flesh, dragging my mutilated body into the water, my screams echoing throughout the night.
"Haha, HA! That certainly is accurate; most of you Yankees don't dare dream of a ride through the Muck City," Jack's laughter broke my conscious away from the unjust fears plaguing the tips of my mind. It was impossible not to love the man. His ever-consistent warm white, tooth smile, and odd silver-witted tongue instantly washed the aimless worries from me.
Jack was tan, unlike the nice coat of Florida bronze; no, this forty-something-year-old man had the recovering burnt tan look. He was a short man, roughly five foot eight, and to be frank, Elliot or I could take him. He had warm, welcoming navy blue eyes and a stern yet soft nose that, and his melting southern smile, gave his objectively sharp face a respectful well kept but welcoming look. A short, well-defined chin was hidden poorly behind the long, silver stubble beard.
I initially expected our guide to be a young, spry man with a thick, tangled mess of hair that risked being eaten by the Airboat's propeller. Instead, Jack was an appropriate correction to my northern expectations. A welcoming funny, charismatic man filled with all sorts of unknown jargon, all topped off with a thin cut mesh of ivory white hair. He wore a pair of ridiculously short khaki shorts and a light brown fishing vest, and as if to piss someone off, Jack tried to point out his abnormity. Revealing his footwear, Jack declared himself a man of many passions, socks, and free toes being one of them. Before I could register what he was referring to, Jack displayed his left foot bare, his toes wiggling in the humid Florida air. And before I could protest, his right soon joined the left, a concealed and misplaced sock obstructing his feet from the crisp air.
Elliot rightfully didn't much care. I mean, who would but as soon as Jack had declared this rightfully strange choice, I immediately got on board. Both figuratively, and I was in the Airboat ten seconds later, his left barefoot, not even a foot away from the back of my head. Sure, Elliot had looked at me like I would a furry, his hazel eyes looking down upon me with disappointment and just plain-ass confusion, but I returned a look that could be determined as "fuck it." Truthfully Jack had the character I had wanted but, frankly, had never expected.
What we were doing was insane, an airboat tour in the freaking Everglades. It was, on paper, one of the strangest excursions one could take in Florida besides perhaps going to Florida. Jack instantly sold the trip and calmed all the unjust fears I roused, leading to this financially and morally questionable decision.
"Come on now, Jack, don't tell me you are disappointed. Look at it this way two strapping young Yanke boys from the city taken deep into the heart of the Everglades," I did my best to lower my voice and attempted in some way to convey the strong, brave young man I was pretending to be. Jack's thin sunburnt lips slowly leaned into a grin revealing his goldenrod teeth shining in the darkness. I nodded to Elliot moving my eyebrows to emphasize my unspoken request, silently praying the dolt would pick up where I left off.
"Yeah, what other idiots are going to be doing this," Not what I exactly wanted, but Jack's short spurts of exaggerated crackling laughter seemed to confirm he had won.
"Hehe, you boys are the sweetest little fools I've had on this job," Jack laughed, his right arm beating his chest, forcing his wheezing body to breathe through the cringefest that was our humor. Elliot's cheeks quickly burned a bright red, clearly embarrassed by Jack's infectious laughter. Sadly Jack's inhuman chuckling claimed me, and before I could catch myself, the swamps ambiance was dulled by the exaggerated fits of laughter between myself and this five-foot legend.
For a solid minute, we laughed, the boat quickly drifting through the three feet of water beneath us. My nerves had magically vanished, vanquished by the odd chemistry shared between our strange little boat. I was wiping a tear from my eye when the stirring world around us seemed to introduce itself, a small bird-like chirp.
"What was th-" Whatever Elliot was going to ask was silenced by one quick and decisive shoosh from Jack, his blistered-up finger pushed against his dry lips. The man slowly shook his eyes, narrowing his gaze to the thick roots of the cypress beside us. Jack slowly began to turn the boat, his hand gently moving the rudder, his eyes never leaving the towering trees beside us.
The Cypress trees, in a way, seemed almost alien, a forest of towering pines growing beneath the water. Natural cages formed by the thin grey roots stuck prominently out of the water leading to a thick ash-grey trunk that reached into the mossy canopy above. Seeing the stems of the trees sticking arrogantly above the water didn't seem right. Jack flashing the bright flood light didn't give them any sense of ease or familiarity either. Instead, Jack's light surveyed the water, casting large, intimidating shadows across the water beyond the cypress cages and sage moss. A series of unnatural shapes and nightmares were born from the artificial light moving along the swamps facet.
His light pierced through the water, the inky black cover turning a murky but more transparent shade of sable. Slowly the world below was revealed to us, the floodlight displaying the intricate but tangled mesh of tubes stemming from beneath a series of endless basil lilies. The short stems descended to the muddy floor below, reaching between the edges and cracks of the massive pebble-like rocks littered amongst the murky shallows.
"What are we looking for ?" Elliot's voice was barely above a whisper, but Jack nonetheless cast him a sharp stern look. There was nothing aggressive or demanding, just a clear signal that we needed to be quiet. However, another small chirp echoed through the area as if in reply. Jack's gaze shifted, his light trailing quickly behind him, focussing our attention on a lone Cypress sticking the farthest from the shallow forest to our left, its roots barely visible, most of its intrinsic stems swallowed by the channel.
"We're looking for a pod of hatchlings," as if on cue, a cacophony of chirps and gentle splashes erupted from the tree. Three pairs of tinny golden orbs popped into existence, moving blissfully across the water's surface, retreating further into the forest cover.
"Oh my god," I felt the words escape me without thinking. They were baby alligators. My mind questioned my presumptions, but what other creature could it be not? My assumption was undoubtedly correct. The light outlined the small reptilians silhouette hidden beneath the water. The three rushed their petite bodies, desperately retreating more profoundly into the cypress trees.
"That boy is what we call a group of hatchlings," Jack leaned his head out of the boat, his frame scanning what lay behind the ship. Elliot had already taken his phone out, zooming in on the baby crocodilians. Jack's words took a minute to register within me; however, my head gears slowly turned into realization, my form creeping towards the boat's center, and my body pressed hard against my seat.
"yeah, these three are a long way from the main congregation, but I suppose Margret didn't want them near the mainstream," I glanced at Elliot, his form, however, over the edge of the boat, his frame dipping towards the border of the swamps territory. I wanted to say anything to warn him of the nature I could only rationalize through my unjust fears. Surprising. However, I wasn't given a chance. In a flash, Jack moved to intercept the blonde, a single arm dragging Elliot's body back into the confines of the Airboat, slamming his back against the crumbled black and crusty grey leather seat.
Elliot moved to protest, his face slightly red from both shock and anger. Still, in a quick movement, Jack was between us, his body moving gracefully among the boat, steeping intricately between us until his frame was mere inches from the water's edge. The swamp man popped a small flashlight from his front pocket, gracefully flipping it into the left side of his mouth, his free hands never leaving the boat's stability.
"Look, arth herth," his flashlight gleamed directly beside the boat, its sheen piercing through the shallow muck that was the swamp. His eyes gestured for us to come forward, but his hands separated us from the vulnerable expanse of water beyond the boat. Slowly Elliot and I approached Jack, our eyes following the light he provided.
What I saw slowly crept into actual unfiltered realization. Hidden among the veil of the depths of the swamp below its surface was the broad intimidating snout of an Aligator. An enormous alligator lurks just beneath the bog. Its very head alone scaled surprisingly well with the boat itself. The dark black scales shining off of Jack's tiny flashlight illuminated its form obviously within the night.
"It's a fucking Dinosaur," the words left my head without my mind truly addressing what was happening. It was huge looking at it from above; the overgrown reptile's long rounded snout and orange beady eyes were only a fraction of the titanic form lurking beneath the boat. God, how it left so much to the imagination. The cruel visage of a titan, a monster lurking beneath the small little airship, filled my mind.
"That boys is mother Bell," Jack slowly turned the boat to the left, revealing the rest of the massive reptile. I felt my breath stop, and the urge to fight or flee began to stir. She could easily tip the boat and be in her world at the monster's mercy. Delusions of my body ripped to sunders and strewn across the swamp filled my head. I felt my cheeks burn a bright red and winced at every bead of sweat dripping down my rosy face.
"Dude, Holly shit, she's huge," Elliot's shrill voice cut through my delusions, his form edging over the railing of the boat and staring into the mass that was the alligator beneath us. Jack began to laugh, his condition still preventing Elliots from falling into the swamp.
"Isn't she beautiful, boys, a creature lost to time ruler of these waters," Jack moved himself to sit beside Elliot, his body cramping the shared space between us. Then, in one swift motion, he lifted the cushion from Elliot's seat and revealed a hidden cooler. The stark white plastic was covered in light pink and brown stains, and in one swift motion, Jack popped out an entirely plucked chicken. Translucent yellow water dripped onto the boat's haul before he chucked the dead animal a few feet away from the ship.
"Boys, sit down and watch the show," With that said, Jack almost simultaneously moved back to his seat while the Aligator or Bell dropped beneath the surface of the flood light. Her body was lost to the swamp. Elliot and I took Jack's advice and strapped ourselves into our seats. Elliot took a moment to wipe whatever remnant of the chicken had infected his side of the boat.
For a moment, silence infected the bog around us. The constant buzz and chirping of the insects and frogs seemed to become nothing more than a distant memory. The creepy energy they had once presented was quickly missed because this silence was fucking killing me. God, I knew there were alligators, but this thing was huge. Any clue or sign of its whereabouts would be appreciated, but now the swamp decides to shut up because a dinosaur chose to show its fat stubby head.
"Does she usually take this long," Elliot broke the silence, his words cutting through my meager defenses. I turned to him in a flash, my face plastered with malicious intentions.
"Elliot, for the love of god, shut the fuck-" the creature burst from the water. Then, like a giant belching, a low bellow echoed throughout the bog as the giant reptile sprinted across the water's surface toward the chicken. A mixture of blood scales and water seemed to blur together, the animal ripping through the dead bird, its contents staining the swamp around us. Bits of flesh and skin are now floating around us, the smell of the carcass filling the air. It was inevitable that someone would get sick. I just thought it was going to be me.
Elliot appeared at the side of the boat in a flash, his head bobbing over the edge mere inches from the water. A bucket of chum leaked into the swamp, and a bittersweet smell of vomit followed. For a moment, I thought the sight and smell of the vomit would provoke my own body to exert the vile substance from within me. But instead, a loud series of infectious laughter filled the space behind us as Jack's body began to cough up rather unhealthy spurts of joy. His body seemed to spasm with pleasure, his head rolling in harmony with his laughter, tears flowing unaltered down his tanned face.
Eliot and I shared a look before it could register within me; however, Elliot's face still held pasty chunks of road-stop junk food. Nevertheless, his dumbass look of confusion was comedy gold, and I soon found myself laughing along with a jack. My sharp cackle silenced Jack for a moment before he pointed at me and laughed.
"God, Sean, why do you sound like a dying bird," Elliot wiped his face, and Suddenly, we found ourselves laughing with the crazy fucker, his joy infecting us a few feet away from the ravenous monster. The moment lasted for probably a solid two minutes more than it should have, but some form of my instinct believed that denial in this pathetic form was better than the fear of the still ravenous beast feeding nearby.
"Ok, boys, that was real swell, but I think we should meet up at the boat and head home," Jack wiped tears from his eyes as he spoke, his body finally recovering from the session we all experienced.
"Oh, come on, we just started," It felt like I was punching the words out of my body, hints of hysterics across my face as I desperately attempted to establish my stature. Even Elliot seemed to have his head screwed back on straight, his once-flushed face reverting to his pale baseball tan. Slowly I eased myself back into my chair before whatever Southern explanation I was about to receive.
"We're on borrowed time, Boys last thing we want is to be late for our Midnight Snack," Elliot and I looked at each other, confusion plastered across our faces. Jack rushed us initially onto the boat quickly. His greeting was quick, and his safety rules regarding the ship were even faster. The man stated roughly put on your headphones and stay in your seat. If you fuck up, you die. He then laughed, sat in his chair, waited two seconds for us to strap in, and informed us that halfway through the tour was a prepared meal swamp style.
"Marry hates it when I'm late for dinner, plus she got two other girls with her tonight, so think of it as a triple date, gentlemen. I got top hats ready for us in the back," an exaggerated wink followed his rather blunt rebuttal, the man taking one last look at the gator, which had by now ceased its assault on the dead bird. Its massive form had floated just above the surface, the bulky mass of scales and muscle, and of course, every light shown near the creature illuminated a pair of glowing orange eyes that still sent a chill down my spine.
"I feel like this is the first cool thing we've seen all night. But, come on, Jack, let's not leave just yet," Jack didn't respond, nor did he express any interest in my proposal. Instead, his eyes were fixed on the alligator, never straying from its stationary form.
That's when I heard the small snap or slap that sent a pathetic echo through the water. It was a weird noise to describe the best thing my mind could come up with for reference was a child no older than five slapping their hands against the chlorine-filled pool. Before I could comment on how sad the noise was, another relatively low clap popped into our peripheral, a few feet to our left, a good two feet from the alligator. My head snapped to the source, my eyes searching the water Jack's floodlight rotated from left to right, slowly surveying the swamp's surface. We looked like cops searching for an escaped convict. All we needed was some guns and dogs; if I was realistic, one of the two had a seventy percent chance of being present on the boat.
Suddenly Jack's floodlights focused on a tiny black silhouette moving slowly beneath the surface of the water. I thought it was big fish for a moment, but as the light loomed longer on the tiny creature moving among the lilies and weeds, I felt a grim sense of familiarity.
"You know what, Sean, maybe your right. Maybe we should stay a little longer," Jack leaned down to my ear level. A wave of days-old meals and chewed-up tobacco filled my nose, his hot breath steaming down my neck.
"Maybe we should get closer," I wanted to yell, and I tried to punch the charming man even more. However, his implications sent panic throughout my body, and before I could respond, the once-hidden form revealed what I had initially suspected.
"Awe, it is one of the babies," Elliot's words cut through my panic and immediately ruined whatever suspense jack was building on. Jack recoiled from his looming position in defeat, and I was brought back into reality, relishing in my unearned victory. Jack moved us closer to the baby, its form now fully revealed to us, the tiny infant swimming gracefully through the bog with a ripped-off chunk of the chicken. Finally, Jack cruised us just three feet from the small thing allowing Elliot and me a better view of the baby reptile.
"you know what, man, I'm glad we came out tonight," I looked at Elliot. We had both moved slightly toward the edge of the boat, our minds eager to be appeased by the endearing nature of the baby killer beneath us. But, God, this close, the eyes on the baby were enormous, and when the floodlight didn't illuminate them, they had an ashen green look.
"You know Sean, maybe we sho- Holly Shit!" Bell Burst from the water in front of us. Her massive jaws opened, presenting rows and rows of sharp white teeth, her throat releasing a deep course hiss. I felt my body slam into my seat, Bell's head just over the edge of the boat, the rest of her body hidden beneath the water. The massive tail that surfaced a few feet behind her was the only reminder of its existence. Again, my mouth opened to scream, and my mind and body followed suit this time.
"Shut your pie holes, pansies," in a swift motion. Jack moved to tap the gator on her snout. Bell, in turn, hissed in anger, her jaws snapping close with a loud snap like an axe being dug into the side of a tree, only to open again and snarl in our direction.
"Haha, easy girl, easy," Jack moved the boat to the left, exposing Elliot's side alone to the reptile. In an instant, his body was pressing into the confines of my space; his sweaty ass back pushed into my face.
"Alright, boys, say goodbye to Bell," Bell bellowed one last time, her jaws snapping into the air, her thick neck slashing back and forth. Jack laughed as the Airboat drifted away from the raging gator, the propeller at just the right pace not to blow out our eardrums but keep us far away from the murderous mother.
Speedily, Elliot returned to his space and recovered from our embarrassing moment. His face turned from a bright red to a light pink, his breath slowing to a much more normal pace. Elliot's rather unique displays of fear alerted me to my reaction, quickly checking my pants and face for unwanted liquids. I seemed fine to my unhinged and panicked mind, so I acted without console or courtesy to the other group members without thinking or processing what I was about to say.
"Jack, what the fuck is wrong with you !" I spun around in my seat, my nails digging into the leather out of fear and anger. The man in question just smiled back at me, the quite crazed smile you'd get uncomfortable with in trapped with a stranger in the wilderness without proper communication. Then, a cold realization hit me briefly, and the bittersweet fondness of pure, unaltered fear entered my body.
"Relax, kid Bell wouldn't hurt a fly; I mean, that's a lie, but I wouldn't let her touch you," Jack began to put his headset back on, nodding for Elliot and me to follow suit pressing a series of buttons near his chair. Following suit, the roar of the propeller began to grow, and the boat began to lurch further and faster toward the main river.
I was ashamed that Elliot and I put on our headsets and faced the approaching river without question. It was like the incident hadn't even happened, like a five-hundred-ton monster hadn't even come close to ripping our fucking heads off. But, no, we would be good little boys and listen to Daddy Jack as he took us deeper into this hell hole. Once the crude headset was back on my head and the cold wave of static had passed, Jack's sing-song of southern heaven filled my ears.
"We're going to have a nice romantic snack near the end of the river," The boat broke through the Cypress forest, breaking into the river and soaring past the miles of tall grass surrounding us.
"Why the hell are we eating in the Everglades ?" Jack maneuvered the boat expertly through the tall grass, seeming to follow a well-laid path of swamp water.
"Also, how the hell do you know where we're going," Jack took a hard right turn that seemed to come out of nowhere, my body forced to the side, my stomach threatening to vomit up what little remained into the water.
"Boy, the world is one river. All you need to give her is a little time, and she'll take you wherever you need to go," Jack took a softer turn, and the boat soared into a relatively open water area with very little vegetation impeding the ship ahead.
"We must respect the river boys, for she is both generous but cruel," His tone was different from the southern charm I had come to both hate and love. A more harsh and unfiltered reality than the charming in-your-face hustle as if he had remembered some foul inconvenience. I looked to see if Elliot shared the same feeling, but the man was hanging on by a thread, one hand clutching his stomach and the other cupped around his mouth. The man was one turn away from throwing up again.
"Can I ask why you refer to the river as she," Jack shifted the boat further to the left side of the river? Elliot, in response, curled up further into a ball, his head shaking slowly in what I can only sympathize with as the most uncomfortable experience imaginable.
"The river is neither he nor she, but here in this swamp, I like to look to the past, see her story, and understand her purpose." The tall grass around us seemed to be becoming less and less dense. The once towering reeds seemed to shrink as we ventured further into the open water.
"What kind of history?" I scanned the water around us, searching for any sign of life, anything to catch my interest outside the rather dull conversation between me and jack. Sadly the boat had to be moving at roughly fifty to seventy miles per hour, so the world around us was a sad mixture of passing grass and black water. For a moment, I thought Jack hadn't heard me or didn't care; the silence between myself and strangers always ruined whatever false self-confidence I had developed.
"It's not my history, and I doubt it's your's pale face, but there is a legend passed from the remnants of the Okeechobee tribe," his words carried no comedy or charm, just a dull unenthused response as if he were explaining how watch paint dry.
"The what tribe ?" Elliot took a brief moment from dying internally to glance back toward Jack in subtle confusion before he returned to his stomach tearing itself apart.
"The Okeechobee boy, are you deaf? They were the river people, masters of this land and water," Jack spoke with a weird sense of pride as if the people were of some great importance like we should have known about them beforehand.
"What happened to them," I was expecting some sad half-hazard explanation about reservations and property between the land and natives.
"They died," his words were spoken and final, with no smugness, no sass, just straight to the point, accurate depressing information. For a moment, I let the silence between us fester, allowing the buzz of the propeller and the churning friction between the boat and the water to fill the awkward vibe.
"is that it-," Of course, I opened my mouth to challenge the silence, but Jack was already a step ahead, leading the conversation with this rather strange bravado and mystique. Leaning forward into his words, his foul breath fighting against the rage of the blistering swamp wind.
"they're not all dead. Let me correct myself. Just the old ones are the ones that lived among these same waters," His form cut between Elliot and me, his free hand gesturing to the wilds surrounding us.
"Years ago, lost within this very swamp, a colony came to live amongst them," the droning purr of the propeller seemed to die out as he spoke, a newfound power radiating off his confidence enthralling Elliot and me in his story.
"They had very little to trade. The cold season had ravaged their people and had destroyed what little goods they had," His tone kept shifting now; it seemed like a solemn beginning as if each new part of the story needed a new pitch.
"for some time, they lived in harmony, two people sharing the water and land," The pitch in his tone changed again. It was honestly the most annoying part of this seemingly dull story.
"Then some idiot had to get the native's daughter pregnant and spawn a half-blood child," I held back a disgusted smile at the rather intense mention of half-blood like the kid was a mixture between a demon and man. Looking at Elliot, I could see a slight smile hidden behind his obvious mask of pain.
"Before we continue, how bleak does this get," my tone was rather dull uncaring, and, most of all, bored. Jack instantly lost his bravado, looked me in the eyes, and sighed in disappointment until he looked at me, looking from him to Elliot, and nodded in sad understanding.
"Basically, the mother of the demon child died soon after birth, and a few years later, her father died from a strange uncurable illness," I stared at Jack, my mind slightly surprised by the rather bleak turn the story had led down.
"So what, the swamps cursed, or the child is cursed kinda deal ?" Elliot moaned out the words, each sounding like a quick jab in the gut. The boat didn't give him many options. The water is now bashing against the haul, making every attempted word come out as an annoying and sad attempt to communicate.
"No, the child was a child, but like you, both the tribe and the people saw her as a monster, an omen of malnourishment and sins to come," The boat lurched to the left. The tall grass seemed to retreat behind us completely. A vast expanse of open water now laid bare in front of us; the distant sparkles of a city rested beyond a bright yellow and gold display, revealing the only evidence of land.
"The child was cast out, abandoned, lost to this very swamp, forgotten by both people, left to rot in this shit hole," The boat turned again and sped alongside the tall grass I assumed to be behind us. Now the swamp was to the left and the lake to the right. It was odd but pleasing that our Airboat acted as a hot knife slicing between the marsh and the lake.
"A Witch found the girl," jacks words silenced whatever pleasant thoughts I had regarding the swamp night's scenery. His words carried little charm or spectacle. The words didn't sound like Jack, like some more civilized tour guide replaced him, detailing a very practiced and enforced rule.
"The Natives didn't speak its name, and the colony wasn't aware of the Witch's presence," Jack continued with his tale, his tone becoming more severe after the passing of every word. I looked over at Elliot to see if he was as invested as I was in Jack's tale, and the pale expression plastered across his face was more than enough proof to confirm my sad theory.
"She took that little girl, corned her hopeless, desperate soul, offering a fool's deal to a starving child," Jack almost yelled the words into the mike, his southern accent breaking through the layer of seriousness he had made.
"She promised her salvation, the tiniest hope that she could survive this terrible fate, move past the people that had forsaken her, and gift her the strength to live amongst this land's most vile creatures," The boat began to cruise closer towards the tall grass just as Jack started to lean down towards us his eyes portraying a rather unkempt ravenous look within them.
"She gave herself to the Witch, but her heart, her broken and tiny heart, was so filled with hatred." Jack took a breath, and even with our faces pressed against the river's humid wind, I could see the sweat beading down his face as if the story had taken some amount of unseen strength to tell.
"Using her hatred, the Witch twisted the girl's desires and morphed her reality into that of a beast summoning a monster with her ravenous intentions to consume those unworthy of the swamp," Jack was yelling again, screaming into the air his free hand triumphantly gesturing to the tall grass beside us.
"This beast was born from the child's hatred and consumed her existence; from that day on, the people of this swamp have known and feared the thing that lurks within its depths," Jack leaned back, exhausted from his own story, his sweaty back colliding with his seat sending a subtle vibration throughout the boat.
"The River Queen! A demon lost to time, a beast that roams these water preying on all who take advantage of her territory, a creature set on harming all of those with malicious intentions that dare to set forth into her unholy bog," Jack leaned down to us; his dramatic display had returned, his voice booming through the headset and into the air, around us unhindered by the once mighty propeller.
"The Queen devoured the people and forced the survivors out of her home," Jack then sped up the boat, lurching back to life, speeding towards a large patch of trees between the swamp and lake.
"And what remained of the little girl, this demon child, was lost to the swamp, and legend has it that her spirit still roams the bog, her soul caught in an endless struggle between torment and strife!" Jack screamed the words yelling into the dark void of the watery world surrounding us—as brave as I wanted to seem, the combination between the boat's speed and the enveloping darkness made for a terrifying mixture. I looked at Elliot, but he didn't seem to care. The color had left his face, and his eyes were glued to the floor of the Airboat, his body slowly shaking. He looked two minutes away from shitting himself or throwing up whatever remained from our previous dinner.
"But that's just a swamp story, haha," Jack slowed the boat down and turned towards a small patch of land seemingly appearing out of nowhere—a series or patch of medium-sized dark grey trees protruding between the lake and the swamp. As we approached, the trees revealed themselves to be a small group of ferns and cute little cypress scattered amongst the outskirts of a small muddy patch of land. Jack led the boat towards a clear area to beach our Airboat next to a rather odd-looking beach boat. The real attention grabber was the big ass ferry partly beached and hidden beyond the small layer of trees.
"Dude, what is this," I could almost feel my eyes popping out of my head as I gawked at the beautiful, rusted relic before me. It looked like an old ferry, like the one you'd see in a party movie about some old forgotten jazz musician. Remnants of ivory-white paint were scattered among the boat's dark orangish-brown rust. Over half the windows were broken, and a small makeshift trial existed between the muddy beach and the ship. We were too far for a proper introduction, but the sheer size of the relic alone was enough to sell whatever final bravado Jack had planned for the night.
"That boy's is Mary and me's secret stash, our home away from home if you will, a paradise bey-" the boat roughly slid onto the muddy shore of the island, lurching the boat forward and thankfully interrupting whatever long boastful drawl Jack had prepared.
The propeller's raging twirl began to dim, allowing the bustling world of the swamp to fill our ears again. A series of frogs, birds, and insects filled the air; their chirps, croaks, and rhythmic humming soothed me from what would otherwise be an empty and dark void that added to the beauty and unknown horror of this untamed territory.
"That's odd," Jack's words collided with the swamps ambiance and were soon followed by a small splash to signify his departure from the Airboat. He strode through the shallow water and walked purposely up to the island's surface.
I slowly began to take in more and more of our surroundings picking apart the tiny trail of stamped grass set apart from the longer strands beside them. The ferns and Cypress trees around us provided a shelter or shield from the surrounding waters. The land's interior had a fern or small cypress scattered within, isolated by an army of tall grass and small bushes.
"What seems to be the problem," Elliot seemed to have reclaimed his cool and had already joined Jack on shore, the two staring at the Fairry waiting for us beyond the tall grass.
"Marry's boat is here; her party tracks are here, but the lights on the boat are off," Jack began to stride past Elliot slowly, his gaze trailing the earth beneath him. Elliot looked back at me momentarily in confusion before stepping towards Jack again. I meanwhile began to leave the boat, gathering myself before I allowed my tender body to be served by the army of insects that eagerly awaited my arrival. All this dir-
"Don't take another step!" Jack didn't yell the words or scream at us, but his tone lacked any of the familiar Southern charms we were getting back into. Instead, his voice was dead serious, staring directly at Elliot, who had frozen mid-step between the bundles of grass twigs and mud beneath him.
Jack got low, his body mere inches from the dirty surface beneath him. He moved from our boat to Marrys, his gaze following some unseen trail between them until he snapped his head to the valley of tall grass between us and the beached ferry. The tall grass in question was parted by a worn-out path that seemed to stem from our direction heading directly towards the ferry.
"Boys stay here a while and keep by the boats," Jack moved back towards the Airboat, leaving his crouched position in a rather abrupt change of pace. Jack strode past the two of us and leaped gracefully onto the boat. I watched, stunned, as Jack tip-toed across our seats until he opened the compartment beneath his seat and rummaged through a series of loud and unseen boggles.
"heads up," as if he was a professional football player Jack tossed a radio over his shoulder to me. I watched the black radio swirl in the air before I reached out to snag it desperately, nabbing at the device mid-air. I clutched the device to my chest as Elliot caught his own, looked back at Jack in confusion, and was just in time to see what he had acquired.
Jack quickly put it away, but an old rustic-looking revolver spun between his left hand. I watched him turn the revolver expertly between his fingers until he strapped the frame to the back of his belt just above his cheap shorts. I stared at Jack, a shocked expression plastered across my face; he stared back, his eyes seeming to say "What?" to my confusion.
"you ok, boys," Jack sounded like he was trying to keep up some long-gone confidence that had been extinguished when he pulled out the gun. I stared at our tour guide, the grip on the radio he had tossed me growing tighter and tighter. Then, finally, the world around me began to dim, the buzzing and chirping of the swamp fading into nothingness; my mind and body focussed on whatever Jack was worried about.
"What's with the gun?" Elliot's words broke the silence. Jack tipped his head and glanced around my form to stare at him, a severely cold expression on his face.
"Something ain't right," Jack jumped off the boat and back onto the muddy ground, bits of his return landing on my jeans. I would have cared if it wasn't for now, cold tone that lurked between us all.
"There are tracks that go from Marry's boat to the trail, but there are four sets, and one of them is coming from the trail and heading directly towards the boat," Jack motioned for a single trail of muddy and scrambled footsteps that lead through the grass to the edge of the water.
"Now, I'm not one to be a worry wort, but this and the lack of lights on the boat means there may be trouble," I stared at Jack as he circled the patch of grass around us before he stopped a few feet from the tall grass trail staring aimlessly towards the ferry beyond.
"of course, I might be spitballing boys, and the power might have just gone out, and the trail back is just one of the girls forgetting something on the riverboat," no one spoke after Jack's words because almost instantly, he had raised a radio of his own to the air. A short series of static filled the air around us, the annoying noise sending a clear but chilling conclusion.
"But too much seems to be going wrong for there to be anything right," it was the most chilling Southern thing I've ever heard in my life. I looked at Elliot he looked, and without much of a take, I could see he was just as scared as I was.
"I'm going to check on the ferry. You boys stay by the boats, and if anything was to happen," Jack tossed Elliot a pair of keys in a flash. Jack pointed at the Marrys motor boat and nodded.
"take the motorboat and head towards the city," Jack pointed at the tiny sparkling lights reflecting off the water's surface. Then, without another word, the charming Southerner disappeared into the tall grass. For a moment that felt like an hour of silence, we stood there stupidly staring at the void where Jack once stood. Everything seemed to happen so fast that it was hard to register that this night which was supposed to be fun, was turning out to be a rather grim experience.
"Dude, what is happening?" Elliot stared blankly at me, demanding an explanation. I looked back at him, a confused and rightfully pissed notion plastered on my growing red face.
"I don't fucking know, man," I wasted no time getting comfortable and landed uncaring onto the soft but sticky chairs of the motorboat. Somehow even amidst the air of the swamp, I could still smell the faint but alluring scent of the women. I cringed at how creepy I sounded at this moment, my eyes searching the water behind us.
"What do we do?" I watched Elliot pace the mud-filled beach until he stopped just before the motorboat I rested on. I mentally noted his worry and personally disregarded my own.
"We wait, and we relax; I mean, let's be reasonable; Jack knows the ins and outs of this swamp. Their nothing and no one that can get to us threw him," I leaned further back into the chair, my gaze now shifting towards the ferry beyond, admiring the massive haul of the forgotten ship.
"Dude can you come with me to the bathroom," Elliot's words stopped my admirable gaze, and I stared blankly at him. I could tell he already knew the answer I would give him, so before I could even get my sarcastic ass remark, he turned and walked towards a patch of trees to the left.
"Why don't you just piss in the lake," he returned the same deadpanned stair I had given him and continued into the bush until I finally couldn't see the light of his flashlight.
Why do we act like that hell? Why did I let him go alone? How much of an arrogant, selfish piece of shit was I that I would just let my only company, my friend, disappear into the woods. The night began to consume me, and I sat in a small tiny boat alone in the dark, surrounded by creatures that would have no issue devouring me whole. Snakes or gators, the reptile didn't matter, and whatever creepy-crawly lurked within the bushes beyond had no place in my mind.
I took a small but paced breath in and out, recycling my mind and trying to reason that all of this fear was irrationally placed within me. I resumed gawking at the ferry beyond and pondered how big she was. Such a boat was eno-
"Jack," Everything seemed to stop. The chirping of the bugs and frogs around me seemed to fade, and the world stopped. Every part of my body seemed to freeze. The hairs on my back, arms, and legs sprang to life. Everything inside screamed to run. But I didn't. I just sat there in silence, almost acting in a desperate attempt to rationalize the soft-spoken woman's voice from behind me.
Ok, Sean, your easily imagine things. It's just your fear of the swamp getting to you. There is nothing out there. There's no one calling out desperately-
"Help Me!" the voice was just above a whisper from the water beyond. The same feminine voice echoed over the water. Nope, fuck this. In one swift motion, I lunged off the boat and trambled in the direction Elliot had gone, not even daring to look back at the source of said voice or attempt to run into the tall grass. Elliot was the closest, and I was going insane. Why didn't I fucking listen to him? Why didn't I join him in peeing in the woods?
I ran through the weeds, ferns, and leaves of the small patch of trees in the area. I felt my feet dig into puddles of thick muddy water and internally sighed as a pool filled my shoes and seeped into the cotton material of my socks. Now with heavy steps, I rushed further into the bush until I hit something hard and fast, running directly toward me. I opened my mouth to yell but found my face pressed into the soft disgusting dirt of the earth below. In a flurry, I glared at the thing that had collided with me, only to find Elliot's face and flashlight staring blankly at me.
"Dude, what the hell, man!" I stared at Elliot, who looked as scared as I was; his clothes were covered in dirt and leaves, and his face was red with even more sweat.
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're the one running through the forest," Elliot whispered and yelled the words out of him, glaring at me while offering a helping hand up from the soggy ground, a hand I gratefully accepted. I pondered whether or not I should tell him what I heard; the options were hed laugh at my fear or call me an idiot and label my concerns as crazy delusions. I opened my mouth to retort, but before I could, a series of bright Christmas lights filled the void around the island; the ferry was covered in these lights, and the glow of some hidden energy within the vessel filled the gap between us.
"Well, would you look at that," As if the swamp heard my sense of relief, a single gunshot crack filled the air around us? The swamp suddenly stirred to life. A series of bird calls, squawks, and cries filled the dark sky around us, and soon distinct flutter of wings retreating from this island mocked us bellow. Other smaller creatures, probably rats, lizards, and frogs, could be heard splashing into the water behind us and breaking the twigs from the few branches above us. It seemed like so much had happened in so little time, and it was due to a single shot. The island had gone from a bustling ramble of creatures in less than a minute to the silent stretch of dirt, grass, and trees scattered amongst the damp, murky swamp.
Neither of us said a word, our gazes fixed on the now-illuminated ferry, then just as I saw Elliot's mouth slowly open as if to break our shared silence, three back-to-back shots filled the air. What followed was a loud wail or scream of a man replacing the natural retreat of the swamp's inhabitants. Elliot stared a time, and without speaking to each other, the two of us bolted towards the boats. Neither of us seemed to care as a loud static filled the radios Jack had given us, nor did I care when I dropped mine from surprise, the small black box falling to the swamp below.
Time seemed to slow as the swamps of dark silhouetted trees and ferns blurred around me. I could feel my body's anticipation and the muscles in my legs shift; my body was turning now the scattered rationality hiding in the back of my mind was replaced by the overwhelming need to run. It was to my horror, however, when as my body began to turn, I felt the snag of something pining my foot to the ground, some force pushing against my escape. As my eyes slowly drifted below, I saw the thick outline of a root wrapped around my foot, and at that moment, time seemed to speed up. Before I could register what was happening, the air seemed to leave my body, and my left arm braced the upper half of my body for impact. I expected pain; I anticipated the cruel surface of the earth pushing against my body, rocks, and dirt scrapping into my clothes and skin.
Instead, I felt a soft layer of wet grass cover the front of my body, and soon after impact, I felt the mud slowly seep in. It was a warm, soggy feeling like the first pellets of water in a warm shower, but I took it in all the wrong ways, the mud and grass sticking to the parts of my face unprotected by my left hand while the rest of my body and clothes absorbed the bogs mucky embrace.
Just before the liquid could seep into my hair, I hurriedly ignored whatever pain or annoyance my fall had caused; I could tell I was hurt, and every part of my body felt wet, my clothes acting as a damp sponge for the swamp water. I looked behind me, expecting to see some severe but humorous face plastered across his skin, but I was instead greeted with the tiny outline of his retreating form. I could see his shorts beaming through the night; in a flash of stupidity, one word echoed out of my mouth.
"Dude!" He stopped dead in his tracks and stared back at me, his eyes glaring daggers into me through the night. I waved my muddy arms and gestured to the beams cast over us. In return, he pointed to the swamp lands that rested behind him.
" Get up and fucking run," he slowly walked towards me, now his voice yelling at me in some weird angered whisper. I slowly made my way over to him, a slight pain tickling my once-entrapped right foot.
"You're going to run into the swamp, are you dumb man!" I yelled at him in the quietest tone possible, my voice still coming across as loud. He stammered back at me, gesturing to the fucking tall grass just a few feet away from us.
" I'm not going to risk my life running back to the boat when god knows what is out there," Elliot pointed to the tall grass, his finger aimed directly at the lit-up ferry. We were now only a few feet away from each other, tones shifting to a wholly angered whisper.
"You'd rather swim through miles of swamp water filled to the brim with hundreds to potentially thousands of Aligators and snakes than risk leaving in the fucking boat!" he looked at me for a minute, and I could tell as his eyes widened, and glanced towards the swamp beyond that he understood my point of view.
" Jack?" a voice called out from beyond our spot, the same voice I heard beside the boats, the same soft-spoken, feminine voice that drove me into the forest. I could tell now that it wasn't the swamp that had gotten to me as I registered the fear plastered across Eliot's face, his eyes staring coldly into mine. Then, from the tall grass, we heard the sickening laughter of a woman, her voice screaming throughout the small island. I heard Eliot move before my body rushed to join him, my legs sprinting through the pain and thrashing through the thickets of the swamp.
"I say if the boat isn't an option, we say screw it and swim through the lake fuck the animals and just take the risk," I heard him hum in agreement beside me. Just as a loud crack echoed through the bush behind us, another reason to get the fuck out of here.
Less than two minutes from the boats, I felt Elliot's hand snatch the back of my shirt, pulling me away from my sprint. I glared back at him and noticed he had a terrified expression plastered across his face; his eyes locked onto mine, but his head was shifted towards the tall grass just outside the small thicket of trees. Then, before I could register what he was doing, I felt his hand snatch the light from my head, shutting it off just as he did with his own; that was when I began to hear it.
"Bing bang goes your bones. The nurses are out to find you; saw and scrape, we'll cut your face. The doctor needs to see you," the voice of a young woman delightfully singing between the tall grass beside us. Her words sent a chill down my spine, and I felt my last breath get sucked into my body.
"Clip and cut. We'll steal your wings. The nurses need to see you," the sick lullaby continued. The girl's words now were paired with the swing or thrashing ray of light that jerked its way up and down the tall grass.
We regrettably followed the woman's trail toward the boats. The girl's voice seemed to kill any hope that whatever terrible actions or mistakes had occurred would elude us. Then, just before we broke through the forest, the girl broke through the tall grass, strode onto the beach, and walked towards the motorboat. She was a girl that was for sure; the rest of her was hard to make out, seeming like blood dripping from the top of her head. Her entire body was covered head to toe in blood. As if it was a leisure strip, the woman skipped over to the Airboat and sniffed the area between Elliot and my seats. A sickening laugh followed suit. Then, from the tall grass, two others emerged. A more describable girl emerged carrying Jack's limp and bleeding body beneath her. I watched in horror as she raised the gun to the sky and blasted three more shots.
"Come on out, boys!"
Moto Wehi prologue
Lucas Cross smiled as the cool sea breeze gently passed his face; the world behind him seemed to disappear as the beach ambiance took over. After the sleepless nights of student loans and days working to pay for textbooks, he vanished under the gentle waves crashing magnificently into the water's clear blue surface. He let his feet dig into the clear white sand beneath the shallow water and felt the brisk grains seep between his toes. For a moment, he felt the urge to let the gentle surf take him away forever, blissfully floating into the unknown depths of the sea, free of the hindrance of the real world.
A Seagull's cry erupted whatever peace the ocean had given him, and slowly, the world around him began to rise back into his self-consciousness. The bird's call was loud and obnoxious, the perfect pitch of annoyance for the sea scavenger. Slowly, Lucas opened his eyes, small puffs of crust hand formed on the bridges of his eyelids, and as the gates to his vision opened, he felt them trivially strain to stay between him and the waking world.
His ears tracked the persistent cry of the bird; cries reminded him of a baby, a flying, whining baby. The bird was somewhere to his left. His consistent squawks mixed terribly with the sea despite the bird's name. Opening his eyes, Lucas gazed in the estimated direction of this flying rat, and sure enough, flying a few feet above the shore, pale white feathers plastered rudely together into a bird.
The bird's stark yellow beak and dark black feathers had been plastered with its pale, trashy white feathers. When the bird turned towards the shore and glided effortlessly back towards his direction, Lucas could have sworn the bird had a wicked smile plastered across its emotionless face. For a moment, he considered rousing from the beach, grabbing the nearest pebble or rock, and trying vainly to strike the bird. But reason won over anger, and without another malicious thought towards the gull or trivial attempt at revenge, Lucas Cross rose from his beach slumber and turned back to the paradise behind him.
Nearly one month ago, in early May, Lucas Cross had the opportunity of a lifetime, the chance given to a select few and one he wouldn't let slip through his fingers. The twenty-one-year-old computer science major had been combing through his weekly emails a few months ago, searching effortlessly for replies about a brighter future. A future that hopefully provided a single apartment all to himself, free from noisy roommates and unflushed toilets. The young man graduated from Full Sail University in Florida; the tuition at said university was out of his pay grade. Instead, the money for his well-made education had been earned through multiple jobs and pulled from his life savings.
It was no secret that now, somewhat free from student debt burdens, Lucas had been looking for work. Of course, any job to get him on his feet to make an impact in his industry, coding or software maintenance, was his usual preference, but any small work or internship was a welcomed idea.
Lucas had been sitting in a local cafe, a Starbucks, using the free wifi and good coffee as a means to an end, searching through dozens of emails and useless ads. They consisted of his school's local bookstore sales and returning events; nothing was helpful to him. The young man had lost himself in yet another day of disappointment through sips of sugar-infested coffee and depressing emails.
Walking into the crowded, multicolored cafe, Lucas had hoped for more than good news; the cheery demeanor of the Starbucks was enough to forgive the massive line preventing him from any hope of a quick stay at the coffee shop. The line consisted of three gentlemen, including himself, and roughly thirteen young women ranging from many weights and sizes. Most girls were white, with two black girls wearing gym shorts and purple t-shirts near the front. The line at Starbucks was always this way: girls from the college getting their second to third dose of caffeinated sugar.
The chance of arriving during the witching hour was enough of a drive to encourage the annoying yet convenient visit to the commercial coffee shop. Lucas had defined the hour as a moment of solitude where all the girls and boys had to go to class or work. A moment where you walk through the glass doors framed by the red chestnut-stained frame and experience the serenity of a free Starbucks. Lucas had experienced maybe three to four truly peaceful trips to the shop, a quick stop in and out through the line and onto the short leather couches. Once at peace, he could browse his emails and uncompleted projects at ease, complimented by the quick and well-made service resulting in a warm chocolatey mocha or whatever cheap coffee he could afford that day.
However, Lucas had not been privy to one of these rare moments in time and had instead worked through outrageous lines filled with the trivial conversations of first-year students. Softmores were talking about whatever stupid TikTok or dance had made the top page in media today. Lucas had become accustomed to writing through lines of giggling girls talking gossip, laughing, and whispering to themselves in somewhat ironic conversation, giving no attention or care to anyone else besides them. It was annoying and outright rude to the public, but no man or woman dared speak up about the now-normalized fashion of conversation near the university. The fear of being seen as sexist or rude was prominent, but nothing controlled a man more than the internet threat. Being called out as a bigot was a death sentence to your social life, real or digital, and the idea of being a Karen was feared amongst young women, desperately preventing the mother within them from spreading.
Eventually, the young man received his coffee and found a space beside the public bathroom near the back of the cafe. Here, Lucas eagerly looked through his emails, craving opportunity, and, to his dismay, the many interviews and messages he had posted fishing for something big had all been ignored. Another day, another let down reluctantly, Lucas Cross moved into his spam folder to file through all the useless ads and pop-ups preying upon his search history when he encountered something peculiar.
A TDP email caught Luca's attention; this small abbreviation stood out among the spam ads and scams that usually plagued his inbox, desperately pawning for his meager bank account. No, the letters assembled here were professional code; his luck seemed to have changed, but he kept his cool. It wasn't mature to get excited over an email from the title. Reading further into the subject, Lucas found the company domain or the portrait of the company domain. The company's title was Ishtar Collective Industry; hesitantly, Lucas clicked the domain and prayed for the email to send him to the proper location.
Instantly, his laptop rushed him to a company website, where he was greeted with a beautiful display of media management. The site's menu was decorated in lined columns separating information sections and links to other forums. The background was a beautiful Latina woman hugging a red panda bear while it slowly chewed on a piece of vegetation. Above the attractive woman, he decided not to linger too much on the company name plastered above a summary. In short, the brief Pandora-style text read off the company's connection and essential funding.
The text detailed the company's reality, a mass organization of subsidiary companies spread throughout the globe. From genetic labs to exotic commercial tours, the Ishtar was the center of dozens of attractions and foundations driving entertainment and conservation. The bold summary emphasized their work alongside the WWF or the World Wildlife Fund. The company worked alongside the WWF to commercialize endangered species and environmental preservation.
A newfound curiosity already tested Lucas's interest; he wondered how a company in this business could own many subsidiaries. Indeed, they weren't in a profitable business; most foundations based on conservation weren't the most beneficial. More importantly, he wondered what a company founded in biological research and conservation would want with a graduate based entirely from the opposite position. What work would a company based on the natural world have for a Computer Science major?
The Company email wasn't directed or based on the Ishtar corporation; instead, Lucas found it was an up-and-coming subsidiary company founded by Ishtar's founder. The TDP email stood for Technology Development Program, and an offer of ten thousand lifetimes out of his league followed. The proposal was three months on a disclosed server, maintaining the services and accessibility of technology on a resort.
The offer proposed three months of computer maintenance and coding to prepare the individual for a full-time position. The first week was to be viewed as an introduction, and the rate of income was established as two grand per month. The email clarified that the employee's time over the summer would be a tightly watched prohibition period based entirely on testing the waters for the company's future staff. Without much thought or question, a number starting with six had consumed his attention, followed consecutively by four consecutive zeros.
The offer was too much to ignore; a desperate Lucas read more into the resort. Finally, he found an alternative thousands of miles away from his home. To his surprise, he found the resort amidst the Pacific Ocean. An island located within the Tasman Sea, a tropical paradise sticking out between the dark blue expanse consuming most of the earth. An island in the middle of the Tasman Sea, a tropical tear drop-shaped paradise filling out to be about six miles long.
What followed for Lucas was a very intense call between board executives asking for security details and openings. The aspired man had told his folks the good news and left his crowded rooming situation. Cut to a week later, and Lucas Cross was flown out to the island of Tasmania. In less than three hours, a bewildered and somewhat nervous Lucas was shipped to a remote island amidst the Tasman Sea. He was given no time to explore the country and even less time to register exactly where he was.
Lucas had never left the country before and had especially never been so far from home. He knew very little of Australia and its small island state of Tasmania and less about where he would work. Nevertheless, the small cabin cruiser expertly managed to hit every wave and surf through the Tasman Sea, making extensive, unpredictable jolts that rocked his stomach. The sea was a combination of untamed waves and foamy clouds shrouding the ship in a veil prohibiting everything twenty feet from the boat.
It was a moment of veneration when the boat finally crashed through the mist and began its smooth berthing toward the island. The island itself was something Lucas had never thought to be privileged to a paradise straight from Eden. It seemed like a cheap name for the masterpiece he had been somehow fortunate enough to look at. The island was extensive, roughly five to six miles long, shaped like a teardrop falling south through the Pacific Ocean. The curve of the island was a vast expanse of bright white sand speckled lightly by tiny rocks or broken trees. The white expanse was only interrupted by a lone river cutting deep through the island, marking a natural barrier between the north and south halves of the tropical paradise.
Beyond the beaches was a vast expanse of trees and vegetation Lucas could not identify outside the common palm tree. Small hills and breaks in the thick tree line gave the island a strange feeling, a paradise of unknown creatures and scenery formulated over years of human absence. Then, in the north, a large mountain, the slopes and crests covered by layers of thick jungle. The base leading away from the hill was home to a large cyan-blue and white building sitting beautifully amongst the jungle island, the only explicit notification of human interference scattered amongst the natural world.
"Lucas, get your head out of the fucking sand and help me," A light Southern feminine accent broke him from whatever trance the sea had locked him into. Looking to his right, Lucas saw the beautiful image of his new girlfriend, Sydney Stephan, blissfully skipping through the clear blue water. There was, of course, no balance or grace in how she cut along the shore, her feet picking up scoops of wet sand. As she approached her ridiculous-looking skip, she suddenly turned into a desperate run along the beach. Her face displayed a sense of determination. A confidence Lucas rarely saw in the young woman, even though he knew she was more capable than people gave her credit for.
Lucas had adapted quickly to the requirements the resort had given him or the parameters the company established for him to succeed. The programming and maintenance of the computer system was a job of coding and reading through more coding, searching for bugs and problems hidden beneath pages of code. The resort's maintenance revolved around the website, interface, and the island's system and settings. This included various devices he didn't care much about, including motion sensors, floodlights, and other cameras displaying unknown or hidden areas of the island.
The island was still under heavy construction, and the maintenance of said rather expensive technology was routed through one central location. So the tech shack was formed, a sweaty, unkept hut about two kilometers from the main building and lodging area, cramming around ten sweaty techies into the same room. Lucas quickly learned that under immense heat and pressure from your superior, you know much about your peers faster than you usually would.
For instance, the liaison between global communications and Kath was a very emotional woman who seemed to take the most side-hand comments to heart. She sat roughly two seats across from Luca's cramped work environment between at most three people but somehow always managed to get her loud, annoying voice across the room. In addition, the room was filled with a continuous streamlined period of business calls and promotional ads for the resort. It was every engineer's worst nightmare, but with limited time and his work under constant surveillance and testing, Lucas found ways to push through the hell hole he dragged himself into.
Through his time in the literal hell of the tech hut, Lucas had met the one person who gave him the spirit to push forward. He found that person on one of his few breaks, hidden behind a tree not too far from the tech hut, smoking a cigarette, absently staring into the thick, impenetrable jungle before her. Lucas could recall the moment as if it had happened yesterday in reality. However, the actual meetup occurred a month and a half ago, an unliking duo finding each other amidst the jungle and mist of the island.
Lucas worked day and night on a system to support and maintain an autonomous motion system. When he arrived, he was given a list of bugs and codes to ensure the best interest of the resort and its technology. The motion sensors were specifically built to provide a clear idea of where everyone and everything was on the island. These tiny black boxes tracked the movements of everything in their general vicinity. From what Lucas could tell, hundreds scattered randomly throughout the island, each picking up rats and other animals scurrying about. This wasn't their primary intention, so Lucas was tasked with providing a clear-based system for the trackers to pick up on specific motions based on the size and assumed weight of the individual.
Lucas spent his early days shuffling through a list of descriptions and numbers associated with different classified or unofficial titles in the code. Each represented another label or identification for the motion sensors. Over five hundred had to be built into the system one after the other. The work was beginning to drive him insane, and the constant blabbering of his peers cramped into a tiny box in the middle of the hot jungle wasn't helping. Finally, in a brief moment of control, the young man had managed to push himself through one last line of code before roughly signing out of his workspace and taking the rest of the day off.
He reasoned that he was halfway through the period, and Lucas had already completed more than half of the assigned work. He was already working on a final report for his superiors, discussing the work he accomplished over his three-month trial and summarizing all the shit he's done for this island. Of course, it would help if some of the code and database defining the technical mechanics of the island weren't shrouded in mystery. Lucas had worked on every list with at least two or more lines of code with a brief summary of the subject, their specifics, and classified or TBD systems. Stepping outside the Tech Hut, Lucas began the beautiful but hot walk back toward the main resort and lodges.
The track was marked by a thin layer of gravel following a creek leading to his desired destination. Lucas had become accustomed to the modern jungle life of the island with a variety of different birds and bugs, waking him early in the morning with a diverse set of cries and shrieks welcoming each new day. Being a Florida man, he had been accustomed to the heat but still hated each sweaty moment it provided. However, he wasn't prepared for the variety of trees the island had provided and the darkness they could cast. The local guide had told us that the forest was composed of many different forms of vegetation, and the majority of trees found closest to the resort were a triad of trees known as totara, silver beech, and Rimu.
The guide had gone on about how these trees were the basis of life in the surrounding ecosystem. Providing a home for many organisms occupying the island, and that the less we intervene, the better. Along this path, Lucas had often found himself intimidated by the sheer size of the Rimu trees. These towering giants had strong, thick trunks that spread far into the hidden canopy above, covering the smaller trees around them in a shroud of consistent darkness. As a result, very little light seeped through the cracks in the giant's branches, and even then, the mass alone was enough to back the power of the island itself. It was funny to Lucas that such a large tree could support such a small island, yet the guide had said these trees made essential homes to over half the forest ecology.
He didn't care much about ecology. But, to his knowledge, this island was one of many filled with a variety of small birds, reptiles, and bats, followed by a vast number of giant insects that forced him to shower four times a day. The guide had said the behavior and population of this island, mainly, was crucial in understanding the future for islands across the Pacific regarding some small population of red deer sustained amongst the ferns and vines of this paradise.
Overall, it didn't matter. Ultimately, the forest could become the constant shroud plaguing Lucas's worst fears. He tried to reason that no one or thing on this island had malicious intent and that the notorious crocodiles were only a part of northern Australia. No documented predator could perform deadly or fatal damage to a human. This was discussed during the original introduction for those outside Australia's borders. For those anxious about our time in Eden, they ensured our safety and security were one of the company's top priorities.
At the same time, the company asked they work with us to ensure the preservation and beauty of the island's biomes. As a result, a series of reasonable but still annoying rules were made to protect the resort's main tourist trap. The pleasures of smoking, drinking, and other wasteful activities became much harder to participate in; for instance, anyone smoking outside a smoking zone was to be reported to their supervisor for further punishment. Leaving trash scattered throughout our day was strictly monitored, and anyone responsible was to be sued for the estimated damage at risk.
With this in mind, you can imagine Lucas's surprise when his nose picked up on the distinctive whiff of a cigarette; the toxic smell was seemingly born from a tree a few feet off the employee's path. To his surprise, a woman was hunched under a lone palm tree, a poorly chosen outfit given her away amongst the foliage. She wore a simple black top; its dark fabric paired well with a navy blue sleeveless leather jacket. The dark colors were a stark giveaway of her presence amongst the green foliage of the forest around them. Lucas couldn't imagine wearing anything other than shorts, a T-shirt, or maybe no shirt altogether. The young man was bewildered by her choice of clothing, and as he looked her over, he was shocked to find the biker had a long pair of ripped jeans.
In her hands, he saw the dimly lit butt of a cigarette, its tiny ember burning bright within the shrouded jungle. Even in the shade of the canopy above, Lucas could make out the woman before him, a rather strange find from his point of view. She had dark brownish-red hair just above her shoulder length; the medium cut included a cute set of bangs blissfully covering her forehead. She had large, dark, surpassingly well-kept eyelashes that he had pressed used to be impossible to maintain in this weather. The girl had small brown glasses that highlighted her dark blue eyes.
At that moment, Lucas thought he could stare and inspect the beautiful but strange woman before him. At that moment, he stepped on a twig, and a loud snap echoed through the forest around them. In an instant, the girl lept to her feet, her glasses almost flying off her face. Lucas smiled as he watched her desperately hide the cigarette butt beneath her brown Dr. Martens. Further intriguing Lucas, the girl before him was now revealed to be no more than five foot three, her little form dwarfed further by the towering trees around her. Looking at him, she saw a mixture of fear, curiosity, and anxiety, all bundled up into one little white girl.
When Sydney first laid her eyes on Lucas, she immediately associated the young man with a giant. The man before her quickly rose above six foot four, standing amidst the towering giants beside them. He was a skinny man with a cute but rather long face, with one of Edie's sets of bangs she had ever been blessed with. He wore bright pink Jacky shorts and Adele's, revealing the lower half of his legs and surprisingly well-kept toes. A bland grey Hawaiian shirt covered his torso with a dark green dolphin symbol covering his left pec. His eyes were sharp, and when he smiled at her with an unexpected goofy grin, she couldn't help but smile back.
What followed was a series of questions and awkward greetings between the two. Each question was paired with a quick smoke, their secret sin hidden within the dense jungle surrounding them. Lucas learned over time that Sydney was a public communications assistant at the resort, transferring calls and reservations at the resort's main lodging area. Essentially, she handled all the essential deals and clientele that mattered for the early business and investors for the resort. However, Lucas later THought this job to be too much for her, and the young woman was an anxious and sensitive soul not built for public relations.
The girl often took the most minor, trivial, and minuscule part of any conversation that sounded somewhat deflating and either lost her shit or brooded about it for hours at a time. Lucas couldn't understand why, despite her size, Sydney was a beautiful young woman, neither fat nor skinny, despite her constant worrying about her weight. So Lucas found himself under the same tree chatting away their lackluster afternoons, smoking and talking gossip that she somehow always found a way to ask or clarify herself through all the useless talks they made up.
Eventually, Lucas stopped saying you look fine, and don't worry about it, telling her not to be her own worst enemy. Lucas had become increasingly upset at her for being so self-conscious that he started being honest with her. Brutally telling her how, in his eyes, she was a beautiful young woman and, looking her dead in the eyes and telling her that, in her way, she was a woman of beauty, creativity, and humor he had never met before.
When he said that, they stared at each other for a long moment, their bodies alarmingly close to one another, and both of their forms shined with sweat slowly within the jungle. Lucas was trapped, locked with an innocent blue gaze that stared up at him, and slowly, he felt himself drawing closer, and before he knew it, his body was locked together with hers. So the way things evolved, the daily shared smoke break became something new, and as they explored each other from a new perspective, Lucas found a happier part of himself on this island.
He wanted to make every moment they shared in this tropical paradise worth the admission, and if she had a bad day, it was Lucas's job to make it better. So when Sydney had asked the love-struck man on an evening not unlike today if he wanted to share a hotel in Tasmania, how could he refuse? A skeleton crew monitors the period between the summer and fall seasons for an easy and uncomplicated transition. Two weeks off the isolated rock in the middle of the ocean with the girl of his dreams didn't seem to have any mal effects.
Sydney had wanted special treatment, and as the rest of the staff and island personnel were packed and shipped to the mainland, Lucas made special reservations in advance. After months of coding the security and motion sensors, Lucas noticed a lack of cameras covering the south beach and bungalow. The resort had various retreats and lodging areas under construction across the island, excluding the jungle's interior parts, which, strangely to him, were the majority of cameras and motion sensors. Later, he found that these areas were designated lounge and retreat suites for those richer than just the one percent a getaway from the getaway with different areas of the island providing different themes and attractions. The South Beach was the easiest and quickest route past the cameras for a night of pleasure, followed by a relaxing morning rushing to the Southern dock for a pick-up to the mainland.
In short, Lucas had thought of everything, and as he watched Sydney blissfully cut through the shoreline, he thought of how lucky he was to be here. Meeting her was an experience he would have never obtained hidden away in this tropical tourist trap as he watched the short, well-stocked girl bound towards him. Her body was revealed by a blue one-piece display frame with an orange stripe slicing across her chest. Two well-shaped legs leading up to a rear drove him insane. The suit she chose hid no part of her body, and Lucas had presumed the island's found isolation had brought her devilish side into the light. She wasn't a fat or skinny girl, even though Sydney had the issue of constantly asking Lucas if she looked fat or thin whenever they went to lunch or community work events.
Lucas thought Sydney looked perfect, and a short girl who didn't work out to his knowledge could sustain such an attractive form. However, when Lucas asked her about her family and life in the States, Sydney disclosed a small amount of information. A series of unfortunate events had prevented the young woman from her full pot entail. A long list of years coexisting in a family plagued by an abusive drunken man had taken a massive toll on her social life. Lucas was shocked when she revealed the reality of their first meeting, supposedly a moment of acceptance and regret. Sydney had, in short, retreated from the pressures of public relations for a smoke break, and when she turned to find a lengthy task man stalking her in the middle of the woods, she had accepted the worst possible situation.
She lived a life of fear Lucas couldn't imagine, brought forth by years of torment and regret from a drunken father. Seeing her now unaffected by years of suffering and social anxiety was astonishing. Her body seemed to be a part of the beach, blending perfectly with the ocean beside them, a constant source of beauty and, in her young mind, Lucas, an example of perfection. The man in him took notice of the well-shaved legs, kept sheen and attractive allure; as his eyes roamed up her torso, he found another welcoming set sponsored by the female body, becoming him to her call.
As the young Lucas Cross stared aimlessly at the beautiful young woman, he failed to comprehend the speed at which she was tuning at him. Her form seemed to float effortlessly towards the young man, a woman of untapped beauty and potential. The idea of a day spent with this angel sent him into another string of memories and thoughts that drifted away from reality. Then, in one brief moment of panic, Sydney's body collided with Lucas, wrapping her arms around his torso and lifting her whole body weight off the beach, determined to drag them both into the shallow water.
The cold water instantly brought Lucas out of his dream-like state. The fond memories are now shifting to pure, unkempt joy as Sydney's legs somehow wrapped around his waist and her arms locked around his well-toned chest. Slowly, he felt himself further and further submerged into the shallow water, her light body gently pushing him further toward the white sand below. As his head slowly descended into the crystal-like water, he heard Sydney's sputter fits of laughter, watching him desperately flail to cushion his Imminent fall.
He couldn't help himself; her laugh carried such a child-like naive sense of joy and a chuckle of stupidity that he laughed along with her. But, his body betraying him, salty water soon flooded the space of his mouth, a bitter taste too foul for even the most desperate of men to swallow. Then, as his ears followed his mouth, he heard the unreadable gibberish of his laughter masked by the sea encompassing him.
There was peace in the water even as Sydney's body pressed him effortlessly below the fragile waves. Its delicate waves gently hold any individual in its welcoming grasp, asking them for shelter and protection amidst the abyss. Slowly, Lucas opened his eyes, his entire body completely submerged in the cool liquid. Reluctantly, his eyelids obeyed his commands and instantly greeted with the expected sting of salt water colliding immediately with his unprotected hazel eyes. Nevertheless, Lucas pushed through the minor pain and looked through the turquoise water around him, past the not-so-distant shore and into the precise trivial fraction of the ocean beyond.
With Sydney's body slowly dipping further into the ocean with him beyond, Lucas saw a line of clear sand dotted with dark blue and black rocks. A sea of colors swirled between the underwater islands as fish of all shapes and sizes swam between their hidden world, paying no attention to the primates absently floating a short distance from their home. Lucas felt his bare chest touch the soft layers of pure white sand below, and as if it were snow, he began to spread his legs and arms across the smooth surface. Then, in slow, ungracious movements, he crudely made the worst snow angel in the sand below, barely scratching the thick sand supporting him.
Suddenly, he felt the tingle of Sydney's touch slowly loosening around his chest. Lucas could feel her delicate fingers slowly creeping towards his hair, her sharp, well-trimmed nails sending tingles throughout his freezing body as they crossed his neck. The tingles continued as Sydney's fragile touch seeped into his hair, curling their way around and exploring the wet mop that used to be his hair.
Then, suddenly, she pulled at his hair, almost jerking his head out of the water. The sharp pain, however, faded from Lucas's troubles as a loud, indistinguishable bang roused him immediately from below the surface. Upon breaching the water, Lucas heard the cries of birds a great distance away, followed by the crack of a gunshot.
Syndey was off of him, now scrambling towards the dry beach we had left, marching to a large tout bag full of our clothes and snacks for the night ahead. Beyond his girlfriend, Lucas could see a wave of birds flying north from some point further inland, clearly disturbed by whatever transaction had occurred within the jungle. Lucas's eyes, however, couldn't help but roam in the direction of Sydney's retreating rear. Her position in front of him almost kicked him from a state of severity if it wasn't for the faint crackle of his radio belted to his cargo shorts lying in the sand.
With a sigh, Lucas got up entirely out of the ocean and slowly approached the radio. The gargling had continued, and he could've sworn he heard two distinct voices through the comms.
"Little bas** Bit m* *n *** **s," the first voice carried a thick Latin accent, and Lucas didn't need confirmation to identify her. It was indisputably Sofia and is the only known Latina working on the island, at least from Lucas's perspective, already piqued his interest.
Sofia was to be one of the park's many tour guides and trail experts, helping clients traverse the terrain and informing them of whatever stupid question was on their minds. To his knowledge, Sofia was hired by some park in Costa Rica and was using the money made here to provide funding for conservation.
"Are *** ** Dang***," the words barely formed into a sentence, but Lucas recognized the voice as Andy. Andy, the resort's head of security, was one of Lucas's only friends; their initial meeting was not ideal. Simply put, Andy had caught Lucas one day sneaking off with a pack of cigarettes. However, instead of apprehending him due to his activity, the two shared the rest of the day, smoking blissfully under the hot sun.
"You owe me big time, Amante," Sofia's voice cut clearly through the radio, and Lucas was just two steps away. But, to his surprise, Sydney had a calm, almost relieved expression. The conversation between the two outdoorsy must have settled whatever fears the supposed gunshots had created. Reaching for the radio, Lucas heard the distinctive click of static before he could make peace.
"I owe you nothing. I didn't think you were easy to scare," said Andy, one of the most masculine-driven men he had ever met. He was an all-bred white American passionate about guns, girls, and the outdoors. He would often disclose arrogantly to Lucas about his daily run or how much he lifted before starting the day, but his tone and body language supported every word spit out of his toxic well of a mouth.
" You think i need some little chico like you to protect me you must be one son of a perra chupando las palabras de sus papás si crees que te necesito polla de lápiz!" Sofia spat right back at him. Even though Lucas couldn't understand her words, they were like poison. The exotic language carries a sense of power into the area around them, silencing any hope of interjecting into the conversation.
"Softy, you know I don't speak that language. Please use English and tell me exactly how far you are from the tree lounge," with a moment of pure stupid realization, Lucas put the puzzle pieces together and sighed internally at his coworker's actions. They had the same plan as the couple stranded on the beach, listening to the annoying couple blabbering insults at each other, building up massive tension, and eagerly waiting for it to burst.
Lucas couldn't believe it; he had known this about the couple for some time but still couldn't believe it. But, of course, they weren't trying to hide it; Lucas had found the two intertwined one night, grasping each other within the hot mist and bubbles of the public hot tub just a few yards away from the lodging area. The strange part was that even when explicitly driving towards the same goals, they didn't seem to care or even register the other in question.
The stranger part was that even though they seemed to hate one another in every interaction, they shared that they appeared to be the most likely pair on this island to happen. Andy was a confident six-foot-two man also in his early twenties. He had a well-tanned muscular frame that came with the addition of making any girl he seemed to flirt with a giggle at whatever dumb comment he made. Sofia was an exotic American dream from a Victoria's Secret catalog, her dark bronzed skin meshing perfectly with her well-toned hourglass figure. The girl had a similar effect on the boys when she addressed them in her fluent English, often spilling into aggressive Spanish when she caught them catcalling or attempting snide comments.
They could have anyone they wanted on this island, and through his many conversations with Sydney, it wasn't just his opinion. The two had the most polar ideals and antagonistic relationship he had ever seen in a duo. But together, they created the perfect anomaly of a couple neither displaying the right or wrong attributes but rather living with each other. Whether through rigorous competition or performing the old devil's tango to relieve whatever crazy problem they had accumulated.
Lucas heard a loud static hiss emanate from the radio, followed by Sofia's raspy growl. She rolled her tongue as if intimidating a predator, surveying its options and waiting patiently to strike. Lucas was ashamed to admit it but found her aggressive and somewhat competitive nature attractive.
"I'll be there in twenty, don't be late, juegete," before she could click her radio off. However, Lucas jumped into the conversation, the hiss of static silencing the competitive couple, not expecting an intruder or audience to their private chat.
"What are you two up to?" The radio momentarily remained silent, his words seemingly stunning the two golden models. Then the radio hissed almost comically to life, a loud static erupting from the slight black box hinting at least one of the couple's interests. The static hissed for two minutes before Sydney sighed and rolled her eyes, clearly exhausted and bored from the lack of conversation and cooperation between the two hidden parties.
"Lucas, what on earth are you doing here," the hiss ended, and Andy's confident tone struck through the air around them. His words carried no comedy and conveyed only a matter-of-fact, severe tone.
"Just enjoying the privacy the resort offers," Lucas winked at Sydney, who rolled her eyes while picking up the bag of food and extra clothes. She hid a slight shade of red behind her pride, and Lucas watched her amble towards their destination, the motion of her hips beckoning him to follow.
"Where are you two headed?" Instantly, Andy's words broke Lucas out of whatever perverted daydream he was beginning. A puzzled look was now displayed on his long face, somewhat confused by Andy's question. He knew somehow that he wasn't alone even though, to Lucas's credit, he had covered his tracks rather well, ensuring Syndey they would avoid the peripheral cameras and motion sensors.
"what do you mean two?" Lucas slumped his navy blue t-shirt across his chest as he began to walk amply behind Syndey. Carefully, Lucas began to retrace the footprints she left behind, sticking out as dark pudges in the dry sand. His long legs easily gaped at her small steps, poorly trying to hide their tracks or evidence of the duo with unhinged lines and puddles of dark sand, not that it mattered.
"Lucas, I don't need to be a genius to know who you're coiling around the island with," his voice carried such a smug, matter-of-fact tone that Lucas immediately rebutted his confidence, surprising each end on the radio.
Lucas didn't know how to respond for a moment, and his trail behind Sydney had halted. The young man stared at his girlfriend, walking blissfully ahead of him, and slowly felt his cheeks grow warm from embarrassment. Andy and Lucas were two faces of the same coin, each desperately taking advantage of the secluded and temporarily desolate resort. Lucas found it even more amusing that the head of security took advantage of his post journeying more deeply into the jungle, risking exposure to enjoy some pure, uninterrupted pleasure.
"Lucas, I know you know that I know what you and I are doing," Andy's words were fast and transparent, coming through the radio and expressing the unspoken truth between them. But, for a moment, Lucas was worried Sofia would have responded in a quicker, more aggressive, and more terrifying combination of words and destruction. But before either Andy or Lucas could answer, thunder roared its distant crack of power, only slightly shunned by the dense jungle valley between them.
"I'm guessing you heard that, and I'm making a calculated guess that Sofia is getting the same weather hitting me now," his voice was clear, but it meshed with the light-dripping sound. A slow, inconsistent drip immediately notified Lucas that it had begun to rain. Immediately, his gaze shifted to the sky, and for a split second, he was bewildered at the lack of dark grey clouds looming above him. Just an enormous blue expanse mirroring the sea beside him, the lack of clouds was a strange feeling, knowing the weather waiting for them just a short walk inland.
Then Lucas felt a gust of warm air brush past him, the thick blast of air quickly cutting through the dense bush beside him. He recognized it as rain air, a warm wind that blissfully alerted the world of their forboding superiors. The counter-productive pieces of evidence before him only continued to puzzle him briefly until realization hit him square in the jaw. But, of course, there were no clouds above; the storm hadn't reached this side of the island. The weather down here was that of a tiny rainforest, small bursts of clouds pouring light to heavy rain across fractions of the island.
The storm hadn't reached the island, but the island itself, in some strange way, was preparing for the coming storm. Taking a minute to look away from Sydney, Lucas stared deep into the living world of bark leaves and vines beyond the white beach. The light fog that usually formed amidst the continuously fluctuating climate was much heavier than usual, and the sudden realization kicked him to attention. His pace immediately quickened. The last thing Lucas needed right now was to be out on the beach during a storm; caught in the rain is one thing, but being caught in the open near lightning motivated him to get to shelter.
"Lucas, listen, the storm's moving in fast. It's not hard yet, but when the sun is down, it's going to get bad, heading straight through us, making a B-line for Melbourne," the severity of his condition was suddenly dawning on Lucas. He had expected the storm planned for the coming shower. It was to be the ambiance of their retreat, blissfully enjoying themselves amidst the natural rage of the earth as it slowly passes through. The storm slowly crept toward their location, and Lucas had only one option.
"I can't imagine why you're not responding but know I'm joining Sofia in radio silence. Let me know if anything happens, and when I say that, I mean it must be direst of situations," Lucas didn't bother to reach for the radio to respond. Not because he had no devious last comment or was bored with his radio companion. No, he was too busy kicking his body into overdrive, sprinting across the white sand toward the now-distant form of a Syndey.
Lucas had wasted too much time on the radio with Andy and had underestimated Sydney. When Lucas looked back at her, she was now at the beach's edge. Her form crouched among the sand, seeming to toy and poke at something on the sand. Lucas wasted no time and pushed his body further toward his destination, recalling the plan and praying for whatever god could shed some mercy on his desperate soul.
The exotic getaway from the getaway was just about a yard once we reached the southern beach end. They would be forced to take shelter amidst the jungle if they failed to get it before the storm. That option would immediately ruin the vibe Lucas was going for, and it was hard to play sexy amidst the mud and bugs of a wet dirt floor.
The wind blew hard to Lucas's right; even now, the warm breeze became a cold reminder of his ineptitude. Forcing the man's already terrible-looking sprint across the beach to hasten, kicking up mounds of innocent white sand in his wake. Despite his sloppy form, he was making ground only a few more yards away from Syndey, who was still hunched over, playing with something on the beach's surface. To his surprise, the thing she was playing with appeared to be moving, its dark-colored form doing circles around the motionless Sydney, darting between the left and right sides of her peaceful form.
As Lucas gained more ground, he picked up on more evident details of his girlfriend's situation, and immediately, his demeanor began to relax. She looked fine. Her rapid hand and arm movements exactly replicated the actions of a child trivially attempting to grasp a leaping frog. Now, only a few feet from her, Lucas had a decent view of the creature darting around his girlfriend and could bask in its adorable nature.
She was playing with a lizard roughly the size of a cardboard shoe box. It had a long, rounded face and short bowed legs. From his approaching distance, Lucas could see a stark brown layer of skin patterned with light green spots and a stark white underbelly. The most exciting thing about it to Lucas was how fast it was moving at such an alarmingly consistent speed, darting between Syndey's resting legs in less than a second and playfully attempting to jump onto her lap. Each time, it tried. However, it failed with a sad but cute harmless tumble onto its back. Each time, he spun in the sand, rapidly kicking up small particles of white dust, and to Luca's amusement, tried again. This time, however, in an impressive display of determination, the little lizard leaped onto her lap, joyfully bobbing its delightful little head upon its sudden success.
Lucas couldn't help himself; just about seven feet away from the adorable duo, he let out a small chuckle at the little thing's achievement. The victory was too cute for him to acknowledge in silence. As soon as he let his joy slip, however, the lizard stopped bobbing and turned almost immediately to Lucas, a set of dark orange eyes staring into his soul. Now Lucas was only four feet away, and he could see the little thing in much greater detail and found its reptilian form oddly strange, almost alien-like. Sure, it looked like a lizard and displayed no other qualities to defer Lucas from that conclusion, but the little creature had features Lucas couldn't quite place.
For instance, its round head appeared to be the basis or start of a large snout connected to a smooth, flat head. In addition, the brown and green skin had had bright black little drops plastered randomly across its body, outlining patches in its pebbled skin. Looking closer, Lucas saw that the tiny, stubby, bowed legs had much more muscle than he had initially observed. The strength was much more defined and resembled a sense of control over its movements, a trait he hadn't expected from such a tiny little thing. It had no claws, just four rather large feet with no nails or means of climbing trees; the lizard must be like a gecko rather than stick itself to surfaces rather than climb them.
The creature stared at Lucas before suddenly turning back to Syndey. Its adorable little head is now looking directly into her confused soul. Then, in the forgotten jungle just a few feet away, a loud snap of a twig could be heard echoing across the now quiet sandy beach. The breach in the uncommon silence around him brought Lucas's attention away from the tiny lizard and onto the situation as yet another unsettling realization dawned on him. From some point between Andy's call and his ugly sprint to Syndey, the forest around them had gone entirely silent, absent of the constant cry of birds or the buzz of insects.
The sudden silence was paired with the foreboding gusts of wind absently against their chests. Sydney noticed the silence; Lucas could see her joyful expression change as her attention shifted from the tiny reptile in her lap to the direction of the loud snap. The island wasn't a place of silence, but here and now, the entire island felt like it was watching them, waiting for something unexpected to happen. Lucas starred in the jungle, his eyes darting from tree to tree, searching the forest line for any sign of life or danger.
The lizard was the one that made the first move, its tiny body jumping elegantly off of Sydney's lap onto the white sand. It landed perfectly, its four legs efficiently supporting it just a few inches off the ground as it strode towards the forest, its adorable tail swishing behind it, creating tiny waves in the sand. Before Syndey or Lucas could do or say anything in response, however, the small reptile clocked its little head towards them and chirped. Then, in an instant, the little thing sprang into the foilage, disappearing amongst the vine and ferns of the jungle. Its tiny footsteps did little to help the silence surrounding the couple, who, for a moment, just stared aimlessly at the spot in the sand the lizard had chirped.
"BOO," the radio sprang to life in a fury of static as Sofia's loud accent broke the looming silence around them. Lucas jumped at the sudden noise, and Syndey, who had been about a foot away, scrambled to her feet in a panic, a loud gasp escaping her throat.
"Haha, sorry, Amantes, just trying to scare Andy. I saw him crossing the field in a rush, trying to outrun the rain," Lucas couldn't believe her immaturity. What kind of adult would risk such noise in such a situation? Then it dawned on him that Sofia had no idea what they had just experienced and that, in her mind, she had just scared the crap out of Andy. It was something he would do, so all in all, how mad could he be? Plus, surprisingly, the jungle ambiance had returned. The buzz of cicadas filled the air, and Lucas took a moment to relax, realizing the sun was still slowly dimming across the horizon.
"Unbelievable," Syndey, on the other hand, looked furious, her entire body speckled with sand dug up from Sofia's sudden jump scare. Then, in a rather appealing manner, she slumped back onto the beach in defeat, releasing a long sigh of air from the harmless experience.
"Come on; we're so close. Just round this corner, then it's a short walk away from Heaven," Lucas heaved her small form off the beach, grabbing her by the waist and lifting her across his shoulder. Then, her stomach resting comfortably on his shoulder, Lucas began to spin and shake Sydney to lighten her spirits while removing whatever pesky sand had invaded the beautiful woman he was sharing the beach with.
"Ok, ok, I get it. We're close. Let me down, you big hunk," Sydney giggled as her arms pounded harmlessly against Lucas's back. Her helpless state entirely at his male nature, whatever primal nature he had left, seemed to take over. Without another thought, Lucas mustered the strength to lift Sydney above him. Her smile gave the man enough courage to attempt something so stupid that only a movie could make it work.
In a vain attempt at romance, Lucas Cross lowered the love-struck Sydney slowly towards his lips. As he dropped her, he suddenly felt his grip loosen around her waist. Before reacting appropriately, he felt her forehead crash into his own. A brief flash of pain followed shortly after the expected bonk of their heads. Before either of them knew it, Syndey's weight overtook the remainder of Lucas's body. In a flurry of laughter and groans, she landed on Lucas as his body fell into the soft sand below.
For a moment, the two just stayed motionless, laughing into one another, before their lips met and their tongues intertwined in a way any outside party would judge them for. Lucas's arms wrapped affectionately around her waist, pulling their bodies closer together; he could feel her heart beating rapidly through her breast. The loud thumping encouraged Lucas to salvage whatever romance he had unintentionally created, moving his right hand up the slender curves of her back. Tenderly, Lucas rubbed his way up her soft neck and caressed the back of her head. His fingers delicately dug into her still-wet hair.
For a brief moment, Lucas opened his eyes to gather a quick review of his advancements. But, to his delight, from what he could tell, Syndey was enjoying whatever event they were having on the beach. Her tongue seemed to be taking authority in his mouth. In response, Lucas lowered his left hand to caress Syndey's rear. His hand was just above her right cheek before a cold hand stopped him. To his dismay, Syndey pulled away from the kiss and sat up on the disappointed young man, his intentions spoiled.
"Save it for the bed, lover bo-" Before Syndey could finish her sentence, thunder echoed around them. Both lovers were on their feet instantly, shuffling quickly towards the tree line beside them. For no particular reason, the two began to dust and rearrange their sandy meshed clothes from their beach moment. As if the storm was watching their secret sin, judging them silently from above until it dictated their deserved punishment.
The two looked at each other rather than the sky; the cloudless blue expanse above was now becoming a dark landscape spotted with uneven spots of fluffy white clouds shaded as the remainder of the sun slowly dimmed across the horizon. It was getting dark, and they only had a few minutes of sunlight left. Lucas's heart began to race as he realized he had wasted too much time staring at little lizards and attempting romance.
"the lodge is just around the corner," Lucas smiled at Syndey, hoping his fear would be hidden behind a false confidence. Instead, it worked, to his surprise, and Syndey smiled back at him, brushing sand off her swimsuit before returning to the beach, skipping ahead of him again.
"Just around the river bend," She spoke in a sing-song voice, exaggerating the words river bend. She had taken Lucas's words and immediately responded with a short verse from one of her favorite Disney songs. With a smile, Lucas pondered how only someone as beautiful and utterly confusing as Syndey could make a shitty situation hopeful just by singing a line from Pocahontas.
Lucas quickly paced himself until the two were walking side by side across the remainder of the beach. The white sand began to fade into the dark grey, and black pebbles were strewn across each other, creating a very unfamiliar surface comparable to hot gravel. But it wasn't hot, quite the opposite; however, as their feet navigated the unknown area. They found their feet exploring a smooth pattern of cold, wet rocks melded together from the tides.
Finally leaving the beach, the couple rounded the bend from the island, preventing them from witnessing whatever wonders lay beyond. Rounding a rather unkept bend in the island covered with rocks and putrid sea trees washed ashore, decaying in the once-present sun. The couple finally came upon the lodge they had journeyed so far for.
To their surprise, the lodge wasn't a lodge or condo; a bamboo-style cabana stood amidst the palm trees resting perfectly between the beach and the forest. The wood was sewn together so that you could tell the shelter was more than just a bunch of twigs strewn together to make a home. No, the wood itself was connected to a large red stone establishment. The roof was a series of orange terra cotta tiles that slowly dripped the collective drop of coming rain onto the soil just inches away from the Red stone establishment.
Lucas felt his body surge with anticipation even amidst the arrival of the coming storm. He felt a new sense of security, knowing their journey would finally come to a fruitful end. After a night of pleasure and relaxation in the morning, the two would meet with a fishing boat. Neither knew how to fish, but Lucas had paid extra for a cruise across the Tasman Sea. It was a calming end to their perfect weekend and a beautiful tour with dolphins and basking turtles floating aimlessly throughout the ocean.
As the two approached the fancy bamboo green-style door, Lucas noticed Sydney's breath hitch. He thought nothing of it momentarily and continued towards the beckoning door before him. That is until the absence of her footsteps digging bashfully into the sand ceased to exist beside him.
"Lucas, what is on me," Lucas felt the hairs on the back of his head stick up; Syndey had spoken in a relatively unfamiliar tone. A tone he had not thought her capable of, her words brimming with anxiety, her voice barely over that of a whisper. Each word followed the other, her voice initially stuttering on his name before she quickly spat out her following question.
Lucas didn't have time to turn or protect his seemingly distressed girlfriend because, before she knew it, a shrill scream escaped her lips. Before he knew it, Lucas felt her arms and legs wrap around his back. Unlike the romantic and well-choreographed routine the two had swung into, Syndey had managed to dig her legs into his sides, clinging desperately to him.
"Oh my god, Lucas, it touched me. I felt it touch me!" Her arms constricted around his throat, preventing the young man from breathing, much less speaking. As he attempted to readjust her and increase his chance at the air, she seemingly found her way around him, her arms gaining an unnatural amount of strength, preventing his escape.
"It's a spider, oh Lucas, no, it's a fucking spid-" She stopped, and her grip immediately loosened around Luca's throat, allowing the young man a chance for air. Before Lucas could reprimand her actions, however, a small click announced itself from the sand below them.
The little lizard was back; its tiny, scaly form was curled in a ball, shivering against the white sand. A single orange eye stared into him, darting between the aroused couple and the brewing sky above them. In an instant, he felt his heart melt. The little thing was scared, probably alone and terrified of the coming storm.
"Oh my god, I'm sorry, baby," Lucas felt Sydney slide off his back and watched her rush over to the lizard. She slowly stroked the back of the lizard's head, tracing her fingers gently across its pebbled back. The tiny thing instantly uncurled itself and scurried into Syndey's touch, rubbing and clicking into her hand.
The behavior was odd for a reptile; Andy had told fishing stories of northern Australian crocodiles. He had described them as survivors from a bygone era, monsters so cold and relatively emotionless they carried their young in their gaping jaws. Maneaters that hunted and preyed upon us without a second thought or worry about our power. He told hunting stories of monitor lizard scavengers that would pick apart a dead or dying animal and prey upon the buzzards that followed. Fights between the lizards often broke out. Andy was adamant that they felt no fear nor emotion in times of distress; even losing entire limbs was a minor inconvenience to these monstrous creatures.
However, this lizard behaved like a puppy, chirping joyfully between Syndey's strokes. Sydney seems to have befriended the little reptile, curled her finger beneath its chin, and scratched the underskin of its jaw and neck. Then, in typical dog fashion, the baby flipped itself effortlessly on its side, a dark blue forked tongue dangled aimlessly out of its tiny jaws. Lucas expected small dagger-like teeth found common within reptiles but was met with its mouth's gummy pink interior. However, while the little guy may have lacked any aggressive or predatory features, the little one began to drool a pure white substance onto Syndey's exposed hand, and a bitter-sweet odor, almost like rotten fruit, entered the picture.
Syndey visually gagged at the substance, her hand slightly jerking at the lizard's disgusting slobber. Lucas chuckled as his girlfriend desperately tried to shake the essence off her fingers. The white goo seemed adamant about staying in its new home. Lucas watched amusement as Syndey waved and flailed her hand like some blind cheerleader. Lucas didn't know how to react when the tiny lizard began to chirp at Sydney, its head bobbing up and down as she flaked across the beach.
The thing was laughing at her, or it at least appeared to be; Lucas felt the constant chirps or launching from the pigmy lizard had broken Sydney's efforts. The young woman dug her hand from the sand, staring daggers at the estranged duo watching her. Sydney's fingers were still coated in a thick white substance, and her efforts to cleanse herself with sand resulted in a sandy slime coat. Sydney's hand's preoccupied state reminded Lucas of a childish arts and crafts project covered in glue and brown cardboard patches. In a cute final display of anger, Sydney displayed her full pouty potential to Lucas before she turned and marched toward the ocean.
Lucas watched as Sydney did her best to display some form of the professional strut dozens of goddesses tier women had set the standard for. Her condition, however, carried very little grace or dignity resembling a soldier's march, her legs straightening between piles of sand, her hands planted securely to her sides. It was funny watching her attempt at seduction foiled by her own body, her hips and shoulders trying desperately to push past her rigid figure, disturbing the balance of her lovely walk. He felt his smile grow more prominent as he watched her feet get caught on random clumps of sand or her brief, painful reaction to an unexpected rock as her "Strut" continued towards the now churning water. As his eyes lingered on her swaying form, his mind began to pick apart every refined detail of her exposed body until he turned his gaze away from his lover in a cheeky flash of red-hot, self-inflicted embarrassment.
For a moment, Lucas stared into the jungle beyond the Cabana, listening to the whistling between the many vines and leaves, making them dance blissfully in anticipation of the coming storm. Finally, finally, he was ready; they were prepared. The young man didn't understand why he was so nervous; they had done this for him for a hundred cycles. Maybe it was the idea of what came after the future they could create working side by side outside this hidden Eden. No more distractions, no more stops, no more little surprises. The couple had come here for one thing, and no barrage of cute lizards would stop them. Lucas brushed the minor mixture of dirt and sand off his body and straightened his back, flexing his muscles and cracking his bones, prepping for the magic yet to come.
"Well, little guy, you're welcome. You come inside, but I'd instead take my chances in this storm if I were you because it's about to ge-," As Lucas turned to address the lizard, he was shocked to find the little thing had once again vanished. Its form was absent from its position in the sand beside him; the only remnant of its presence was the small wiggly line in the sand curling towards the forest beyond.
Lucas was stunned that the little thing could slip by him without much trace or hint of his presence left over. Before the young man could ponder on the reptile any longer, a large wet droplet of water slammed against his head, dousing the base of his hairline in a small explosion of water. A hail of unrelenting rain followed the initial drop, and the roar of thunder boomed overhead the storm, obnoxiously announcing its unwelcome presence.
"Sydney, it's time to go!" was not the sexiest way to say let's get this going in paradise, but the storm was coming down hard. The hail almost silenced him entirely, not to mention the initial roar of thunder had lasted just over twenty seconds. The ripple of the storm's power was seeping across the island as its full might began to rip and tear at the jungle's trees; the defensive wall of foilage churned and shook, protecting the forests that lay beyond. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the many palms and bushes scattered amidst the beach as the massive leaves whipped about erratically in the wind. Lucas watched with mild satisfaction as the storm claimed its first palm leaf. The large green umbrella was torn from its home and peeled apart from its brothers and sisters. Lucas watched as the leaf was husked into the sky and lost to the storm above, hidden amongst a now grey and black sky.
Lucas watched her scurry towards him, her body moving as intended, unwithered by whatever desire had driven her before. Her body launched into the air briefly before she locked her arms and legs around Luca's waiting body, and the couple hastily approached their shelter. The threat looming above them pushed Luca's muscles through Syndey's weight, and the man did not hesitate to kick the bamboo-style door open.
For a brief moment, the couple surveyed the room in all its glory. However, the room was shrouded in darkness. Every inch and cranny lacked the necessary light needed to enjoy their time. Before Lucas could voice his complaints, the lights illuminated as if on cue. They were not actual wax candles but small fake bulb-headed candles that shined dark orange rays into the room. The two felt a new sense of urgency as they were graced with power shelter and, most importantly, a bed.
The lovers wasted no time dashing past the living room area. Lucas glanced at the beginnings of a black leather couch sprawled across a colorful green and red rug. Then, finally, his feet reached some hard surface, the cold floor sending a chill up his body and encouraging further actions. Lucas was between Sydney's remaining clothes in a flash, tenderly caring for the woman he loved, digging his face into her neck. His hands explored the secret confines of her body, hidden through layers of social laws they had followed for some unknown reason, isolated within the island's southern coast.
Thoughts began to turn into actions as Luca's lips ravenously met hers, and he felt her tongue intertwine with hers. Things were heating more rapidly now; the overwhelming presence and beat of rain against the roof of the Cabana seemed to vanish amid their love. A series of subtle grunts and moans inched closer and closer toward the breaking point—a point beyond any rational thought or clarity, a moment of complete uninterrupted harmony between them. Luca's fingers traced the outline of her stomach, reaching farther south by the second, slowly teasing Syndey, allowing a taste of the blissful pleasure yet to come.
At this moment, Lucas felt a sense of pride and accomplishment; feeling Syndey shiver and squirm anxiously from his touch alone had made the entire trip worth it. The storm was a passing thought, a worry long forgotten scattered below the rather expensive-looking sheets they were about to drench.
A loud boom of thunder shook their tropical getaway, the storm reaching its full potential, the rain battering against the roof above, eager To torment the eager couple. Lucas felt his pants seemingly vanish, taken from the cunning mistress beneath him, and as they gazed at one another, basking in the dim artificial light of fake Candles, he realized the absolute love he felt for her, this woman. This kind, beautiful, quirky woman god, how is this natural right-
She stopped her tongue retreating from Lucas's mouth, her entire body going frigid. Outside, the tropical storm raged on, and for a moment, Lucas cursed himself for his arrogance; of course, she didn't feel comfortable in this weather. Anything unlikely to happen was probably soiling her mood. Lucas opened his mouth to speak, his eyes meeting hers. Still, before he could say anything, Syndey's fingers pressed hard against his lips, silencing him. he didn't dare disobey her eyes were deadly serious, her face lacking any teasing or humorous expression.
"Listen," Lucas watched as a single bead of sweat trailed down her forehead. Her eyes were locked past the main living area and towards the door from which they entered. Lucas did as she asked, curious how she heard anything in particular over the storm cries until he heard it too. Then, almost on cue, Sydney tightened her grip around his arms, locking her against his.
"do you hear it?" She whispered, her voice barely audible over the roar of the hailstorm. Nonetheless, her voice trembled, her hands shook, and her composure faltered. Lucas could feel his heartbeat mixing with hers, rapidly pounding against the other's rhythm. She had every right to be scared. Lucas felt his fear growing, and his eyes suddenly began searching for the radio scattered beneath his clothes. Lucas didn't know what else to do besides calling Andy. Maybe he just wanted to know what to do.
For some reason, he felt like he was running out of time if a set action parameter needed to be made, almost akin to life and death. Lucas was confused. He didn't know what to do but-
The noise was there again, mixed naturally. Amidst the cyclone, raging ambiance passed the hail and occasional roar of thunder. The couple could make out the distant but all too natural sound of a woman, the shrill but feminine pitch cutting through the downpour. A scream emanating from the jungle beyond a ragged remote call for help was only recognizable from the sheer agony presented in her volume, an unrelated cry for help hidden within the dense foliage.
Lucas found the radio under his boxers; the small black box was damp but still functional. Lucas wasted no time as if he knew the severity and potency of whoever was in trouble. Lucas's fingers trembled, stumbling with the move and buttons, setting the frequency to Andys, hoping the storm wouldn't tarnish their communications. The radio sprang to life with an initial burst of static, settling into a consistent hail of the outside shower. Lucas breathed a sigh of relief. Andy could help if he were where he said they were going. They were the closest they could be, and together, the two of them could find-
"I got you, I Arghhhhhhh! #@d#.........$#," Andys voice echoed over the comms. He was yelling and screaming, unaware of the radio or too occupied to care. He was crying; his voice carried a sense of urgency, and things seemed to become more complicated. Why was Andie's radio on? Had he been trying to contact him? Why was he outside, and who the hell was he yelling at?
Lucas looked up to Syndey. His clothes were almost wholly back onto his body. Whatever happened ruined any romantic setting they had worked so hard to create. Nevertheless, he needed to help ensure his coworkers' and his lover's safety. It was almost a moment of judgment, a test of his loyalty to protect Sydney from whatever danger had lurked on the island shrouded within the confines of the jungle.
"Andy, what's your location?" Lucas tried to keep his voice steady, desperately trying to portray the slightest bit of control for Sydney. The radio produced rain; however, whatever Andy was occupied with had torn him away from the-
Luca's composure was immediately destroyed, and his train of thought was stripped away as a gunshot echoed across the island. The unquestionable bang pierced through the gale and hail of the outdoors emanating from the jungle beyond. Sydney immediately wrapped herself in the white bedsheets, her arms clothing onto a cluster of pillows beside her, hugging them like a child would a stuffed bear.
"Andy, I have a gunshot near me. Can you respond!" Lucas was angry now, his voice carrying no sense of allusion or calm to ease his panicked girlfriend. Desperately, he filed with the radio, trying aimlessly to get a better signal, only to be met with the loud hiss of static until, finally, the channel went dead. One last hiss emanated from the radio, the final chance for communication lost to whatever lurked within the island.
The girl's screams had ceased, and there was no follow-up shot. Instead, sweat mixed with leftover rain poured down Luca's head as he silently stood motionless as if his actions had any effect on whatever nonsense was occurring within the wild. He looked at Sydney, and she looked right back at him, and in her eyes, he saw fear, fear of whatever monster had plagued their friends.
Luca's mind raced a million different excuses being made, all intent on keeping him beside her, comforting her as they waited for the storm to pass or the simple reply from Andy, ensuring a couple of his and Sofia's safety. All lies she would see through all actions, he would be judged for all stupid, cowardly excuses to protect himself.
"I'm going out there," Lcias gathered what little courage he had and spoke clearly and true to her, seemingly shocking his maiden from the bed covers, her primarily naked body displayed to him.
"don't we have no idea what's even happening? So don't be an idiot. Just stay and sit here until the storm passes and," she trailed off, listing off great philosophical points that won't matter when whatever is happening out there reaches the doorstep of our secluded getaway. Then, Lucas rushed over to her in a flash, taking her hand into his own. His eyes never left hers, and he was sure his actions had displayed the severity at hand.
" I'm leaving nothing to chance. I promise not to go farther than the fork, and I'll be back before you know it," Before Sydney could even respond, Lucas was already out the door and rushing into the jungle beyond, following the residence path into the wilderness.
Wet hail pounded against his face and mixed with the cold gale, and It was almost as if the storm was welcoming him back. Behind him, he could hear Sydney's shouts and cries of protest, but he knew she would not follow. There was no logic behind it. Instead, she would rush to change and hope for any sign of his trail. It wasn't wise to roam the jungle without a radio. Syndey knew that better than anyone. She had gotten lost once upon a time, scattered only a few yards beyond the main trail, stoned from an evening's break of work. Lucas had found her, thank god, covered in mud, her hair blown up from the island's tropical humidity.
Lucas smiled momentarily, but the thunder's roar broke him from his memory. It was impossible to see where he was going, but after days of carefully studying the island's layout and nature trails, he had a pretty clear idea of where he was headed. Lucas needed to get to the clearing. He needed to get some vantage point and knowledge of what was happening. Unfortunately, the valley was not above the forest's canopy. Still, the field was a point of the sanctuary, a sheltered area, a break for nature enthusiasts pampering the rich bastards from the outside world they chose to walk through.
Luca's feet tore into the muddy earth below his body, absently kicking up heaps of leaves and runoff. Black jungle surrounded him on all sides, but his confidence had soiled any other sense of reality. As he pushed further into the wilderness, he felt the rain begin to soften the hail and hollowing wind, fading from a cold hindrance to a minor inconvenience. For a moment, Lucas paused, allowing himself to take in the surroundings he had rushed himself into.
As if the forest was waiting for a cue, the natural chorus of frogs and bugs filled the void left by the retreating cyclone. Lucas cared little for them. His ears searched for anything, particularly anything human or resembling any form of panic or fear. All he could hear, however, was the jungle's peaceful ambiance. The croaks and chirps of the frogs seemed to be toying with him, laughing at his trivial attempt at being a hero.
Begrudgingly, Lucas continued looking to his left and right, surveying his surroundings, hoping to find some form of familiarity. Instead, the trees beside him were covered in thick vines and moss, their trunks towering into the sky. Their extensive branches impede the light of the already-shrouded moon. He had been walking for some time and had not seen or felt any sign of humanity scattered amongst the trail he had made.
Lucas paused his body, beginning to realize what had happened, his mind still denying the reality he was in. He was lost, and Lucas rushed back towards what he thought was the beach in a moment of pure panic. The leftover raindrops splattered against his head, but besides the rain, the only noise that presented itself was his own. His body crashed against the dense foliage, a mess of broken branches and kicked-up leaves left in his wake.
That's when he heard it. Lucas froze, his body shaking cold and wet, representing his soiled night. But off to his right, Lucas listened to the sound of gurgling water sound between the raindrops slapping against the jungle leaves. He needed anything to hint at his location, so taking a deep breath of air and calming himself, he set off to his right, his body cutting through the dense underbrush.
The noise was louder now, and the gurgling sound was more adamant, encouraging him to continue. He hoped for the beach, but anything would be better than the jungle. Now more than ever, he wished to be with Syndey; their bodies pushed together amidst the storm, keeping each other warm until morning. Suddenly, Lucas burst from the foilage, and his feet made contact with the soft earth beneath him and was privy to the dark currents of the River.
The River was the best, most efficient trail he could have hoped for. Yes, the beach would have been preferred, but Luca's ration side knew he was nowhere near the beach. The RiverRiver, however, was a solution. After days of studying the island's many trails and natural checkpoints, the River was the most consistent beacon. The churning rapids stemmed across the island, but each led to the south beach. So all he had to do was follow the River. Sure, Sydney would be alone longer than he had anticipated, but she was safe as long as she remained in the Cabana.
"Thank god," he said aloud. Lucas heard a soft clicking sound emanating from the jungle behind him as if in reply. Lucas didn't pay it too much attention, shrugging it off as an insect scattered amidst the mud and leaves.
Luca's mind was conflicted with caring for such noises, asking a million unknown questions at a time and doubting the unfamiliar situation's threat. The plain fact was that he had been an idiot, a fool-acting hero, to protect his girlfriend from unseen dangers. Lucas would have to apologize for his rash and unintelligent actions. Syndey was probably worried sick. The poor thing is left alone in paradise. Whoever or whatever they heard was gone, and Lucas began to wonder if the gunshot they had supposedly heard was just the crack of thunder.
Lucas felt stupid. He was embarrassed, stomping around the jungle like a fool plastered in paint, some hero he turned out to be. All that mattered now was-
A new noise rose above the gurgling of the River beside him and Lucas for listening to the growing whooping noise emanating deeper within the jungle. Then, without warning, a helicopter burst from the tree line, a bright spotlight piercing through the darkness around him. The machine's noise was deafening, silencing the natural world around him. Lucas watched in wonder as the machine hurled itself over the jungle canopy, its powerful cycles kicking up whatever leaves the storm had left over, spraying them among the ground he lay upon.
Then, as quickly as it appeared, the helicopter vanished to his right, its form hidden from the thick jungle, impeding Luca's vision. Lucas listened to the rhythmic whooping of the helicopter fades its unseen form, retreating into the night. What the hell was happening first? The screams, then the supposed gunshot, and now this helicopter?
Lucas was sick of it; he had no idea what was happening and didn't care anymore. So begrudgingly, Lucas continued along the River, hopefully only a few yards away from the beach. The River curved, but he was sure enough now that if he continued straight, he would reach his overall goal. Lucas just had to keep near the River; Lucas thought he just needed a reminder insurance for his safety.
Drenched and Miserable, Lucas cut back into the dense jungle, his feet seeping into the muddy surface below his body, thrashing against the thick leaves of the underbrush. Then he heard the soft clicking again, the noise much louder now much more difficult for him to ignore. Lucas paused. That didn't sound like a bug, and it seemed to be close by, somewhere scattered within the jungle, off to his right. Lucas waited and heard it again. This time, the clicking was much louder; it reminded Lucas of a dolphin, but the pitch was all off was much slower, each click ending in a low hiss.
The hiss that followed the clicks sent a chill up Luca's spine, and before he knew it, another noise from his left, the same clicking followed by the uncanny hiss, emanated from the darkness. Then he heard it again from his right, much closer now. Whatever the thing was crashing against, the underbrush raced closer toward him.
Lucas began to run. He made a lot of noise as he ran, but still, he heard the creature behind him. His brain toyed with him, plaguing him with monsters of a bygone era hunting him throughout the forest, demons who wished to whisk him away from paradise and devour him all. Lucas could hear the growing gurgle of the River; he could think of no other option but to jump into the River and risk hypothermia. The current would whisk him away from his unbeknownst hunters and, if lucky, carry him to the beach.
He heard branches break behind him, his pursuers demolishing the world behind him. Hisses and growls prevented him from turning his head in curiosity. No rational man alive would dare face the devil in his territory, and Lucas had no intention of stopping.
Suddenly, Luca's feet trod upon the soft earth of the River's edge. He used it to his advantage, hope now surging through his veins. Lucas pushed his wet body into overdrive, his legs carrying him across the jungle floor, tearing through the underbrush, and just as he reached the RiverRiver and jumped, a large leather mass collided with his leg, pulling him back into the jungle.
Lucas wasted no time, his body reacting immediately, his free leg kicking into the large mass, hindering his escape. Lucas felt sharp teeth begin to dig into his bare skin. A series of snorts and grunts escaped his hunter, and Lucas felt his warm blood stream down onto the dirt beneath him. The flight was no longer an option. It was either fight or die now, and Lucas was determined not to die. With one final kick, Lucas plunged his foot into the source of his pain. A resounding hiss followed in response, his attacker's teeth releasing their hold on his leg. Lucas heard the creature retreat into the jungle beyond, hissing and clicking in ravenous rants and clicks, eclipsing the jungle's once beautiful ambiance.
Lucas wasted no time, and in a flurry of mud and blood, he stumbled to his feet and, in one final desperate action for survival, jumped into the River, waiting solemnly beside him. For a brief moment, all he felt was the damp air, and he feared he had missed the most straightforward jump in the world, but his fears were satiated as his body was instantly succumbed by cold water. Lucas felt the current carry him, and as his body rose to the surface, Lucas glanced back at his former attackers. Surprisingly, he only saw the river edge and the jungle that waited beyond. The clicks and hisses had stopped, and the jungle around him shifted into its usual pattern of chirps and croaks of trivial bugs and frogs. Lucas felt his eyes closing, and before he knew what was happening, the young man succumbed to a needed slumber, his body shutting down from a mixture of activity and frigid temperature.
Lucas awoke to a shrill scream erupting from the forest behind him in a flurry of mud and sand; the young man rose from his passed-out state slumped against the River's edge. Luca's body was covered in a thick layer of soil, drenched by the River. The brown dirt that covered him acted as a crust between his skin and the fresh breeze of the ocean. Lucas suddenly realized that he was beside the sea and, just turning his head to the left, could get a whiff of the fresh salty air and view the dark expanse of churning waves.
A smile crept upon his face, soon erupting into laughter. So he lived. Lucas repeated this thought to himself repeatedly that he had faced the horrors of the jungle and had come out on top. He was a survivor, a man who cheated death he had lived he ha-
A scream erupted through the beach, a distinctly familiar cry of a woman, a woman he had seemingly abandoned. Lucas rose from the sand in a rage fit before falling back down. Wet sand speckled the dirt covering him, and bits of the dust had sprayed into his already drenched hair. Lucas looked down at his legs quizzically, inspecting the source of his inability.
To his horror, his left leg was ravaged and ripped open, remnant blood dripping into the sand beneath him. Lucas reached down to touch the mangled and bloody remains of his leg, flesh dripping from the torn ligaments of his muscle. When his finger caressed the open wound, a new feeling of unrest erupted from the back of his mind. He felt nothing, pain, agony, or even the slightest discomfort. In denial, Lucas picked away at the loose strands of flesh, trying desperately to gauge some form of reaction. Still, nothing followed. Suddenly, Lucas realized that His arms didn't seem practical, failing to rip or adjust his leg to his liking. Then he realized that his entire body felt numb as a weak excuse for the stallion he perceived as heroically escaping the jaws of death.
Lucas realized, to his horror, that he couldn't feel anything, and the more he tried to move his limbs or lift himself off the sandy shore, the more difficult it became. Almost as if something was pushing him against his motor functions, leaving him helpless against the cool sand. The boy opened his mouth to scream for help, but instead, the trivial whisper escaped the confines of his mouth. It was clear now what was happening and what he was reduced-
A low clicking sound suddenly cut through the jungle, silencing the many frogs and bugs that peacefully filled the silence. Lucas's head slowly turned to face the all to a familiar sound, and to his horror, a pair of bright yellow eyes pierced through the night, staring directly at him through the underbrush. He froze what little movement he had left in his body; his form pressed against the sand and spiraled across the white surface as if he were making a snow angel.
His body told him to run, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move, his muscles spasming and flexing in hopeless attempts to function. That's when he heard the second clicking hiss erupting from the River he had just crawled from. Lucas tried to raise his neck and glance toward the new forboding volume source. Still, before he could even reflect away from the yellow eyes illuminated within the dark jungle, a new odd sensation spread across his stomach.
Lucas was suddenly aware of the sweet, putrid smell of flesh; the thick mass suddenly protruding from his waist followed the scent. With what control he had in his arms, Lucas reached for his stomach and felt a thick but slippery mass. The mass felt wet, but he couldn't be too sure, and as he toyed and fumbled with whatever had covered his stomach, a slow realization began to dawn upon him.
With all his strength, Lucas raised his head just enough over his chest to view the mass that had eluded him. What he found sent him a wave of nausea and dizziness followed by a fit of terror as the young man attempted to scream amidst the night, only allowing a small whimper to escape his lips.
Lucas had been holding his intestines, his body unable to recognize his own body or register the pain he should be feeling. Lucas started at his open wound, a mix of blood and pink-colored organs staining the pure sand beneath him. Internally, his mind was dimly aware of a series of snorts and clicks surrounding him, but all he wanted to do was scream. Instead, Lucas's head collapsed onto the sand, his eyes darting between the space above him, the only function his body could do. Then, something seemed to lift his head, clasping both sides and lifting what remained of his body. From above, he watched in horror as his guts spilled onto the sand. A large mass of blood and organs now littered the area. He knew the creature had his head clenched between his jaws. The horror of that realization was followed by the final wish that it would all be ended soon.
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all-the-things-2020 · 3 months
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Further Along the Way - Chapter Nineteen
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Summary: The Way forward becomes clear.
Rating: PG
Mariana dove for the data pad before Cabur could pull it down on his head. “Nope, nope, nope,” she told her son as she snatched the device away from him. “That’s my toy.” Ever since he’d started walking, Cabur was into everything, and half the time Ad’ika aided and abetted him in his mischief instead of alerting her to it.
She pressed the button to answer the incoming comm. “Mariana Djarin,” she said brightly, adjusting the angle of the data pad so as not to show the pile of unfolded laundry on the couch.
“Good afternoon, Mariana!” It was Professor Ti’lik, her Galactic History instructor. “Is this a good time to talk?”
“Of course,” Mariana said. She made eye contact with Ad’ika and nodded at Cabur. Ad’ika nodded back and pulled his brother’s favorite stuffed bantha out from under the armchair. Cabur immediately lost interest in the data pad and soon both boys were engaged in a bout of Froggy vs. The Bantha. “What can I do for you, Professor?”
“I’m going to start working on a new project soon,” Ti’lik said, her horned head tilting out of camera view as she reached for something off to her side. She came back into view with a cup of kaf in her hand. “Um, just a moment,” she said, taking a long sip. “I’ve been up since before daybreak and I have three committee meetings after this. I need some oomph.”
“I completely understand,” Mariana chuckled. There were days she relied on numerous cups of kaf to get her through.
“I knew you would,” Ti’lik said. “Anyway … I’m starting a new project, and I’m going to need a research assistant to help me. I’d like to offer you the job.”
“Me?” Mariana was surprised. “But I haven’t finished my degree yet. I thought you usually used graduate students as RAs.”
Ti’lik nodded and took another gulp of kaf. “Normally, I would, but you only have a couple of semesters left, and I think you’d be perfect for this. I’m going to be diving deep into the history of warrior cults, including the Jedi, the Sith … and the Mandalorians.”
Mariana sat back. “And what exactly would this job entail?,” she asked. “I’m kind of limited as to what I can do from here.” She turned the data pad so that the camera would pick up the two boys playing on the floor.
“I know,” said Ti’lik. “Which is why you’d have to come here, to Chandrilla. You’d be working for the University, Mariana, and as an employee you’d be eligible for free tuition … and free child care.”
Mariana was stunned. This was too perfect. “I’ll … I’ll have to talk it over with my husband,” she managed to say after a moment.
“Of course,” Ti’lik said. “You don’t have to decide right now. Take your time, think it over, discuss it with your husband, and let me know in a couple of days.” She glanced to the side, grabbed her cup and downed the last of her kaf. “I’ve got to go. Talk to you soon!”
The comm link went dark and Mariana sat her data pad down. Almost immediately, Cabur abandoned the bantha and tottered toward the table. “Paa!,” he cried. Ad’ika rolled his eyes and corrected him. “Pad,” he said carefully, emphasizing the “d.” Mariana couldn’t help but laugh.
The pad dinged and she lunged for it before Cabur got his hands on it. It was a text message from Ti’lik. “FYI, by time we complete project, you should have degree in hand. Can almost guarantee you an adjunct position in my dept after that. Think abt it.”
Her hand was shaking as she put the pad down. An adjunct position? Oh, stars, is this really happening?
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Din had just dismissed his final class of the day when he heard a whoop from the hallway. The door burst open and Pando Florenz dragged someone in. “Look who’s here,” he cried. It was Klaarmat X’intari, wearing a brand new dress uniform.
“Lieutenant X’intari,” Din said. “Good to see you again.”
X’intari snapped a salute. “It’s Captain X’intari, actually,” he said with a smile. “I just got promoted.”
Pando threw an arm around the Bendaski’s shoulders. “How about that, Mr. Djarin? Barely out of the Academy a year and he’s already gotten a promotion.”
“Very impressive,” Din agreed. He wasn’t all that surprised, though. He’d been in contact with X’intari’s commanding officer a few times over the past year and knew how well the young officer was doing at Rentrock. Getting him out of the xenophobic atmosphere of Clarvos City had allowed him to flourish.
X’intari shrugged, humble as ever. “I had a couple of good ideas, that’s all,” he said. “Major Gondosk asked me to join his staff, and he has some business with the Colonel, so I got to come along. Thought I’d stop by and say hello while they’re in their meeting.”
They chatted for a bit. Din showed him the latest holos of Cabur and Ad’ika, and Pando admitted he and Glenna were once again together (they’d broken up twice since Klaarmat had graduated). X’intari was just launching into a story about a disastrous date he’d been set up on when his comm pinged.
“That’s the Major,” he said. “Gotta go.” He shook hands with Pando, who pulled him into a hug, then shook hands with Din.
“If you have time, stop by my place before you leave town,” Din said. “I know Mariana would love to see you. No need to comm, just come over.”
“I’ll try,” Klaarmat said. “Depends on what the Major needs from me.” His comm pinged again. “Shit, I’d better go.” He flashed them a smile and hurried off.
“Me, too,” Pando said. “Supposed to study with Glenna for the maths exam tomorrow.” He winked.
Din finished cleaning up the classroom, locked up and headed home.
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“Da!” Both boys cried out when Din walked through the door.
“You’re late,” Mariana teased.
“Sorry,” Din said, trying to wade through the two toddlers clinging to his legs. “You’ll never guess who stopped by after class.” He picked up Ad’ika and swung him onto his shoulder, then picked up Cabur, snugging him against his hip. “Klaarmat X’intari.”
“Klaarmat?” Mariana was thrilled. “How’s he doing?”
“He just made captain,” Din said proudly. “He’s working for a Major something or other, who had a meeting with Colonel Braxden, so he popped in to say hi. I hope you don’t mind, but I told him to stop by if he had the chance before he leaves town. I thought you’d like to see him.”
“I’d love to see him,” Mariana replied. She had a soft spot for the Bendaski, who had always struck her as a bit lost. Obviously, he wasn’t lost anymore, if he’d already been promoted. “I wonder if Ad’ika remembers him.”
“Klaarma,” Ad’ika said emphatically. “Vorpan. Like me.”
“Vo-pa,” Cabur repeated.
“Green,” Mariana said carefully. For some reason, both boys were more likely to latch onto Mando’a words than Basic ones, which pleased Din mightily.
“Geen,” Cabur said.
Ad’ika stubbornly stuck to “Vorpan.”
Mariana was about to broach the subject of Ti’lik’s call when the door chimed. Since Din was dripping with children, she stepped past him to answer the door. It was Klaarmat, with an older, human officer standing behind him.
“Hi, Mrs. Djarin!”
“Klaarmat!,” she cried, wrapping the boy in a hug. “Din was just telling me you’d stopped by. Look at you, Captain!”
Once she’d let go of him, he shrugged. “Yeah, I’m still getting used to that. Oh, this is Major Gondosk. We’re on our way to catch our shuttle back to Rentrock, but he said we had time to stop by to see you for a few minutes.”
“Come in,” she said. “Nice to meet you, Major.”
The older man nodded kindly as he stepped inside the apartment. “Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Djarin,” he said. “And you, too, Mr. Djarin. Captain X’intari has told me quite a bit about both of you.”
Din put the boys down and shook Gondosk’s hand. Ad’ika leaped at Klaarmat, while Cabur warily peeped from behind his father’s knee.
“Hey, it’s my favorite green kid,” said Klaarmat, sweeping Ad’ika into his arms. “And look how big your brother is! I remember when he was a teeny, tiny baby.”
“Cabur muninar,” Ad’ika said. Klaarmat looked puzzled.
“He said Cabur is tall,” Din explained. “He’s quite proud of how fast his brother is growing.” Ad’ika nodded.
“We don’t have long,” Major Gondosk said, “but I did want to let you know that we’re working on reversing the Board’s decision on the admittance of non-human cadets. General Mikko is being reassigned and if we’re lucky the new Academy liaison will be more amenable to our point of view.” He clapped one hand on Klaarmat’s shoulder. “After all, if we don’t admit non-human cadets, we’re going to lose out on officers like X’intari here.”
Klaarmat ducked his head in embarrassment. “I’m just doing my job, sir,” he mumbled.
“And a damn fine job, too,” Gondosk said. “Speaking of, we’d better get going or we’ll miss our transport. Again, a pleasure to meet you both, and here’s hoping next year will be back to normal around here.” He shook their hands and waved at both boys.
Klaarmat handed Ad’ika to Mariana, then crushed them both in an embrace. “Good to see you again, Mrs. Djarin,” he said.
“I told you to call me Mariana,” she chided as he stepped back.
“Okay, Mariana,” he said. “But I’m still calling him Mr. Djarin.” He nodded toward Din, who simply shook his head.
“Come here, Captain,” he said, pulling Klaarmat into a hug. “Don’t be a stranger.”
After X’intari and Gondosk left, Din sat on the couch, pulling Cabur into his lap. “This is great news, cyar’ika,” he said. “If they can get the Board to reverse it’s policy …” He smiled at her, his eyes bright. Suddenly, she didn’t feel as excited about her own news.
“Din, we have to talk about something,” she said, sitting down next to him. Ad’ika looked at her expectantly and she nodded. He grabbed Cabur’s hand and led him off to play.
“What’s up?” Din asked, taking her hand. “Is anything wrong?”
“I … I had a comm from Professor Ti’lik today,” she began.
Din frowned. “I thought you were doing well in her class,” he said.
“I am,” she assured him. “This wasn’t about class. She — she offered me a job.”
“I don’t understand. A job? But you haven’t finished your degree yet. You need to finish your degree. That’s the plan.”
“I know. And it’s a job as her research assistant. Which means I’d be working for the University. And eligible for free tuition.”
Din’s face lit up. “So you’d still be able to finish your degree,” he said. “But you’re already so busy, with school and the kids. Do you really think it’s a good idea to take on something else?”
“Well, she did mention that the university provides free child care,” Mariana said carefully.
That was when it dawned on him. “So this job would be on Chandrilla,” he said.
She nodded. “Yes, which is why we need to talk about it.” She rubbed his hand. “If you don’t want to leave Thantos, I understand. Especially with things looking up for next year —“
He cut her off. “There’s nothing to talk about,” he said. “We’re going.”
“Wait, what?”
He brought her hand to his lips and kissed it gently. “This has always been the plan, cyar’ika,” he said softly. “For you to finish your education, to have the career you were always meant to. You have to take this opportunity.”
“But you’re so happy here,” she said. “I don’t want you to have to give up your whole life again, just for me.”
Din shook his head. “You and the boys are my whole life,” he corrected her. “A job is a job. Mar’ika, there are plenty of soldiers and fighters in this galaxy. People like me are a dime a dozen. But minds like yours … brilliant, insightful minds … that’s what the galaxy needs more of.”
“What did I ever do to deserve you?,” she said through tears.
“I ask myself the same question every day,” he replied, wiping the tears away with his thumb before kissing her quite thoroughly.
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“What’s this?,” Colonel Braxden asked as Din dropped an envelope on his desk.
“My letter of resignation,” Din replied.
The Colonel scrambled to his feet. “Your what?”
“My wife got a job offer on Chandrilla,” he explained. “We’ll be leaving at the end of the month.”
Braxden sighed. “We’ll miss you,” he said simply. “Give your wife my best.”
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Everything was packed. Mariana picked up Cabur and settled him on her hip. She looked around the apartment. The furniture was staying, of course, but even so the rooms looked so empty without all their clutter. No stray toys under the couch, no abandoned jacket draped over a chair, no dirty cups in the sink, no data pads scattered on the side table.
“Goodbye, little apartment,” she whispered.
“Bye, parmen,” Cabur echoed.
Din and Ad’ika were already outside, waiting for the skimmer to arrive to take them to the spaceport. “I hope you remember this place, verd’ika,” she said. “It’s where you were born.” Things had not always been perfect on Thantos (those dark, dark days after the cadets were lost would be seared into her soul forever) but it had been where they became a true family, a clan of four.
She walked outside to stand next to her husband. “Any regrets?,” she asked. She knew he was disappointed to be missing Pando and Glenna’s graduation, and would miss hanging out with Garrick.
“No regrets,” Din said, slipping his arm around her waist. “This is the Way.”
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Mando’a words:
Vorpan = green
Muninar = tall
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myfifthlobotomy · 5 months
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21 Year Old Me
Age: 21
Hair color: Dark Brown
Current Style: Dark but Feminine
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite color: Black and Pink (but I’ll always love blue too)
Favorite Things To Do: Thrifting (swap meets, estate sales, markets), reading, hanging out with Ben and Indy, grocery shopping, go to the beach, and collecting trinkets
Last Movie I Watched: Saltburn and The Boy and the Heron
Most Important People in Your Life: Grandma, Ben, Taylor
Funny Story From 2023: One of my Best Friends Pearl came to visit me in San Diego and we went out to my local dive bar by my house. We ended up talking to this loser marine and he tells us he can sing. So he belts out in song and Pearl and I are trying our best not to burst out laughing. I ended up getting bored and messing with him for my own entertainment and it ended pretty poorly. Oops
Favorite show: Euphoria still
What were you for Halloween 2023: A Siren for the Party and a Clown at Work
Favorite Thrift Finds of 2023: My BettyBoop Statue of Liberty and my Leopard Prink Coat
How long have you and Ben been together: 5 years
What is Your Plan For The Future: I plan on getting through school and ending with my Masters, I want to get my own place, I want to get more cats, I want to become A better writer, I want to save more money.
What I Want To Improve: My drawing, communication skills, knowledge on psychology, being nicer
Job: Just quit my Budtender job
Things that happened in 2023: My Jersey Shore themed 21st Birthday, Visited Arizona for the first time because my friend got roofied, Went to the Nessa Barret concert with Pearl,Went to Palm Springs for Spring Break with Ben, Went to PB for our friends graduation and ended up with 5 people in jail and the bouncers getting their ass whooped, Going to Universal Studies with Taylor, Ben, and Micheal, Going to Hawaii with Ben’s family, Going to Disneyland with my family, Pearl came to San Diego to visit me, Found out my friend of 10 years slept with my new friends boyfriend (friendship down the drain I don’t fw girls who aren’t girls girls), Went to the last tailgates of our college lives, Went to Vegas and ended another 10+ year friendship (still coping with this one), Saw Pierce the Veil front row, quit my job, and now I’m visiting my family back in my hometown.
Favorite Bands: Pierce the Veil, $uicideboy$, Deftones, Nessa Barrett, Lana Del Rey, Mitski
Favorite thing to cook: Trader Joe’s squiggly noodles, taco bowls, adult lunchables (girl dinner) example; cucumbers and hummus, hard boiled egg, pickles, Trader Joe’s off brand takis, cream cheese, string cheese, seaweed , etc
Favorite places to eat in San Diego: Sushi Kuchi, Mystic Grill, Mikes Red Tacos, and STK
3 Things I Love: Halloween, Hawaii, and fashion
3 Things I Hate: Pitbull, girls who aren’t girls girls, Olives
How many Tattoos Do You Have: 4
Favorite Purfume: Sandall 33 dupe because that shit is expensive
Car You Drive: Audi A3
Favorite things I got for Christmas this year: Diamond necklace, Frankie’s Bikini Set, and LED Mask.
Ok these are all the questions I can think of.
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PLEASE THE NEW DAN HENG WAS SO GOOD 😭 my angst heart loves that the fact he never got to hear reader's last words would haunt him forever. He probably lays awake at night in bed imagining the event all over again and daydreams you dying in his arms instead of by yourself while he got help 😢
You so get me on the Oikawa simping. If you ever decide to release the hottest mixtape on why he's the most dedicated lover then I will stream it 24/7 😤. And mr.tetsurou!! He would never willingly make a fool of himself but once you get some alcohol in him 🥴 all his repressed feelings are about to come out!!!
I can't think of any requests but I see you currently have 8 in your inbox so I'm soooo looking forward to it on top of whatever you have in your drafts! Also I saw that you're closing matchups soon and that you're willing to do additionals so can you do 3 more for me with the info I sent since you already posted mine, please? (Only if you have the time and energy of course!!! I won't be too greedy for your writing and interaction now heheh) for the fandoms.....ummm...argh, this is so hard because I literally am in all those fandoms 😭 If any characters from any of your given fandoms jump out at you then I'll take them but if nobody comes to mind then I'll choose genshin, honkai and you can literally choose the last one for me hdjsks IM SORRY IM SO INDECISIVE 😣 we literally have all the same fandoms so it's so hard for me but I promise I'm not picky and I'll love whatever you write anyways so no stress LOL
I'm sitting in the doorway and just took my shoes off as I write this bc i got the notifs that you posted but i hope youre having a good day/night wherever you are!!💕💖
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teehee oh that was definitely the intention. i think it just adds to the heartbreak even more that he should have stayed by ur side for your final moments.... oh well! i love to give my comfort characters the biggest hug but simultaneously dump a truckload of angst on them .... whoops. wooHOOO oh yeah. watch me become oikawa's defense lawyer AND brand new pr manager, just going "dw sweetheart i will take care of you".... but in all seriousness, there is just so many layers to him that i really love abt him!! tbh he's probably the first few characters i really invested in analyzing, which is what got me into literary analysis and writing haha. waaa thank you! 🥹 ngl most of the stuff in my inbox are matchup requests but i rlly enjoy writing those anyways. i still have an angst idea that i would like to write out (it's been sitting in my brain since yesterday ngl) but i still have one more final to finish so maybe later this week! oh! but an anon did request for a scenario for kuroo and oikawa based on our convo so! 👀 hopefully i can get that out pretty soon<3 and on the topic of the matchup, definitely, yeah!! i think i did genshin for u already BUT i can always do a second genshin since there's lots of charas if u'd like :> keeping the last fandom a surprise till i post it. thanks for the ask as always and take care of urself! <3
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rantsintechnicolor · 1 year
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Ship log: flying fish, approaching puerto rico
I went down one deck to “central park,” resplendent with real plants but recorded bird and cricket song. The park cafe opens at 6:45a for coffee and continental breakfast. It is calm and quiet in comparison to the anxiety-inducing energy of deck 15 breakfast buffet; there is plenty, but they still behave like sharks, kind sharks, “Oh, excuse me,” “oh sorry, I didn’t see you there,” and “whoops, pardon!” 
I go through the exit and see the drink area conveniently there. I pour two coffees and survey the offerings, knowing I will just be eating leftover wedding cake. I see there is an espresso machine and it looks like the barista is helping a woman get it just the way she likes it. A few other servers are in their stations nodding helpfully, saying, “yes, mem,” “of course, my lady,” and “thank you, ma’am” like the British pronounce it. I leave through the entrance to go back up a deck. I smile at a black man when he is twenty feet away. I get the feeling he won’t smile back so I look away. And then hopefully back up. He gives me a small smile and a polite nod. 
(Everyone has been so kind, except two Australians who pronounce deck to almost sound like dick. Now deck/dick jokes penetrate all conversations with our group.)
I set down a coffee cup on a cruise branded fan masquerading as a cabinet near the elevators. I grasp both handles in one hand so I can get to my key. I take the stairs back to my room without incident. I set a coffee cup down for my wife, who emerges momentarily from her doze, and I take mine out on the balcony with the eighth of a full sheet wedding cake and snap a photo. It looks decadent yet simple; white whipped cream frosting with some  decorative lavender pipping and layers of dark chocolate cake with actual dark chocolate and some sort of fruit jelly (apricot?) set on a white table with a white coffee cup with the backdrop of the Atlantic Ocean and a landmass that could almost be mistaken for clouds on the horizon. I watch the coast of Puerto Rico become more detailed as flying fish flee the path of our massive cruise ship.
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songpiner · 2 years
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Quip battery
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#QUIP BATTERY HOW TO#
It makes you appreciate what you have, however little. I haven’t seen what Althauser experienced, but I can say that I’ve lived out of a car and I’ve experienced hunger in the way that he did. He feels people who grow up in this environment of too much of everything feel entitled to all of it. Today he walks into a brand new H-E-B and he just can’t imagine how it got to be this way. I would say ‘thank you,’ and I would mean it.” “I would pick out the bad spot, and eat the apple. “If I was hungry, and somebody offered me an apple with a bad spot on it, I would say ‘thank you,’” Althauser said. He told me about his childhood and not always having enough food to eat. I stopped by his house last week to talk to him about my struggles. Will you take me?Īlthauser grew up in the Black Forest in Germany before the fall of the Berlin Wall. That agreement goes something like: I don’t know anything. And all this was OK because I had committed to the master-disciple agreement with my chef, Marcel Althauser. In the summer it was 110 degrees, in the winter you could see your breath while you chopped onions. There was no heating or cooling in the kitchen. I was not allowed to use measuring devices.
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I learned how to make bread by touch, taste and sight. Long before that, my first real cook’s job was at Marcel’s in Port Aransas, a German and seafood restaurant. He was like a warrior in one of those Hollywood movies, spinning and slashing in such a delicate, practiced way that it becomes elegant, effortless - even beautiful. I think about the cooks in my life I have looked up to, like sous chef Matt Reinhart at Il Sogno, who regularly knocked out a perfect saute for a 300-person dinner service by himself on a six-burner range, while orchestrating orders for the five stations around him with a sleepy smile on his face - for the amount of money we made - and it makes me want to cry. This requires a depth of humility that is scarce today. That’s how I learned, and I’m so glad that I spent my time and effort in that way. I know because I’ve let several do this at Gwendolyn - and I’ve done it myself. In the absence of a job that provides knowledge of this craft, earnest students will try to do it for free. Perhaps cooking in pop culture is not as white-hot as it used to be, reducing the “mystique” per capita. I think there are a number of factors that knocked down their numbers. Today, finding these kinds of cooks, the kind with a fire burning inside them, is (as Indeed likes to quip) like finding a needle in a haystack. (I can tell you that as a teacher, there is no emotional fuel in the world like this.) When I was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed young chef, cooks who would come introduce themselves wanted this thing so badly, you could see they were willing to do whatever it took to climb that mountain and become not just good, but great. Where are the people who are interested in cooking, you ask? They walk out by the dozen, leaving us to wash dishes alone until 3 a.m. And in this way, we took in completely unqualified people who have no interest in the craft of cooking. Here represents a great schism with the past: we were hiring people no longer because they were worth the money, but simply because they would take it. The applicant pool is thinning from both ends. We are now in a bidding war with every other employer on the map - from pretty much any industry. People are leaving the restaurant industry in droves, just as new restaurants were going up all over town. I asked for favors from people who used to work for me, to find that many have left the industry entirely. Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. My labor costs soared through the clouds, and the prices my clientele were willing to pay for food just could not keep pace with the increased demands in pay. And it’s not acceptable to just offer new people these raises the only honorable thing to do for the ones who have stayed was to offer equal or better pay than what you offer the newbies. Job ads placed for $10 an hour starting pay began to go silent. After that, there was the PPP funding release, the unemployment bonuses, and millions of people quitting their jobs or dropping out of their careers altogether, not chiefly because of a transmissible pandemic disease but because they now had government-sponsored justification to stop working jobs they didn’t like. Then the pandemic happened, and entire cities of businesses got barred from operation in those panicked early days. We would start anyone with a good attitude on dish station, and work their way up to prep, then cook, then, with any luck, lead positions and, ultimately, management. It’s hard to imagine it now, but two years ago, I was actually proud to offer entry-level employees at my restaurants $10 an hour.
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my Theory of Everything:
imagine you’re looking in your cupboard. you want dopamine but - whoops!- looks like you’re out. so now you need to go and buy some dopamine. you could get the fair-trade, locally sourced, organic dopamine from your town’s co-op, but it’s more expensive and you’d have to walk farther to get to the store and it takes longer to prepare for use once you’ve bought it. so you go to the gas station and buy cheap, added-sugar, individually-wrapped dopamine. it’s easier.
the cheap dopamine makes you feel crappy, and you feel bad about buying non-local, added-sugar, individually-wrapped products from a huge corporate chain. but it’s so much easier, and you need more and more and more because it doesn’t work as well the more you consume the more you need the more you’ve gotta buy the easier it is to get the cheap off-brand stuff.
this is what it’s like for me (being 95% sure that i have ADHD). this is my Theory of Everything because for a long time i was struggling (and continue to struggle) with my own weird compulsion to constantly engage in “reward” behaviors, like scrolling endlessly on the internet, that didn’t actually make me feel good. so to me, there’s two types of dopamine: type 1, gas station dopamine: it’s quick, cheap, and makes you feel gross in the long run. it’s addictive and impedes executive function. then there’s type 2: the organic, local, fair-trade co-op dopamine. it’s long-term and makes you feel healthy. you get it from stuff like social interaction, exercise, and eating well.* especially when you have a dopamine imbalance and type 1 dopamine is so easy to get, getting type 2 dopamine becomes a real struggle.
differentiating between the types certainly doesn’t fix the fact that i have a problem, but what it does do is help eliminate some of the shame and confusion that is tied in with struggling with these tricky lil brain chemicals.
*note: yes, type 2 dopamine sounds very similar to serotonin. i’m aware of this. plus, i’m not a neuroscientist, so i’m not making any actual scientific claims about dopamine or its functions. All i’m saying is that differentiating it this way really helps me, and i think about it in this specific way because i’m thinking about reward systems (the hallmark od dopamine) and not mood stability (the hallmark of serotonin).
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