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patopq · 1 month ago

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mother

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thesuntookgoodcareofme · 11 months ago

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I hate losing my genuinety for the sake of being funny and confortable to others

#dont know why it happens but it does and it's a physical thing like i feel it in my brain and i cant stop it #it doesnt even work #always trying to please and conform to an ideal and never pleasing and never feeling good. sigh.........#feel like a rosebride.

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satellitemp3 · 11 months ago

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i might be stupid

#WHY THE FUCK DID I ADD MAROON TO THAT #IT DOESNT EVEN WORK #how did i fumble this bad omfg #taylor swift

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mochasucculent · 6 months ago

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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

#viktor #arcane #ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer #it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting #so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath #tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder #where the strap would be #but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise #everything looks like its screwed together #or screwed INTO him #but only the top bolts on his spine are i think #in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine #so he can take it off. but HOW #what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off #does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper #the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss #forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this #any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours #something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly #and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place #they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc #or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought #and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off #dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like #like 40 different controllers #soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine #<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig #forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy

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mahgck · 5 months ago

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blue lock objectively is insane and probably bad. but the thing about blue lock is that once you watch it youre like holy shit this is peak. its a disease.

other powerpoints ive made (including bllk part 2)

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eat-your-milk · 1 month ago

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A Leap of Faith

EDIT: I added the upside-down version under the cut :P

#adding a tag to let yall know this is me #tumblr probably wrecked the quality but whatevs lol #hiccup haddock #httyd #inspired by spiderverse lol #I was gonna do it upside down but nah #how to train your dragon #toothless httyd #still working on how to draw toothless lol #he is so hard why #httyd 2 #toothless and hiccup #hiccup how to train your dragon #dont look too close shhh #man I love doing landscape things like this #scroll real fast and itll look like they are falling XD #eatmilksart #fun fact: I was originally going to draw this in full daylight like the scene in the movie #but then I decided to go with sunrise because I could make it look like fire #and it would be like Hiccup falling into the fire during the fight with the Red Death #but this time willingly because he KNOWS Toothless got him #he doesnt even look back at his dragon because he knows hes there #so its kinda like miles trusting his powers in spiderverse #Toothless will always catch him.#A leap of faith :P

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hinamie · 9 months ago

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I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #itafushi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk art #fushiguro tsumiki #took all afternoon but we wrangled the colours in2 submission #it was looking very green and kind of muddy #so i toned down the saturation in a bunch of places pulled in a lot more grey #kept a lot of the shadows Hard #i think it works #not sure it's the absolute best it cld be but i am Satisfied with it #overall i ws just kind of worried that it was looking rly similar to past pieces colour-wise #i think it kind of still Is but not as much as it would have been had i not made those edits #anyway. emo hours #ive been listening to jubyphonic's piano arr of shelter and thinking abt megumi #thinking abt him growing up n looking back on himself n seeing himself in tht lonely little boy #'it's a long way forward so trust in me' smth smth finding the strength to guide that kid forward even though both of u are scared #bc at the end of the day u Are still that kid #inner child stuff usually doesnt resonate much with me bc i don't like who i was/am/whatever this aint abt me #but in regards to megumi????? OW #in lighter news i remembered at the absolute last minute to lob off the top of yuuji's ear #bc that injury at least i think he keeps ghfssdfhfgsj

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago

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Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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january month of yuugi

#yugioh #ygo dm #yugi mutou #idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi #ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it #until now. my audacity has finally reached quota #wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace #mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son #not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth #like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with #the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it #I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful #specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That #and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That #and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend #that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason #.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi #I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships #yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage #I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling #its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water #(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute

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bogslob · 4 months ago

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I love haiku bot. This is a haiku I think please recognise it.

#this probably wont work but a girl can dream #i even broke out the capitol letters for this #haiku bot #the only bot i like #haiku #poetry #any tips to get recognised by the haiku bot are appreciated #please share so the haiku bot may see me #does it even care about notes or is that irrelevant #idk #its my dream to be noticed by the haiku bot #not gonna lie im not 100% sure this is a haiku but i think it is #i tried and will try again if this doesnt work #one day i will be seen

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thankstothe · 10 months ago

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eat him alive <3

#house md #gregory house #michael tritter #screencap #s03e06 “Que Será Será”#no matter how i look at it tritter arc is a mystery #it doesnt work no matter what #if you ride for pigs - tritter is neutralised not justified #against - theres no retribution or satisfaction at the end of this arc - just frustration all the way #ig s3 is too early to sent house to prison or give disease to that fucker #they also kinda make him use some of the same lines as house. but even he was an ingenious detective it still wouldnt compare

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 6 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

#the final confrontation was basically his first death again #and YES he Does want the Joker dead #and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it #but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate #because he Wanted batman to pass his test #he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count #AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then #granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point #i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh #my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work #i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done #BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something #it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents #that love him and he can trust #the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here #i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob #while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away #anwya. where was i going with this #i think i got off topic #jason todd #dc comics #batman #ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand #they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option #EDIT EDIT: hiii #removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things #go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also #ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise

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dcxdpdabbles · 5 months ago

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Bank Robber: Fill up the bag!

Teller Danny: Excuse me?

Bank Robber: Fill up the bag and don't you dare try to press that panic button. I'll shoot!

Danny: My guy, this is a bank in a crime alley. There is no money here. At most you'll get like 4k.

Bank Robber: Shut up! Just fill it!

Danny: Wow, that's a lot of attitude for a man with 35 cents in his account

Bank Robber: What?

Danny placing straps of bills in bag: I know it's you, Martin. You have a speaking impediment. It's very characteristic.

Martin: So you can identifying me?

Danny: I can identify that you ain't got no money. Walking in here thinking you're hot shit with you 35 cents.

Martin: I can't have you telling the cops where I am *shoots Danny in the head*

Other Hostages: *Scream*

Danny pinches his nose to blow out the bullet: Orginal

Martin: *Horrified* W-what are you?

Danny: Me? I'm undead.

Martin: Y-you're a Bat!?

Danny: What?

Martin: I heard the rumors that Batman and his crew were vampires but I never.... I'm so sorry! Please don't eat me

Danny: Ew, I'm not going to eat you. I've seen your bank transactions. You eat waaaay too much take out for your blood to be healthy.

Martin: ..... I don't have time to cook

Danny: Try a salad menu. Also, look out Red Hood is here. I think he might eat you.

Martin: What?

Red Hood: *Slams bike through front window* THINK AGAIN SCUM BAG

Martin: *Screams*

Danny: You vampire mother-Fudger. I have to clean up that glass now. It's only an hour till closing too. Ancients I hate this city.

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Danny gets trapped in Gotham #He works in customer service and hates every second of it #The rumor about the Bats being vampire explodes #Danny doesnt even know them #He just wants to get through his shifts #He has random jobs that keep getting destroyed by Batman and his sidekicks #He hates them #Hes Ghost King but only in terms of super healing #his other powers are lost

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sunclown · 5 months ago

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Looking for comfort in odd places

#mgs #metal gear solid #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #ocelhira #i have many thoughts of how their rl is in mgsv #even tho kaz doesnt know about venoms deal hed still sense some wrongfulness #so theres a sort of distance between him and ‘boss’#after 9yrs working tgt they sort of know the others worst and best moments. so when kaz is looking for familiarity hed go to ocelot #i dont think this is smt they talk about or recognize #imagine here they were having a convo about cipher and their plans/tactics to take them down #and in the middle kaz gor rlly worn our and needed a 1 minute break #my art

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nin-deer · 6 months ago

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i imagine sqh got so lost w/o gps in the early days of his time at cang qiong

#my art #svsss #scumplane #shang qinghua #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #hc that sqh says shitty pickup lines when he panics #no one knows what hes talking abt #yet it somehow works on sj #no one knows why #not even sj or sqh #normally sj gets really pissed when someone invades his space #for some reason he doesnt mind sqh #bc he just comes in does business and leaves #meanwhile sqh is internally freaking out bc hes so worried abt pissing off any of his characters #he stays on an ding for as long as he can #sqh: hi yeah so srry just fill out this form k sweet cool thx bye

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starry-bi-sky · 13 days ago

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bruce and danny being fuckign nerds together,,,, they are being the BIGGEST nerds. geeks. if you will

these losers are color-coding the most inane bullshit. they are making diagrams for things you've never even thought of. they are having the time of their lives

"what are you two doing?"

Danny, sitting criss-cross on a table, hunched over a spread of papers and a bunch of different jello cups, his back is gonna hurt SO much: color-coding jello

Bruce, sitting in a nearby chair, also criss-cross, scribbling on a graph paper: hm [agreeing]

Alfred, already exasperated and SO fond: may i ask why? and on what parameters?

Danny: we're basing it off which flavors are the most mentally stimulating and for which subjects :}

Alfred, SO fond: ah. i see.

Danny, snapping his head over to Bruce and leaning over: wh- no-- no. Buzz, I told you: lemon-flavored jello stays strictly in the 'smelling salts' category--

Bruce, still writing on the graph paper: mn. no.

Danny, nearly sprawled across his back, faux-outraged: strawberry is NOT good for math-- you fucken HEATHEN--! Give me that pen!

Bruce, did that solely to rile up Danny, now trying not to smile: hnm.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpdc #blood blossom au #dpxdc au #i love them your honor. my babies. they're so lovely to me. they mean so much to me. they are the silliest ever #danny is happy to talk about science and weird ghost shit the moment he's comfortable enough to and bruce is happy to listen #he is also fascinated by this whole new field of science and danny is technically and literally the only expert #they are making diagrams and scales and rankings and tiers and bunch of other science stuff i dont know the names of for ghosts #danny. a nerd: do you wanna see the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce. also a nerd: yes #danny: do you wanna help me re-categorize the tier scale i made for ghost powers | bruce: y e s #danny: whatcha doing | bruce: hm... making a timeline graph for x murder | danny suddenly vibrating at the speed of light: c a n i h e l p #they are being nerds together. they are being SUCH nerds together. they're making scatter graphs for the transit system #they are cross-referencing the correlation between food regulation laws and the increase of rats in downtown gotham #danny is explaining the intricacies of the cardinal directions in the Zone to bruce because it works differently than in the mortal world #they're coming up with classifications for native ghost zone species and arguing over whether they could fall under mortal animal classes #and it comes with the extra challenge of GIVING these animals mortal names because soulhum isnt translatable or even replicable in the huma #tongue and danny doesnt have any mortal equivalents for the names and he cant speak soulhum thanks to the poison.#so he's trying to describe these animals he's seen in english and then come up with a name for them and THEN classify them.#bruce and danny are having a fucking BLAST. danny is so happy to get to talk to another science nerd about ghost stuff coz as much as he #loves sam and tucker. science is NOT their forte and they were never all that interested in figuring this stuff out with him. they tried bu #he could tell that they just werent as enthusiastic as he was about it. but Bruce is so fascinated and he's keeping up with Danny and its #so relieving. and Bruce meanwhile. mister 'learns everything' is fascinated and so interested in learning about this entirely new dimension #and its animals and creatures. and danny gets so excited talking about it to the point where he's practically glowing. bruce comes up with #an idea or a new suggestion and danny all but lights up bc he hadnt thought of it that way and that is *brilliant* it makes so much sense--#and even if he's wrong Danny is ecstatic to correct and explain *why* it was wrong. like he gets the train of thought but here's why its #wrong and what it is INSTEAD. like he's SO happy to share this with him he's all but floating to the ceiling.

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