#it explains so much

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

[theantlercouncil]

Mental breakdowns are clearly hereditary

[elodieunderglass]

I’m glad to be included in gender, and it’s an honor to trans your gender, but gender is astrology to me. “Girl sun boy moon.” You don’t agree, but now you get me better. Send post

[distinguished-rave-moth]

Headcannoning that reaver was 20-23 when he made the deal with the shadow court because there's no way you'd do something like that with a fully formed frontal cortex

[lilcooldude04]

So me and @stormer-needs-coffee somehow came to the conclusion that Invasion from Below is just a really weird D&D session between the heroes

Like if you think about it

- everyone was playing someone else, which is why everyone sounds different

- that one jumper stepping on the gun at the end was just a nat 1 perception roll

I'm sure there's more proof, feel free to add on

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

me: am I beyond stressed and dying?

me: it's because I had like 8 cups of fucking Chinese tea again, why must it be so good and make me feel so anxious.

Me: I will stop!

also me: *chugs 10 cups in 45 minutes* I can think again.

I love caffeine but it makes me so fucking anxious to the point I think I'm dying, why.

[pastafossa]

It's dad's bday and he wanted to watch Princess Bride so of course we are cause it's all our favorite movie and I've watched it since I was a kid.

And every time I watch it now, I'm like... ah, so this is where my love of Matt came from.

[bizarrequazar]

Bro.

Bro bro bro bro bro.

I was just watching Sendarya's new video about misdirection and the kiss and it made me have a huge realization about the final scene: Aziraphale broke them up on purpose.

When Aziraphale and the Metatron are talking at the coffeeshop, it's the Metatron who goads Aziraphale into bringing Crowley back to Heaven. With everything that has happened with Heaven, and with the previous incidents where the husbands' partnership has been used as a threat by other angels and demons, it would be as obvious to Aziraphale as it is to us the audience that the Metatron likely had some ulterior motive: if both of them are in Heaven, it's easier to monitor and control them.

The Metatron is up to something, but the Metatron also is far more powerful than Aziraphale. He is a threat, and when you're under threat, you don't say no. At least not openly.

So ask yourself: Is this the face of someone who's about to "go and tell his friend the good news"?

During the final scene when Aziraphale is cutting in to stop Crowley from speaking, he repeatedly looks out the window back in the direction of the coffeeshop where the Metatron is talking to Muriel. To the audience this just looks like excited jittering, but what if instead it's Aziraphale being worried that the Metatron is watching them?

Aziraphale can't explain his concerns openly to Crowley because he can't risk the Metatron overhearing / seeing that something is amiss. So instead, he acts in a way that he's sure will anger Crowley.

Aziraphale is not stupid. He knows Crowley better than anyone, how could he think that Crowley would be happy to be offered a place back in Heaven? What Aziraphale is doing is pantomiming his own happiness to make sure Crowley reacts as badly as possible, to not give Crowley the chance—not yet—to realize something is up.

Except Aziraphale didn't know that Crowley was about to confess to him. That was the miscalculation in his plan, and the reason why Aziraphale himself is genuinely upset in the latter half of the scene. But what can he do? He needs Crowley as his man on the ground. He needs the Metatron to believe that he's falling in line.

Aziraphale's plan goes pear-shaped, but, ultimately, it fulfills its goal.

[justsomebirdy]

Honestly want to cry over how validating it is finding out that all this garbage I’ve been fighting for YEARS was untreated adhd :’) like oh ok im not useless & broken my brain just has fucked up wiring. S/O to my psych for actually listening and taking me seriously as a 33 yr old

[silvermoon424]

"Man, I've had the weirdest, most vivid dreams for years now, so strange haha"

*randomly looks up Seroquel side effects, a medication I've been on for depression for years*

"....oh"

What's even funnier is that I MUST have read this somewhere before because in my dream a few days ago someone was like "Yeah, Seroquel gives you weird dreams" and I was like "oh, that must be why I'm having a weird dream right now!"

The human subconscious is so fucking weird

[oh-for-fic-sake]

Time for another episode of why i should never have kids

I took my niece to the park and this little boy (older then her) shoved past her on the obstacle course rope ultimately pushing her off.

I was like oh fuck here come the water works. But no she got up, dusted her dress of and at the top of her tiny little lungs called him a prick.

🤣🤣🤣 I almost wet myself laughing. His mum was like "did your daughter just call my son a prick" i wasnt sure what to do for a second but my brain to mouth filter died and i was already responding with

"first of all thats my neice, second of all your son is a little prick." She froze, i froze like wtf just came out of my mouth and then my niece broke the tension by holding my hand looking up at me sweetly "he really is isnt he aunty, can we get sweets?"

Fuck yes we can quick lets go. And then spent the walk home bribing her with sweets from the shop, making her promise not to tell mummy that i let her swear. Or that i agreed with her.

[the-nerd-beast]

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[delirious-donna]

I am so pissed that it’s only today that I’ve realised why my dash feed hasn’t felt right for months! I swear I never used to have the “best stuff first” option checked but it was!! This is why I’ve felt like I’ve missed a lot of posts without even meaning to and I’m annoyed…

Anyways, it’s fixed now so thank fuck for that!

[deeez-n]

when doing bsd analyses i think we should all keep in mind that dazai IS a gemini

[skaianettechsupport]

so i absolutely know im going to have one of those batshit insane fanfic author updates on this next chapter (whenever that may be)

its been taking me a ridiculously long time to get anything written/out and its because i just cant focus and ive been wasting all my free time high as balls bc i have a problem and Actually cant do Anything Else which is not good on its own but its extra not good bc i just got diagnosed with schizophrenia :D and being high makes me hallucinate like a motherfucker!! its a vicious cycle

but yeah so i will probably be popping off to inpatient at some point soon so i can skip the wait list for a psychiatrist and get on antipsychotics so i can not be a Nervous Wreck all the time and go back to writing about perverted old men fuckin nasty style as god intended <3 and hopefully this whole thing will force me to stop smoking bc i fucking hate it, for me its a really embarrassing weenie ass addiction to have and its obviously not good for my mental health (bullying myself into adopting better habits) plus i sound ancient when i breathe, im only 25 who allowed me to do this i use a freakin inhaler >:/

slickdroog content will resume i prommy, i just have to attain normalcy first <3

[murobrown]

Being in your 20s may suck but I just want to thank my frontal lobe for finally developing