#it gets annoying

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

btw I will not be answering any dense af asks saying “um your snake is female if she’s laying eggs” yes. I know. point to me on the post where I said that Tolkien is laying eggs. go on.

[botanical-gardens-system]

Fuck it Im filtering all the stupid syscourse tags that I dont want to see. I just want funny content and terms n shit, not some random like- additive that isn’t even necessary 😭😭😭

[theemporium]

uhhh what did lando say? all i've seen is the chess comment (which got taken out of context) and the comment about him and max not being as close as people think they are (which ofc was also taken out of context) 😭

everything he has said since austria tbh

[amoureuxsys]

Make it a habit to read people’s pinned before interacting. How many more times do I have to say I HAVE A REN. I have a Ren. I only want him. I know some Strade’s are open to having multiple, but I only want him. Please stop sending me anon asks about being my romantic Ren. I’m okay with platonic Ren’s! I am okay with anything platonic, but I have fallen in love with my fox, and I would like to stay with only him, so please be respectful and stop trying to have a romantic relationship with me. /srs. ~Strade

[the-ghost-of-a-ww1-sturmtruppen]

idiots on their way to call me a "edgy 14 year old" for liking analog horror:

[cyanide-sodapop]

when i introduce myself to people i'm like "hi i'm arianna" but they do something that gets very annoying after a while

they be like

"omg ariana grande"

and im just like 😐 yes i know, i get that a lot

like i don't even like ariana grande fam😭 but it's ok, i'll have to endure that for the rest of my life :))

[king-of-the-gods-zeus]

there better not be another moon god

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[codecicle-archive]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[mossing-around]

You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like

kidnapper: we have one of your children

Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific

kidnapper: the loud and annoying one

Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does

kidnapper: well he has black hair?

Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going

kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?

Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific

kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him

Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that

kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand

Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?

kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???

Bruce: ah you have Damian

[imaginationfanstar]

She loves to listen to him talk and he always listens to what she has to say.

“You know, I’ve got this cousin too! Have you met Dolores?”

ENCANTO (2021) dir. Jared Bush, Byron Howard

[bevsi]

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

[scalierpepper]

I got commissioned to paint griddlehark imagined as a classic romance novel cover, which needless to say is one of the greatest commissions of all time and I had an absolute blast.

Per the commissioner's request, I've also uploaded this art to INPRNT (link here).

Art without typography and a mock-up for fun under the cut!

[beadyeyes]

That one tweet that says something like "guys need to start treating their girls better because faggots bi asf these days"

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[virgoanmaenad]

Dear doctors,

Unless I say ‘I don’t know’ when you ask if I could be pregnant, please don’t as me to take a pregnancy test. I will sign whatever waiver you need me to in the off chance I am carrying a fetus.

Sincerely,

Every person with amenorrhea and a uterus.