#it got autocorrected to that lmao

[ruiiplume]

"Unmasked"

I wanna add more but maybe next fan art 👍🏾

[sirwow]

thinking more about a silly talent show chapter where things get a bit outa hand

[zvaigzdelasas]

Oh FUCK yes my Airbnb is like a block away from somewhere that sells Gira (lithuanian style kvass)

[mattodore]

so now please tell me more about matthew, i wanna know details 🤭

he's awful. okay great that was the end of the post! come back again for more in depth character discussions! no, i'm kidding. okay so...

cw for mentions of child abuse, violence, and homophobia.

this is matthias... everyone say hi matthias 🙄

matthias is a man in his mid-twenties who's at the top of the world and still dissatisfied. born the son of a famous actress with old hollywood pedigree and a shady oil tycoon, matthias is old money rich and it's all filth, baby. with a father who saw him only as an heir to succeed him upon death and a mother who resented him for ruining her career and trapping her with his father, most of matthias's childhood was spent alone reading impressive books and analyzing the characters within the stories. not for fun. he was learning how he ought to behave since his interactions with actual people were so limited. he wasn't necessarily neglected since there were always attendants at his heel... but he was never loved — it wasn't even something he knew how to miss. he was a very quiet child. unsettlingly so. he had very little social interaction and was... a nasty little boy.

matthias went from home schooling at the hands of his expensive tutors to private school around age ten, but when he was eleven or so he was expelled from private school for slamming another boy's hand in a desk for trying to take one of his things. he broke bone very easily and didn't feel inclined to apologize or feel even an ounce of regret. after that incident, matthias was sent to a strict co-ed boarding school with no qualms with relation to corporal punishment. the distance from the cavernous manor he grew up in and the experience of actually living with people, and specifically of forced socialization with kids his own age, aided his growth. humanized him. this is when he met imani, who became his best friend.

over the years and through puberty, matthias began to come into his own as a gay man and, like many things in his life even including breaking that kid's hand, he felt no shame about it. absent parents means an absence of influence. sure, there were teachers who would say things, but matthias was always smarter than his teachers and he never valued anyone's opinions over his own.

by age fifteen his father's health had declined to a point of emergency. matthias was pulled out from school and brought home as his father suddenly felt it was important to unload his "wealth of knowledge" onto him. his mother was around much more frequently then. after a few months his father finally passed away.

when the will was read and it was announced that matthias, at the age of 21, was to be given the entirety of his father's estate and fortune, the room was silent. his mother, who a month before found matthias in flagrante delicto with one of the younger stableboys, neatly grabbed a decanter off an end table and threw it at him, badly scarring his chin, and said she knew she should have told his father he was corrupted. from then, matthias was sent to a different boarding school (a reformation school) out of spite; his new school was much more harsh, offered very little autonomy, and in many ways broke him. his mother sent him there every year up until he turned eighteen, after which point he lived with imani. at the age of twenty-one he took back the manor he grew up in. his mother, long-since estranged, had already left it empty.

as an adult, matthias is bored of everything and seeks out whatever can make him feel something, only he doesn't know what exactly he's looking for.

matthias is intelligent, independent, uninhibited, loyal to some, romantic when he wants to be, and exceptionally charming for the audience. when he takes the mask off, matthias loses the veneer of mystery and instead offers the reality: he's erratic, amoral, hedonistic, selfish, disdainful, and numb with unimaginable wealth.

[suaimhneas-gairid]

I'm about to be so busy for like a month and while it's all good fun stuff it's SO FRUSTRACHAS begause all I wanna do is post käärijä and draw käärijä

[arienai]

I'm feeling salty so I'm just going to say, the problem with "shipping discourse" is that yes fiction does of course affect reality, but instead of talking about actual issues inherent to that, like the use of casual racism in media, people would rather make dumbass callout posts about how an adult drew teenage anime girls kissing and this is ~evil~ or w/e

[cyncerity]

CYN CYN CYN!!!!

In your store shifter Au, please please please tell me that Tommy and Tubbo mess with Wilbur when small?!?!? Oh the pranks they could get into and just have Ranboo as like lookout or covering for them!!!!!!

Or Wilbur sees them and Ranboo is right there and Wilbur goes: “TINY PEOPLE??!? RAN DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? And Ranboo is just straight up: “see what?” So Wilbur has an existential crisis wondering if he’s going crazy (or we’ll crazier in this setting)

If this has already been asked ignore me :3

OH ABSOLUTELY

Tubbo just steals shit and Tommy helps him. He knows where all the hidden stuff is, and they just grab it and run. They have a little hoard in the walls that not even Ranboo knows the location of, it’s just theirs. Multiple times they’ve had Ranboo as a lookout and they’ve just been in the middle of a heist and Ranboo has grabbed them and shoved them in his hoodie pocket as Wilbur right as enters the room.

They also mildly vandalize shit, and Wilbur has no idea who keeps writing barely legible curse words on the counter (it’s Tommy cause Tubbo is literally illiterate since borrowers in this au were never taught to read or write but the marker is still too big for either of them to use properly)

And YES Ranboo is the king of gaslight hskssksnsk. Wilbur has seen glimpses of tiny people and Ranboo has talked him into thinking he was crazy every single time. Wil has also tried to put up mouse traps to catch whatever he’s been seeing, but every single one was snapped with a crude picture of a penis or a middle finger in the middle, nothing alive. Wilbur just suspects this is Tommy. Which, it is, but Wil thinks that Tommy drew that at normal size and sprung the traps just to mess with him. So he’s kinda half right lmao.

They also both annoy the shit out of Ranboo.

I’m gonna give a nom example

under the cut if you don’t mind

Rambo noms them very often on the job. Normally they’re chill to just sit and be quiet or nap, but a few times theyve just started singing to irritate Ranboo while he’s trying to answer drive through calls. He may not be able to understand their words, but he can understand their pitch, and the Avengers theme is pretty recognizable. It makes it very difficult to get peoples orders correct. 

They also like to know when Ranboo is having an interaction with a customer cause Ranboo has an ultra sensitive stomach and any sort of rubbing will make him severely falter in whatever he was doing. He is pretty much unable to do tasks while getting rubs and just needs to lie down until they stop and he can continue his job. Bonus is that Ranboo noms Tubbo a lot so he knows all the most sensitive areas. Ranboo also flushes really easily and gets flustered at noms a lot, which Tommy and Tubbo take full advantage of.

Also Borrowers aren’t that tiny in this au, swallowing only one makes a little bump, but swallowing two is definitely more noticeable. Ranboo gets a lot of comfort by just having a hand over the bump with his friends, knowing they trust him that much makes him really happy and Ranboo uses noms to help relieve his anxiety.

Also anytime that Ranboo has nommed either just Tommy or Tubbo and they’re taking a nap in the break room, the one who wasn’t nommed will usually come to take a nap with them. Tommy especially likes to rub Ranboo’s stomach from the outside cause he’s been on both sides of noms, unlike Tubbo and Ranboo, and he knows how good it feels for both parties. I am not immune to third person vore scenarios, I in fact love them.

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

i saw someone on tik tok ranking their top 10 bobs burgers songs and i wanna play too !!

my top 10 bobs burgers songs, ranked :

10. taffy butt (season 2, episode 1 “the belchies”)

this song is so iconic 😭 the belchies is also my #1 favorite episode, and i love tina and jimmy jr.‘s little dance in this end credits scene.

9. hot pants rain dance (season 7, episode 21 “paraders of the lost float”)

this song is just so fun and it makes me want to dance with them 😭

8. slumber party fashion show (season 4, episode 9 “slumber party”)

this song is stuck in my head 24/7. also whenever my fiancé or i buy new clothes we always say “fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch!” from the office and this song reminds me of that lmao

7. i love you so much (it’s scary) (season 6, episode 3 “the hauntening”)

i am a boyz 4 now girlie 100% i would have eaten this song UP if i was tina lmao. also the end credits scene of them all singing and dancing is one of my favorites 😭

6. lucky ducks (the bobs burgers movie)

the first time i saw the movie and heard this song i was shoooook. it’s so good 😭 louise’s part always makes me tear up too lmao

5. my butt has a fever (the bobs burgers movie short)

this song!!!! is so cute!!!!!! i love it!!!!!! i watch this short over and over again sometimes because i love it so much lmao i would literally die for the belcher siblings

4. work hard or die trying, girl (season 5, episode 1 “work hard or die trying, girl”)

ICONIC. i quote this song all the time. “that’s exactly what people say before they make a baby i think!” “i’m hans gruber, consider yourself grubed” “i’m agent johnson, and i’m agent johnson, and we’re from the fbiiiii” it’s so cinematic

3. the right number of boys (season 9, episode 1 “just one of the boyz 4 now for now”)

OKAY if i’m not screaming along to this song it’s because i’m dead. that would be the only reason. this song literally makes me cry lmao. i was a “boy focused” girl like tina and this song made me feel so validated (even though i was eighteen when i first saw this episode lmao) also boo boo’s “i’m back!” is something i quote daily it’s so funny to me

2. sunny side up summer (the bobs burgers movie)

i am screaming crying throwing up every time i listen to this song. i will never ever forget the first time i saw the movie in theaters and burst into tears during this song lmao. every single part of it is perfect. i would play this song at my wedding AND my funeral. “but this summer i might see just who i turn out to be (just what we turn out to be)” makes me SOB

and you already knew what #1 would be if you’ve been following me for any amount of time

1. SKY KISSSSSSSSS (season 7, episode 9 “bob actually”)

HELLO??????

JIMMY JR KISSES TIIIIIIINA

LINDA KISSES BOOOOOOOOB

LOUISE KISSES RUUUUUUUDY

GENE KISSES A SPOOOOOOON

this song is perfection. my soul leaves my body every time i hear it. i am listening to it rn while i type this and i am floating to the goddamn ceiling. i am never not crying about this song. like. i would get this song tattooed on my body if i could

actual footage of me listening to sky kiss on repeat

anyway,,,,,ty for reading hope you had fun because i sure did

[foxgloveinspace]

The smut of the book I just finally finished was So Bad, I need to write some myself, cause the whole time I just wanted to sit with the author and go ‘if you used this word instead’ or ‘if you left off the last two words of this line it would have been GREAT’ and so on.

So. The only problem is. Who do I write for lmao.

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Pouf's weirdly stiff and overly polite demeanor being incredibly indicative of him reading about how to respond in social scenarios and trying to apply it 1:1

[samaspic31]

These spot the difference games are getting harder

Bro that’s not lookalikes that’s clones at this point. They’re the same picture.jpeg

[paperstorm]

what do you think the 126 + Carlos will dress up for halloween? I have some ideas...

Mateo will def be captain america

I can picture Paul being dressed up as a book character since he likes reading

I think tk and Carlos will probably do a couple's costume, like Idk Carlos as Gomez and Tk as Morticia Addams lol (I always picture Carlos as the more reserved one out of the two of them, so nothing too flashy or crazy unless TK convinces him since I think he really loves the holiday)

GOMEZ AND MORTICIA I would love that so much. Tbh it would be so fun if they did a Halloween episode I’d love to see them all in costume

[pandaspwnz]

I had a really lovely day today 😊

[tumbwr]

this is one of my favorite videos now

[nil-the-glitch]

I'm hot, just sayin 🤷‍♀️

[akkivee]

motley trigger crew.. .

my phone kept trying to autocorrect mcr to mcd lol