Someone has definitely, probably, most likely already talked about this, but... you can easily put your head in the gutter reading this, right?
I choose to believe for my own sake that this is a 'staying up late at a sleepover and crying laughing because your friend won't stop doing a Carl Wheezer impression so his mom shows up and tells you guys to shut the fuck up so she can sleep' kind of situation.
Because realistically, if Fleki and Lycion were getting it on, I just can't believe that Pattadol would be the one to go tell them to quit it. I know Pattadol is a goody two-shoes and really cares about following the rules and staying on task... But really, you wanna tell me that flustererd and uptight old PatriciaDoll has the GALL to get out of bed, walk down the hall to the room where her werewolf coworker is fucking the shit out of her other coworker, open that door, and go "Alright, alright, separate yourselves. Go back to your individual beds, it's too late at night for this." I would halfway believe you if you told me she opens the door with her eyes closed and just yells at them, slams the door and runs off...
...ah, well, in the first place, that's probably not what's happening. Because if it were, the person brave enough to get them to stop would probably be Flamela kicking her wall and swearing up a storm in elven slurs long forgotten by mankind specifically for people who fuck too loud.
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epic odysseus: no athena i will not "finish it." mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use
odysseus in the odyssey, shouting from his ship as his men beg him to stfu: lF ONLY I COULD STEAL YOUR LIFE FROM YOU, AND SEND YOU DOWN TO HADES' HOUSE BELOW, AS SURE NOBODY WILL EVER HEAL YOU, EVEN THE GOD OF EARTHQUAKES!
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as a black dungeon meshi fan, it's really interesting to me how quickly some reactors immediately take marcille's side in the argument against the orc chief. like i understand why, considering the way we meet them, but it feels so highly intentional. like cheering on marcille for standing up against the orc chief "because the orcs probably started it in the first place!" but ignoring how quickly chilchuck and laios balk once it's brought up? that wasn't fear of their captors, that was very blatantly guilt.
even when marcille, an elf (a proud people, according to world building and general dnd consensus), talks back, she says "I remember your people doing your fair share of killing too". not "first", "too". if the orcs started it, im POSITIVE she would have said as much then. And I can't really blame the reactors because most of them are anime-onlys, so they don't know the reputation elves have in canon, but its just wild to me, considering all thats going on rn and frankly historically, to see a very blatant racial allegory and immediately side with the fair skinned blonde woman without even pausing to consider why the orcs are in this position. even AFTER they've explained that theyre desperate and being pushed to the edge.
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