it takes a full minute for it to register.
laughing. "yeah, bye, dad."
the decathlon team stare at him, baffled. silence. then-
"oh my god."
peter chucks his phone across the room, collapses on the carpet beside them, buries his head in his heads, and lets out the most pathetic whine they've ever heard. all in that order.
"dude did you just-" "ned, no," he wails.
after getting over her initial shock, mj sighs and holds out her hand towards the group. "pay up, fuckers. told you it'd happen before our next trip." they all groan and hand her $20 bills, even flash paying up.
peter slowly looks up at them, face red and horrified and betrayed all at once- "you guys bet on me?!"
flash looks at him, confused, "well, yeah? what'd you expect out of us?"
abe laughs at his misery. cindy and betty look at eachother, then peter, with their eyebrows raised. "we knew you were bound to call mr. stark 'dad' at some point, peter," betty says, "he basically is."
"i- no- he's not," peter fumbles, somehow looking even more horrified and red. abe hits the bell, snickering. "peter is wrong," he delightfully declares. ned just sighs. "peter, you literally invite us for study dates at avengers tower, where we currently are. he is your dad."
"i thought you guys were supposed to be my teenage mutant support group," peter pouts. the horror on his face has abated, but the red persists.
"well, i'm glad he's not my father figure," cindy shrugs.
"why?" peter asks, suspicion playing on his features.
"cause he's too hot," she says sagely.
the horror returns full force, and peter just wails again, throwing his head back in his hands.
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The situation was diffused by local residents. Not the pigs, not the government. Local residents with wheelie bins full of water. The police didn't even get involved save for arresting a couple of people who were basically bystanders.
"Wehh who will protecc you if there's no powwice?" has always been laughable but we as people are literally proving we can take care of each other and ourselves Just Fine. Because yanno, that's how it's meant to be.
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the fact Zon knew that killing the red dragon would summon the mad magician means:
1- that it's not that nobody ever saw Thistle before, it's just that nobody ever asked the orcs (duh, but ties in with 2);
2- that he was putting his faith in Laios since then; the party was going after the dragon either way, and if they managed to defeat the mad magician, having Laios' goodwill could go a long way into making his brethen's lives better.
and well, if they lose, the orcs reap no benefits but nothing changes, that's all.
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