#it was LATE

[this-is-cray-cray-dudes]

You can’t tell me that no Spider-man ever wrote down “Spider-man” on their homework instead of their actual name. They probably sign notes to the police and autographs all the time, there’s no way that wouldn’t happen AT LEAST once.

[just-a-twinge-of-cosmic-angst]

Reading Doctor Who Magazine

This section absolutely killed me 😂

[krash-and-co]

I am right arent i

commenter is @my-mask-of-sanity-is-slipping

[krynutsreal]

au thing s beforr crismas

squeezes them until their heads pop off

[pinky102zanexd]

It was February 22, 2023...

SilentTale - @pinky102zanexd / @pplayz

✦Stay safe, stay patient, stay strong, stay... Determined, pinksterz!💕

[gaywiththesauce]

if any of you saw my Giyuu... thirst ?? appreciation? love? last night:

no you didn't <3

[the-clockwork-three]

Day 11: Simple Phrases

I have decided to read the lesson aloud so you can hear how the words are said as I do not know IPA and trying to spell the words out phonetically was not working. If you would prefer I used to format of "[Irish], [English], [Irish but slower]" for the words/phrases, just say so.

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Written version below the cut

A short prologue: First of all, I am not a fluent speaker. Although I am not that bad at gaeilge, I am in no way, shape, or form a gaeilgeoir. This is all fairly basic information, but I am not completely immune from making mistakes. 

Second of all: Irish has three main dialects, Ulster, Munster, and Connacht. I was taught through the school system by people from all over the country, and my dialect is somewhat like patchwork. If you, or anyone else, pronounce words slightly differently than I do, it's probably because we’re speaking different dialects, and that's fine. 

Third of all: while Irish uses the latin alphabet, it is unfair to assume it obeys by the same phonics as English. The most glaring examples of this are fadá, or these things áéíóú. Fadá [lit. long] lengthen vowel sounds turning ah (a) to aw (á) and so on so forth. Also, if a consonant is followed by a h, then one exhales a little harder when saying the consonant, therefore softening it. The most obvious appearance of this is “bh” which makes a “v” sound. Or a “w” sound because most consonants make two different sounds depending on the vowels around it, which we shall not get into today. 

The first thing you need to know in any language is how to say hello. In Irish, the most common greeting is “Dia duit”, which is literally “God be with you”. However, if someone greets you with dia duit, the way you respond is “Dia is Muire duit” [lit. God and Mary be with you], and as the third person greeting you reply with “Dia is Muire is Padraig duit” or you can replace Padraig with any saint of your choosing. However if you are talking to a group larger than that you can use “Dia diaobh”. 

Some more informal greetings include “Haigh” which means hi, or “Aon sceal?” which means “any stories” and is basically what's up. You can also skip straight to asking how someone is.

“Conas atá tú?” is “how are you”, to which you can answer “Táim go maith,” or “Táim ceart go leor” which are “I’m well” and "I'm alright” respectively. You can reflect any question asked of you with a good “And you?” which is “Agus tusa?”

If you are asked your name with “Cad is ainm duit?” you can respond with “____ is ainm dom” for “my name is____”. If you are taking the initiative to introduce yourself without being asked, you can also use “Is mise ____” which is “I am ____”. 

The basis of saying goodbye is the word “Slán”, which is derived from sláinte (health), so it is wishing someone good health. However, most people either say “Slán leat” or “slán go fóil” which are “heath be with you,” and “goodbye for now”. Which variation you use is completely up to you. 

You probably already know that Éire is Ireland and gaeilge is the Irish language. So a Gaeilgeoir is someone who is fluent in Irish, a gaeltach is an area where people speak Irish in day to day life, and a gaelscoil is a school where everything is taught through Irish. It is also handy to know the word for English: bearla. So “As gaeilge” and “As bearla” are “in Irish'' and “in English” respectively. 

You will always need a few bits and bobs words when you’re starting out. “Agus” is “and”, “nó” is “or”, and “ach” is “but”. You can do a lot in this world with three good conjunctions. Please is “le do thoil”, and thank you is “go raibh maith agat”. You will see “Fáilte” in a lot of tourist destinations, as it means "welcome”. And “Slainte!” is “cheers,” which we saw above also means health. 

Finally, while you may be happy to tell people “Tá cupla focal agam” meaning “I have a few words (of Irish)”, there is no shame in saying “Ní thuigim” or “I don’t understand”, or asking them to repeat “as bearla, le do thoil”. Learning new skills is admirable and most people understand that. 

I want to also do a seanfhocail a day, for fancy points. Seanfhocail are idiomatic phrases, and literally means “old words”. Today’s seanfhocail is the classic: “Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin” which is “There’s not hearth like your own hearth” or “There's no place like home.”

See you tomorrow for everyone’s favourite: mutations (urú agus séimhiú)! Slán libh!

[fox-and-jester]

Since I'm sick I watched this psychiatry congress online the past couple days instead of going there.

One of the sessions was about presenting unusual cases, the title was something with Dr. House in it. So the first case comes up and it's something like 'Alzheimers symptoms but no biomarkers... what else could it be?'

And someone from the chat was like 'Lupus'

The speaker didn't seem to get it and was like 'ah good differential diagnosis' but the audience got a good laugh :3

[the-magic-school-bus]

WINTER THEME LET'S GO <3

I STAYED UP UNTIL ONE PICKING IT OUT!

though i may take your idea of making it the Loin the witch and the wardrobe theme because like that’s really cool 

[kennysaysthings]

Here’s a conversation I do not remember having last night with a friend of mine

[lessrthanthree]

Bestie, are you good???? 😦

Imitrex does not make me normal

[victorian-robot]

This is just gonna be my random fandom commentary of the day because my sister got me into bnha.

I saw back and forth commentary on Izuku being called plain when green haired is a pretty distinct trait in our world vs all the weird shit that is in bnha so I made a little chart of character appearance in the bnha universe.

As you can see, Izuku somehow has the anti-anime main character appearance in that he is not abnormally plain or strange looking. Bnha decided it’s main character should take his super strength and punch a trope with it.

[chiisana-lion]

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[lilithism1848]

[memingursa]

Lol