#it was too sexy

[sendpseuds]

"How do I look?"

[flourishing-toxicity]

NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME NOSHIR DALAL IS RAIN???

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[milkywayes]

there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]

[galactic-rhea]

THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" ATTACHMENTS

[simping-on-the-daily]

i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

[gamora-borealis]

no but phil is GLOWING lately like. you can tell that going to therapy + bringing back dapg + going blonde + going on tour has made him so much happier and confident despite his health issues 🥹

[her-zone]

Am I the type of woman you want? 🥺 (Smash the follow button)

[blondie-drawings]

(Worf voice) SLAY

[disgracefulthings]

AU where, after throwing Luo Binghe into the abyss and Shen Qingqiu stops eating because the food on his peak is too bland, he discovers that a. Shang Qinghua is a good cook and b. that it's very similar to Binghe's cooking. He decides to have his meals over on An Ding, which confuses his fellow peak lords, but they are also very relieved because he is actually eating.

When Luo Binghe escapes from the abyss he ends up hearing rumors about this, and sees Shang Qinghua as a romantic rival. Instead of taking over HHP, he decides to open a restaurant because clearly the way into his Shizun's heart isn't to become a respected cultivator, but through his stomach. Shang Qinghua does have one thing over Binghe, and that's his ability to make modern dishes that Shen Qingqiu misses.

Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua are very confused and have no idea what Binghe's restaurant has to do with his plans for revenge, and they think it's safe for Shang Qinghua to go in to spy because Luo Binghe would want nothing to do with him.

However, when Luo Binghe spots Shang Qinghua in his restaurant, he challenges him to a cooking competition with Shen Qingqiu as the one and only judge. Shang Qinghua doesn't want to die, so he agrees, but he is afraid that Binghe would take Shen Qingqiu if he loses, so he decides that he needs to out cook Binghe to save Shen Qingqiu's life.

Shen Qingqiu has no idea what's going on (classic Shen Qingqiu) and agrees to judge. Binghe makes him his favorite dish from Qing Jing Peak, while Shang Qinghua makes him his favorite modern dish.

In the end, Shen Qingqiu can't choose because both of the dishes are really good, and Binghe breaks down, saying that if Shen Qingqiu really likes Shang Qinghua's cooking, then he is willing for both of them to marry Shen Qingqiu.

Shang Qinghua, who had no idea that those were the stakes, backs out of the competition because he had no interest in marrying his bro (Mobei-Jun has been stewing in jealousy this whole time and decided that in order to win Shang Qinghua's heart, he needed to cook for him. When it's revealed that Shang Qinghua doesn't love Shen Qingqiu, he takes him back to his palace and presents him with all the food he has learned to make. While not as good as the protagonist's, Shang Qinghua is still moved because he never thought anyone would make something for him, much less his spoiled king)

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe do make up and get married, and Binghe reluctantly asks Shang Qinghua advice for making modern meals

[poltoreveur]

I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

[fattyzadddy]

Getting ready for the 4th of July tomorrow!!!

Donut stuffing tonight at 9pm est

Tomorrow a 4th of July hot dog video tomorrow ! Make sure you’re subbed to watch tonight and tomorrow!!

[suntails]

toot toot!

[skathyr]

Deleted scene from the fontaine archon quest

[kimtaegis]

bangtan gif challenge ☆ ↳ stage mix (one song) + your bias(es) → BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS + YOONGI (cr. 0613data) (vmin + dynamite)