#it would be SO EASY

[calebwidgast]

just so everyone knows... if charles and oscar take each other out in turn one... i will be walking into the ocean...

[turtleblogatlast]

Not a day passes where I am not unreasonably saddened by how we were robbed from a full fledged musical episode

[feraldogteeth]

When I say feral I mean refusing to follow orders because how could I know what it means to be ordered around

When I say feral I mean disappearing for days on end because how was I supposed to know I’m supposed to stay in one place. Your only option is to lock me in a cage I guess :/

When I say feral I mean not asking permission for things because if I want it and it’s right there then what’s stopping me from taking what I want?

When I say feral I mean having instinctive physical responses that my mind has no control over.

When I say feral I mean I want to break things. I want to bite and thrash.

When I say feral I mean my behavior is both wild, and so, so predictable. I’m just an animal, my motivations are transparent yet my demeanor is volatile.

When I say feral I mean if you don’t put me in the dirt where I belong I’ll make you take my place.

[goldensunset]

girls i am very tired of the straight up real life porn that is appearing in the tags i follow

[sapphic-agent]

I don't think people understand how PEAK a crossover between Gravity Falls, Amphibia, and Owl House would have been

[quasar-sys]

one fantasy i have is that i get my whole body scanned and scientists would instantly tell me what all i have in one scan. how easy that would feel...

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

this is so fucking stupid actually

[bughugz]

i'm so high rn it'd be like a shame if somebody used that to take advantage of me and made me their lil bunny boytoy plaything and just like totally had their with me

[thenightsystem]

It’s that time again! Where I want to fuck over my life and mental health, because I want to feel something. Fucking great/s

-host

[tardisbird]

Reached a point in my story where the MC is trying to convince her boyfriend to run away with her and it is taking every ounce of my willpower to not use Good Omens quotes for the entire conversation.

[cytryndor]

okay but if the archangels can erase memory of any angel (like they did with crowley after fall and wanted to do so with gabriel), why didn't they erased aziraphale's memory??

[tricornonthecob]

"But do I make them kiss with mouth, or just kiss on cheek?" the dilemma of every drunk fic writer.

[chartreuxcatz]

If I could just save most of my paycheck for a few weeks... I could travel. I could get a passport. Then I could get a cheap flight and stay maybe 4 or 5 nights in a decent hotel. I could pay to leave my car at the airport (or ride the bus for 14 hours). Or maybe I take a more expensive flight so I only have to ride the bus for 6 hours. Then I would need to save a couple more weeks and then some. Sounds like a plan to me..!

[aeviare]

{thinking about kaveh's adopted foxes... i wonder how they're doing? is he feeding them well? i know he took them home... he's literally me with my neighborhood cats rn lmao}

[tiredflowercrown]

Hmmm thinking about religious trauma (and who to give it to)

[commissionsdarian]

Averagebuildman. Look I know we've just been over stuff but please can we just fix things please can we find a way to have some control over their courses of life?? Watches, Five's one, Azriel's one, Theo's one, please we can do something. They're not going to follow through, they want their entertainment, I can give them entertainment separate from their work please