#it would be really fucking funny

[aduck8myshoes]

I have been trying to think of something funny or cute to give out to people when in my Dulcie cosplay at dragoncon but the cancer patient in me keeps being like: Zofran

[professorlaytondestroyedmyfeels]

So my job coach has just emailed me something because it's a "unique opportunity"

It's a job listing for BBC apprenticeships.

Send help because I'm either not going to do this at all or I'm going to be entering by Clive Dove arc

[summerstrash]

i want Betsy and Rachel to try and get married, only for their wedding, in the tradition of ill-fated X-weddings, to get ruined at the altar because of someone's latent homosexuality.

"but murf!" you say, "they're already gay!"

true, very true.

it doesn't have to be their latent homosexuality, now does it?

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[nicolilylucy]

fighting game spin offs are like the funniest thing in the planet i think everything should get a fighting game spin off. ESPECIALLY if the series is the furthest thing away from violence. like the characters just woke up one day and decided they were sick of each other also bonus points if the most unexpected character is the best one in the game by complete accident. like genuine dev oversight and their hit boxes are like huge

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[benevolenterrancy]

honestly. if you decided to create giant fucking corpse-head-spiders to populate your world with then this is exactly what you deserve.

[dejectedlozer524]

Fuck it whenever I see an ad to do with t*mbler merch I'm just gonna report if for being offensive because it is offensive, OFFENSIVE TO MY FUCKING EYES!!

[semiferalstreetcoyote]

fuck this stupid fucking game

[bastardlybonkers]

feetman

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[transrevolutions]

things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:

- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"

[bree-paints]

My copium where they all survive and they are an iconic one eyed trio

Also some random sketches because 266-267 have been killing me emotionally thank you

[anotherdragon]

Sorry Boys has the perfect setup for becoming an actual like. ARG or horror web series and I genuinely think its really funny that it's like. not. they have a website where if you input a code you get an ominous audio snippet in the zombie apocalypse videos they reference several other sorry boys videos implying that they're all somehow taking place in the same universe, weird cryptic things happening in some of the videos that just. never get explained. and they've all got experience with acting and horror (ranboo from genloss and the enderwalk arg, wilbur from his arg, charlie from genloss and jrwi, and all five of them have been on roleplay servers) and they've committed to being a fucking insane vlog channel. perfect keep up the good work guys

[zellk]

Githyanki doodling on post-it notes that I cleaned up a lil bit Lae'zel from memory on the first (im only happy with the profile tbh), and Anma and Mitas on the second (It was SO easy to fit them in BG3 lore it's insane... I even have a whole storyline roughly figured out for them and it came together in like 30 minutes on my walk home from work.) I don't have any energy to draw nowadays except on post-its, but it's better than nothing.

[tin-cant]

Choosing to believe Esseks alias "Seth" is one of many including Lester, Bjord, and Tasha