#it'd be hilarious

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

I think the way that Sonic and Amy get together is that after Sonic just one day decides, "Yeah, I guess I'm ready to start dating her now," but like, doesn't actually think to tell her this. So he's just casually suggesting they go out to dinner and taking her out on little adventures with him and stuff, and Amy's trying so hard not to read anything into it because she knows he still needs time and just wants to be friends for now, and she's trying to tone it back and just enjoy the moments together without overthinking it, but he keeps spending more time with her and complementing her eyes and all this stuff, and she honestly doesn't know what to think about this.

And then they're just talking with someone and Sonic casually drops "my girlfriend Amy", and she's just like "DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID???" and he's like, "Yeah, we've been dating for three months?" and of course Amy's like "What do you mean WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE MONTHS???" and Sonic is genuinely surprised that she wasn't aware of this.

They have a whole argument about it but resolve it pretty quickly with a sheepish apology on Sonic's part. And they then laugh about it together for the rest of their lives 🥰🥰

[internetskiff]

(Art below the cut btw)

TOPIC: INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING SPHERE POST-DETACHMENT RE-ASSIGNMENT

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Sphere's adapted surprisingly well to conditions outside of the Central AI Chamber. We've noticed a marginal increase in intelligence after it's exposure to "HER" neural imprint. It is now capable of recognizing (and even using) a "double entendre" in a sentence - likely picked it up from her (have you people considered attaching an "attitude suppression" sphere onto her yet? Would be great). It's been annoyingly talkative to the staff. Suggest re-assignment to Subject Caretaker duties. Quite literally the lowest hanging fruit - it's mostly automated anyways, even a toddler couldn't mess it up. Just find a use for it so it stops pestering me on the catwalks, thanks.

[ask-the-shichibukai]

Someone should write a fanfiction where all the first mate/vice captains (and Nami) go on a vacation together. They founded a CLUB (see the previous post on this), they need a raise, they need a vacation and they need it now. So, their captains are left to fend for themselves for, let's say, a month.

For people like Shanks or Luffy, a week is probably their breaking point (or the time range before boredom and lack of adult supervision pushs them to declare war on the world government, thus forcing their first mates to come back ASAP from vacation).

Absolute chaos becomes unstoppable for the crews who never noticed how much life changes when a more adult adult than you fixes your messes in exchange for the stability of their own blood pressure. When they finally understand they NEED some adult supervision in order not to explode and/or commit mutiny, they despair at the notion that they are supposed to be their own adult for a whole month.

The first mates, who are relaxing on a tropical beach without a care in the world for once in their lives, watch their crews' shenanigans unfold on a maxi TV and start betting on whose captain will break and/or give up first. Shanks. They've never had so much fun and they all know they deserved it.

Finally, they return to their babysitting duties, relaxed and regenerated, and all the captains have never been happier to see their first mates again in all their lives (if Luffy's and Shanks's bear-like hugs are almost unbearable then it's just a matter between first mates, captains and the latter’s deep-seated abandonment issues).

[mournersandfunerals]

wouldn't it be really funny if sjm pulled the rug out from under the feuding elriel and gwynriel shippers and just put az with eris instead?

[transingthoseformers]

TFE Megatron, upon learning what a godparent is, would immediately declare Dot to be the godmother of his future sparklings.

You can't convince me otherwise.

No you're very right

[noivoom]

Sun mentioned teaching Moon how to drive yesterday, and as I've already shared my Sun driving headcanon, here's my headcanon for Moon;

Both Old and New Moon are/were equally bad at driving, but have/had very different attitudes about it. New Moon, as we've seen, very much does NOT like it and does NOT wanna learn. I imagine he'd be just as nervous as Earth, except more internally screaming rather than external (he described cars as "metal death traps" in the episode he picked up Sun from being kidnapped). He'd absolutely make the situation worse for himself too- he makes a mistake, panics, overcorrects himself, panic even more, and things get progressively worse until him and Sun are drifting full throttle down the road, screaming. Somehow he never crashes. The Old Moon on the other hand. He did NOT care. He'd drive like a bat outta hell, yelling "DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS," causing utter mayhem, and afterwards pointing out that he didn't crash once (by some miracle), so clearly he must be doing something right.

On a related note, here's a couple Incorrect Quotes I made on the topic a while back:

Sun: Okay, you’re driving when Monty and Lunar walk into the road in front of you. Quick, what do you hit? Moon: Definitely Monty. I could never hurt Lunar. Sun, tired: The brakes, Moon. You hit the brakes. Moon: … no, I’d still go for Monty- *later* Moon, defending himself: Look, if Monty’s dumb enough to walk out on the road in front of a moving vehicle like that, they deserve it. Besides, they’re probably doing it for some stupid insurance fraud scam anyway, so if anything I’d be doing them a favour. Sun: *deep sigh*

~

*Sun teaching Moon to drive with Lunar along for the ride* Sun: That’s a pothole, to the left! Moon: Take it back now y’all *hits the pothole head-on* Lunar, leaning into the front: Cha cha real smooth! Moon: I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Sun, crying: Please just take me home Moon: Country roads~ Lunar: To the place~ Moon and Lunar in unison: I belong~! Sun, crying harder: What the fuck?

[cornertheculprit]

i do like to think that phoenix and maya visit diego in prison sometimes and i think on one occasion after aa4 when phoenix visits on his own diego ends the visit by saying "by the way. never say i didn't do anything for you" or something to that effect that just leaves phoenix like ??? mr. armando what are you fucking talking about. but diego doesn't tell him anything he just leaves. turns out he finagled his way into getting the cell next to kristoph's and has been slowly but surely driving him batshit insane by being the most annoying cryptic bastard on planet earth

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

arrested development would have loved the baby titanic sub lost at sea

[ghostly-penumbra]

I need the phandom to assign a name to every ship we have (yes, the crossover ones too) based on this thing:

[ID in Alt Text]

I know there are names for romantic and for platonic, now I want names for "at each other's throats" and for "fuck damn it stop being at each other's throats".

[livelybook]

I got sucked into the Aegon and Rhaenrya marriage scheme, and it's opened an entire different cans of worms this time

People say Aegon and Rhaenrya's marriage would solve the Dance of the Dragons but they'd be wrong and ignoring the obvious which is who between them would be settling for the consort title and who'd Viserys even set aside Rhaenrya as heir for Aegon(which he didn't do even in canon) if he allowed the marriage or who'd he make Aegon the consort or who'd he ignore the heir issue and let his silence imply everything for everyone to misinterpret. I mean to the Green team(Otto at front and center) it'd obviously be Rhaenrya but by the time Aegon comes of age, Rhaenrya would be firstly older and hopefully had secured a powerful political cemented over those long years which would make it more difficult for them to dispute her as heir or even if they do, they won't be able to take Kingslanding from her(unlike in canon but I feel that Alicent and Otto being able to secure the marriage from when she was younger who'd cause her to feel an even more oppresive pressure as the Green would gloat/be smug about their victory for the throne all through her younger years until she makes herself a problem for them)

The overarching problem would be what about Daemon?

I feel like Daemon and the Velaryons would then form another faction against them though cause that'd be like 3 dragons from Daemon, Baela(assuming the war starts before or once Rhaenrya finally marries Aegon and is pregnant so there's absolutely no chance for Daemon anymore, anyway by the time that happens the girls and their dragons should be all grown up) & Rhaena(assuming since her egg doesn't hatch, she could go claim a dragon from Dragonstone). Plus 2 dragons from Rhaenys and Laenor. And assuming Laena dies & Vhagar is lost as well, Daemon could then remarry and have other children who could claim Vhagar so that'd be 4-6 dragons against Team Green & Team Black(4-5 dragons from Green depending if Aemond gets Vhagar or another dragon plus Rhaenrya).

I feel like Daemon would try to start a war before Aegon and Rhaenrya had children so the count of the dragons would be more on his side and Team Black & Green wouldn't be able to use any children's marriages to lure people their way

And while the Green children could still marry any of Laena or Laenor's children or even Laena/Laenor if they don't marry, I don't think Corlys spite would allow that when Daemon is right there connected with Laena already with greatest closest chance than anyone else at that moment(5-6 vs 4-5 dragons fight) for the title of king if he won

The Targaryens especially in the Dance of the Dragons feel like a neverending circle of two snakes devouring each other, the earlier generations to the next generations, from parents to their childrens. The parents raising their children the only way they know how to until the children finally grow up and devour their parents because that's the only way they've ever known how to live

[light-miracles]

Hob: Wait YOU are Death?

Death: Yup ;)

Hob:

Hob: Oh my god

Hob: Oh my god I'm so sorry I called you stupid.

Hob: Oh my god you're so nice.

Hob: I think I'm throwing myself under a bus now thanks bye

Dream: -_-

[bluelolblue]

I want John and Santino to be my dads -

That'd be cool af honestly

"Hey my dads are John Wick and Santino D'Antonio 😎...what about you?"

Be the most fucking popular kid damn 💀

No one would want to mess with you and if they do...they're found dead the next day...not even a day later and they're dead

"Don't mind them they're just flirting in their own way 🙃 yeah my dads are kinky"

LOOK AT MY DADS EVERYONE 😃

[justanaspiringsomeone]

(Kingdom hearts/Touchstarved) Starved Hearts Pt.2: Dynamics

Leander

These two are literally the same person

Like they look and act like brothers

Unfortunately, due to Sora’s more unknown arrival/nature/vibes, Leander is suspicious of him behind closed doors

Still, despite this, Sora has proven to be both not a threat or a good liar

And Leander is fond of him despite all weirdness

there was at least one joke about Leander having a long lost son and that son being Sora afjksfsjkdgj

Kuras

Kuras is one of the few who’s aware of Sora’s otherworldly nature

Or at least, has a clearer view than most

While he’s fond of the boy, he often has to warn Sora to be careful more than once

Honestly, Sora lowkey is living with Kuras on basis that Leander literally cannot put a child in a BAR

Sora is prob the only person who has hugged Kuras

much to his surprise

also therapy for the both of them cuz imma be real, Sora has issues and Kuras can listen at the least

Mhin

Oh these two–

They will butt heads like a couple bulls

Mhin is not for any of Sora’s more childish aspects

While Sora isn’t for Mhin’s general personality

But especially their disdain of literally everything fun

They both will end up respecting each other tho, competent in a fight so neither has to worry of the other

Also solidarity in having dark forms

Honestly, despite their best efforts they end up looking out for sora a lot

Denies it when it's brought up

Mhin regardless of their denial, pre much looks out for Sora the most when they can

rightfully so, Sora is notorious for giving people heart attacks

Ais

Ais and Sora somehow are the most chaotic duo

The two spar a lot

Ais gets a surprisingly enjoyable partner

And Sora plays with the soulless 

Its so weird but it works

Also no impulse control in sight when both are riled up

Sora adores Princess (and lowkey all the soulless)

Ais also is aware of Sora’s nature, but has no desire to say anything

Sora is a good fight, nothing more and nothing less

Vere

They hate each other

Or Vere does

Sora just dislikes him 

They don't really understand each other

And Vere constantly makes fun of sora every chance he gets

Despite this, Sora feels some semblance of… pity for Vere being chained up

Asks questions that Vere prob hasn’t heard before

Like if he was free, what would he do? Where would he go?

Or if he remembers where home was

It’s a weird dynamic

vere prefers Sora in anti/rage form cuz finally no goody two shoes

they mauled each other at least once and Vere refused to be healed

sora healed him anyways to piss him off

[thekricks0krickass]

someone please do the AFTG characters read mean comments about them.

its not a want IT’S A NEED

[burningfestivalpersona]

One fun thing about the start of Q2 is that Elizabeth and Theodore very obviously remember PQ, and absolutely no one else knows what they’re talking about because, even if anyone else did remember, there’s no one else present who was in PQ.

Honestly, I wish one of them would take Enlil to the side and just say, “Look, you’re not original. Chronos did this first.”

[fullmetallemur]

The newest Cookie Run Kingdom update is objectively hilarious and I love it. Here's Mickey Mouse. He's a cookie now. Have fun