#it's gonna happen i swear

[invaderonie]

[eepybubble]

i'm gonna- im gonna go home. and im gonna- im gonna draw. because i- i have motivation. yes. i have motivation-

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[bluegiragi]

new moon (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

[isjasz]

[Day 114]

ONE MORE DAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL FT GIGGS IN LIFE SERIES!!!!!!!1!1!1!

Without the 1!! :D

[feodor-dostoevsky]

Outside of D&D, I am no hero. I see danger and I just turn heel and run. Or at least that's what I've learned about myself this week. The only reason I came in here was 'cause those ladies came in straight after you. Now, I was too ashamed to be the one who stayed behind.

Joseph Quinn as Eddie Munson in STRANGER THINGS 4

[chalkrub]

been doodling some bri'ish wildlife - love seeing these guys. because they are the classics aren't they?

[yuzuuu4]

i quite enjoy the dynamic

[krazydraws]

A roleswap au where everyone (expect chujin) is swapped, mostly wanted to design them however. @yourlocalsin has helped write it out a bit more so here it is!

Not quite sure what to call it still

[bakubunny]

a/n: adding a dark content banner because the themes or pet names/honorifics used here could be triggering for some. please check the tags and proceed accordingly.

tags: dilf!kiri; dad bf!kiri; f!reader; mild dark content; mild breathplay; mild degradation; daddy as title; large age gaps (10-15 yrs); no age play but vibes are there; strength kink; d/s undertones; established relationship; too many pet names: kiddo, little girl, babydoll, bunny

eijiro opened his office door and walked over to where you sat on the couch, a warm smile and stray hairs from a messy bun framing his face. it was mid morning, but he’d already been up a few hours before you. he wrapped an arm around your shoulder as he sat down and gave you an affectionate squeeze.

“hey, kiddo, you’re awake.” he pulled your head in further and kissed you there. “how’d you sleep?”

a flash of heat dusted your cheeks and rushed to your thighs. “i slept well. how are you, old man?” you quipped with a smile, staring into your empty coffee cup.

“old man? since when?” eijiro said, feigning surprise.

“you started it, not me. i’m not that young,” you said, attempting to stand.

eijiro’s firm hand came down from your shoulder and gripped your thigh. his voice lowered. “where do you think you’re going? your pussy seemed to disagree last night, little girl.”

fuckfuckfuck-

two small words and he already had your mind sputtering. “i’m taking my cup to the kitchen.”

eijiro pulled the cup from your hands and set it on the coffee table in front of you. “i haven’t gotten a proper good morning yet,” he said, turning your chin to face him.

your cheeks felt hot but you smiled and leaned in nonetheless. he pulled you in and kissed you firmly, a hum of satisfaction on his lips.

“there she is. hey, kiddo.”

“hi.” you smiled and pulled away, shaking your head. “will you stop calling me that?”

eijiro let you up as he leaned back into the couch. “maybe. i think you like it, though.”

“mmm i think you’re just trying to get under my skin,” you offer, knowing he was right from the flutter in your stomach.

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧

eijiro’s thick cock was overwhelming as he pounded your cunt from behind, every thrust sending tendrils of pleasure through you, dragging along your sweet spot and slamming into a deep, tender point inside you. the sloppy sound between you filled your ears.

“what’s that, babydoll?” he asked, voice heavy and rough. the thick, bulging arm wrapped around your neck loosened slightly.

“d-addyyy,” you slurred, tears threatening to spill down your cheeks.

“that’s right, kiddo. daddy’s got you.” his grip tightened again with his patronizing tone.

your eyes rolled and you groaned heavily at the name on his lips. eijiro smirked. he felt that familiar tightening in his balls as he got closer to cumming, watching you pant and moan underneath him.

“i’m close. you gonna be a good little cumdump and cum on my cock, sweetheart?” he said.

you moaned in approval, speech barely intelligible with gritted teeth. “n-need your cum, please daddy."

eijiro groaned. his thrusts were hard and sloppy. “then do it. make a pretty mess for me, kiddo.”

your back arched into him and you cried out as orgasm crashed down over your body with a pathetic groan.

the hard clench of your pussy pulled eijiro over the edge. "fuck, that's it, such a good little bunny."

he came with a grunt as he fucked you through your orgasm, hot cum spilling into your cunt as you shuddered in pleasure.

eijiro laid there with you wrapped in his arms as the sound of panting filled the room. he turned your face back to kiss you.

"care to remind me how much you don't like it when i call you kiddo?" he said with a grin.

"fuck you," you replied, turning away to hide your face.

he pushed his hips into yours and you whined.

"watch your mouth, or i might have to."

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[nightgoodomens]

Soooooo are we doing bets?

Because my bet is that Michael will say it was the only take because they practiced before 😂

Or we are at least getting a little “bitch please” look when asked how it was kissing David for the first time

“Who says it was the first time?”

[chaos-of-the-wilds]

I had a dream where there was a new 2d animated sonic tv show (in the style of something like the animated chao in space short or sonic overdrive) and there was a really intenses moment where sonic basically helped shadow fight off black doom I think and shadow was having a crises about who he is (learning he's half alien), and in this brake down he asks sonic why he hasn't abandon him (or something along that line) theres a really long pause before sonic brakes the silence looking right at the camera and says "I'm gonna be honest, I just really like men." AND THEN THE EPISODE JUST FUCKED ENDED AND I WOKE UP AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[rebouks]

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Jacob: I didn’t really see him that much anyway, y’know? Like he wasn’t a dad dad to me. Jude: It’s alright for you then. Jacob: At least you get to stay at Robin’s now, it’s like a sleepover every weekend! Jude: I guess-.. everything’s still weird though. [Jacob shrugged, unsure what else to say; he didn’t understand grownups any more than Jude did] Jude: I can’t believe dad n’ Pixie got to go on holiday without me. Jacob: Aren’t you going somewhere with your mom n’ Gavin in the summer holidays? Jude: I’d rather stay with dad then be bribed by my stupid soon to be step-dad… Jacob: Don’t tell her that. [Robin sighed, bored of his friends talking about grownups and their nonsense; there was enough of that at home without Jude and Jacob banging on about it all day as well. He almost felt grateful as Levi strode towards them, at least he’d change the subject] Levi: Any of you losers got a date for the dance yet? Jude: Not yet… Jacob: Who cares? Levi: I might ask Juniper later. Jude: You can’t! Levi: Oooh, why not? Jude: I mean-.. you could, but she wouldn’t say yes. Levi: Guess we’ll find out-.. what about you, Mutey? You could give someone a note or something, right? [Robin said nothing, much to Levi’s chagrin, eventually forcing him to continue without a response] Levi: Well.. three girls have asked me already, so you better hurry up or I’ll steal ‘em all. Jacob: [snorts] Like anyone would wanna go with you. Levi: I bet your mom would. Jacob: Which one? Levi: What? Teacher: C’mon, boys.. the bell rang five minutes ago. [Levi tensed slightly as Jude and Jacob wandered off, leaving him alone with Robin] Levi: Are you deaf as well? [Robin remained silent but passive, fascinated by Levi’s contradicting and tumultuous thoughts] Levi: I’m not actually gonna ask Juniper, I know she’s your cousin… [Robin shrugged; it wasn’t his business who Levi asked to some lame dance-.. Jacob was right anyway, who cared?] Levi: But if I did, she’d say yes. [Robin squinted; he wasn’t so sure about that] Levi: [scoffs] You’re creepy as hell, d’you know that? Always staring at people-.. such a weirdo. Teacher: Chop, chop, boys!