#it's july 2023

[entryn17]

[the-crow-in-the-blooming-tree]

Brittany, France

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Some of Margot Robbie's outfits in Barbie. MAMA IS TAKING IT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Jeff Bezos fucking stole half of the Titanic without telling anyone, and the media freaked out because half the Titanic mysteriously disappeared and then a month later it popped up on Jeff Bezos’s lawn and he threw a party inside it.

[iinsomaniac]

ao3 went down and i, like many others, immediately flocked to tumblr

[cherrycro]

[batshaped]

moonseed

[liteee]

Summer Antics 4koma

[not-so-rosyyy]

sorry if i'm being dramatic but i just need to talk about this shot again because it's so simple and yet it shook the very ground beneath my feet. a barbie is crying. i feel like i need to repeat that--A BARBIE IS CRYING. I JUST SAW A BARBIE CRY. and she's not supposed to! she's a toy you play with until bald spots form on her head and her legs become bent out of shape and one of her arms fall off. but none of that matters because she shouldn't feel any of it. she shouldn't hurt. her mouth is literally curved to a perpetual smile because she's perfect and her life is perfect no matter what sordid thing you do to her. Barbie is a woman but she's not a person with feelings! she's plastic! and now i'm sitting here thinking about just how much seven year old me internalized all of that.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

[tennant]

John Cena as Kenmaid BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[crawfishcomic]

Sitcom idea

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Y'all don't understand THE BARBIE MOVIE WILL BE MY JOKER

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gru from Despicable Me ran an illegal HRT lab and distribution service. No minions were involved. I managed to get my hands on some testosterone. 10/10 dream tbh.

[harveyguillensource]

Marissa Jaret Winokur shared behind-the-scenes photos from WWDITS Season 5 Episode 3, Pride Parade.

[annafridacharlotte]