#it's law

[roseupfromthdead]

"But, Daddy I love him!" "Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human; you're a mermaid!"

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

Sherlock: We dream of the summer time during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer. What fatal flaw has the human psyche been injected with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

John: Are you okay?

Sherlock: My feet are fucking freezing

[scraemoo]

I remember getting into DSMP thanks to the amazing fanarts and my curiosity about what SMPs are generally and got so extremely disappointed that c!Phil did not have any fucking wings

[free-n-wild]

Martin, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Chris, standing just outside of the door frame like a sleep paralysis demon: I'm not in your room.

[graveyardcuddles]

Okay I've talked about chaotic girl dad Astarion, BUT imagine this: girl dad Wyll with a tiefling daughter. 💕

We all know Wyll would be an incredible father, but I felt like if he had a little tiefling daughter, it would be especially precious. He looks at her and remembers all the little tiefling kids he helped train and protect in the grove all those years ago. Maybe he keeps in touch with some of the kids in Baulder's Gate and they become like big siblings to Wyll's daughter.

I imagine tiefling babies/toddlers go through a phase similar to teething when their horns are first growing in. Their little horn buds on their forehead become sore and inflamed. Wyll spends hours holding a cool washcloth to his daughter's forehead to soothe her, as well as learning how to make topical ointments to help. As he holds and comforts her she wraps her little tail around his wrist. ❤️

As she gets older Wyll teaches her proper horn care, like how to make them shine with a bit of oil. Wyll always making sure she feels like the little beauty she is. He learns all sorts of fancy hairstyles that curl and twist around her horns like elegant vines.

Duke Ravengard makes up for being a less-than-stellar father to Wyll by becoming the softest, biggest pushover of a grandpa you've EVER seen. Spoils that little girl to no end. Wyll has literally never seen this side of his dad and is both baffled and highly amused. Definitely teases his dad about "going soft."

Her growing up and never once feeling self-conscious playing around the human or elven children in the upper city because her horns are just like her daddy's. 💕

[wiltedpeonii]

Enzeru Arai (22) professional volleyball player au

[liinthar]

flirt with tati you cowards

[yngai]

they should've never made ada a hacker (specifically with her intercepting luis' emails to his college friend & that one scene in damnation where she forces the elevator to svetlana's laboratory to open to help leon & sasha + herself escape the self destruction sequence she intentionally activated) because i've taken it now to mean (i watch way too many computer software review & repair videos) she will be annoying about her preferred linux distributions to anyone who will listen, fellow spies, hackers & whichever partner wakes up to ada typing away on her laptop in their living room looking like she hasn't slept the whole night

[cottagecori]

the hottest person you know just posted super graphic ultra modern girl to their instagram story

[hoarding-stories]

Yeah I was waiting for some of these bodies to start getting up

😬

[gianna-palazzolo]

@GigiPalazzolo: Think the two people behind her just got divorced. Really loudly. In front of a small crowd of their friends and family??? Quite literally the worst 'act normal' face I've ever seen @patriziapecatti. Nailed it. 👌🏼

[missabnormal]

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

[batshit-auspol]

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️