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[thepunkmuppet]

the possible future of the hatchetfield series: hatchetfield halloween party livestream full rundown

again apologies if someone has already done something like this, but I’m procrastinating doing my coursework and just want to talk about hatchetfield I want everyone to be aware of this exciting stuff that was announced in the stream so here you go:

the next starkid musical to be released will not be in the hatchetfield universe.

the guy who didn’t like musicals will soon be ready to license.

nightmare time 3 was originally planned to be released in the same year as nightmare time 2 and will wrap up the overarching nightmare time stories (which seem to be miss holloway and the foster sisters respectively).

if they did a fourth hatchetfield musical, it would be about miss holloway and her backstory. it is already written. I am very very extremely normal about this fact 😃

there is a possibility of a hatchetfield movie, and workin’ boys was sort of a test for this concept. it would be a slasher murder mystery centering around the hatchetfield community players (zoey chambers and the cast of workin’ girls, possibly also with ruth, hidgens, alice and any other theatre-oriented characters but that part’s just my speculation). the transcription of the teaser description can be found below the nmt descriptions.

ok so here are the transcriptions of the nmt3 episode descriptions:

Story #1: Bottle Imps

Bill Woodward has been chosen to test CCRP’s latest and greatest product; Bottle Imps. These reality-bending buddies will bring their owner the one thing they desire most. When his new imp, Lovely, leads him to his soulmate, Bill decides to use his magical companion to play matchmaker. But to help Charlotte find the man of her dreams, Bill will have to bend the Imp’s rules. Rules he’s been warned, must never be broken…

Story #2: Frankenruth

Desperate to see a naked body, Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz volunteer at the morgue of St. Damien’s Hospital. Their terrible plan becomes exponentially more terrible, when they become unwitting subjects in the experiments of the body-snatching madman, Doctor Laszlo, who claims to have conquered death itself. If Hatchetfield thought Ruth was bad before, then they will cower before the unspeakable horror of… Frankenruth!

Story #3: Becky Barnes Climbed a Tree

Becky Barnes is on top of the world! Not in a literal sense, of course. She’s deathly afraid of heights. After years of struggle, Becky’s life is finally everything she dreamed it would be. She’s engaged to her high school sweetheart, Tom Houston, and the two have a surprise baby on the way! But, as the couple prepare for the arrival of baby Marie, a shadow from Becky’s past returns to haunt them.

Story #4: Devil’s Night

Tim Houston has a crush. Unfortunately, it’s on his older, mature and totally cool babysitter, Grace Chasity, who he fears will never see him as anything but a snot-nosed little kid. But when a devilish maniac with murderous designs on Grace attacks Hatchetfield the night before Halloween, Tim must protect his beloved, or join the killer’s growing body count. It’s another slashing adventure on the night HE came home… Devil’s Night.

Story #5: (long special episode) Miss Holloween

It’s Halloween in Hatchetfield once again, and Miss Holloway is celebrating the same way she’s done for decades, staving off the horrors that go bump in the night. But when Duke gives her an invitation to his wedding, the dejected Miss Holloway begins to chafe under the terms of a contract forged many years ago. She strikes a new bargain, but unfortunately her creditors are known for their tricks, not treats. Just as Miss Holloway gives up her powers in exchange for a mortal life, a monstrous new threat rears its ugly head. As All Hallows Eve descends, and all Hell breaks loose, Miss Holloway must save the town or die trying… for real this time.

Story #6: (long special episode / season finale) Orb Weaver

Lex Foster had a life once. A home. A boyfriend. Now there is only the road, and her sister, and the fear of the men who are hunting them. As Hannah Foster watched Lex sink deeper into despair, she is certain of only three things: Webby is gone. She cannot help them. They are alone. Elsewhere, an old soldier awakens from a catatonic state. Returned from some unimaginable Hell with a mission. He knows that somewhere, two magical girls require immediate evac… then maybe some coffee.

very important: if you want nightmare time 3, WATCH NIGHTMARE TIME 2. BUY A TICKET TO THE LIVESTREAM. SHOW THAT THERE IS LOVE AND DEMAND AND IT’S WORTH THEIR TIME AND MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

hatchetfield movie: Cast Party Massacre

The Hatchetfield Community Players. You will never find a cattier troupe of two-faced thespians. But when the blood begins to flow at their latest show’s cast party, they must consider: is there a secret murderer in their midst? And more importantly, who amongst them is a good enough actor to pull off such a performance? Can they set aside their petty squabbles and tangled romances, or is it curtains for this ensemble? Who will survive… the Cast Party Massacre!

[its-short-for-jackalope]

slowly accumulating these so here, have some Hatchetfield images + text posts i slapped together lol

pssst if you join @blinkysrewatchparty you get to see things like this even sooner... 👁💜

and also a lot of eels??? idk how that started

[hella1975]

noah kahan really said growing up in a small, bitter hometown is about the rage and the hatred that's been sung about many times before but it's also about love and devotion and the 'all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together' of it all and knowing people so intimately yet not being able to help anyone and he's morally grey at best in a lot of his songs and objectively the bad guy in others and that's just how it is and it's about substance abuse and normalised crime and teen suicide and country roads and failed exams and leaving and being left and love and hate and love and hate and love and

[ace7librarian]

I will update it at any event

@curtmega

[yellow-yellow-jacket]

EVERYONE. GO WATCH (or rewatch) NIGHTMARE TIME 2 SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE NMT3. PLEASE. season one is amazing and i totally recommend that too, but season two has some of the best pieces of the hatchetfield story and if you haven't watched it, you are MISSING OUT. if we all work together we can make the future of hatchetfield real!

[femslashfortnight]

Attention all Sapphic Hatchetfield fans! (And Sapphic enjoyers too of course!!)

The Hatchetfield fandom is a wonderful place with a dedicated community of fans, both creators and readers alike. The realm of creativity we’ve gotten out of this series of musicals and online productions is truly incredible, and we at Blinky’s Rewatch Party love to see how the fandom plays with this universe Starkid has given us. However, there is one thing we’ve noticed.

There is a lack of F/F ships in this fandom. If one were to look at the Hatchetfield Universe tag on AO3, F/F ships are in the minority in terms of fics where it is the main focus. There is a tendency to add F/F ships as a background to a M/M or M/F ship fic, which has led to those types of fics to flood the search results when looking for purely F/F. We consider this unfair to those looking for their femslash fix. 

So let’s make a difference. Let’s write some. Let’s draw some, make edits, aesthetic boards, let’s fill that Hatchetfield tag on AO3 and Tumblr. With multiple timelines being canonical in the Hatchetfield universe, the possibilities are endless. It doesn’t have to just be sideline ships like Alice/Deb, it can devolve from what’s “canon” or just be plain crackships. The world is our oyster. What matters is that we can make a sizable chunk of fanworks that are predominantly centric around F/F ships. 

Join us, in Femslash Fortnight.

Event run by:

Barry @abarryswiftexit

Egg @eggingtontoast

Sam @samscorch

Milo @wigglys-dikrats

Olivia @tapestryoftrauma

Oswald @oswaldpettyeyeart

[wheretheresawyll]

Stepping into the bg3 tags and having to see another fucking post about Wyll's rat diet banter for the 5000th time

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Stop flirting and start fighting

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[blinkysrewatchparty]

Blinky's been spending the day watching to make extra sure his Sniggles don't blink... Remember to fill out the planning survey so you can help everyone join him to watch along! OH SHIT JEFF JUST BLINKED GOTTA GO--

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

the way toshiro is consistantly singled out as "that foreigner" even among ppl of his own party even tho 4/6 of his party are not from kahka brud or the island is so 😬😬😬

[natjennie]

what if I was never normal again.

[asaxophony]

When I out myself as trans and nonbinary out of spite in the party full of gamer bros bc they kept misgendering the nonbinary NPC

[dark-kingdom-stan-account]

it's apparent on rewatches of the curry episode just how much of a blast (no pun intended) Anthy was having

the cheerful compliment to Utena for doing well in sports? the way she waved at her when Saionji dragged her away? the way she coyly responded to Miki's claim that her curry was an amazing new invention?

"don't be sad everyone, try my curry ^w^" you can't tell me she wasn't absolutely enjoying herself there. rock on, you agent of chaos!

[ace7librarian]

This is a good day.

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

STARCANWRECKED GIVEAWAY????

Okay, so I’m considering doing a StarCanWrecked merch giveaway/sweepstakes thing. The idea is that in order to enter you would have to pledge 5 bucks or else up your pledge by 5 bucks to Tinlightenment (Joey, Brian, and Corey’s new Kickstarter) and then DM me proof. I would keep track of all the entries, and at the end of the kickstarter I would randomly select a winner and buy them ANY ONE THING OF THEIR CHOICE (including digital downloads!) from the Starkid, Tin Can Bros, or Shipwrecked stores. And I do mean any. The entire package of Headless and bonus features, the NPMD jacket, anything’s on the table so long as it’s one purchase. A Pulp Musicals or Professor Birthday album would also be acceptable potential choices.

(Unfortunately, you would have to be living in America and above the age of majority in your state to enter, or else get someone who is both of those things to enter for you. I know, I know, but that’s literally the law that I have to follow. Trust me guys I have done SO MUCH research.)

(This may or may not be an experimental dry-run for a much larger endeavor)

But it wouldn’t make any sense to do this unless I know it would attract enough interest to justify possibly having to buy an 80 dollar hoodie. So, with that in mind…

[femslashfortnight]

Attention Sapphics!!

Prompt List and Dates (alt text below):

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June 17 - Make It Sapphic AU

June 18 - Retro

June 19 - Gay Awakening

June 20 - Date Night

June 21 - Near Death Experience

June 22 - Protect

June 23 - Fake Dating / Marriage

June 24 - Photography

June 25 - Gifted Kid AU

June 26 - Yellow

June 27 - Soulmate AU

June 28 - Memory

June 29 - Fantasy AU

June 30 - Parallel

Alternate prompts: Opposites, Slow Dancing, Flower Shop AU, Pride Parade, Starkid AU, Sunrise

Guide for tags (on both Tumblr & AO3):

Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight or HFFF - All posts and submissions relating to the event

Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight Afterdark or HFFFAFTERDARK - All mature/nsfw posts and submissions related to the event

Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight Day _ or HFFFDAY_ - Which day your submission is for

You are also free to tag ships, characters, and the prompt you'll be using but none of these are necessary!

And if you really wanna make sure we see it, make sure to @ this blog too!

If you have questions about the event, the dates, or the prompts feel free to send us an ask! Happy Sapphic shipping, we hope to see many submissions!!